Life Alert can now spy on it's customers!

[trexattack]

lol who would be scared of a voice

[ChaosOfSpartan]

btw. only one guy works at life alert.

[mzzzhedison]

"This is Life Alert. You are on a drug, and it's Charlie Sheen! Get out now!"

[lurch321]

The woman at the end must be Mrs. Fletcher's daughter.

[TheKidbb13]

@lurch321 hahahahahahaha

[Typlogo]

effective distance up to 160 feet.

WTF?!?!?! You saying life alert can save you from that high of a fall? bish please!

[StevieBChaCha]

I would have preferred they yelled at the fire, just how they did to the burglars aswell: "This is Life Alert, YOU HAVE BEEN DETECTED, LEAVE NOW."

Them flames woulda been hauling ass out that front door in no time.

[BuckyRitualist]

GET TO DA CHOPPA!

[zacbrain]

chick at the end is pretty hot.

[aoiniina]

get out of here naooo!!!!

[shoopdawoop3]

THERE LIKE OH SHIT THE HOUSE IS TALKING LETS GET OUT OF HERE. also that must get annoying mam you cant keep calling every time you hear a noise

[dziezywiec]

i think somebodys in my home. no ur just a dumb bitch, go to bed.

[NickyNick227]

"SHARON. HEY SHARON. FIRE!"

[tyler7715]

bryanna is gay

[GodsBittersweetEmo]

And people wonder how porn gets on the internet...

[MrAgentAbaddon]

1984? its only been out since 1987..

[clubpenscoot180]

"THIS IS CHUCK NORRIS! YOU HAVE BEEN DETECTED! GET THE FUCK OUT NOW!"

[chaingang342]

0:41 She deserved it for climbing a ladder with heels lmao

[chuuwaayZ]

"This is God! You have been detected! If you see a DVD player, it's mine. Bitch stole it from the Salvation Army and I haven't been able to watch my Seinfeld DVD's in ages!"

[RayManzarekGod]

LOL EPIC " THIS IS LIFE ALERT, YOU HAVE BEEN DETECTED, LEAVE NOW" I'd be scared as HELL if i just heard a voice telling me to get out!

[BratzRock987]

0:01

[xXFirestar5Xx]

this is life alert we see you jacking off, should we call your girlfriend?

[MrNDSteinbach]

I JUST HEARD A LOUD SOUND!!!

[TheIceGunner]

guy looks and sounds like david hasselhoff

[climatechangeftw]

@TheIceGunner he kinda reminds me of Vince McMahon.

[TheIceGunner]

@climatechangeftw

that can also be true! but vince mcmahon doesn't have the dark voice if u know wat i mean

[animebeastx]

smoke signal coming from the kitchen... some one is smoking marajuana, i guess the popo wanna join.

[alphaswordrain1337]

does she always wear a watch in the shower?

[itsPaulaDeenyall]

since wen is the device a watch ? O:<

[samsbabejr]

" This is life alert, we have recorded you breaking in"

"OH NOS! A GHOSTY!"

[mzzzhedison]

@samsbabejr Uhhhh, no.

[samsbabejr]

@mzzzhedison Yeah, that was my longer sis. Sorry about that.

[mzzzhedison]

@samsbabejr Haha.

[milh467]

"I've fallen off a ladder and I can't get up!"

"I'm increasing your health insurance premiums now!"

[NoRulesInNam]

I saw this commercial on TV like a year and a half ago and laughed my ass off.

[DobermansRock]

Great paying a company to put cameras in your house. This is life alert we see your smoking pot on the couch. Should we call the cops?

[bopomofo]

Falling down and not being able to get up. Serious business.

[GManGT]

the operator guy is now doing extenze commercials; pretending to be an actual user with his stand-in actress at his side pretending to be his wife.

[iy8686]

@GManGT yeah i saw that

[shinoluvah]

Theres a fire GET OUT NOW.

Lol at the operator

[cookiesare4life]

Lol the operator sounds so serious.

