I enjoy prank calls and feel it is becoming a lost art. I love the Ignorant Jim and Diev the Retarded Psychic series. I have laughed hard enough to cry at the Frank Garrett and Satanic Racist calls. And I even own the ORIGINAL Leroy Mercer (John Bean) cd. But this guy does NOT deserve to be pranked.
@fhab525 As someone who has been studying the Bible to discover what it really says. I read your post...then wen't and looked a few of them up. I was shocked.
LOL. great stuff. he demolishes this imbecile from moment one. "how dare you judge me.." LOLOLOLOL religious zealots deserve this. and not that it matters, but does the bible mention abortion? the next person to point it out will be the first. does it mention a soul being implanted in a zygote? of course not. the ignorant desert dwellars that wrote the bible didn't know wtf a zygote is, nor anything about spermatazoa or ova either.
THAT MEANS IM GOING TO HELL I FUCKED ALOT OF BITCHES THAT WERE MARRIED LOOK IM LOOKING FOR THAT NEXT LEVEL TO FUCKING A NOUN AND KURUPTING THE B ITCH AND MAKE HER INTO A FREAK
did jesus love gays, cos i heard he was gay. and his mom was a slut that rooted god and jesus had brothers and sisters and he was gay with them and he was gay with his mum and her dog. cos his mom was a slut so he was gay. so yeah. oh i almost forgot, can i get a white power?
If you're looking for an answer within the realm of Christianity then it is a yes and a no. Aborted fetuses and miscarriages originally went to limbo because they died without being baptized. However Christians decided that they didn't like that so they changed it so that aborted fetuses go to Heaven. The answer to your question may vary among different Christians and denominations.
Yeah, its "wrong" for us to abort fetuses but its ok for god to kill billions of kids before they get to the point in life where they have "free will". Double standard anyone, christians? :)
3 knowing this first: that scoffers will come in the last days, walking according to their own lusts, 4 and saying, “Where is the promise of His coming? For since the fathers fell asleep, all things continue as they were from the beginning of creation.”
Jude 18-19 states
18 how they told you that there would be mockers in the last time who would walk according to their own ungodly lusts. 19 These are sensual persons, who cause divisions, not having the Spirit
@doobersmanster I'm a christion, but personally.. I think it's all this bible reference stuff. The bible is great, but constantly countering insults with scriptures kind of seems robotic. It's not formal enough. Why not tell people about God's love and power, instead of how naysayers will be damned.
@lorddarkeet YEah who needs the Bible anyway? You're a Genius...! OK God Loves you and So do I. Sorry I didn't pick the right verses for you. I thought all scripture was good for reproof , Teaching, exhortation..I don't know I guess I am Old fashion..I Beleive what the bible says and view all verses as good for the human soul..hey scoffers are a sign of end times that is my point...How many people are going to be in hell anyway? Are "naysayers going there? Should I warn them? OR not?
If a man is caught in the act of raping a young woman who is not engaged, he must pay fifty pieces of silver to her father. Then he must marry the young woman because he violated her, and he will never be allowed to divorce her (Deuteronomy 22:28-29)
You did say that ALL verses are good for the human soul, didn't you?
I'll demonstrate by using a random "miracle" - somewhere in Siberia there's a well that was driven so deep that they pierced "hell" and the sounds of the damned could be heard at 14.4kilometers said Mr Azzacov. --See? Its framed in a way you can not refute because its in SIBERIA, and combined with "facts" like 14.4K and the name seems Russian, so It all adds up- to nothing.
@4:10 .... "Am I doing what?" ....... these are the best calls on the entire YOU TUBE ...... The Fresh Prince call is classic! I like at the end when he says "I donate money to orphans"
why would the god that created the whole universe be interested in what the humans do? are we thta important? fuck, the universe is pretty big he shud be doing more interesting stuff than spyiong on us lol, and again, fornicating is cool
@LilStarization I just meant that as in no religion is truly correct. I do believe god exists because nothing comes from nothing, but then again what would god come from? But anyway i do believe in god but I do not believe in religion, it's been corrupt through time and lead people to be ignorant and prejudice.
