The Worst Superheroes

[totoroben]

Dog Welder isn't PETA friendly.

[Toyman1982]

oh my god FUCK YOU! I LOVE MAN-THING! AND SQUIRREL GIRL!

[nerwallfilms]

@Toyman1982 i like both characters but they serve the joke and will get people commenting. so i included em

-Newt (Underbelly)

[BeckLiveInNewYork]

guess who looked at an article on smosh.com

[underbellyshow]

@BeckLiveInNewYork Hmm? That's funny, I looked up all of the "smosh.com" articles you are talking about and only ONE came out before this episode AND it only included one of the people mentioned above. Seems like Smosh has been stealing OUR stuff, bro.

Justin (Underbelly)

[BeckLiveInNewYork]

@underbellyshow if they stole your stuff then why did they only steal one?

[nerwallfilms]

@BeckLiveInNewYork what article. The script from this episode comes from the 7 years i ran a comic book store and the years of jokes based on shitty heroes from a life time of being a comic reader.

-Newt (Underbelly)

[BeckLiveInNewYork]

@nerwallfilms ahhhhhhhh, that makes sense.

[nerwallfilms]

@BeckLiveInNewYork and some of the lousy characters have gotten lots of coverage on various blogs and articles, Just tried to make the rants my own

-Newt (Underbelly)

[BeckLiveInNewYork]

@nerwallfilms wait aren't you supposed to be dead?

[nerwallfilms]

@BeckLiveInNewYork its a comic book episode.....no one stays dead in a comic

-Newt (Underbelly)

[BeckLiveInNewYork]

@nerwallfilms ohhhhhhhh I get it now................. that wasn't too clear, but still cool

[nerwallfilms]

@BeckLiveInNewYork the comic aspect was part of my subtext. but in general i am the least favorite to the show viewers. so we wanted to try a social experiment to see what happens.

-Newt (Underbelly)

[BeckLiveInNewYork]

@nerwallfilms you're my favorite........ no homo

[realcodeman11]

Just one more video, and then I'm done for the night, I swear...

[5che13e]

...and Arm Fall Off Boy never made the list. 

[Lukash636]

I reckon the Man-Thing and that Old lady is a cool idea.

I mean you can do lots of funny as stuff with an old lady that's actually an male agent in disguise.

[cartoonfans1161]

HELLO!

[595moore]

You should do the worst Supervillians. There are SO many, its comical.

[nerwallfilms]

@595moore I did. It was a vsauce cross over video. Check our collaboration section

-Newt (Underbelly)

[PooFartSandwich]

dog welder sounds fucking amazing

[PooFartSandwich]

dog welder sounds fucking amazing

[AZUKAR36]

1080i

[Timmoux]

Fighting crime by welding dogs to peoples faces? No, they weren't on drugs when they came up with that one...

[pikmindecimator]

What oh ooooooohhhh...

[nerwallfilms]

@pikmindecimator yea im not gonna win any Oscars this year with that performance

-Newt (Underbelly)

[Perseus802]

I want to be the dog welder that be freakin awesome

[TheReviewSpace]

spider-ham

nuff said

[normantweeter]

Man-Thing isn't a super hero. He's a monster that hates fear. As such, he has probably killed more people than he has saved. Heck, he killed Dr. Strange once as well as some demons that took on the likenesses and abilities of Daredevil, Spider-man, and the Thing.

[DarkRose407]

the giant size man thing just has a dumb name he looks awesome though! the dogwelder sounds more villanish to me...HOW CRUEL!

[sgtvlpsfan1234]

your hair sort looks like wolverine

[nerwallfilms]

@sgtvlpsfan1234 thats what people keep telling me. i think its the sideburns. not something i set for. i just dont like getting my hair cut

-Newt (Underbelly)

[Arc13]

Last I checked, if you can defeat Dr. Doom, Thanos, the Avengers, pretty much the entire Marvel universe on your own, no help whatsoever, you cannot be lame.

Squirrel Girl, sounds lame, but for god's sake she can take down gods with the power of squirrels. That's awesome, not stupid.

