Sal & Richard's Public Access Calls - 18 - Chess Show 2

[johnhebb1987]

lol id like to make a move.... my jizz to your tits

[thephan26]

I'm calling the ATF.

[1RonBurgundy1]

I like Richard and Sal but this Russian lady's voice is the real winner here

[ThePooppantsman]

Its APS not ACS stupid chick!

[TheZombieXecutioner]

this chick sounds like bill cosby!

[PoopSniper]

LOL i think he said shut up old lady, then hes like hello TV and somethin else hahaha

[PoopSniper]

Fuck this russian bitches voice is so irritating COOALLLLER, like a new jersey accent but more retarded

[frisko129]

my jizz to your tittes

[KCArmstrongXIIV]

am i the only one listening to this...

my cock to ur cunt 1, thats mate sweety

[KCArmstrongXIIV]

beating his kids

haha

[goldinho]

love 3.07 wen sal and his two kids are laughing!!!

[Onemorechance12]

God her fucking voice is so annoying.

[Chessczar]

ugly Americans at their finest. And most of them are saying "the woman sounds stupid"....uh yeah.

[KCArmstrongXIIV]

@Chessczar shes so ugly, deal with it

*LauGhS*

[Chessczar]

@KCArmstrongXIIV Another idiot spews.

[KCArmstrongXIIV]

@Chessczar id like to make a move, my cock to ur mouth 7

[kugotsumin]

what does she say? i'm calling the atf?

[CALAdmin88]

In Soviet Russia, chess show pranks you.

[Dickshatban1]

Where do they find these crazy fucking women to be on their shows? Do they look in the homeless shelter or the local Asylum?

[natsu1flame]

My Balls To Your Mouth 7

[emperorles]

Bosnian street whore turned chess player. She is my ne hero.

[LutMejiaJ]

i have a gym inside my brain? why nobody told me about this.

[SmoothJazz98]

@LutMejiaJ only Eastern Europeans have this...inserted from birth for Olympic training, you understand.

[TheDudeistPriest]

I bet that woman can put away heroic amounts of vodka.

[rockerduff1231]

@TheDudeistPriest YEAH she sounds russian doesn't she??

[greydawn]

"can you stick five chess pieces..." I think I know the rest.

[knoxklay11]

i wish i could find the visuals for these prank calls. lol

[TheRealEzzy]

WHY the fuck does she sound so stupid?

[WellHiFoLLLks]

@TheRealEzzy I think it's a Russian accent.

[Rjmorg]

@WellHiFoLLLks I think it's a stupid accent

[prosen0]

i saw her on tv......drugs are bad for you!

[CinemaKing465]

Just waiting for Moose and Squirrel to call in!

[thegillotine09]

she's not getting any real callers you'd think she'd at least humor the kids.

[Marco18887]

her accent turns me on

[SpellboundSolution]

Sounds like a KGB agent.

[sikthegreat]

I got a rook and a pawn jammed in my shitlocker

[Cyclonus84]

She's gonna play with me I hope she brings some baby oil.

[foxygrandpa991]

lmao CALLLLERRR!!! SOMEONES ON THE PHONE......

[raptors11111]

That dumb fucking host woman sounds like a dumb fucking idiot.

[knoxklay11]

@raptors11111 sounds like dexter from dexters laboratory... idk if you know what that is

[HordeFTL]

@knoxklay11 Haha your right!

[EPWilks]

@raptors11111 Congrats, that is the first sentence I've ever read with "dumb fucking" twice in a single sentence. Well thought out, Sir.

Not for nothing, but could you count your teeth and get back to me (all of us, really)?

[raptors11111]

@EPWilks 28 teeth.

[SuperRichardNixon]

Is she from Tajikistan?

[itputsthelotion1]

This woman is a fucking half retarded, half insane fucktard.

[grgmys]

@1:05 CAWWWLLLLERRRRRRR

[prosen0]

callllerrrr

[ridethelightning100]

this woman sounds weird

[PHANTOMZ0NE]

Is the woman armenian?

[foxygrandpa991]

@PHANTOMZ0NE armenians are crazier, trust me. my dads side is full armo.

[dudefku24]

She sounds like she has a dick in her mouth !

[xxWheelz]

my jizz to your tits

[TheAlaricPetz]

"My balls to your mouth seven." Ahh good move. "My jizz to your tits 5". SHIT. Checkmate!

[Talic3]

@TheAlaricPetz But the true final move was My Cock to your Cunt 1 without the use of a Condom. That's the true Checkmate. You can't castle if you move your cock and condom.

[SSJkiller]

@DWR6943

lol shes on crack.

[nitr0burn]

sounds like celine dion

[m0ntr099]

she sound like a huge stupid retard

[concussedcarneous]

yo where's the other chess prank.....where he curses the show host?? do u have it, howard stern lover?