@mamaluigitoyou Nothing can come from nothing? Where do you get such a silly notion like that in the first place? Looks like God was your answer to the gap that you created all on your own.
@mamaluigitoyou Actually there are some thing YOU will never know, because you are too stupid to comprehend them. That is the simple fact of the matter here. Stupid ass god of the gaps retard.
@Sorianop Numbers 31 check out christian-thinktank and read up on that passage. Thats if you want to see an exegetical evaluation of the passage rather than a loose interpretation made by those having a deity bashing agenda.
hehe
djlegacy96 9 hours ago
'Did you know fornication is a sin?"
"What the hell is fornication?"
"Having sex out of wedlock."
"WHAT?!"
landonggg 2 days ago
" I feel great, I am forgiven"
MobiusX 2 days ago
This guy is such a moron. What a deluded, myopic poophead.
kmvoss 1 week ago
Born ok the first time.
SinnFein4ever 1 week ago
is he the haanzi from howard stern?
Martinez1887 2 weeks ago
"Can I get an amen?" Hahahahahah!
livinlovinlife1 2 weeks ago
2:33 "do you love him?" "ya i do " lol
toyouiwill 3 weeks ago
i was hoping he was also on line 5 with a different name
dopeasfuckk 1 month ago
wait.. if i love god... and you love god... and he loves me.. but he loves you? that slut
dopeasfuckk 1 month ago
I guess he couldn't recognise the same voice pranking him 2 times then lol
youngbloodfalife1993 1 month ago
@youngbloodfalife1993 man this is the 2nd crank call im watching and its the same kid lmao
dopeasfuckk 1 month ago
This guy's the devil.
wtfwhoisthat 1 month ago
I enjoy prank calls and feel it is becoming a lost art. I love the Ignorant Jim and Diev the Retarded Psychic series. I have laughed hard enough to cry at the Frank Garrett and Satanic Racist calls. And I even own the ORIGINAL Leroy Mercer (John Bean) cd. But this guy does NOT deserve to be pranked.
glimglim1 1 month ago
I know John :)
GoalieTributes 1 month ago
whens this guy on i wana call in lol
UNCLESAM11111 1 month ago 2
God killing 42 kids with bears for insulting Elisha (2 Kings 2:23-24)
God threatens to slaughter children because the adults are rebels (Hosea 9:11-16)
God orders the murders of women and children (Ezekiel 9:5-7)
if u dont obey God will kill your children (Leviticus 26:21-22)
God orders rapes and baby killing (Isaiah 13:15-18)
God orders Moses to kill every non virgin woman, but keep virgins (Numbers 31:15-18)
God will rip up pregnant women (Hosea 13:16)
and these people are Pro-Life ?
fhab525 1 month ago 21
@fhab525 As someone who has been studying the Bible to discover what it really says. I read your post...then wen't and looked a few of them up. I was shocked.
PainGod83 2 weeks ago
TROLOLOL!
SpecAmps 2 months ago
LOL. great stuff. he demolishes this imbecile from moment one. "how dare you judge me.." LOLOLOLOL religious zealots deserve this. and not that it matters, but does the bible mention abortion? the next person to point it out will be the first. does it mention a soul being implanted in a zygote? of course not. the ignorant desert dwellars that wrote the bible didn't know wtf a zygote is, nor anything about spermatazoa or ova either.
slyjokerg 2 months ago
Why is every religious video so BORING?! Even when it is supposed to be funny, somehow it becomes boring anyway :P
KamasutraButterfly 2 months ago
can i get an Amen? lol
MAZ1N00 2 months ago
ABORTION IS OK
BECAUSE OF "ORIGINAL SIN", IT IS NOT KILLING AN INNOCENT.
