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  • Is this guy extremely annoying to anyone else? Because i keep finding my self watching his reviews just to see what dumb shit he's going to say

  • Nice lightsaber... Oh wait thats your dislike bar :O

  • Wow, he took a dump on one of the greatest N64 games ever.

  • This guy is a pretty good troll.

  • T_T, HOW ABOUT SUPER SMASH BROTHERS?

  • he said this game is BASICALLY a first person shooter.

    IT IS A FIRST PERSON SHOOTER!

  • I love the butthurt fanboys on this one. I'm still surprised people haven't figured this elaborate troll. Plus, Goldeneye wasn't even that good to begin with.

  • lol troll review

  • This is a really, really bad review. I played endless hours of multiplayer GoldenEye back in the day on my N64. And yes you can beat levels on 00 Agent. It's not impossible. Some people even beat ALL the levels on 00 Agent!

  • Wow your a complete dumass, no wonder nobody like this guy he ignorant and a complete moron.

  • @PhillyTacoNYC Really, that's the only insult you can come up with, but then again why should I care? Your nothing but a troll, so I say piss off.

  • The reviews this guys does are hilarious. "We can't show the multiplayer because we only have one controller." LMFAO

  • I agree with George. Fuck this game. One of the most overrated games of all time. Even more overrated than Marvel vs Capcom 2 and 3. I stick with Duke Nukem and Quake, thank you.

  • Calm the fuck down! This guy has reviewed almost all the games I've played spanning from Shadowrun to Final Fantasy VII. But I don't get mad. Why are you people so easily provoked? Just sit back, relax, and have a laugh.

  • Yeh this game is terrible! I will never buy it now! Thanks for showing me the light, navgtr!

  • i like how the weapons were "dynamic" they dont just stay still, they move as you move and actually point at enemies

  • God this review was shit. What a tool.

  • "No one buys a game specifically for the multiplayer options."

    Oh yeah, no one ever bought games for multiplayer! Fuckin, Mario Kart 64, Smash Bros., Bomberman, Diddy Kong Racing, Mario Party? Yeah, Fuck that shit!

    I'm almost convinced navgtr is a troll.

  • @Xevnest24 I don't buy a game for the fucking multiplayer shit! I buy games because I like the gameplay.

  • I agree that the aim feature is somewhat awkward, and that it can be extremely brutal at some points, but other than that you're just a retarded cunt

  • this guy is a dbag...the game revolutioninized FPS and multiplayer

  • Dude I beat this game on the hardest difficulty when I was like 12. Yes it was really freakin hard but definately not impossible.

  • @The1andonlyBDye I did too lol

  • impossible to beat? cry to dad's dick forever, noob

  • Nice review, but it's pretty stupid to say no one buys a videogame for the multiplayer. And the reason for not playing it is not having four controllers -_-

  • Navgtr, YOU FUCKIN SUCK AT REVIEWING GAMES. 007 Goldeneye is a flawless game and one of the best FPS Shooters of all time. You're just bashing the game for stupid reasons.

  • I wish Retsupurae would riff more of this guy's videos.

  • This guy can't be serious about much of what he is saying. No self respecting gamer would call Goldeneye "impossible" above the bottom difficulty. He is trolling you guys hardcore.

  • You guys all got trolled so hard. I love it!

  • @daledenton1132 sad thing is he's not trolling. Just a complete idiot.

  • "Nobody buys a game specifically for multiplayer options"

    hahah what.

    Did anyone tell this guy that this is an N64 game? Arguably the first REALLY mainstream FPS? It was the first one i played.

  • lol this guys a wanker.

  • Lol he skipped the multiplayer. Thats the point of playing goldeneye! for the 4 screen multiplayer.

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  • Fuck this guy.

  • Something is literally wrong with your head.

  • This game actually sucked. The controls made me want to puke.

  • @10samm10 first person shooters are a bit awkward to people who arent used to moving and looking around wiht one stick, but i've played games like this before and it wasnt too bad.

  • "no one buys games for the multiplayer" how times have changed

  • I dunno, I think I bought M.A.G. for strictly multiplayer gameplay.

  • Seriously, this guy just hates everything. Every game he reviews he hates on. I'm beginning to think the reviews were made just to troll.

  • I'd like to shove a kf7 soviet up this guys ass.

  • Hey everybody! I have released my new album 'Progenitor' which is electronic music inspired by great games such as Goldeneye 007. You can check it out and download it for free on my youtube channel if you're interested!

  • Dude, GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE CLINTON AGES! Have you even REMOTELY payed attention to what Call of Duty and what Most other games of today are about? Multiplayer! Most care less about the campaign.

    Nuff said.

