Seven Second 'Ring King

[nurburgringexplorer]

That place is sliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii­iiiiiiiiiiiiiiipy

[GrueliusE30]

what was the cause of the spin out? was it cause they went on the camber strip then had some first hand experience of lift of oversteer + brakes?

[Bavarian0girl]

zu geil ! :D

[falcontechs]

i'm so exited, or should he say, RETARDED

[sakimano]

@falcontechs

Ironic that you can't even spell excited, yet you are calling someone retarded.

[fetterFriB]

Get Some Nuts!



[guigui236999]

HAHA

poor guy :(

[dark420bishop]

awwww lol, poor guys. i feel their pain.

[xixtomxix]

LOL.

[BxL0W]

I WANT THAT SNICKERS!

[TheMercifullOne]

thumbs up if u noticed that snikers baton

[skiski40]

Thumbs up if your retarded...

[AoDIronMask]

@skiski40 *you're. Retard.

[BL1RN5Y]

thats what you get from being from manchester..

[gr33nDestiny]

Is that the cat from Red Dwarf?

[3HaloPlayers]

Snickers :)

[examinesweden]

@3HaloPlayers Haha, I live the snickers laying in the Ring Kings car :)

[tolchok5]

Now, before anyone else jumps on the 'fail' or 'hate' button, check out these lad's trip blog from back in '07. They took the time to plan an awesome ride to 'petrol nirvana', sure they crashed on the 'ring, but at least they were there! Most of these cunts slagging you off would either, a. never get permission from mummy & daddy to go on a similar trip or, b. are too young to fucking drive!! Good job lads, at least you did actually get a few laps in! ( like I said, read the blog! )

[roadhound101]

They drove all that way to do that!! .......just goes to show people, that no matter how good you THINK you can drive there is always gonna be something that takes you by surprise!..........but in this case the guy was just shit!! lol

[Peskarik]

Shit happens.

Back-wheel drive, you gotta learn how to use it, especially on wet surfaces. :-) Or drive AWD. ;-)

[DjSuperSou1]

'shit' speaks for it self XD

[Kostyaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

lol what a nOOb

[PlatypusVomit]

Wow, thanks for the great video of your crotch.

[Fuzzbuttuk]

Oh dear. Fail :D

[AlbionofAvalon]

lol



[scrustle]

Someone's been playing Forza too much. The accelerator doesn't flip over a rolled car in real life mate!

[Chunkychucky]

Fair play chaps, just read that blog - top effort, sounds like a brilliant trip! Thanks for taking the time to write it all up, shame about the accident ^^

[printerpeople]

Got a rush of blood - Can you imagine if we had this in the UK.........!

[Tubesofthenorth]

Looked like he rear ended it into the railings. The way it was bouncing, he either had a flatty or broke the suspension. Exactly why'd he gun it in the middle of the corner, in the wet, on cold tires? Dumass.

[Tubesofthenorth]

Looked like he rear ended it into the railings. The way it was boucing, he either had a flatty or broke the suspension. Exactly why'd he gun it in the middle of the corner, in the wet, on cold tires? Dum ass.

[Morfoah]

aha nice one

[bloodshootredeye]

rofl



[MetalGuitarist1616]

best snickers advertisement ever

[rompowertube]

Powned!!!!! XD

[abeybaby14]

SNICKERS!!!

[SRSpoony]

what a cock

[robbyjai]

hahahahaha i loooove how he revs the nuts off the car after crashing it!!!! Fucking dumb ass!

[maweenova]

hahahahahahahahahaha, thats all i can say on the matter lol.

[WestUPeR]

don't eat snickers while driving! Jeremy only one who can

[p917pilot]

Please excuse me while I laugh my ass off!!!! ROFLMAO+++++!!!!!

[MultiTopgearfan]

0:36 bumps into the apex and spins it... LOL tough bit of luck there.... shouldnt have gone out on a wet day....

[nickeroo]

Sorry but that made me laugh my tits off. 

[supradave87]

Playing in the rain or there after = car wrecks.

[xbdev]

The problem was his passenger at 00:35 says "brake" What a fool! Never have this problem in my trusty 182 ... then again don't listen to passengers.

[theprodicalsonishere]

oh i love this! this is exactly what happens to every single BMW we either follow or have behind us in the 172 clio, funniest was taking a 328 from the lights by a good car length then him following us round a corner on a big road island in exeter to spin about 3 times. is it all BMW drivers who cant drive or just those who try driving fast?

[Klysthie]

@theprodicalsonishere

Driving sportly a rear drive car on the Ring by a wet day requires some driving skill, balls, and/or a serious lack of brain for unexperienced drivers, you can't compare it by driving a simple Clio RS wich can just understeer on an error, yeah you'll pown some unskilled guys, but some will just make you feel ridiculous as the potential is not the same. People should choose their sportcars by beeing honnest on their driving skills first.

[theprodicalsonishere]

@Klysthie fair point but you'd have to drive the clio like a complete tool to get into much trouble mainly thanks to increadible standard brakes! with braided brake lines and some harder pads they only improve! iv only ever seen 2 bmws able to actually keep with the clio thru a corner one a Z4M and the other a bmw M6 that had to really lay off thru the bend but shot off after. on the move its suprising how little even upto 100bhp makes followed an fq300 evo that could get away, its clutch stank2

[theprodicalsonishere]

@Klysthie fair point but you'd have to drive the clio like a complete tool to get into much trouble mainly thanks to increadible standard brakes! with braided brake lines and some harder pads they only improve! iv only ever seen 2 bmws able to actually keep with the clio thru a corner one a Z4M and the other a bmw M6 that had to really lay off thru the bend but shot off after on the move its suprising how little even upto 100bhp makes followed an fq300 evo that couldnt get away its clutch stank2

[PS3TheJamesS]

Yeah that's it mate rev the engine after you hit the barrier what's up looking for the track retry button

[blueone117]

gotta love the snickers reflection on the windshield hahaha

[Menace14ts]

If he didn't realize how wet it was, better it happened then and there than at 140 mph...