[MFGreth]

As soon as you said Squirrel Girl, you lost. She took down Doom and Thanos, legit. She's amazing.

[MFGreth]

@MFGreth Also, she's the only one who out-funnies Deadpool in a comic STARRING DEADPOOL. Fourth wall breakers ahoy!

[f2928]

Disliked this video because of putting Squirrel Girl on it.

[roborian1297]

Lol take a look at my giant size man thing. XD

[TruBeliever4Life]

man thing is one the list? cmon hes awesome. WHOSOEVER KNOWS FEAR BURNS AT THE TOUCH OF THE MAN THING.

[BuddhaBot]

Isn't Man Thing basically "Swamp Thing, but not really."

[RoxieCalico]

AARPee their pants XD

[GreenYoshyDudeh]

i really enjoy the ending :D

[bleachruleshollow]

Manga is better than comics and all thats all



[OkamiKaZuki]

@bleachruleshollow it's really on what you read both have their strong points and both have their weak points Though I would say the Bad guys from comics have a little more soul to me than those of manga perfect example I will never forget The Joker or Venom these characters are link to my childhood when as to something like naruto most people would have already forgotten villains like Zabuza, orichimaru though kabuto makes up for him, but in the end to each their own I gues

[OtakuAme]

DOG WELDER!!! Da da daaaa

[Niives007]

Batman is the best

[hydrolito]

Who group of lamo Super Heroes they made a movie about called the Mystery men the Bowler, the Shoveler and some other characters I can't remember. Also the Inferior 5, leader Merryman a ninty lb. weakling, Dumb Bunny as strong as an OX and almost as smart, Awkwardman Wore flippers everywhere almost never fought in water would contantly trip, Blimp floats slowly through the air, White Feather a coward who faints with a bow and air.

[hydrolito]

Matter Eater lad should have had a bigger mouth like a shark who wants to mess with a shark's mouth. However he was really fast could catch energy blast shot from a gun in his mouth, a bigger mouth would have seemed more believable though.

[hydrolito]

The ASPCA should get the Dog Welder arrested. Dead beat dad man on Beauty and the Geek called Metroman gets women pregnant and they have children in 5 minutes or some stupid crap.

[hydrolito]

Dr. Doom had Doombots impersonate him while he was gone so Squirrel Girl didn't beat the real Dr. Doom. Ironman also has robots immate him guess they used low budget robots to take their place.

[hydrolito]

Where's The Flash faster than a speeding bullet but slower than an iceberg gets his ass frozen by Capt. Cold. Green Lantern gets punched out by a woman with a yellow glove.Superman is pretty lame can survive all kinds of radition except for kinds that harmless to everyone else. Matter Eater lad Should have had a bigger mouth like Pacman then he would be awesome, mess with him and he'd bite you in half. More fearsome than Mike Tyson's mouth now that would be scarey.

[GrandGB]

Squirrel girl is probably where they got the idea or Sandy of Spongebob. ?

[VeredictXD]

mi top the worst

are 7.Vibe 6.Man-thing 5.Matter-eater lad 4.dog welder 3.Squirrel Girl 2.Madam Fatal 1.EXTRAÑO

[saidi7975]

Madam fatal is just a pure fun idea ! The Dog Wielder is part of one of the awesomest comics ever " Hitman " so he 'll always get my support! Extrano is funny but Snow-flame really steals the show ! Matter eater has a fucking awesome power; THINK ABOUT IT ! INVINCIBLE TEETH! you can make any jackass or bully bleed by chomping his fist ! so sorry these heroes are not lame... Except for Squirrel girl, she sucks squirrel nuts, I'd buy a comic where Deadpool would shoot her & snap her neck

[00Plebstick]

For the movie clips in the Madam Fatal section, what is the name of the movie?? :3 Looks amusing

[nerwallfilms]

@00Plebstick ms doubtfire with robin williams

-Newt (Underbelly)

[MeesterMan00]

wheres man-man?

[Thecoloon]

No acid testicile man?

[aloysisK]

Ugggghh, I can't stand listening to any of you guys. Trying too hard for the dramatic commentary thing and it just sounds contrived.