[blacklincoln88]

where can i see the video of this, lol

[blacklincoln88]

anyone know how to find the video to this

[blacklincoln88]

nevermind i found it,

[JAISE1994]

@blacklincoln88 where did you find it?

[blacklincoln88]

@JAISE1994 its all on youtube, jus search ''chess show'' like 3 diffrent host or so

[mikekinney288]

My grandfather heard that accent before he got chucked in the ovens at Auschwitz

[NorvenLeverone]

"My jizz to your tits."

[Horus515]

I'd never heard the term shit locker, but its excellent!

[kristar31]

they got it from the bloodhound gang

[prosen0]

i finally saw what she looks like and there is def. drugs involved,i am curious where she is from...

[HotRodStyles]

Agreed with SagginWillies. This woman is almost overwhelmingly unattractive, and possibly anorexic. SagginWillies' description might be more accurate than mine.

[makaveli3900]

her voice is so fucking annoying i want to kill myself right now just listening to it

[himynameisbobfromaz]

Dumb question I know I heard this one so many times lol, but is this woman russian?

[SagginWillies]

I think she is Swedish, but I think she is Jewish too cause her nose is so skinny and hooked. (no offense) And she is so skinny with no tits, she looks like she has aids. She looks like a train wreck full of crack and aids.

[shariotoflove]

she sounds polish and very jewish, kinda like Kyle's mum!

[vihor2010]

can someone tell me how to find the chess show where richard tells the lady to make a move and when she does he starts yelling whoooooaaaaa whoaaaaaaaaa? please help me out i love that one!

[makaveli3900]

Sal and Richard are fucking amazing LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[Rjmorg]

"It's a very nice show" *pet pet* "Nice, and pretty and good to me"

[smdcbeta]

"This show is not about socializing Its about Socializing in here. Going to the Gym of the brain and making some effort in here."

What??

[LutzfromPS2]

This chess lady can't even speak english

[Ratt2004]

my cock to your cunt 1

[Prolific85]

@Ratt2004 checkmate!

[m0ntalbo]

lmfao what a stupid accent

[makaveli3900]

@m0ntalbo lmfao like in all seriousness i can't even say that she doesn't know how to speak english, her accent just actually sounds plain STUPID

[imblahhblahh]

yeah i seen the vid of this...the chick looks like a crack head

[Rjmorg]

link?

[flat2damat69er]

my balls to your mouth 7.......hah

[tkodawg1]

fuck u faggot

[tkodawg1]

fuck u faggot

[texinnphilly]

Lol not in here!!!!

N we go to the gym of the brain WTF is this trick sayin

[ultranol1983]

Wow, the lady sounds like her brain will explode

[imblahhblahh]

ATF? i think she means CPS

[erikesemo223]

"My cock to your cunt 1"

[365to173repubsPWNED]

lmfao

[lastardriver]

I got a rook and a pawn jammed in my shitlocker. Ha ha. WTF?

[butter7269]

"I had a chess problem that I was hoping you could help me with........ I gotta rook and a pawn jammed in my shit locker....you know it's the funniest".

[PABPrankCalls]

the ATF? I didn't know they handled chess show prank calls?

[himynameisbobfromaz]

lol i've seen the video of the show..and that woman looks CREEPY

[WallowingGrizzly]

"my jizz to your tits" hehe

[richzimmer]

at around 4:36 she says "when serious people call in we can continue" but i find it ironic that "Sirius people" are calling in!

[imblahhblahh]

haha good catch

[729Drew]

What is the deal with this chicks accent lol

[bodies42099]

wow her accent sucks

[GbEiRgOeK]

LMFAO, the ATF is the part of the law that deals with "ALCOHOL TOBACCO AND FIREARMS" who fails?

[613bo]

my balls to your mouth 7? lol

[djprich]

ok...lmao

[flyingtorpedo]

"Yeah I want to make a move, my balls to yor mouth 7"

[xMisterBIGx]

I have a rook and a pawn stuck in my shitlocker

[hadabenz]

Sal : "wow i cant believe this we're talking to somebody on TV ! ! ! SHUT UP ! ! !"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

[girandib2]

my jizz to your tits lol

[June28July]

I don't know why but she sounds sexy. I like this accent. What's she look like?

[FirebirdCamaro1220]

she's not very hot at all, she looks like a meth addict to give you a good description.

[June28July]

Whoa! NO, she's not hot at all! Damn!... What the hell happened? Gotta wonder what happened to this lady...