[ineedfood5478]

This would work well for charlie from 2 and a half men "Charlie, this is life alert! Your mother is coming! Get out now!" Too bad alan didnt have this when he fell off the roof in that one epidsode hahaha

[darkwhitedirewolf]

This is life alert, there is a hot chick in the shower. Lets make a video and sell it!

[xairn]

SMOKE SIGNAL!!!! lol who says that? hahahaha

[xairn]

It's the guy from the Extenze commercial. hahahaha

[ricpasley81]

they probley spy on them because there lives are pathaic and plus old peoples lives suck anyways and if someone would burglize an old geezer they would do it during the day not night according to it takes a theif because thats when most burgeries occur

[thegagugirl]

i love how like on evrey life alet commercial theres some old lady saying i have fallen and cat get up XD

[Kenny2k08]

I would feel so safe with those cameras in my house.

[finespy]

thats the guy from the extenze commercial

[bearswilleatme]

first name basis with the guy watching you sleep. cool.

[RandomNameName]

I would love to work there.

April Fools day

OH THE POSSIBILITIES!

[ElBarto3131]

lmao she's sleeping so it's obviously night time. while the fire is going, and then it shows the fire truck in daylight. Typical response time.

[sawaugust]

thats creepy thay do spy on you

[Live4Laffter]

oh that's great, they can spy on you while you in the bath like that lady o_O

[mzzzhedison]

This looks like it would be a good slasher movie! lol.

[XxIleenMesaxX]

i just saw this one on tv, i LoL'ed

[lpgurlnj]

Is that real?

[andrewschiffer]

Do you know what is smoke signal?

[marioluver86]

um when theres a fire the smoke alarm in your house goes off. i guess the smoke signal is some sort f message they got from the smoke alarm

[andrewschiffer]

What's smoke signal?

[1ncearoundtheblock]

Isn't that the guy from Extenze who used to have a tiny penis but is now having more "fun?"

[jokerwillwin]

This is the Internet. You have been detected..........LEAVE NOW!!!!!!!

[seventyonetrix]

this is total bullshit! that guy is an actor & he sucks ass!

the video does not look like that! this company is run by GREEDY jews who don't care about seniors, they have a fucking personal jet for crying out loud! do not get this service all they do is LIE!

[shion366]

I'm in with you on the life alert thing but... I'm Jewish... an I've got a gun... and guess what I'm gonna do with it.... shoot myself because I'm also part German and because of my hair I'm an emo.

[xxTornadowarrior1xx]

Life alert guy: "This is life alert you have been dectected, get out now!"

(Theives just stand there for a few)

Theives: Ah fuck it, lets go kill the old bitch and take the goods!

[godzillamoviesrule]

LOL. They got some time before the cops get there.

[rspwner14]

Attention Fire , you have been detected please put yourself out immidiately!

[June300c]

LOL

[stevethemeave45]

"This is Life Alert, are you ok?"

"I heard a loud sound, I think someone is in my home"

"No, you're just having nightmares!"

[andrewschiffer]

No he check and video then They are been detected and they leaves. She doesn't have a nightmares.

[stevethemeave45]

I know, I'm just being funny like the other.

[utuber586]

Let me check . . .

*doink*

This is Life Alert. You have been detected. Get Out, NOW!

[RockrGrrl]

These commercials are STILL rediculous. I just saw one xD

[utuber586]

"Life Alert guy, did Rover jump on the couch again?"

"Let me check... Rover - you've been detected, get OFF the couch NOW."

[utuber586]

Bitch at the end is just lazy...

[Gandon95]

LOLOLOLOLOL. you made me laugh for like 10min.

[mburke000]

"You have been detected!"

I lol'd

[hindusanta123]

what if the intruders are a bunch of bears?

[diderr01]

that's why they put a bear mace sprinkler system in your house.