[nerwallfilms]

@aloysisK sweet, you know what i love about the internet. if i dont like something. i just dont watch it

-Newt (Underbelly)

[aloysisK]

@nerwallfilms It wasn't meant to be a personal attack. I was just saying what I thought you could do better. But I guess I won't give you any further input or anything since you seem to think you're perfect the way you are.

[nerwallfilms]

@aloysisK you see. how these work is we write a script and do multiple takes and in the editing process elements are lost to hit a tone and run time. may not be your cup of tea but a lot of kats dug this ep. im all for feedback. and i think perfect is a bit strong...i mean i guess im kinda great

-Newt (Underbelly)

[aloysisK]

@nerwallfilms I may have been a bit overdramatic there myself. Also, BAHAHAHA. Well, as long as you are only kinda great, then that's fine. XD

[RossSimsProductions]

Squirrel Girl isn't anywhere near as hot as I was hoping when you said the name. Thanks to Japanese media I'm used to animal name + girl meaning a hot girl with that animal's ears and tail.

and Man-Thing is awesome.

[kingcory10]

i kinda wanna see dog welder now

[chuckbear]

What about Big Bertha from Great Lake Avengers. She's a Super Model by day, BUT can inflate into this HUGE chick to fight crime. AND can only go back to her normal size by vomiting

[RossSimsProductions]

@chuckbear

Seriously? There's a bulimic super-heroine? That's kind of messed up.

[TheEnviousdominous]

"Dr. Pepper 10, it's not for women." Dr. Pepper has something against women?

[LightLink1992]

he looks like a super hero too

we all know who I mean

[nerwallfilms]

@LightLink1992 i wish i looked like a super hero. but thanks for the compliment i just have long hair and funky side burns. no adamantium....YET

-Newt (Underbelly)

[stewieisthelord]

Adam West batman?

[MrTheevilmage]

I DO :D

[armorghoma]

Wheres superman?

[kakuman1995]

@armorghoma what do you mean

[ven380]

@kakuman1995 superman sucks

[BuddhaBot]

@ven380 because . . . ?

[ven380]

@BuddhaBot

1.His hair

2.His tights are the worst of Ive seen

3.His jaw is huge

In my opinion

[DisrespecfulSyrup]

@armorghoma now superman is bad -_- can't believe the hate that's been replacing the respect recently. but haters will hate.

[nerwallfilms]

@DisrespecfulSyrup i dig the way they are writing him in the 52 reboot

-Newt (Underbelly)

[mitchellroush]

If it weren't for his nsme, Man-thing looks like it would be a decent comic.

[A1000NINJAS]

@americanbadashh Man thing is awesome isn't he?

[Americanbadashh]

Man-thing should not be on this list.

[Aburamegirl32]

those poor puppys!

[magggie1]

And yet superheros didnt really change. They still suck

[bankaininjav2]

i thought this was supposed to be the worst super heroes? all those heroes were awesome.

[redhoodx98]

Man thing is not the worst, but still the rest of them suck.

[nerwallfilms]

@redhoodx98 i like man thing but i wanted to make a dick joke to close the ep

-Newt (Underbelly)

[MistressEsmeralda]

So if Squirrel Girl's really bad, then wouldn't the Ratcatcher be even worse?

[heylilly1]

I have a giant sized man thing in my hand and I'm pretty sure you can't read it

[mhhauser321]

Very nice pretty funny stuff!

[nerwallfilms]

@mhhauser321 yeah i guess im a good host and writer

-Newt (Underbelly)

[mhhauser321]

@nerwallfilms ahh yes lol

[HyperChara]

I have a giant size man thing in my hand right now and... ohhhhh wait, not that kind

[julez13100]

how is the dog welder a hero, what about the dogs?

[buttholeburzum]

poorly researched... no aquaman? no dazzler? no Arthur?

