Just wanted to say maria has become almost a legend at my university in London, I've gotten most of my friends saying "Oh Ma Gaaahd", "So Stuppit" and "Oh maa gahhhd soo cuuute".
@ConsejosChannelTv omg ive been wondering the same thing, i think he is because he used a lot of terms that normally people who wear makeup only use. not that his orientation matters, hes still hilarious as fuck, but i was curious also.
HAHAHAHA UR DOG MISSED THE BED AT FIRST LOL ....... Y DO U HAVE SO MUCH MAKE-UP..R U GAY OR ITS UR SISTERS ,,....WIERD BUT I STILL LOVE UR VIDS AND IM NOT AGAINSTS GAYS KK BA BIII
"And if you like look at burds and stuff, like they got 2 wings, you wanna make sure you got 2 too. And you gotta make sure they even, otherwise you wont be able to fly" LOL HAHAHA i died.
'And then you wanna make it like a wing on the outside. When you drink Red Bull, it gives you wings, so I guess if you drink it you can skip this part' LMAO
Oh my God you drop it! Hahaha
Wiked505Clown 17 hours ago
hahahahahaah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AOfTheKAC 17 hours ago
haha, this is really good. oh may goddd!
Lobodog6505 1 day ago
Funnny Chavollonnee . Jajaj Chulla .
210MexicanPride 1 day ago
Abra kadabraahh! qeerr
deyanelle 1 day ago
4:07 made my life.
MADAMEOCTA07 2 days ago
Now I know where I've seen your face. You were that one dude.
torchick163 3 days ago
He looks like a travesty lol
elyygarcia 3 days ago
Just wanted to say maria has become almost a legend at my university in London, I've gotten most of my friends saying "Oh Ma Gaaahd", "So Stuppit" and "Oh maa gahhhd soo cuuute".
I wish she was real:(
TheLiamshikari 3 days ago
What kind of clubs do you go to?! Someone always comes up and just punches you? ;P
Usikkert111 4 days ago
Lol
themeerkat75 4 days ago
xD Made me so happy!
MrsNoji 4 days ago
he is a hot dude lol
NylaT1991 5 days ago
outline yo lipss like its a culorin boooook
CeyEb 6 days ago
oh gosh, when you said "are you paying attention" I SO wasn't and it freaked me out XD
LovelesssDeath 6 days ago
HA HA this is the most funnyest thing ever
kinziegirl2 6 days ago
Wait...wait...you do makeup better than I do...crap.
MrsRisko 1 week ago
HAHAAHA!!
rushshidi 1 week ago
ur so fuuny i just found your channel subbed !!
TheCouponingGeek 1 week ago
Datz Hawt rite there Hun ;3
ANDIandBECCA 1 week ago
OMG! Hahahaha. U'r so annoyingly-hilarious. Hot-bitch! Lmao
senti02imchen 1 week ago
this made me laugh soooo hard. you made my day, thank you :)
MissAl159 1 week ago
This is the best make up tutorial ever....I'm being seriously. Well, except for sharp cheeks & the eyebrows.... LOVE YOU MARIA!
pinnieapples 1 week ago
@pinnieapples ok wait, I forgot about the lipstick part...maybe I do need sharp checks...
pinnieapples 1 week ago
"I'm not a doctor, GAWWWWWWWD."
L0v32run 1 week ago
died laughing lol
CritikulThinkin 1 week ago
it looks better than mine
angeeelsvilma 1 week ago
xD he has the Elf Beauty Book.. Oh Maria! Blend my dear lol
NikoleJBM 1 week ago
GAAAAaaaaa!
typicalus12 1 week ago in playlist Liked videos
"cus you don't wanna waste space! gah....stupid..." hahahhahah omfg i'm dying
annaownsxx 1 week ago
You have striking features. And you're hot. Just sayin.
sensualsweety16 1 week ago
is he gay? cus he has a cute face like the skin
ConsejosChannelTv 1 week ago
@ConsejosChannelTv omg ive been wondering the same thing, i think he is because he used a lot of terms that normally people who wear makeup only use. not that his orientation matters, hes still hilarious as fuck, but i was curious also.
tylervandekamp1 1 week ago
hahahaha nip slip LMFAO
VeraW27 1 week ago
The "likeso" was the best.