READ YOUR BIBLE.
yourtreat2 2 months ago
Win!
dathotky 2 months ago
this guy was very good
ryancouture 2 months ago
yo some of these videos are the funniest cranks ive seen on here
armstrong2mcgrady2k1 2 months ago
that laugh was creepy
j749812 3 months ago
THAT MEANS IM GOING TO HELL I FUCKED ALOT OF BITCHES THAT WERE MARRIED LOOK IM LOOKING FOR THAT NEXT LEVEL TO FUCKING A NOUN AND KURUPTING THE B ITCH AND MAKE HER INTO A FREAK
CODEDTESTAMENT 3 months ago
@CODEDTESTAMENT WORD UP TO THAT SHIT DOG KEEP IT FUCKING REAL KEEP FUCKING THOSE MARRIED BITCHES KICKING ASS AND TAKING NAMES
Scrotetasticular 3 months ago
this guy keeps saying "god says life is sacred". Well, then why does god command so much killing in the bible?
WorldMilitia 3 months ago
the laugh at the end was evil
TheCanucks4eva 3 months ago
than I guess I'm fornicating too
Cansseco 3 months ago in playlist Haanzi prank religious calls
@Cansseco I wish I was
parkerthehicks 3 months ago
joker laugh at end.
brockheinz 4 months ago
Lmfao, "oh, I feel great, I am forgiven"
bytesize 4 months ago
The caller sounded like a tweaker lol
trololomosher 4 months ago
also i had an abortion cuz a witch doctor told me it was gonna be gay, or straight, i cant remember now. loljokez
FckUBobby 4 months ago
did jesus love gays, cos i heard he was gay. and his mom was a slut that rooted god and jesus had brothers and sisters and he was gay with them and he was gay with his mum and her dog. cos his mom was a slut so he was gay. so yeah. oh i almost forgot, can i get a white power?
FckUBobby 4 months ago
@FckUBobby
WHITE POWER! Jesus was a Slut face shitsucker by the way, just like all the religious cunts on here.
Fuck yous all. I will kill you all one day. Ma dutch nigga Jeff Hunter Zorkolt will help me out. Fuckers!
mactavishc 4 months ago
californication lmao
Mrcliff4 4 months ago
Rofl hamburger...
Vire70 4 months ago
Apparantly, there's nothing in the bible about NOT INTERRUPTING PEOPLE.
ChristlicherKrieger3 5 months ago
This call was fucking hillarious.
ChristlicherKrieger3 5 months ago
fornication? what the hell is fornication?
shootthekitty 5 months ago
"Is that wrong or something?" lol
avaathome15 5 months ago
sounds a bit like jim norton.
halflifeproductionz 5 months ago
as soon as he mentioned the abortion i couldn't stop laughing, if he wasn't a crank caller i'd be going to hell
19Wylds95 5 months ago
haha thats my area code
casketXcreep 5 months ago
"What kind of Christian are you?" "The kind that follows the teachings of Christ?"
b33p3rz 5 months ago
this guy calling in isn't very good at thinking on his feet.
C'mon man, take some improv classes!
franticone 6 months ago
@RevJoshsFunhouse tell that to china bro lol
BionicAK 6 months ago
"if you work in a McDonalds do you become a hamburger?".......WHAT?
Musixux 6 months ago 59
@Musixux bahaha
TheMichael408 2 months ago
do aborted babies go to heaven?
randomperson2538 6 months ago
@randomperson2538 No because heaven doesn't exist.
If you're looking for an answer within the realm of Christianity then it is a yes and a no. Aborted fetuses and miscarriages originally went to limbo because they died without being baptized. However Christians decided that they didn't like that so they changed it so that aborted fetuses go to Heaven. The answer to your question may vary among different Christians and denominations.
Hope this helped. =)
xXSentFromAboveXx 6 months ago
@xXSentFromAboveXx Oh I'm an atheist lol. just wondering.
randomperson2538 6 months ago
@xXSentFromAboveXx How can humans change what God (in your theology) makes so?
atheistram 5 months ago
@xXSentFromAboveXx
Yeah, its "wrong" for us to abort fetuses but its ok for god to kill billions of kids before they get to the point in life where they have "free will". Double standard anyone, christians? :)
Roflsinternets 5 months ago
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@randomperson2538 no because they havent accepted jesus christ as their lord and savior
UngratefulLiving420 4 months ago
Abortion is a blessing people! POPULATION CONTROL!!! It's the only way to go!
