Suburban Housewife - Video

[horhay3367]

yo rock girl hook it up !!!!

[ashkissee]

That shit looks fake as hell! lol

[MrSlimtagious]

Hey can you perform in a show for me

[celerygeneral99]

3:01 is hilarious

[celerygeneral99]

this is so realistic, it's frightening.. lol

[camgira]

Hilarious, Suzy. Love it.



[RareThing420]

i hope she is not a real mom lmao haha

[foofan76]

Suzie Fuckin rocks!

[aeroman334]

love this video...gonna see her this weekend at the funnybone in huntington wv....is that dave waite in the video as well?

[xavier29229]

i fckn loooooooooooooove this!!

[Chrissygirl67]

Great video. 

[GarnetRose13]

53 people with no sense of humor, that is what's sad!

[starrynite101]

you are wonderful. too bad some people don't get satire or humor. keep it up. smart people get it and love you.

[mrusa45]

you need to clean up your video and stop useing bad words.

[carolrlondon]

@mrusa45 Shut the fuck up

[juggalolee]

love the shot of the speedway card..lmfao!

[kjohnson1167]

I was not expecting this at all and I LMAO the whole time! Had to watch twice so I could catch it all over my laughter!

[scamtrack]

Mommy gots too pee....

[Malitose79]

OMG. I know the feeling.

[scialpi1009]

u r my hero suzy mad luv and as always word to your mofo mother......lol

[yaziedazie]

so hilarious

[JuliasGallery]

this is hilarious

[0reyna5]

This was sooo funny she did a good job

[pgbulls]

Soooo Heron Bay!! Let me out!

[328jen]

this women is my hero!!!

[ksuess32]

This sucks

[bobstevens13]

@ksuess32 you suck

[gunslinga1000]

this is so funny



[shaneymane15]

I want a wife with a personality just like that

[WikidJuggalette420]

She is so right, mother of 4 and 1 yr old, lol...This bitch is so awsome!!!!!!

[bankybabes]

Is there an audio / mp3 for this? :)

[briol44]

It is HILARIOUS when she smokes the ciggy's

[bubblyseahorsesoap]

Megan this is for you, girl!

[kikopuppy1]

omg O.O i wonder if my mum does this, too !?!

[TheRevelsOffice]

Funny!

[blondi627]

sad, white trash.. not the typical suburban housewife!!! A typical loser who cares more about drinking and drugs more than her kids!!!!!!!!!!!

[emmeta1012]

@blondi627 Honey, this is a COMEDY. Suzy Jenkins is a fictional character created by comedian Sally Brooks. So, just tell yourself to relax and enjoy the show ( try a little mother's cure).

[snickerzbabee143]

i luv this freakin video itz sooo funny

[Kidgirl13]

Um... WHOA! That's not kid friendly

[shelsack16]

Cracks me up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!

[MyWownoob]

i love this song i want some ice tea now lol

[doreensv]

She is my new hero.

[yamijosh22]

yep, she's drunk

[mazzmarymaria]

so depressing!

[candygirl2118069]

hahahahahaha i love it !!!! i needed this today. i have 4 boys!!!

[rcronin1]

Ur a genius. Fuckin' love it! thanks! :)

- mom to 4 & 6yr olds.

[elisabettascalone]

go mommy this is soo funny my son a rapper was rolling says you good mamma I thought about this 5 yr ago and now you did it hats off to you isnt much that makes my rapper laughinglololol love it

[TimmayTimmay86]

Haha the guy from the hipster song is in here!

[Boudiicca]

LOL! That was great. I especially loved the chorus (the oxycontin and Jack D)...sums up the frustration of all mothers perfectly ;)

[bdlindy]

Almost as it was written while under one of the side effects of Oxycontin. Good job, funny touching, hope to see you on Letterman

[ambertolina]

OMG. It's like this lady has been spying on my life!

[psylentJ]

i effen love this...makes me feel a lil more sane in my new housewife days!

[kotzbeck3]

so so so funny!!!!!!!

[GrizzlyFist]

sadly its true 8( very true for thousands of mothers

[mikedelgado8888]

awsomeness

[TommyIsadork]

Well, I am a long time fan and i just have to say that I still love this video most! The newer vids are ok, but there is something special about this one. I think you are a beautiful woman with a lot of sassy sass. Keep the vids coming, lose the husband singing though...

[keereekee]

brilliant video - and for the beeahches yapping about oxycotton - oxycontin ...Uhhh, its oxycodone actually. Lots of Americans mumble their words so much and dont read enough to get the spelling right half the time.

[babsalaba]

OxyContin isn't an American mumbled word; it's a copyrighted brand name of oxycodone.

How do I know?

I'm suburban housewife, bitch!

[crush3r63]

@babsalaba

How do you know ? Wikipedia

yeah, Oxycontin is the pharmacy/brand name.

OxyCotton is the street name and probably from

people mumbling the word OxyContin.

[jeepjules]

Actually it's brand name is Oxycontin. Lots of idiots don't bother to google crap up before they correct someone.

