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  • Oh my God you drop it! Hahaha

  • hahahahahaah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • haha, this is really good. oh may goddd!

  • Funnny Chavollonnee . Jajaj Chulla .

  • Abra kadabraahh! qeerr

  • 4:07 made my life. 

  • Now I know where I've seen your face. You were that one dude.

  • He looks like a travesty lol

  • Just wanted to say maria has become almost a legend at my university in London, I've gotten most of my friends saying "Oh Ma Gaaahd", "So Stuppit" and "Oh maa gahhhd soo cuuute".

    I wish she was real:(

  • What kind of clubs do you go to?! Someone always comes up and just punches you? ;P

  • Lol

  • xD Made me so happy!

  • he is a hot dude lol

  • outline yo lipss like its a culorin boooook

  • oh gosh, when you said "are you paying attention" I SO wasn't and it freaked me out XD

  • HA HA this is the most funnyest thing ever

  • Wait...wait...you do makeup better than I do...crap.

  • HAHAAHA!!

  • ur so fuuny i just found your channel subbed !!

  • Datz Hawt rite there Hun ;3

  • OMG! Hahahaha. U'r so annoyingly-hilarious. Hot-bitch! Lmao

  • this made me laugh soooo hard. you made my day, thank you :)

  • This is the best make up tutorial ever....I'm being seriously. Well, except for sharp cheeks & the eyebrows.... LOVE YOU MARIA!

  • @pinnieapples ok wait, I forgot about the lipstick part...maybe I do need sharp checks...

  • "I'm not a doctor, GAWWWWWWWD."

  • died laughing lol

  • it looks better than mine

  • xD he has the Elf Beauty Book.. Oh Maria! Blend my dear lol

  • GAAAAaaaaa!

  • "cus you don't wanna waste space! gah....stupid..." hahahhahah omfg i'm dying

  • You have striking features. And you're hot. Just sayin.

  • is he gay? cus he has a cute face like the skin

  • @ConsejosChannelTv omg ive been wondering the same thing, i think he is because he used a lot of terms that normally people who wear makeup only use. not that his orientation matters, hes still hilarious as fuck, but i was curious also.

  • hahahaha nip slip LMFAO

  • The "likeso" was the best.

  • oooommmmgg funny.

  • this is so funny! thank you!

  • so like this is like the OMG! XD

  • I fucking Love you Chola!!!!!

  • Basically if anyone wanna fight you, you gotta make sure that they believe that you are awake and ready to beat their ass. xD

  • I'm flagging this video for nudity. Put you tit away.

  • Like if you're here because this video was on arose186's channel

  • @Love2Comment93 ahhhhahahah yes

  • this is hilarious x)

  • ''so this is the complete OMG, so this is the complete outfit'' HAHAHA

  • "So Now We Gotta Do Our Eyeliner And Stuff, Im Gonna Take This.... Its An Eyeliner." LOL

  • glowpinkstah does it better

  • not cool

  • Lmfao

  • With all the makeup, you look like HIM from the The Powerpuff Girls.

  • @SeveruSmiles L M F A O

  • @SeveruSmiles omg im laughing so hard. that comment made my day

  • i keep rewatching all the maria videos because I love her so much, she's hilarious

  • Isnt she gorgeous;D

  • LOL THE END! HAHAHHA

  • "So like this is the completed ou-OH MAH GOD!" Best part.

  • Ooooh maaah gaaaaaaaud theres a daawg in the rooom

  • "and you gotta make sure that they're even otherwise you won't be able to fly" HAHA

  • '' So like basically this is what you gotta wear to attract the men'' LOL!!

  • your so funny lol

  • Lol

  • "Ohhh Maaah Gaaaaaaah IDropped It" LMFAO.

  • hilarious

    

  • You truly have a talent for makeup. Where have you learned THAT?

  • 3:40 OHMYGOD..

  • just cried laughing!!! You are awesome! XD

  • omg you put eyeliner so easily!!! better than me XD

  • i get a kind of napoleon dynamite vibe from this

  • 37 Chola's watched this and knew it was true, so they disliked ;)

    hahaha, one of my best friends' name is Laura, and I call her a Chola to make her mad x)

  • I think u know a little too much bout makeup

  • you just made my whole night! lol to funny =P

  • its really weird how you know how to put makeup on. haha

  • hahahah

  • The outfit needs to be two sizes too small.

  • err ur so ugly even for a guy

  • @kezzfam he's a guy who only dresses up as a girl for videos... what are you honestly expecting...? lol...

  • LMFAO!!!!

  • LMFAO!!!!

  • Maria: a make-up guru and a tactician. 'Nuff said.

  • LOL I don't want to waste space...i wanna attract them men! lol

  • Gawwwwwd you got two eyes stoopid you gotta do 'em booooooth

  • I feel like I've seen this video before. Exact same lines...

  • red bull gives u wings hhhh

  • This is what you gotta wear if yous wanna attract the mens.

  • HAHAHAHA UR DOG MISSED THE BED AT FIRST LOL ....... Y DO U HAVE SO MUCH MAKE-UP..R U GAY OR ITS UR SISTERS ,,....WIERD BUT I STILL LOVE UR VIDS AND IM NOT AGAINSTS GAYS KK BA BIII

  • Laughing and watching over and over!