RevJoshsFunhouse 6 months ago
troll'd
robblindsay 6 months ago 3
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good example of why not to be religious.
signofsatan 6 months ago
can I get an Amen? rofl
stonem001 6 months ago 3
2 Peter 3:3-4 states
3 knowing this first: that scoffers will come in the last days, walking according to their own lusts, 4 and saying, “Where is the promise of His coming? For since the fathers fell asleep, all things continue as they were from the beginning of creation.”
Jude 18-19 states
18 how they told you that there would be mockers in the last time who would walk according to their own ungodly lusts. 19 These are sensual persons, who cause divisions, not having the Spirit
doobersmanster 6 months ago
@doobersmanster I'm a christion, but personally.. I think it's all this bible reference stuff. The bible is great, but constantly countering insults with scriptures kind of seems robotic. It's not formal enough. Why not tell people about God's love and power, instead of how naysayers will be damned.
lorddarkeet 6 months ago
@lorddarkeet YEah who needs the Bible anyway? You're a Genius...! OK God Loves you and So do I. Sorry I didn't pick the right verses for you. I thought all scripture was good for reproof , Teaching, exhortation..I don't know I guess I am Old fashion..I Beleive what the bible says and view all verses as good for the human soul..hey scoffers are a sign of end times that is my point...How many people are going to be in hell anyway? Are "naysayers going there? Should I warn them? OR not?
doobersmanster 6 months ago
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@doobersmanster This verse is good for the human soul:
If a man is caught in the act of raping a young woman who is not engaged, he must pay fifty pieces of silver to her father. Then he must marry the young woman because he violated her, and he will never be allowed to divorce her (Deuteronomy 22:28-29)
You did say that ALL verses are good for the human soul, didn't you?
atheistram 5 months ago
"anointed" is spelled annointed. Way to care enough to be accurate, there, Professor.
JeffersonDinedAlone 7 months ago
@JeffersonDinedAlone
demonicdemonofhell 6 months ago
I love that he hung up before he got hung up on. HAMBURGLAR. <3
smash8979 7 months ago
Can i get an amen?
angelnothingman 8 months ago
@angelnothingman lol
joeymantera 7 months ago
Such a fake laugh in the end because he doesn't know what to say.
Jdhslightlystoopid1 8 months ago
No you can't get an amen!!!
The caller must be pulling a joke.
Stevoukos 8 months ago
@Stevoukos well ya it is the title is called a crank call duh
1gangsta101 8 months ago
Uhmmm... If you work in macdonalds, that makes you an employee.
Rjmorg 8 months ago
A Mac Donalds.
sasquatch268 8 months ago
Humans are quite the joke when it comes to this stuff.
xenochrist15 10 months ago
@xenochrist15 you're an alien . . . aren't you?
TheMostDefinately 9 months ago
@TheMostDefinately
aren't we all?
xenochrist15 9 months ago
This is the best because the caller never broke character or said anything too unbelievable. It was crazy but just believable enough
draber12 10 months ago 3
"Can I get an amen?" What a champ!!
MrBCRMBST 10 months ago 34
dumb caller
fermos11111 10 months ago
@fermos11111
More like dumb host.
Fratty124 10 months ago
'can i get an AMEN?!'
'................'
tunaboi11 10 months ago
Whaaa?! Bastard Laugh at the end! Thats Very Rude!
nemolowkz 11 months ago
your best one
byteusa 11 months ago
God is a cock block
blakelandes 11 months ago 5
Why is he laughing? That boy is clearly in pain.
SmallRubberFeet 11 months ago 4
"Can I get an Amen!?
L.O.L
OrthodoxDarwinist 11 months ago 5
@OrthodoxDarwinist
hahahaha that bit made me laugh so hard. What a funny kid.
moyga 10 months ago
"Hamburglar?!"
JewsusTehChrist 11 months ago 4
that guy was pretty funny...
RaggedM88 11 months ago
I feel great, I am forgiven.
AstrophelTDeath 11 months ago
He is an angry prick
chavsarelosers 11 months ago
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I'll demonstrate by using a random "miracle" - somewhere in Siberia there's a well that was driven so deep that they pierced "hell" and the sounds of the damned could be heard at 14.4kilometers said Mr Azzacov. --See? Its framed in a way you can not refute because its in SIBERIA, and combined with "facts" like 14.4K and the name seems Russian, so It all adds up- to nothing.
cameraperson 1 year ago
If you were born in a McDonalds you'd probably end up a McDonalds employee at some point though.