[Huhmasta]

@hindusanta123 Then that bitch about to get fucked up

[NOSxSk8er]

Haha. this video is so funny.

they had so many mistakes in there.

ridiculous

[blimpopswebmaster]

The Extenze man is not only an employee of Life Alert. But he is also a customer. This is his true story. Once he had to press his medical panic button. Because his wee wee was so stiff for more than 4 hrs. He was so impressed with the service that he applied for a job at Life Alert and they hired him LOL...

[Leinadnomar]

That is the same guy from the Extenze commercials.

[imanerd36]

P.S.: Notice :33 "Sharon" is in bed, and then the fire dept is coming when it midday.

[neverenuf81]

Ya I notice a few things about this video, but one can't argue it has a very high production budget. I'm surprised they could afford any stock footage of an ambulance. :) I like the super-hero voice that intimidates the evil robbers into running away. "Sh!t, a talking house! Let's get the he!! out of here dood!!!" Why not get police to arrest them instead of letting them get away to go to a house without Life Alert cams?

Do you put cameras, microphones and speakers throughout the entire house?

[gixzo]

Either one, Sharon is a lazy bitch, or two, Life Alert contacted a Fire Dept outside of Sharon"S states' time zone. Perhaps a Fire Dept from all the way across the country?

[atcj0611]

"get up,

get get, get down,

9-1-1 is a joke in yo town..."

the poetic stylings of Public Enemy

[imanerd36]

Or you could just get an auto dialer that will dial 911 with no monthly service charge. Bonus: They alarm system do not spy on you!!!

[darevmason]

i jus saw this on TV and i had to see it again - the old lady and the ladder....amazing

[rohanb2]

I wonder if he plays around with the camera and looks at people changing...hmmm

[elorathegr889]

hahahahahahaha i fucking love this commercial so so so much

[Amielganger]

I like how the fact that she can't get up is more important and pressing than the possibility of a broken ankle/leg/spine/skull/etc.

[emibulls]

"Sharon, this is Life Alert. We have detected you playing with yourself and we are on our way!" I dont know, people watching me whenever they want sounds kinda creppy.

[KrispyApplez]

@emibulls

That's some sweet service right there!

[andrewschiffer]

He sould say: This is Life Alert... you are been detect and recorded, leave! The police are on the way.

[McPfoot]

"U HAZ BEN DECTEDCED"

[comatosepatients]

Damn, all calls go to the same guy? What if, like, FOUR robbers decide to rob TWO ladies who are NEIGHBORS at the SAME TIME? Shiiiit, one of those ladies is fucked.

P.S. Did Sharon not know anything about fire safety? Like how you're supposed to get on the ground and army crawl your ass out the door?

[Idiolatry]

Seriously...If you're in the process of a B&E...Would that dude scare you ? "-All monotone like- This is Life Alert"

Burglars - "-Looks around- WTF ? Life Alert ? Oooohh -Robs the place-"

God that guy just...Bugs me so bad...Especially when he's alerting the burglars...

Is this seriously from 1984 ? It's still playing lol...They are in serious need of getting new commercials x.X

Lol @ TeamPro...Nice

[Nappeehead83]

This cracks me up because my mom has one of these, but it's the older model. She really did fall and couldn't get up. We hit this little button and all the sudden, you hear this giant voice like DONNA, ARE YOU ALRIGHT?! Creepy. But good to have since I sure as hell couldn't pick her up.

[niceboar]

that one man protects a lot of people

[andrewschiffer]

Life Alert saves.

[andrewschiffer]

Everybody should have life alert.

[ladybug2051]

That is the guy from the extenze commercial!

[dmmamc]

And that increase in size....that was pretty fun too! LOL

[SouthParkKenny64]

Ha ha ha ha ha....."This is Life Alert. You have been detected. Get out now."

I think I just scared myself a little!! Ha ha! :D

[sushibabyx]

leave now!

LOL!