  • @FallowerofHank Yeah! Fuck em all!

  • Natalya Simonova, BAM god knows how many years it's been since I played this game as a kid but seeing her in that jail cell I immediately remember her name as well as the shittiness of Klobbs and the awesomeness of RCP90's and proximity mines. The reviewer is a complete moron and I wish I could slap plastiques onto him and his family.

  • @TheBaconlaser Cool story, bro

  • Multiple Camera Angles!? These guys are on drugs!!!

  • retsupurae

  • I like this better then Hitman Contracts.

  • "Blocky human figures." You mean like the figures that every human videogame character on the n64 and PSX had?

  • "Nobody buys a game specifically for multiplayer options"

    What about Call of duty? What about Battlefield?

    WHAT ABOUT TEAM FORTRESS 2!?!?

  • @Failmonkey this was a review back in the 90's, but you are still right

  • @NEdarkoPWNED Even for the 90s, there were still games like Mario Party/Kart, their clones, Smash Bros, Everquest, Doom, Quake, Bomberman, and every arcade fighting game lucky enough to get a port.

  • @Failmonkey This review was made in 1997. Before all of that.

  • @Failmonkey You're clearly too young to understand.

  • @GryffinDarkBreed I didn't know when this review was originally made(apparently it was made way before all those games I mentioned), I was just saying that people do buy games just for the multiplayer.

    As for being "too young to understand", all I have to say is that I have been gaming since the SNES was released.

  • lol, this is a take the piss review - Goldeneye hardly redefines the genre??? blocky characters (despite being the most lifelike in its day on release) it's difficult to aim, don't use the sniper rifle, 4 player is pointless but we can't review it as we only have one controller. . .a clear giveaway!!!

  • TROLL ALEART!

  • Fun fact, he's srsly dead.

    srsly.

  • Fuck. This. Guy.

  • @GreenReaper2011 Fuck. You.

  • Thumbs up if Restupurae brought you here. 

  • hummm this is funny ! that review of navgtr is like looking to the future !!!! haha 

  • I'm pretty sure 90% of the people who have bought a StarCraft game bought it for MP

  • Screw the cinematics! Most games nowadays are only cinematics! And the multiplayer was equally awesome if not better.Man this guy is a fooooool!

  • My friend bought black-ops multiplayer.

  • Probably the worse video description I've ever seen

  • "Don't use the sniper rifle for aiming at objects." Um no shit? This is what the weaker weapons are for

  • You should be beaten for this review, hell all of your reviews blow.

  • @DWarrior4 The guy is already dead so that would be kind of hard.

  • This guy has no fucking idea what his talking about

  • 2:36 to 2:46 and that sir was the most incorrect statement of the 1990's

  • If you actually agree with anything Navigtr says, you are stupid. Yes, I know. That's insulting, but it's also true.

  • You suck you damn ignorant bum... This game rock an I bought it ONLY FOR MULTIPLAYER purpose back in the day... And I still claim this to be one of the best FPS ever ! :) And multiplayer were awesome at that time for a console game !!!!

  • @PaTTeMaNOfDk you obviosuly never played 'blood'.

  • @PaTTeMaNOfDk I think that you wouldn't say that at that time.

  • @PaTTeMaNOfDk I'm totally agreeing with you. Navgtr is usaully a f-off calling games bad when you upload it on youtube. He sucks man.

  • @PaTTeMaNOfDk u mad, brah? Also, this game is one of the most boring and overrated games of all time. Seriously, who the fuck buys a game just for the multiplayer? Not me!

  • what a sucker

  • He hates the ending because he's jealous... :)

  • Seems like valid criticism for the most part. You console kiddies need to accept that Goldeneye 64 is nothing more than a mediocre shooter. Many PC games from around the same time period were a lot better.

  • @CHRISLYONZUK I agree! My younger brother loved this shitty game when I was a kid. I remember everytime I was watching TV or playing another game, he kept bugging me non-stop to stop what I was doing so he could play this piece of shit. And the second time he rented it, when it was time to bring it back to the video store, he acted like a little cry baby and refused to let my older brother return it to the point where my older brother forcefully turned the N64 off and take the game out himself.

  • lol, so this guy's point is basically that there are two secret levels, but the game is impossible to beat on the difficulties required to open those levels?

  • She goes "oooh James"

  • @kitek1999 In case you can't read, he helpfully lets you know. WHAT THE HECK.

  • It's gaming suicide to attack goldeneye. you probably didnt even play the game properly.

  • Am I the only one who finds these reviews absolutely hilarious? They're so bad it's actually funny. I'm tearing after watching this.

  • So... you don´t like this game because you can not beat it. Right??