  • I love this! please make more...:D

  • i know cholas like this,,,

  • "And if you like look at burds and stuff, like they got 2 wings, you wanna make sure you got 2 too. And you gotta make sure they even, otherwise you wont be able to fly" LOL HAHAHA i died.

  • The things you are missing are boobs xD

  • This is probably the first time I don't mind a cute guy be gay. Holy shit man, be famous in Hollywood already!

  • oh my gaaad.

    LMFAO <3

  • So like this is the completed outfit OH MY GOD

  • :)

  • :)

  • haha...you don't want to waste space! LOL!!!

  • OOOOOH NIP SLIP!!!

  • I LOL'd at the nip slip XD

  • You look like Rob Schneider!

  • hahaha

    

  • like x 1,000!!!!!!!

  • Lmao I gotta watch this again

  • Oh my god! This is so funny!!! XD

  • Oh My God.Why is there a dog in the room.

  • Rip off of Danny Noriega's Angel Baby much?

  • Gaaaaa! Lol

  • Basically, if anyone wanna fight you, you gotta make sure that they believe you are awake and ready to beat their ass.....dying out of laughter.

  • The nip slip was fucking hilarious.

  • I LOVE YOU SO MUCHHHH!!

  • SHAT He does his make up better than ME! D:

  • Woii I want him :3

    

  • sexi John Waters

  • "I heard if you drink Redbull, it gives you wings. So, like, I guess, if you drink it, you can skip this part." ROTFL

  • @ThatGuitarGirl93 Hey Julia :D

  • I've been scarred for life!

  • LmfAo!!! If u drink red bull you can skip this part lmfAo!!!

  • OMG...you gotta make sure they are even b/c if not you won't be able to fly...lol.

  • GGGGGaaaahhhhhhh..

  • Why does everyone want to punch you in the face? lmao! damn gurlll.

  • thats his look when he goes out on the "yard" to show all the other inmates his body.

  • 0:35 , that's what she said XD

  • Agahhhahahaha

  • I subscribed, favourited and liked this video. Oh yeah I commented too. Cuz this stuff is AWESOME. 

  • This is the first time I've seen this channel and I've spent 4 hours on your videos.

  • Lol nip slip XD

  • o m f g he had me rollin my ribs hurt

  • Oh my Goddddddddd Theres a dog in da room!

  • i think my IQ just went down 

  • HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAAHAHAHAHA <3

  • haha! Maria looks amazing!! she looks awake and ready to beat someone's butt

  • 2:39 you look mexican NOT TO BE MEAN LOL YOU'RE SO FUNNY!

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  • you are too good at impersonations! <3

  • What kinda clubs does she go to? D:

  • so like you gotta outline your lips like its a colouring book..." xD what a catastrophe

  • GAHHHH

  • Loved your make up tutorial LOL!! Jokes aside, wow you're hot man!!

  • "Gaaah... Stupid..." HAHAHA

  • HAHAHAHAHA.. "i heard redbull like gives you wings so like i guess you could just skip this part..." omg i love ur videos

  • LOL nipple slip!

  • hahahah first i use this stuff i stole lmao

  • you´re crazy, i love you :D

  • LOL! "But you could use the same thing for like two more times."

  • 'So like basically the first thing I do, is use this stuff that I stole....' xD

  • hahaha lol! love it!

  • i love you soooo much!!!!! GODDDDDD!

  • I know this has nothing to do with it, but what bronzer did u use? it seems very pigmented!

  • Vaseline doesn't work at all, it's just practically a makeup remover. xP

  • i soooo wish someone walked in on him doing that lmaoo. I lovee your channel <3 

  • Your Dog is the cutest <3

  • The nipple killed me a little inside.

  • WTF! i love maria! lol

  • Shanaynay's new best friend.

  • HAHA THIS SHIT IS HIIIIIIIIIIIILARIOUS OMG THE NIPPLE SLIP

  • omg this is legit funny

  • 'And then you wanna make it like a wing on the outside. When you drink Red Bull, it gives you wings, so I guess if you drink it you can skip this part' LMAO

  • Love the little Yorkie

  • so like this is the completed oufO MY GOD! LOL I LOVE THAT PART!!

  • oh my God that's my fucking sister

  • Where did you get all that stuff lmao <3

  • the way you do this is so accurate. they act pretty much just like that haha

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  • i dig him, he's funny ahahahhahhahha

  • LMFAO

  • 3:43 is hella funny... XDD

  • @shirahimeSKY OH MY GOD! She is hot!

  • ......I LOVED IT! ISTANT FAVORITE!

  • "so like this is the completed outf- OH MAH GAAH' LOL

  • chola, you sexy beast

  • This is my favorite person of his xD

  • He's a guy and can put on eye liner! 

  • his wings look better than mine....

  • He doesn't need makeup. He's already beautiful

  • You got two eyes, STUPID!!!! LOL

  • OMG..u made my DAY!!

  • Lol made my day :)

  • "You gotta make sure they're even and stuff cuz you know you gotta be like able to fly." HAHAHAHA