I CAN'T STAND!!

[210rayross]

u my motherfuckin romodel ifly

[XxfurbiesXx]

i love you so much i'v you have been my idol since day 1

[xLinaLunatic]

Don't say "until I start acting like my skin color", because there's no way you or anybody can act like a color.

[jjjoyrnr]

Omg ily your TOOOO FUNNAAY!!! 333

[DrewInWashington]

GIRL, you need to fix this, I need a clear image of you! YOU are so beautiful!

[slimdudeDJC]

Not a bad joke!! So beautiful!!! x0x0x0 I wanna ream you. . . ♥

[02prettylady]

Haha :p

[TheMusicislife321]

LOL!

[pianocutie154]

you are black???? :O

[dante93nero]

@pianocutie154 johny was being ironic LOL

[pianocutie154]

@dante93 So when she calls herself a black woman it's like a joke?

[LindsayandDamien113]

i wish i was as pretty like u!!! <3

[ferniejr0]

Your the motha fucking best boo(:

your 100% funny and REAL<3

[queenb19140]

You got me chopped lol straight Philly.

[FunniiGummiiB3arTV]

Love this. I like the joke it was funny.

[yesimcool100]

I sure as hell be a proud black women!

[missblkathens02]

lmao!! Will u ever have a meet and greet?

[napo2k11]

Damn your obnoxious ...

[JudgementalJosh]

xD I love you!

[kuntyfacedbitch]

LOVES IT.

[idkwhyaskme]

this was posted on my birthday (:

[kevinandstarr]

i love ur endings.

[Immabeaver6]

She looks good as a woman I wonder how good she looks when she was a man.

[StrikerKiki]

Omg JohnnyBoy u should do a video where to talk like a white girl:))))

[Espinoza912]

OMG!! fuckin hilarious. i just started watchin ur vids but u are awesome. wish i had a friend like u! lol

[SimplyBeauty135]

LOL 1:57 - 2:06 ! That made me crack up so badly ! I LOVE Johnnyboy ! <3 <3 <3 (: XD

[SuperTrojanDave]

Wow, this video was so funny. Johnny!! We are both turning 21 in just 4 weeks!! What are we going to do? Lol.

[renoloverxoxo]

Most guys say that girls who are confident are sexy. Not girls that think they're the sexiest thing on the planet. Get it, bitches?

[msmccartycullen]

aha the Philadelphia school system, isn't it great?

[ViciouslyVickie]

Johnnyboy you're fantastic, I love you! =] xx

[RawrItzBriBrezzy]

Ily johnnyboy you are so pretty nd funny getting those shirts of yours soon :D

[theone8970]

What's the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant lady???  You can unscrew a light bulb hahaha

[heterogeneoushuman]

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha h a ha ha ha

[xxcrazyturtlexx]

"you must have a poster of me in front of your mirror" lmao you need some posters tho (:

[xXImOrTeLXx]

Johnny can make a straight guy gay and a straight girl lesbian x3 woot

[twistedbutterfly81]

the joke at the end was really funny lol very cute XD

[pizofchit]

HAHAHAHHA OMG UR THE FUNNIEST PERSON EVER IVE NEVER LAUGHED SO BAD KEEP IT UP WITH THE VIDS LUV YA

[Forealways]

Id LOVE LOVE LOVE to meet you. On my worse days i go and watch up your vids and i feel so much better. I lovvvve you!!!! Youre so beautiful and halarious and you tell it how it is and, youre just so uplifting.

Xoxoxo

[idkwhyaskme]

This was posted on my birthday (; OH and you funny :)

[DividedWhispers]

"BITCH, YOUR ASS NEEDS TO HIBERNATE."

hahaha! you're funny as hell, I love you Johnny boy :)

Btw if you're reading this, HAYYY GURL HAY!

[TheEvitalongoria]

BITCH you are soooooo CRAZY!!! I Love It!!!!!