RedDaVincy 1 year ago
can i get an amen? kwdjcnwkdjnckwdjnckqjajjajajajajnsakjhahahaha
angelnothingman 1 year ago
lol i love the line
"but does that mean if you work at macdonalds do you become a hamburger"
(NO DUDE BECOUSE PEOPLE DONT FUCKING TURN INTO FUCKING FOOD)
"the th- the hamburgler....What does food have to do with this?"
(*facepalm* Epic guy is my hero)
JumpClanTv 1 year ago
1:48 LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I JUST PISSED MY SELF LAUGHING
OceansLost 1 year ago
1:56 LOL this is actually true
TheJDorian 1 year ago
Whoever thinks this is amusing. I'm praying for you.. this is just sad.
iBEShouse 1 year ago
@iBEShouse
Perhaps you should sacrifice a goat for good measure
JoshJonesRocks 1 year ago 2
@JoshJonesRocks Made my day.
iBEShouse 1 year ago
@4:10 .... "Am I doing what?" ....... these are the best calls on the entire YOU TUBE ...... The Fresh Prince call is classic! I like at the end when he says "I donate money to orphans"
clintonplaza 1 year ago
fake laugh in the end?
klunkemesteren 1 year ago
"can i get an amen?" LOL
akuma4u 1 year ago 23
this was fucking great. one of the bestprank callers
Spotlight9024 1 year ago 2
haha this is really good. I am impressed.
lockwoodisafaggot 1 year ago
HOLY LOL
OneManWolfPak 1 year ago
Dude, I am so gonna call.
RightHookJoker 1 year ago
Fornication?
Californiacation!
hunteronastick1 1 year ago
Can I get an amen?
...
KingIncorperated 1 year ago 2
CAN I GET A AMEN?!
Wranger243 1 year ago 8
@Wranger243 AMEN!
roadkill1001 1 year ago
"you tell me"
...meaning "I don't know"
bakinblack1 1 year ago 2
why would the god that created the whole universe be interested in what the humans do? are we thta important? fuck, the universe is pretty big he shud be doing more interesting stuff than spyiong on us lol, and again, fornicating is cool
MasteRemolacha 1 year ago 3
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2:08 "Can I get an Amen?"
TheGustaveOon 1 year ago
"Ham Burgular? What does food have to do with this?"
TRASHYgah 1 year ago 2
brilliance!
im loving these videos
netvvrok 1 year ago
EL OH EL
Tr0ll1nc3ntralpark 1 year ago
hamburglar?
JerFhilm 1 year ago
This host is an idiot.
TurtleHacker 1 year ago 2
Fornication is a sin....uh huh...there you go again Christians...pick and choose what you want to believe...pick and choose...pick and choose....
spindalis79 1 year ago 2
forced pedo-laugh towards the end...
Megasandwich 1 year ago 3
Poor guy, seems like a compassionate person but he will remain and ignorant bigot until he realizes god doesn't exist in the way he believes.
mamaluigitoyou 1 year ago 2
@mamaluigitoyou I agree %100.
FrankaDith 1 year ago
@mamaluigitoyou how DOES he exist???
LilStarization 1 year ago
@LilStarization I just meant that as in no religion is truly correct. I do believe god exists because nothing comes from nothing, but then again what would god come from? But anyway i do believe in god but I do not believe in religion, it's been corrupt through time and lead people to be ignorant and prejudice.
mamaluigitoyou 1 year ago
@mamaluigitoyou Nothing can come from nothing? Where do you get such a silly notion like that in the first place? Looks like God was your answer to the gap that you created all on your own.
usucdik 1 year ago
@usucdik I covered both possibilities ass hole. There's some things we will never know and that do not make sense, just get over it.
mamaluigitoyou 1 year ago
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@mamaluigitoyou Actually there are some thing YOU will never know, because you are too stupid to comprehend them. That is the simple fact of the matter here. Stupid ass god of the gaps retard.
usucdik 1 year ago
@mamaluigitoyou Where did the "nothing came from nothing" thing come from? That is completely irrelevent to whether god exists.