[nerwallfilms]

@buttholeburzum aquaman is amazing. dazzler, us1 , skateman, black racer were all cut in the editing process

-Newt (Underbelly)

[BanjoGeek]

Ya know, it's sad. Squirrel Girl not only took down Doctor Doom, Thanos, and Tarax, but also MODOK, Deadpool (twice), and MOTHER FUCKING GALACTUS....all by herself....and people bitch about cheap fighters or racers or Pokemon. SHES LIKE META KNIGHT, ALEX KIDD, AND GARCHOMP WITH A RAWST BERRY TIMES 12!!!!! SWEET TAPDANCING JESUS MAN!!

[awmhill]

what about 3D man

[nerwallfilms]

@awmhill i am 4D man

Newt ( Underbelly )

[theHedgex1]

lol the only good one in the list is the gay super hero. stopping an aids infected villian trying to infect the world is important

[Filipjphry]

What about the original Green Lantern? His weakness was friggin wood! Or timber. Or whatever

[HiddenSenka]

@Filipjphry So that's why they are cutting down Amazon Rain Forest.

[Nutsyism]

some of these heroes actually sound pretty entertaining

[SaiOkami777]

even DAN HIBIKI would facepalm from all that fail (though i admit matter munch lad would come in handy) XD

[cartoonviolencerocks]

"giant size" is what they put on comics, like "giant size x-men" or "giant size spiderman". The real dude is called man-thing, and he's pretty kickass for a swampthing duplicate.

[nerwallfilms]

@cartoonviolencerocks as a life long comic collector i have tons of giant sized books. but the joke was just 2 good to pass up for this episode.

[gijonah69]

My fav super hero is now the dog welder

[xxxEmoRinsxxx]

you forgot the plumber super hero D= his power is unclogging

[DoeJane1234567]

Go to crackle.com and you can watch captain cross dresser

[MastermewtwoALPHA]

Man-Thing's actually a pretty cool character from what I've read about him. I mean, he's cool enough to have a movie which loosely based off of him. He even cameos in MvC3.

[LegoWeirds]

Couldn't you just burn their faces? Seriously, I mean, who welds dogs?!?!

[ironeli101]

Man Thing kicks ass......

[MrVoid666]

me

[THEFREAK4498]

why would you ever weld a dog to somebody, how do you weld a dog to anything?

[Theespada13]

I have no idea how anyone thought to weld a dog to a villian's face.

[genekid2]

What about 3D man? I don't even know what his powers are, but still his name is funny.

[Theespada13]

@genekid2 The power to be in 3D? Oh wait, everyone can do that...

[Spazmock]

Squirrel Girl is amazing you shut your pie hole sir!

[nerwallfilms]

@Spazmock i am incapable of shutting my pie hole

[superwowman100]

pause at 0:48....rape face

[Girl2Gamer]

@superwowman100 - _.-

[superwowman100]

@Girl2Gamer :D

[Girl2Gamer]

@superwowman100 <3

[bluescreen14]

0:58 FASTEST. EYEBALL. ROLL. EVER.

[28335]

epic muttonchops man. epic! 

[TheHobgoblyn]

Man-Thing is basically Marvel's duplication of Swamp-Thing.

Actually, he might be older come to think of it...

[nerwall16]

@TheHobgoblyn but manthing is a mindless muck encrusted mockery of a man.....as is my penis

[skiIler]

Dude why is Matter-Eater Lad stupid? Isnt it AWESOME to be able to like eat EVERYTHING. Damm im hungry. *takes a bite of his classmates desk* HMMM delisious.

[superwowman100]

@skiIler just wait for his cannibal brother to stop by

[skiIler]

@superwowman100 Than it will be called a villan not a super hero. So Matter earter lad is still awesome.

[4781d36]

lol "Because comic-books are STUPID!"

[nerwall16]

@4781d36 or....NUTS

[FujimotoX]

music? =o

[BlacksW16]

holy crap it hemo-golbins!!!! RUN AWAY!!!! I DONT WANNA DIE!

[Karimsama]

FUCK YOU! SQUIRREL GIRL KICKS ASS!!!

[nerwallfilms]

So did this episode make me an internet super stud yet

[EggheadJr1]

he welded a dog to Lobo's ass??? how is he still alive???