[TheHeartOfAnAngel18]

johnnyboy i started laughing before you even mentioned what you couldn't stand...i just KNEW it was some bullshit!! lmao

[zinna47]

You are wonderful!! Luv you :)

[KingTreonn]

3 yr old prostitutes lmao!

[12lmora]

lmfao Johnnyboy is fkkn BEAST!!

"your ass needs to hibernate" o.O'

[jaysan200]

Sexy xox LOL

[lizzieTHEstarkid]

Wait…I just realized you were probably joking and didn't really sleep with your principal.

Dayumm why am I so gullible?

[pookiebearluv14]

I LOVEE YOU <3 YER SO FUNNNY GIRLLL.

[Badgirlonboard]

I love your songs and you cause you keep it real

[johnnyboyxo]

@Badgirlonboard <33333333

[traybroken]

God yes!! LOL Love you! You are great!

[mesmerizeme]

Why do you dress up as a white female. Your a MANBEAST lol

[IanErixFan101]

Oh god JohnnyBoy you crack me up.

[fuckballsrandompussy]

Oh how I wish you were a lesbian JohnnyBoy <33 Lol..For realz though,your breakin my heart!! haha <33 MUCH LOVE and dont change a fuckin thing (:

[rebekkachanXD]

you are the blackest white person i know

[SilentAngelxP]

Johnny Should do a KFC commercial.

[keke1tube]

ctfu! i looove you, always make me smile!

[gkat1256]

speaking of crack where's lindsay lohan at hahaa that made my day

[iluvdemyx999]

hes a pretty boy :)

[Luisinthehouse]

LOL good morning johnnyboy:)

[thelegendx1984]

fakest black woman i have ever seen

[TheProductofsociety]

I hope your on hormones...your gonna look like a beautiful woman someday.

[JohnnyBoyXoTV]

pretty

[ILOVEPINK0706]

You Are So Pretty!!! And You Are HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!<3

[Fheabhas]

Ah! So beautifull, I actually find transexuals more beatifull than biological girls, haha. But you do remind me of Chris Crocker in someways!

[singchef1965]

Damn, Johnnyboyxo, Damn, I want you so damn bad. you are the sexiest tranny going. I would say more, but damn! Fuck it.

[johnnyboyxo]

@singchef1965 hahahaha <3

[sueavataotaku]

@johnnyboyxo ur pretty :)

[koolsuperman11]

@singchef1965 uh...eh...sounds like you wanna do her O.o

[singchef1965]

@koolsuperman11 Ya think? lol. She's just too sexy!!!!!!

[koolsuperman11]

@singchef1965 lol..? :3

[singchef1965]

@koolsuperman11 She is just soooo sexy and loud, lol, she is so much fun. LOL she is a large black woman. LOL, that's my baby gurl! I just love her.

[koolsuperman11]

@singchef1965 Ikr she is amazing i love her!! :D I her shirt

[singchef1965]

@koolsuperman11 Everything about her. Sexy!

[ShaneDawsonfan101100]

Who the heck is messing with u? JohnnyBox, ur like the shiz! <3

[kurokurokunn]

omg i know this one girl who srsly thinks shes hot and she looks lik the cross between a chipmunk and a hippo e___e she needs to go into a coma!!!

loves you

[PolishMeatball1]

Jb! When's the album coming out? Love you<3

[johnnyboyxo]

@PolishMeatball1 SOON!!! Did you hear my new single 'The Countdown' ?!

[PolishMeatball1]

@johnnyboyxo yup! I was there for the release! I requested it to kiss but i don't think they've played it cause they're assholes

[sarahalyssaxo]

@johnnyboyxo I meant to click like and I clicked dislike by mistake :( Sorry JB!

[Briiidqetteniicole]

Omg u r funny as hell you need ur own show . 4 real

[johnnyboyxo]

@Briiidqetteniicole hahahahaha xoxo

[Trishy03]

I love your sense of humor and your so funny.