You missed out the big bang as a possibility.
BlackMetalWarewolf 1 year ago
Only the lord can judge people. Thishost is a douchebag.
ThieleM 1 year ago
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Can i get an amen? hahaha
itsdougiebaby 1 year ago
can i get an ahem?
Satan916 1 year ago
he laughs what an ignorant religios prick you know what fuck religion.
jessalba2010 1 year ago
This is exactly why I hate religion
BlessureK 1 year ago 3
Is that McLovin on the phone?
Rawlings808 1 year ago
If you can't tell if you're forgiven or not, who cares? Love to see superstitious morons being pranked
AMpufnstuf 1 year ago
hahahahahah this call pranker guys are HILARIOUS AND FUNNY
davidealessio 1 year ago
Lol "If you work in a MACDONALDS Do you become a hamburger?" "Can I Get A Amen?" "Having Sex Out Of Wedlock?" "What?" "It's not adultery its my GF"
Kizarny101 1 year ago
Point of this call - to show that Christians are fucking insane
ScottKeith7025 1 year ago
"our best friend!" :))))) lol
VVDan 1 year ago
Did Jesus said you should not abort? When? But he said you should not judge others to not be judged.
pedroamaralcouto 1 year ago
is this Hanzi from the Howard Stern Show?
matwiow2010 1 year ago
@matwiow2010
its the one and only hanzi
bigtaxdizzle 1 year ago
"it's not adultery it's my girlfriend" - win.
DanceInYourRoom 1 year ago 66
fornication is a sin
waaaaaahat
judopathoftruth 1 year ago 32
@judopathoftruth Fornifemication IS a sin! And stop mocking my God! It kills my boner!
HardforJesus 10 months ago
... This isnt a prank call?
MistahFen 1 year ago
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@MistahFen «This isnt a prank call?» We'll never know.
pedroamaralcouto 1 year ago
@MistahFen This kid is really believable. I am not sure he's trolling. This seems legit
draber12 10 months ago
can this man be more narrow-minded?
atheistthinks 1 year ago
hahaha this was funny lol hahahaha #FTW and it doesnt matter what kind of christian you are as long as you believe in god lol this guys retarted
dgk02livin4him 1 year ago
Long, creepy laugh at the end there.
MareBellator 1 year ago
@whereeaglesdontdare just like your education or should i sat idjukation
marcel1 1 year ago
just like your education or should i say edjukasion
marcel1 1 year ago
Lol the same guy prank calling FTW
MyPassWordIsASDFASDF 1 year ago
Every time I go to MC Donalds, I hope to become a hamburger.
foreal1992 1 year ago 2
this is probably not a fake call. it is probably some young guy who did this, and is trying to ease his conscience
sillykidssong 1 year ago
LMAO " Can i get an AMEN!"
YoungSteve17 1 year ago
"Don't say you love me, but don't do what I say."
WTF?
topherblack 1 year ago
Hamburger! fucking hell i laughed.
gortypunk 1 year ago
I am a hamburger cause I worked at McDonald's
jake99776 1 year ago
he's totally stoned
kjp3793 1 year ago
Facetious!
theballer04 1 year ago
Facetious!
theballer04 1 year ago
His laugh at the end = Devil Laugh. Replay it and you'll see what I mean.
jazimae 1 year ago
You know it! ¥=^,^=!
Smilepretty4thedevil 1 year ago
you know what.... Fuck Jesus, Moses and Muhammed ..... right?
woodengun 1 year ago
Are this for real? haha
hum, something is wrong here, i mean this guy said that you must respect life, and that
is the most important thing, well the guy who call him, was following the will of
God, i mean, God was use to kill men, women, and childrens, so what is the different
between them? Number 31
Sorianop 1 year ago
@Sorianop Numbers 31 check out christian-thinktank and read up on that passage. Thats if you want to see an exegetical evaluation of the passage rather than a loose interpretation made by those having a deity bashing agenda.
tbirdpunk 1 year ago