But this chick is the bomb! :)

[October31stLady]

I love this video so much. I especially like the part about the Gymboree classes and the mothers sitting there talking crap about the other moms. That is so true! Lol.

[spyderpaintballer08]

this is a funny as shit!

[emoe3000]

lololol,,,,very funny!!!

[jodieccohen]

HA HA!!!

[abcs04]

Funny as hell

[greenrangerv1]

awesome! you rap better than most of the dumb garbage rappers today!

[jamango89]

This is absolutley histerical, love it!

[jenny2u74]

This video is freakin' hilarious...I know the feeling!!! LMAO but...Im pretty sure mixin oxycotin and Jack will put you 6 feet under if you aren't careful

[crazysidnee]

amazingg.

hahah :D

[aadov]

good stuff...

[trishanikole]

OMG that is freaking awesome!!! love it!

[hottiehp21]

Previous Stay At Home Mom... and right now, I have OxyCodone, Hydrocodone... and Jack Daniels in my house! Once the kids are in bed.. Jack on the rocks calls my name. This is possibly the funniest thing I have EVER seen! Love it!

[lblackford1]

This is one of the funniest things I have ever seen! This is why i live in nyc with 2 kids! You are absolutely hysterical!

[stylnadrn]

She is the funniest thing I have seen. I wanted to be the next FemNem but she's got it for sure... Love her.

[tangotwofive]

That shit is cool as Hell !!!

[ECWMUFFIN]

FREAKEN' HYSTERICAL!!! But I agree, to not have heard of oxycontin must mean you don't read a newspaper or even watch news on TV.....hmmmm, don't you even read stories on line?

[thaifan05]

Its one drug I had never heard of. I do read a lot of stories online but never came across this name.

[ECWMUFFIN]

Oxycontin....it's a pain killer that's ONLY supposed to be prescribed for nth stage cancer patients, but doctors have written scripts for it for everything from a headache to a hangnail and it's the most abused RX nationwide. It works, but it''s just been overprescribed.

[lazyleapstabbin]

dude you know the facts but cant fucking spell it right. OXYCOTTON

[Metagg]

You mean OxyContin

[hleighp]

Actually its spelled Oxycontin.

Look it up

[libralady24]

OMG!! that is hysterically funny! loved it!

[OmegaTroll69]

Really unfunny.

[tokyogirl1974]

perfect, to a "T"

brilliant!

[Pegc1234]

And by the way, for all those people who comment that this isn't a real life situation, you are living in a dream world!! This is EXACTLY the way it is. I tried scrap booking, PTA, eating glue (not me, the kids) and this is exactly how most mothers feel! And so what if you didn't know what oxicotin was. It's sitll funny. Lighten up people!

[CoffeehouseGirl25]

@Pegc1234 What a sad response :c

[Pegc1234]

THIS IS HYSTERICAL!! SUZY I LOVE YOU! I have never posted a comment on you tube before but this one merits it! My drink of prefernce, though, is red wine. In a coffee cup it looks like coffee or tea or grape juice...I can so relate to this! Suzy, make another one!!

[thaifan05]

I had never heard of it but I asked my husband tonight and I now know. I dont think that makes me a dumb son of a bitch because I never heard of a certain type of drug.

[Saundra125Bryan]

you must be a dumb son of a bitch to not know about oxycontin

[nisa76]

LOVE YOU SUZY! I wish I had some mother's cure. ;) Love the laundry in the dishwasher! <3

[thaifan05]

Is oxiconting another word for cocaine?

[Armywife101stfc]

That is the dumbest shit i've ever seen!

[plusku]

That is TOOOOO FUNNY!!!

[secintron1]

love it!!!

[dwyer222]

You are great! that is pretty damn funny. Nice boy posse

[ignatovsky]

Word!

[pastrydevil]

brilliant!!!

[superdev22]

i love this

[coxie31]

THAT was hilarious!

[adrianmur]

4:03 Brilliant!

[sophiabellos]

Please... Its a satire. It's brilliant.

[vangoghsear]

big ups to God, yo.

[bluevviolet]

Brilliant!

[knoppyj]

Hysterical!!

[Tearstone]

Not funny.

[LiverpudlianFan2]

yeah it is

[fluffypunk101]

ha i got this stuck in my head and i was singing this when i was eating and my parents were like what the hell are u singing. " chill little bitches mommy gots to pee" :)

[ticoabuf]

This was funny as HELL!!!!

[Dyell1012]

H+Go ahead girl FUNNY as HELLLLL

[peepartist]

hilarious!!!!!!

[Mr5Webster]

How very sad, I am sadden by her sence of humor

[scam513]

she's cool as hell!!!! Don't HATE!!!!

[septembermelody]

Dude, this lady MUST have kids.

[BYGodsHANDS]

it is COMPLETELY ok to have a grown up sense of humor AND be a House Wife and Mother.

Not EVERYONE has to be the "cookie cutter" Mother.

loosen up!

[BGIF]

WORD!

[hevei]

alcohol and ciggeratts are evil to Christian!