[RainbowificlyAwesome]

Oh Johnnyboy, You Can Make ANYONE Laugh(: I Love Your Videos And You. :3

[xxevilpurpleninjaxx]

You're my favorite person on youtube. You always make me laugh Johnnyboy

[StalkinYourMoms]

THUMBS UP if you are a dude and accidently watch this video :/

[Hideylee123]

lolz ha ha feel the same gosh gurl pointing there witchy nose up like they the queens omg someone should tell that to the peeps at my school they act like they all that when the uglier than an monkeys balls but one thing i gotta say love the hair it looks flawles

[XLifeBrethRockMusicX]

i went to summer school once... it was terrible! there was this blonde tranny and...... oh... okay nevermind

[superskullkitty]

This is one of teh best channels ever, you do the best job of connecting eith fans with anyone over 100,000 subbers, ans your hilarious, keep it up :)

[kiersten1212]

Speaking of crack..where Lindsey Lohan at..is she in jail yet....johnnyboy just to let you know whenever I'm upset the first place I go is your YouTube channel...you make me laugh all the time<3

[coletphillips]

You're my favorite person ever <3<3<3<3

[Kylequin69]

im in love with you <3 marry me JohnnyBoyy

me and you can hibernate together...not that you need the extra beauty..your already SO FUCKING GORGEOUS

[johnnyboyxo]

@Kylequin69 <3

[zoso1234]

@Kylequin69 she's probably got a lover already dude

[LovesYou1231]

You are soooo funny:] Keep it up!

[johnnyboyxo]

@LovesYou1231 <33333

[yizo3600]

haahaha lift the leg up!

[johnnyboyxo]

@yizo3600 lift the leg up! lmfao

[johnnyboyxo]

@TheForeverNia <3333

[Jeriaslovesyou]

Are you ever gonna have a poster in your shop?

[johnnyboyxo]

@Jeriaslovesyou Yes! Soon!

[Jeriaslovesyou]

@johnnyboyxo yay! I'm gonna have JB on my wall! lol

[2dboy]

im one of those 3 year old pros watching ur vids and i am learning so much from you!

[thetrombonest]

SEE! this is why your the greatest person on youtube.

[johnnyboyxo]

@thetrombonest Hahaha thank u xoxo

[zinna47]

Love you and your videos :)



[johnnyboyxo]

@zinna47 Meow :)

[SallyStitches89]

BAHHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! XD i love u lol !

[sophieSDTV]

JB you are freaking hilarious! <33

[PuddingTronXD]

"Like they're the hottest shit since Michael Jackson's nose."

LMFAO!!!!!!!! That was the funniest thing ever. XD <3

[Lauren89100]

lol that joke at the end killed it..lmao...make more vids!!!!!!

[nesikhaNofret]

LOL JB seriously when I am feeling down, I watch your videos and I laugh until I cry. Thanks! 

[grahambml]

you didnt make up this quote... will ferrell did.

[samlastlers]

comment back plzzzz but I LOVE YOU!!!! YOURE SO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!! your like a ghetto jesus!!!!!!! i hope i didnt offend you or anything..... T.T but anyways i love your vids and music!!!!!!! especially the countdown and trannylicious

[judiquis]

Ur hilarious :)

[celticlass14]

you are the funniest person. like ever. :)

[46JacobyGirl]

OMGG!!! You are too funny to handle!!! <33333 "You ain't cute hoe. I don't know what mirror you're looking into, you must have a poster of ME in front of your mirror or some shit." HAHAHAHA

[amberadrenalinetm]

ahahhaa

[asheeloo]

ROFL '' And don't come out until i start acting like my skin color'' :D

[johnnyboyxo]

@asheeloo Mhmm

[johnnyboyxo]

@asheeloo <3333333

[calley319]

I fucking love you... I know you're not into chicks, and I'm not either to some extent, but I'd totally fuck you any time, any where regaurdless.