Riri92000 1 week ago
oooommmmgg funny.
genevieverodriguez 1 week ago
this is so funny! thank you!
beaddictedtolexi 1 week ago
so like this is like the OMG! XD
zacbites13 1 week ago
I fucking Love you Chola!!!!!
naynay6190 1 week ago
Basically if anyone wanna fight you, you gotta make sure that they believe that you are awake and ready to beat their ass. xD
bezzela57 1 week ago
I'm flagging this video for nudity. Put you tit away.
ALLINKNOTS 2 weeks ago 3
Like if you're here because this video was on arose186's channel
Love2Comment93 2 weeks ago 2
@Love2Comment93 ahhhhahahah yes
AnaleighLove 2 weeks ago
this is hilarious x)
vickilg123 2 weeks ago
''so this is the complete OMG, so this is the complete outfit'' HAHAHA
MSlovemusicaddict 2 weeks ago 5
"So Now We Gotta Do Our Eyeliner And Stuff, Im Gonna Take This.... Its An Eyeliner." LOL
LyricsMusicAndMore 2 weeks ago
glowpinkstah does it better
UserName8535 2 weeks ago
not cool
DeathRose45 2 weeks ago
Lmfao
ChelseaMapanda 2 weeks ago
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OMG this is sooooooo funny
mark91345 2 weeks ago
With all the makeup, you look like HIM from the The Powerpuff Girls.
SeveruSmiles 2 weeks ago 75
@SeveruSmiles L M F A O
dayy11609 1 week ago
@SeveruSmiles omg im laughing so hard. that comment made my day
iAmEphalent 1 week ago
i keep rewatching all the maria videos because I love her so much, she's hilarious
boldemuesli 2 weeks ago
Isnt she gorgeous;D
theultimateemogirls 3 weeks ago
LOL THE END! HAHAHHA
JustGoAnotherWay 3 weeks ago
"So like this is the completed ou-OH MAH GOD!" Best part.
DizzyDior12 3 weeks ago 69
Ooooh maaah gaaaaaaaud theres a daawg in the rooom
ddhall95 3 weeks ago
"and you gotta make sure that they're even otherwise you won't be able to fly" HAHA
HAUSxxxOFxxxFAME 3 weeks ago
'' So like basically this is what you gotta wear to attract the men'' LOL!!
VivaGlam1001 3 weeks ago
your so funny lol
mglez80 3 weeks ago
Lol
Alyssat14 3 weeks ago
"Ohhh Maaah Gaaaaaaah IDropped It" LMFAO.
obeyjeanette14 3 weeks ago 3
hilarious
estherkil11 3 weeks ago
You truly have a talent for makeup. Where have you learned THAT?
TakingTrams 3 weeks ago
3:40 OHMYGOD..
DOMINICANA246 3 weeks ago
just cried laughing!!! You are awesome! XD
missymotors 3 weeks ago
omg you put eyeliner so easily!!! better than me XD
onigiri1205 3 weeks ago
i get a kind of napoleon dynamite vibe from this
HappyDagger1993 3 weeks ago
37 Chola's watched this and knew it was true, so they disliked ;)
hahaha, one of my best friends' name is Laura, and I call her a Chola to make her mad x)
TheNarutoFanGirl1234 3 weeks ago
I think u know a little too much bout makeup
mandi05 3 weeks ago 4
you just made my whole night! lol to funny =P
jdbabyv3 3 weeks ago
its really weird how you know how to put makeup on. haha
leashyG 3 weeks ago
hahahah
tarawinter 3 weeks ago
The outfit needs to be two sizes too small.
TasteTheGay 3 weeks ago
err ur so ugly even for a guy
kezzfam 3 weeks ago
@kezzfam he's a guy who only dresses up as a girl for videos... what are you honestly expecting...? lol...
youFAILdeal 3 weeks ago
LMFAO!!!!
1softcore 3 weeks ago
LMFAO!!!!
1softcore 3 weeks ago
Maria: a make-up guru and a tactician. 'Nuff said.
JaylaAvie 3 weeks ago
LOL I don't want to waste space...i wanna attract them men! lol
KeraPera 3 weeks ago
Gawwwwwd you got two eyes stoopid you gotta do 'em booooooth
musicalfreak1212 3 weeks ago
I feel like I've seen this video before. Exact same lines...