  • ...This game invented modern multiplayer.

  • wow, what a horrible review

  • Lol this has to be a joke review. His complaint is that you want MORE CUTSCENES in a game that was made when cutscenes were practically non-existent in gaming?

  • @er2414

    i read so in the comments in a "i can't belive it's not avgn" episode about this guy's review of yoshi's story.

  • I agree with navigtr

  • Why does people hate the guy commenting?

  • I never liked Goldeneye anyway, I had a PC back then.

  • probably first played this game in 2006 and was so full of Halo and COD that he couldn't stand it no matter what.

  • I think the reviewer died or something anyway..

  • @Shr00b oh thank you god cause the thought of him being alive broght me to full blowed rage if i met him in pubic the punchs would never stop untel he died

  • @rocklee989

    lol

  • Am I the only one who realizes that navgtr isn't a person? It's just a crappy game review/awards association that happens to post old videos from the 90's on YouTube.

  • The game is impossible to beat on harder difficulty. On my cartridge, maybe it was just the savegame tho, (never tried it again) there was a bug on the train level, Natalya would ALWAYS die, no matter what you do. That bug only occured on the 00 difficulty tho. ;(

  • @enemY1990 its not a bug. its true that natalya dies when she tries to hack the computer. cause she needs more time. 10 seconds more or so. and you can get 30 seconds EXTRA time if you shot general ourumov AND Xenia. so dont shoot ourumov only, but try to line up with ourumov and xenia, keep shooting and try to wound xenia too. that will give you the extra time natalya needs to hack and get away! now start your N64 and try again! :D

  • @synaesthetics Oh, I never knew that lol.

  • I hope someone choles this guy with his own innards. He calls good games shitty, and shitty games good.

  • @Airking1105 Ok.... now your starting to freak me out.

  • @Airking1105 You sir, have no soul.

  • Beating the game in 007 difficulty is only impossible if you just run into enemies expecting them not to shoot you.

  • wtf like he thinks everything on the game is dumb and says it in a really serious voice... get a life and look at the positives bitch

  • I bet he wish Natalia had breast cancer

  • This guy is trolling for sure. There's no way he expects anyone to take him seriously.

  • LOLOLOL my god this is gold.

  • "She goes 'ooh James' and then the credits roll.Whoop-de-doo" Lmfao

  • This video is hilarious. Excellent job!

  • BEST SHOOTER EVER =]

  • "It's a condition called... being a cynical asshole."

  • HES A TROLL.1!!!

  • FLAWZ?

  • This guy couldn't critique his way out of a paper bag.

  • worst review i've ever seen, bashing one or if not the best FPS of all time...this paved the way for how games are today...and if you a review a game don't show us the fucking ending..ffs

  • @MrHellface666 u mad?

  • @PhillyTacoNYC - now thats a good question..am I mad...hmmm..unhinged but not mad *slopes back to padded cell*

  • 2DEEP4U

  • Noone buys a game for its multiplayer options ? I played this game sooo fucking often in multiplayer mode with my friends! i wasted more time in multiplayer than in singleplayer.

  • @meedic Cool story, bro

  • @PhillyTacoNYC who asked you for your opinion?

  • Funny story, when I was 10 or 12, I got every single unlockable and beat this game on the hardest difficulty. Fail review is fail review.

  • fuck you ;)

  • You can really tell this reviewer is at a loss of bad things to say about this game. Goldeneye 64 is the father of the Modern First Person Shooter. It showed that FPS's could be done on a console, and it popularized the FPS multiplayer, thus paving the way for games like Halo and Call of Duty, as well as being the direct inspiration for Perfect Dark and Timesplitters.

  • @FullHitPoints No, that's Quake and Quake II you're thinking of, and they're far better games than this overrated POS.

  • Are you guys mentally challenged? I don't even NEED to go into details about how much of a fail this review is.... you said exp. players would play though it quickly, but you ALSO said playing on the harder levels were

  • wat game iz des>>>>>>>>>>>

  • @amaclallan3 - Especially Halo: Custom Edition. That game was literally made ONLY for Multiplayer!

  • i still play this-my brothers (they're not Soul Reapers) played it first-i followed-its now my game- my fave is the jungle singleplayer the most (i put invisibility on 0////0) its easier tho for me to complete the levels-u get killed less sometimes

    the blocky human figures are still one of the weirdest things of this game-weird scary

    i love this game-cant believe u criticize it-i ACTUALLY love the bungee jumping-its fun!

  • @inuyashaslvr Cool story, bro

  • @PhillyTacoNYC thank you

  • @inuyashaslvr Go f--k yourself

  • Who were these fools...