[reevebaby]

@johnnyboyxo I took ur advice about bullying and now every1 respects me!!! LOVE U!!

[noglobwarm96]

YOU ARE SO FUCKING HILLARIOUS!!! I LOVE YOU!!

[johnnyboyxo]

@noglobwarm96 <3

[Dude0096]

when are u hitting up wildwood and the jersey shore!?

[johnnyboyxo]

@Dude0096 sooooon!

[heterogeneoushuman]

Now is the time for a new and wonderful mistake make it happen Johnny show te world how to cry in to there milk.

[heterogeneoushuman]

Johnnyboyxo is and always will be a person out side the rules of life fight johnny fight till the sun stops shinning

[heterogeneoushuman]

What would you do? If the world was with out you ? and your life was just a dream?

JUST SCREEEEEEEEEEM !

[hotsk8rboi69]

Girlll!!! Whats a better gift on your bday than to have you upload a viedo on it!! Thanx and you made my day on saturday!!! xoxoox Love the Large Black Woman!!! Try Tripple B. Big Black Bitch!!!! xoxoox kisses and lipgloss!!!

[TSlover735]

You're awesome!!

[LoRdEmiLiuS]

Thumbnail pic = Circus

[VanWADebbie]

I slept with my female Anthropology teacher.

[AlmostAry]

I LOVE YOU<333333333 just sayin :)

[iBePandaBear]

You should have a meet and greet in philly :D i lived in philly my whole life and I can't believe I haven't seen you >.<

[johnnyboyxo]

@iBePandaBear I'm always around!!

[XxEmoAngel99xX]

Oh god I luv you lol

[iJonel]

You are you hilarious!

[lovableasshole]

Thumbs down for excessive camera blur ;p

[LmaoEdgar]

I slept with my Principal thanks to Johnnyboy ;D

[johnnyboyxo]

@LmaoEdgar lmfao!!!! loves it.

[TheComecats]

i love u my girl are u.

[JDBlover85]

Lmfaooo, the joke you told had me laughing my skinny ass waste off(;

[PirateCaitlin]

you're amazing, meeting you someday would definitely make my day.

[johnnyboyxo]

@PirateCaitlin <3333

[Millygirlxo]

Time to use these lines in my kindergarten class. Show them bitches how i got my crown. 3, 2, 1 i'll slap you down.

[FuhknRicky]

LMAO <3333333333 ;; You Crack Me Up ^------^

[xxallstarsxx101]

I love you u r so funny

[sibz2dahizzi]

if we could hibernate my life would be complete. i love sleep that much lol

[zoso1234]

When will we see you on 'Wild Things'?

[johnnyboyxo]

@Ryite Thanks!! it debut at #34 on iTunes!!

[TheHealthyMonster]

you know what i cant stand

when ugly girls say i need my beauty sleep.

bitch are you serious, you need a hibernate.

i made this my facebook statues. (:

[johnnyboyxo]

@TheHealthyMonster share this video on you're facebook! spread da wordddd!

[vixxiluvskerli]

@TheHealthyMonster I used it to tell a bitch how it do :3

[DirBlair]

I just went on a JohnnyBoyxo itunes shopping spree :) fucking love this music :) Always been a fan.

[johnnyboyxo]

@DirBlair <333333333

[elankrylon]

Omg you're so clever with that hibernation joke!! I love that you repeat it over and over!!!

[johnnyboyxo]

@elankrylon <3333

[workyourblondexo]

fuckin amazing

[johnnyboyxo]

@workyourblondexo <3

[fredaj97]

lmao, the countdown has been on replay for about 2 hours everyday <3

[johnnyboyxo]

@fredaj97 Love it! Thanks 4 the support !

[totallyoutofit]

<3 Love you JB, haha your ghetto accent cracks me up every time! Come out with new music soon!!