WhittyD34 3 weeks ago
red bull gives u wings hhhh
arabbeuty15 3 weeks ago
This is what you gotta wear if yous wanna attract the mens.
xXbeckyg97xX 3 weeks ago
HAHAHAHA UR DOG MISSED THE BED AT FIRST LOL ....... Y DO U HAVE SO MUCH MAKE-UP..R U GAY OR ITS UR SISTERS ,,....WIERD BUT I STILL LOVE UR VIDS AND IM NOT AGAINSTS GAYS KK BA BIII
MYRANDOMCHANNEL98 3 weeks ago
Laughing and watching over and over!
TPoPArt 3 weeks ago
I love this! please make more...:D
missnodrama11 3 weeks ago
i know cholas like this,,,
MsIssaLopez 3 weeks ago
"And if you like look at burds and stuff, like they got 2 wings, you wanna make sure you got 2 too. And you gotta make sure they even, otherwise you wont be able to fly" LOL HAHAHA i died.
petrovichization 3 weeks ago
The things you are missing are boobs xD
creativefre 4 weeks ago
This is probably the first time I don't mind a cute guy be gay. Holy shit man, be famous in Hollywood already!
Jakafe 4 weeks ago 2
oh my gaaad.
LMFAO <3
amanda215a 4 weeks ago
So like this is the completed outfit OH MY GOD
DeannaSmithMusica 4 weeks ago
:)
cavebaby1 4 weeks ago
:)
cavebaby1 4 weeks ago
haha...you don't want to waste space! LOL!!!
DarkfairyCT 4 weeks ago
OOOOOH NIP SLIP!!!
XxXRAWRXiTSXLiLYXxX 1 month ago
I LOL'd at the nip slip XD
TheTimN8er 1 month ago
You look like Rob Schneider!
FallingSkywardz 1 month ago
hahaha
1855Forever 1 month ago
like x 1,000!!!!!!!
flores89greeneyes 1 month ago
Lmao I gotta watch this again
MrDamnSHt 1 month ago
Oh my god! This is so funny!!! XD
MrDamnSHt 1 month ago
Oh My God.Why is there a dog in the room.
lenafail 1 month ago
Rip off of Danny Noriega's Angel Baby much?
NavB00 1 month ago
Gaaaaa! Lol
Alopez891 1 month ago
Basically, if anyone wanna fight you, you gotta make sure that they believe you are awake and ready to beat their ass.....dying out of laughter.
zilcher06 1 month ago
The nip slip was fucking hilarious.
EverythingJunkie 1 month ago
I LOVE YOU SO MUCHHHH!!
MarianellaSings 1 month ago
SHAT He does his make up better than ME! D:
cuteylovez2 1 month ago
Woii I want him :3
cuteylovez2 1 month ago
sexi John Waters
Threadds 1 month ago
"I heard if you drink Redbull, it gives you wings. So, like, I guess, if you drink it, you can skip this part." ROTFL
ThatGuitarGirl93 1 month ago 142
@ThatGuitarGirl93 Hey Julia :D
awesome364 2 weeks ago
I've been scarred for life!
rynjarae 1 month ago
LmfAo!!! If u drink red bull you can skip this part lmfAo!!!
MsNicaragua505 1 month ago
OMG...you gotta make sure they are even b/c if not you won't be able to fly...lol.
diamondztreasure 1 month ago
GGGGGaaaahhhhhhh..
diamondztreasure 1 month ago
Why does everyone want to punch you in the face? lmao! damn gurlll.
sweetart123 1 month ago
thats his look when he goes out on the "yard" to show all the other inmates his body.
1Bland1 1 month ago
0:35 , that's what she said XD
Alexapplesauce 1 month ago
Agahhhahahaha
mzharjukubarbie20 1 month ago
I subscribed, favourited and liked this video. Oh yeah I commented too. Cuz this stuff is AWESOME.
cuzlifegoeson 1 month ago
This is the first time I've seen this channel and I've spent 4 hours on your videos.
cine6teen 1 month ago
Lol nip slip XD
eyelinerluv99 1 month ago 56
o m f g he had me rollin my ribs hurt
lilmama5880 1 month ago
Oh my Goddddddddd Theres a dog in da room!
jadensmith45 1 month ago
i think my IQ just went down
mishka2490 1 month ago
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA <3
RobynRavage 1 month ago in playlist Best of soundlyawake
haha! Maria looks amazing!! she looks awake and ready to beat someone's butt
GallantlyUnaware 1 month ago
2:39 you look mexican NOT TO BE MEAN LOL YOU'RE SO FUNNY!