[Nathan97820]

a crack hoe

[FirebirdCamaro1220]

I know, I know, sometimes on the public access people don't know how to play and they say stuff, but that's why I am here, to pro-tect the show

God what a stupid bitch LOL

[Fradazzeled]

why cause she has a accent

[FirebirdCamaro1220]

I've watched the episode of the chess show she hosted on the Manhattan Neighborhood Network online, she's not hot

[Fradazzeled]

no im asking why is she stupid...

[FirebirdCamaro1220]

I don't know, I'm saying that I've seen what she looks like and she doesn't LOOK hot, she LOOKS like a meth addict

[Fradazzeled]

yeah i know what you said, you called her stupid so im asking why you think she is stupid

[FirebirdCamaro1220]

some of the things she says are stupid, and how she keeps getting duped by Sal and his kids over and over again pretty much sums it up.

[Fradazzeled]

ohhh, alright you cant blame her for that, i mean you can, but shes from a different country,.......but your right she is kinda of stupid

[FirebirdCamaro1220]

I got a rook and a pawn jammed in my shit locker

[hattrickster33]

shes russian lol

[jmoneyfic]

hahahahaha  "id like to make a move.......my balls to your mouth 7"

[PoisonInc]

"Hi I'd like to make a move, my jizz to your ti-"

"Check out our website and what?"

[jmoneyfic]

hahahaha "id like to make a move......my cock to your cunt 1"

[cakeguy4569]

I really doubt she knows Robert Deniro or any clebrity

[bigfilmhat]

"Take the chess piece and stick it in your butt."- Sal's Kid

Seriously, Chess is an awesome game.

[DavidHohShow]

Dude, what the fuck is that accent?? She sounds like Jeremy from Pure Pwnage!

[coxtrox]

russian

[druha10304]

what kind of fucked up accent does that woman have

[Amerikaner25]

Beats the hell outta me. I'm a native Russian speaker, that's definitely not russian or polish accents. I'd guess something hispanic or middle-eastern? Clueless. =)

[FirebirdCamaro1220]

I actually saw the footage, she looks slavic of some sort, either Serbian or Russian, and her name is Tanya.

[aurrorra]

"my cock to your cunt one!"

[hellraiza81]

I wonder what the chess show chick looks like. She almost sounds kind of hot.

[strawhataddison]

sal... father of the year... maybe next he'll teach his kids how cool it is to piss on women...

[mvpnashty13]

haha

[guitarman1628]

SOunds like shes from RUSSIA!!

[dhoytw]

Might be, chess is huge in Russia.

[alow420]

ATF

[enriquem2872]

"I've got a rook and a pawn jammed in my shit locker"

[mschneider212]

alcohol tobacco firearms and explosives

[rockingout1018]

lol, is that lady that stupid. what does she think the ATF is gonna do about it. hahaha

[rockingout1018]

who does the host says shes calling? the ATF??

[mowub]

ACF Administration for Children and Families.. shhe probably thinks Sal is mistreating his kids

[rockingout1018]

woot, i learned something today

[Eparabola]

oh man, my coworkers just heard me laughing

[BR0M]

"i would like to make a move, my jiz to your tits."

[soulrisk1010]

my cock to your cunt 1

rofl

[zjg5001]

My balls to your mouth7.

Checkmate.

[CaLiBluNTs562]

these guys are good

[Varren93]

Shutup old lady..

[ssnatcherss]

I told you she was the lady from the T.V.

[TheSpriteMonster]

OMG, the calls from Sal and his kid had me crying XD It's so sweet though, Sal and his kid doing some father and son bonding through crank calls!

[vspec2002]

this woman is a fucking knob

[youbetterbelievehah]

That is one annoying woman, but it sounds like all she needs is a good hard fucking.

[karlsmith00]

you sound like a really amazing and intelligent guy though, your parents did a great job raising you. i'm sure your mother is especially proud

[Nonoyes77]

sounds like you need a good hard fucking too

[karlsmith00]

classy

[dgreen002]

lolol

[Verogg55]

"That is why why I am-a here, to protect ze show!"

[dchasse12]

You want to call and socialize, but this show is not about socializing!!!

[armadillo01]

going to the gym of your brain...

[armadillo01]

my jizz to your tits...

[R8erNation636]

Jeez, the host sounds really creepy.

[lastardriver]

Russian chicks are so stupid. they make the best hookers!!

[JOEYGOLDCOMEDY]

WHAT?!

whatever that means its hysterical, lastardriver

[lastardriver]

the chick sounds russian. And I was just commenting that they make the best hookers. ha . ha.

[K1NGF3DOR]

2:57 TO 3:03 MADE ME SPLIT

[zjg5001]

I got a rook and a pawn jammed in my shitlocker.

[MagicRoosterBlues]

Thanks for the uploads and channel MTT ... you're making me laugh my ass off at work.

You're very welcome! I love the comments!