[TheMellowDee]

good thing Im not a christian Bwahahahaaa

[HipHopJun]

*sigh*

[brittgonya]

This is nothing like being a wife or mother. You have to have a complete clear mind to even take care of one child. I can tell this woman has no children.

[zohoya1984]

I can tell you haven't been laid in a while. Suzy Jenkins it's to child rearing as Michael Vick is to dog fighting....badass at it.

[jenni6666]

@brittgonya then you don't know squat. she does have kids, and it's a JOKE. get over yourself.

[Meskenit]

Damn. Now I seriously don't want to have kids/be a suburban housewife. Lol.

[jenni6666]

@Meskenit good thinkin.

[skullsamurai]

COOLEST.MUM.EVER

[CourtCalica]

the best

[Jackthemeat]

Word to your Mother Fucking Mother.

[stratline7]

MOM! MOM!.....I HAVE FINNALY FOUND MY MOM! I HAVE SEARCHED FOR YEARS AND NOW IAM NOT A ORPHIN ANY MORE!...YAH!....now give me the oxy B&^#

[brittgonya]

It's spelled ORPHAN.

[mj4lifefj]

wow

[denWere]

i like the drinking parts

[videoclipsmiami]

Awesome!

[45gunner]

LMAO!....she is funny!

The dancers are lil creepy but damn this IS funny!

[ilovelinoleum]

I love this!!

[karenl0204]

that was so funny

[GulfCoasta09]

damn the video was awesome, but those back up dancers are just disturbing =O

[candygirl0406]

Ohh, Pucker!!

[jasupergut]

vestacious: I'm guessing most women around you then are probably like that. Being a stay-at-home-mom really has nothing to do with it. That's sort of my point.

[YGFshark]

this is so debbie

[ion5061]

wtf moms nor anyone else should smoke or drink

[xCoolKill]

Agreed.

[PleaseDontLickMyEye]

i guess that's what Mom does after Go to school :)

[GangstaSmurfDawg]

That was Mother Fuckin' dope girl . . Love it love it love it . .  Now lets bang

[xCoolKill]

Wow your one desperate nerd.

[AhBaBnYnah]

Awesome. Lol.

[Kcronoahs6597]

now i know

[miez65O]

This is sooo funny. Good job

[Lena3117]

that's just too funny!!! awesome!!!

[iam4doingnothing]

Sweet and funny

[stumpdonut23]

your house is pretty

[Crablec10]

This is better than a majority of rap.

[Narlybob]

"as always...thank god" ?? For what...having a fine vocabulary?

[bigdsears]

for shizzle.

[Slapstick151]

hahaha whattttttttttt theeeeeeee efffffffffffffff!!?!?!?!?

[Wulfgar1990]

wtf...... die u stupid kreature !!!

[vestacious]

jasupergut: I live in north Texas, and I know those moms. Maybe they aren't where you live, but they're surrounding me! Fake boobs and all.

[loveloki]

beautiful!!

[margencarb]

Fucking hilarious!

[jasupergut]

yeah I get it, I crack open a beer (after the iced tea all day, I figure the neighbors already probably think I drink) as soon as I make dinner, b/c lord knows kids hollering and menial labor half the day makes me want to scream sometimes. I just find the (even sardonic) characterization of moms as conservative looking suburbanite "housewives" typical and grating. I half relate and am half irritated.

[pagenaomi]

Hilarious! I'm an "Urban F-ing House Wife I get it...I try to scapbook, give my kids Mac & Cheese, all the while wine needs to be in the picture, right??? It's 5 o'clock somewhere????

[jasupergut]

Very funny and I laughed out loud, but something about it was bugging me. Maybe because I don't really know any moms who really watch guiding light with a headband on and have time to scrapbook? If I didn't know better, I'd think it was written by a non-mom operating more from stereotypes than genuine frustration and humor. Nothing about tantrums, wiping butts, and not having time to shower while most of society looks down on you! :p I still liked it though.

[mamaneena]

you're brilliant!

I totally needed this today.

[mindimer]

OMG I think I love you.

[whitebishop1]

She should have a son named Leroy. ;-)

[Tones4me1]

Geez, this is funny and true but foul mouthed. The word bitter comes to mind. But I can say after you have washed your 2 millionth dish it can wear you down. Love the posse though! LOL

[The101177]

Who are the guys in your man-boy posse?

I think it's pretty funny ~ no harm in a little fun!!

[sallybrookscomedy]

The man-boy posse are all Cincinnati area stand-up comedians: Ryan Singer (who directed the video), Ryan Fohl, Dave Waite, Alex Stone, Reid Faylor, and Mike Cody. Google them- all very funny guys!

[The101177]

Thanks.......you AND your friends are very good!! LMAO!

[Lildeb301]

THis was sooo funny I rerally enjoyed it and have passed this to all the house wives I know:)

[bigbad1000do7a]

suburban housewives are some of the freakiest creatures around.

[pdxplaydoh]

That was great Suzy! Well done!

[teh1337storm]

i got 30 seconds into it and... gave up.

[totallyrandom02]

pathetic lol

[cvzxcbcvbcxvbn]

FAIL