  • Your "what the heck" was so random...

  • Remember that hindsight is 20/20... This review was done when Goldeneye fist came out. At the time, it was just a great game.. it takes time for people to realize how influential a game is, and which ones will end up in the history books.

  • golden eye was about multiplayer DUMBASS

  • way too critical

  • If you don't like this game then you are STUPID.

  • The most entertaining reviews have 75% dislikes.

  • @deividas56

    Oh my, here is the latest internet sensation and fresh faced troll. You are so edgy, you must have that troll face on your profile. Freshly tossed out of 4chan's cancerous corpse and looking for stardom on Youtube. Will he triumph over the millions and millions of his 14 year old faggot brethren who have fallen to the wayside in their quest for trolling immortality?

    Spoiler: NO

  • @deividas56 You have to be the worst troll i've ever seen. Complete lack of subtlety or cleverness. I'd be laughing if it weren't so sad that you think you're legitimate.

  • This is funny to watch. Such a lukewarm review of the game that started the console FPS craze and is the reason we have Halo, Call of Duty, Killzone, Crysis, and just about any other multiplayer console shooter.

    I bet the reviewers had no idea how successful the game they were semi-bashing would become

  • This whole review is an epic fail

  • "No one buys a game specifically for multiplayer options."

    Remember, people, this was a different era. I'm glad to see that not everyone considers this game wonderful, the game's vastly overrated. I still have a ton of respect for it for paving the way for the N64 Quake 2 port's multiplayer, though; I loved that.

    I do miss that gaming generation quite a bit. I had a SNES back when this game was new, I remember people bragging about Metal Gear Solid on their Playstations and playingSuprMarioWrld.

  • wow the guy on here really has no clue as to real gamers. Sounded like someone needed new wrighters and that guy needs fired just on principal. epic fail

  • 1:45

    Retsupurae's right. It's definitely a hint of jealousy I hear in there.

  • 1:28

    rare had no control over the ending. it is based on the FILM, remember???

    (sarcastically) god, i agree with him. i HATE games such as this, doom, half-life, batman arkham asylum, uncharted 2 and the ocarina of time. i love big rigs and et on atari though!

  • i love this game so naturally...

    this review is hilarious!!!

    it is like troll 2, or plan 9, it is wrong in so many places.

    disliking but adding to my favorites!!!

  • lol! What!? This isn’t an impossible game! Shut the fuck up!

  • Is this guy trolling or what? for God sake this game was from 1997, how many cinematic sequences did he want?

  • 1,473 people have better gaming taste

  • this guy is legitttt retarded.

  • I can't believe you're criticizing one of the best games ever made, and without question, THE best game of 1997. Get your head out of your ass.

  • @polaris911 well in his defense the video was made when the game firt came out

  • @polaris911 wassnt FF7 in 1997? Big statement there..

  • @polaris911 Learn to accept opinions.

  • @TheFunkyBones these opinions are retarded.

  • @MtnXfreeride So? I've seen many retarted opinions and I still respect them.

  • @polaris911 You do realize that the person posting the review isn't the person who made the review, right? It's a video from the 90s that was made when the game originally came out.

    For fucks sake.

  • @n8dogg87 Who says I'm referring to navgtr..? I'm referring to the guy speaking in the video, douchewrinkle

  • @polaris911 Who probably isn't watching this comment section and who also most likely didn't even write the damn review. He's just a narrator.

  • @n8dogg87 You're both morons. This guy made the video, and he's trolling you.

  • @n8dogg87 no way this video wasn't posted on the net baack in '97 (back when the net was still called the information superhighway), and it isn't professional enough for any TV show....some dude made this vid for comedic purposes..

  • @polaris911 i was born that year =)

  • @Razoryfilm Go to bed kid

  • @gottmospahedengubbar why the hell have i done to you. STFU and stop being a asshole

  • "no one buys a game specifically for multi player options" haha wow he was wrong- call of duty, halo.

  • @amaclellan3 don't forget counter strike, team fortress, lead and gold, monday night combat, quake and unreal tournament

  • @amaclellan3

    That statement he made was actually the case back then. You mention Call Of Duty and Halo, but those games are from a newer modern generation w/broadband. The N64 had better Multiplayer games compared to the PSX, but yet most of the best console games back then were single player; Metal Gear Solid, FF VII, Ocarina Of Time, Banjo-Kazooie and Resident Evil 2.

    You can really tell how old this video is because of how ironic the review is. 1st successful 4 player split screen FPS.

  • @EdwarioERS yes I know but its just cool to see how things have changed. I still enjoyed playing multi-player golden eye and super smash brothers.

  • @amaclellan3 This was filmed in the 90's