[TeamProGaming]

If you don't leave now I'm going to sit here in my comfy chair and watch you kill the old lady on this cheap webcam. >:(

[TeamProGaming]

Life-Alert: "Sharon, we have received a smoke signal coming from your kitchen!"

Sharon: "Oh really, what does it say?"

[dmc2366]

YOU HAVE BEEN DETECTED

[GodsBittersweetEmo]

That bitch at the beginning is PARANOID.

"Ijustheardaloudsound! I THINK someone's in my house!"

[Normdogg1985]

I'm having...CHEST PAINS!!!!

[Ducksrule123]

hahahahaha

THIS IS LIFE ALERT, YOU HAVE BEEN DETECTED, LEAVE NOW!!!

like anyone robbing a house would leave after hearing that

[BrainnFreezee]

this bitch has the worst luck.

[mapdark]

"and I can't get up!"

I think this is the daughter of the old lady in the first commercial XD

[brianaisamazingocity]

LOL "let me check"

[jaraha]

No, he's not saying this video is from 1984. He's saying it parallels the ideas from a book called "1984" where government takes over everything. Kind of like this guy.

[ladiesman0124]

"Sharon, we have received a smoke signal coming from your kitchen!" So there's an indian in Sharon's kitchen sending smoke signals to Life Alert?

[SakuraMitsukai]

This commercial was just on tv 5 minutes ago.

[JazzyUte]

I think that is the same guy from the 1980s version!

Check it out and tell me it isn't!

[vomitkings12]

it's not the same guy

[platypusernumber2]

''life alert, what is your emergency?'' ''i can't open this mayonaise jar!''

[Gandon95]

ILY for that.

just saying it makes me laugh.

[iBenedetto]

i half expected the fire emergency part, he was going to go to video mode, and scream "Attention Fire, this is life alert, get out now!" :]

[afrim89383]

Shannon, I want you to wear that sexy little outfit you wore last Tuesday

[commanderx777]

I've fallen of a ladder and I can't reach my shoe! Life Alert help me!..that first lady with the Life Alert watch looks like a cheesy james bond spy,talking into her watch...

[alskater01]

Some old senile person is going to get this, forget she has it, and when the angry booming voice goes off she is going to think the aliens have invaded her brain.

[Gandon95]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

lololololololololololol.

you made me and my friends laugh for like 10min.

[RandomTVTube]

"This is life alert, you have been detected. Leave now!" ROTF!!! Yeah, like that's gonna keep them from whippin her ass and robbing her. LMAO!!!!!!!!!

[Erkm4n]

oh wow i didnt even know how long life alert has been around for

[GodsBittersweetEmo]

Old Guy: Leave now!

Burlger: Is that you, God??!

[Cjl99]

This dude looks pissed at his job, Sharon your fucking house is on fire, couldn't you smell the smoke all around you, get the fuck out you dumb bitch. Jesus Christ.

[DashboredRich]

they should do an x-rated version where one of the old ladies "accidently" drops her towel and says "oops! i forgot you were watching" hahahaha

with Life Alert you can masturbate alone, without being alone!

Big Brother 1984

[samantha0605]

lmao!! "this is life alert! you have been detected. leave now!'

[NoRulesInNam]

"Sharon, we have received a smoke signal coming from your kitchen. Get out now!"

[luigipizza23]

"Ive fallen off the ladder and I cant get up!"

[NoRulesInNam]

hahaha, I'm wondering how this commercial was made in '84 when Life Alert didn't exist until '87.

[Sakichan12015]

Hahaha, I'm wondering how you made it through high school.

[NoRulesInNam]

I'm wondering why you're bothering responding to a comment that's months old.

[NoRulesInNam]

lolol, I Just caught this on TV.

[stevethemeave45]

"THIS IS LIFE ALERT! YOU HAVE BEEN DETECTED! LEAVE NOW!", I like that part.

[abrokentoy]

This commercial makes me laugh so hard.

[Cartoonetworkfan]

Hello are you ok?

What do you think!

[missibucketredux]

Cheesy as usual!