123SOAWSOME 1 month ago in playlist Best of soundlyawake
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campcawaii16 1 month ago
you are too good at impersonations! <3
shardaeist 1 month ago
What kinda clubs does she go to? D:
pixarr17 1 month ago
so like you gotta outline your lips like its a colouring book..." xD what a catastrophe
pixarr17 1 month ago
GAHHHH
pixarr17 1 month ago
Loved your make up tutorial LOL!! Jokes aside, wow you're hot man!!
radiexa 1 month ago in playlist Best of soundlyawake
"Gaaah... Stupid..." HAHAHA
mnqromero13 1 month ago
HAHAHAHAHA.. "i heard redbull like gives you wings so like i guess you could just skip this part..." omg i love ur videos
greencheriosaftrdark 1 month ago
LOL nipple slip!
patchgoli 1 month ago
hahahah first i use this stuff i stole lmao
omgitsshalini 1 month ago
you´re crazy, i love you :D
grungegirrrrl 1 month ago
LOL! "But you could use the same thing for like two more times."
kgledhil1 1 month ago in playlist Best of soundlyawake
'So like basically the first thing I do, is use this stuff that I stole....' xD
pixarr17 1 month ago
hahaha lol! love it!
MedelinesWorld 1 month ago
i love you soooo much!!!!! GODDDDDD!
Bmahoney93 1 month ago in playlist Collab Month (soundlyawake)
I know this has nothing to do with it, but what bronzer did u use? it seems very pigmented!
raul7193 1 month ago
Vaseline doesn't work at all, it's just practically a makeup remover. xP
AngleFishification 1 month ago
i soooo wish someone walked in on him doing that lmaoo. I lovee your channel <3
XxVanessa6xX 1 month ago
Your Dog is the cutest <3
chikieeeeee 1 month ago
The nipple killed me a little inside.
icl4ntic 1 month ago
WTF! i love maria! lol
cezarglz 1 month ago in playlist Best of soundlyawake
Shanaynay's new best friend.
HeartnSoulSong 1 month ago
HAHA THIS SHIT IS HIIIIIIIIIIIILARIOUS OMG THE NIPPLE SLIP
Nieem94 1 month ago
omg this is legit funny
ExotiiqueBeautiii 1 month ago
'And then you wanna make it like a wing on the outside. When you drink Red Bull, it gives you wings, so I guess if you drink it you can skip this part' LMAO
JoeMacchiato 1 month ago 2
Love the little Yorkie
JoeMacchiato 1 month ago
so like this is the completed oufO MY GOD! LOL I LOVE THAT PART!!
snickers21221 1 month ago
oh my God that's my fucking sister
imasofunnyulaughnow 1 month ago in playlist Best of soundlyawake
Where did you get all that stuff lmao <3
wearehumansbaby 1 month ago
the way you do this is so accurate. they act pretty much just like that haha
sxyredheadxx 1 month ago
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sxyredheadxx 1 month ago
i dig him, he's funny ahahahhahhahha
JellowShotz 1 month ago
LMFAO
JellowShotz 1 month ago
3:43 is hella funny... XDD
shirahimeSKY 1 month ago
@shirahimeSKY OH MY GOD! She is hot!
bobfantasy 1 month ago
......I LOVED IT! ISTANT FAVORITE!
bobfantasy 1 month ago
"so like this is the completed outf- OH MAH GAAH' LOL
hellsrhythm 1 month ago
chola, you sexy beast
sunnivastromskog 1 month ago
This is my favorite person of his xD
StopMotionnn 1 month ago
He's a guy and can put on eye liner!
SuperReeses19 1 month ago
his wings look better than mine....
neonturtles963 1 month ago
He doesn't need makeup. He's already beautiful
TheMoulinrouge32 1 month ago 79
You got two eyes, STUPID!!!! LOL
summoncaster 1 month ago in playlist Best of soundlyawake 2
OMG..u made my DAY!!
joher525 1 month ago
Lol made my day :)
ATLSwagPrincess 1 month ago
"You gotta make sure they're even and stuff cuz you know you gotta be like able to fly." HAHAHAHA
alziegirl 1 month ago