[underbellyshow]

@EggheadJr1 Because Section 8 did it when Lobo was unconscious. Then took pictures of each one of them marrying Lobo as blackmail. If Lobo did anything, they would show the photos to Superman who would make fun of Lobo. Makes sense.

[darkworldinc]

@EggheadJr1 I was thinking the same thing.

[RedDotRampage]

he looks a little like wolverine :D

[pitluvr0631]

22 ppl dont have a giant sized man thing :D

[xROBERTxDAVISx]

how stupid having the same name as a tv show

[nerwall16]

@xROBERTxDAVISx ok yeah nothing has ever shared a title before OH WAIT ! Speed 1936 and 1994

The Fugitive film1947 tv series in 1965 and film 1993

Broken Arrow 1950 and 1996

Titanic 1953 and 1997

Fire Down Below 1957 and 1997

Bad Boys 1983 and 1995

Twister 1989 and 1996

Gladiator 1992 and 2000

Crash 1996 and 2005

Twilight 1998 and 2008

[nerwall16]

@xROBERTxDAVISx oh yeah also the kid, one featuring charlie chaplin and one featuring bruce willis. we can also get into comics, and songs that share nothing but the same name if you like YOU GOT SERVED SON !

[skaplis]

Captain Hero is the worst superhero

[MsGingergingercat]

Okay, I'll admit it - I subscribed purely due to the DOGWELDER shout-out.... er.... mention.

[ramychaos]

Where was Stan Lee when this shit was getting published??

[Girl2Gamer]

@ramychaos RIGHT?! :'(

[foreo]

erm... still waiting for this penis...

[bohnstube]

Claiming his Twitter acc't. was "hacked" when pics of his junk were "mysteriously" sent to an "unsuspecting" 21-yr. old WA state coed who's not his newlywed wife, Rep. Anthony Weiner now says the whole thing was just a "right-wing, reactionary, Republican, Conservative, Tea Party plot" to defame his REAL ALTER-EGO, that of the REAL "GIANT-SIZE MAN-THING!, fighting for all things SOCIAL JUSTICE-Y!!!" just because the only way he could recharge his "super powers" was by being an online perv! :-D

[Abvance]

vsauce sent me

[charles9655]

@Abvance looɔ ʞo

[MaNiAcaLunchBox]

hey if Squirrel Girl defeated all those villains with nothing but an army of squirrels, id say that actually makes her pretty bad ass.

[24thVolrathFox]

That sir, made my day

[grevejp44]

where is the guy who can take his arms off and hit people with them?

[Yamibakeru]

Haha, Giant Sized Man Thing looks like someone took Morpheus's helm and stuck it on Swamp Thing. I cannot unsee that now.

[knightstorm3]

Your Conversational Partner has Disconnected

[smallredrocks]

0:59 Yes, you could have.

[Thurmanator2011s]

o come on, there's nothing wrong with Man-thing, Just dont think dirty thoughts lol

[Cerberus1992]

you forgot about Cypher of the X-MEN: en.wikipedia. org/wiki/Cypher_(comics)

[nerwall16]

@Cerberus1992 cypher is so useful....i mean if the english side of the stereo instructions didnt come in the box at least

[RakaiThwei]

This was pretty funny! Ha ha ha ha!!

[harboringanomalies]

But I was going to start a comic about a guy who welds small mammals to people. :(

[kingofhell121]

giant sized man thing was the lizard.....then after spidy transformed him back to normal,HE GETS HIMSELF MUTATED AGAIN.WTF,AND HE HAS A PHD?oh,but he helps spidy in one comic

[kj7129]

Dog Welder?! Seriously?!!!! O.o

[stuey07]

Have to say squirrel girl is an awesome character. She beat deadpool and bedded wolverine you can't do better than that.

[im2not2cory]

Youuu DENSE MOTHERFUCKER!

[Ultratwinkie]

where is Arm Fall-Off Boy?

[eelsevilla]

i have to dislike this because dogwelder its awesome

[nerwallfilms]

@eelsevilla the whole section 8 team is great. but i wanted to draw attention to him and he wouldnt rank among the batmans and supermans so put him on this list to get some chatter going