[harksp]

People are quick to criticize and be negative about this video. Shit happens!

[Joshie225]

Can't decide if it's brave or stupid to post a video of oneself being such a complete wanker at the 'Ring. I mean who goes on track with a muffin on the dashboard, goes off in 7 seconds and then spends 20 seconds spinning their tires?

[Speedblowers]

Gone in seven seconds.. :)

[Nblock487]

lol what he do just crank off the wheel for a 90 degree turn? How could a 325 spin out that easy they weren't going that fast ? Doubt the car had that much power either

[CarBoreBoy]

@Nblock487 A 318i E30 will spin out just as easily - you've obv never driven a rear drive car with no drivers aids. This guy had cold tyres, caught the paint, and had too little experience!

[SRSpoony]

there you go there manc's and retards enough said

[Arz00]

Can't be a 325, since it looks like it's a compact. Probably 323ti then...

[staz1000]

@Arz00 No, it's not.

[CarBoreBoy]

@Arz00 It is an E30 325i 2-door, in silver! Look at the link in the description.

[felixcrow717]

LISTEN TO THE ENGINE!!, its a boxer motor, hence a PORSCHE

[thisissick22]

@felixcrow717 read the description ffs.

[PoProstuKarol]

@Arz00 I believe that it's an e30 325... thats why the interior looks like a e36 compact's.

[Rosher18]

Aside from the obvious problem that you spun out, what happened during the spin? There was a loud bang and It sounded like something in the drivetrain broke. Is that right?

[staz1000]

@Rosher18 If you read the description all will be revealed!

[azonicrider32]

@staz1000 you failed to answer his question still.

[romeuchumbo]

what about rain tires.. no? xD

[felixlueggerto]

This is the perfect exampele for a masiv FAIL

[DIGGERinALASKA]

Way to go corndog! .... and were on the ring! LOL

[DIGGERinALASKA]

Way to go corndog!

[Pick1980a]

I knew when he said "Are you ready" they were fuct

[chilliman07]

Northerners can't drive, this video is proof!!

Scanky Mancy.

[levlevi]

:)))) awesome! :))))))

[esdymo]

this should put in failblog

[MrStruter]

uhauhauhauhuha BIG FAIL

[ben34343]

Not so easy after all is it!??!!

[merto31]

FAIL

[rapzeh4]

it was fast, but it was intense !

just like premature ejaculation !

[iamnot16ok]

Thumbs up if Top Gear sent you here...

[QuiteDrunkOnGin]

Shit indeed lol slippy much?

[nacokomulogin]

congratulations!! you are on topgear page:D

[CC8sX06]

since know im gonna start eating sneakers

[DanielL5583]

Did I notice a little yellowy liquid seep out of your crotch?

[PlatypusVomit]

Personally, I'm just glad I got to watch a 70 second video with 30 seconds of your crotch.

[sakimano]

"fuckin' 'ell man"

[superfoncho2]

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[kingspagge]

At least you tried :)

[TheUsama19]

yes definitely , he's not the Stig

[wordreet]

Err, oops!

[psyber0ptix]

i see houndstooth sport seats

[mtb24only]

fail

[hobofuture]

wow tht wasnt even funny tht was just an awful, awful funny.

mayb kinda funny.

[ladangelo202]

LOL

[TheCruizer]

Typical combo: old BMW and NO brain!

[arrielfim]

@TheCruizer old BMW, no brain, and half-eaten Snickers

[Rocstamad]

fail!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[copperkipper1]

SNICKERS GET SOME NUTS ARRRRGH!

[xilix]

This is just a prime example of shit happening. It happens. It just does. However, I must say, that this guy is either very unfamiliar with his car, or he sucks at driving. I mean come on now, a 325 is easy to counter steer, it's a very friendly chassis. Maybe his front right wheel went over the curbing a little bit and completely changed the dynamics of the cars balance.

That's me creating an excuse, because I feel that bad for him. Bah, get'er out of that ditch and post us the real video man.

[pirateguitarrr]

As favored by Top Gear.

[Higilo3]

Wet track+over-excited passenger+amateur driver+the world's most demanding track= oversteer. still it usually takes time for that to happen, great respect

[octavionovo1]

não é pa conas!!!

[MtnMaiden]

We love Top Gear on Facebook!

[HippehMac]

Good ol' Top Gear FaceBook...

[wikiwama]

Thumbs if TG bought you here!

[TheGTRacer97]

@wikiwama Well they didn't buy us here...

[bebometal]

THIS IS THE WORST THAT COULD HAPPEND !!!

LOOOOOOOOL...NO OFF.

[ps13215033]

Top Gear brought me here

[hogwash2nd]

@ps13215033 me too

[mustafazorlu]

lol didn't even pass the first coner 

[CarbonLUVsPS3]

too much torque for the wet road, the tires just slipped

[dahorn100011]

mmmmmm snicker bar on the dash board, u can see it at the beginning

[mi777ke777]

lol..cool story...

[explorerofrock78]

should have eaten the snickers bar on the dash before they started ;)

[stangace20]

slick tires on a slick road

[btypirate]

Too much power, too small brain...

[evofreak1304]

didn't sound like he hit anything

[zamzungas]

this is so epic fail ;)) but anyway i totaly agree with flyvid :)))

[zamzungas]

this is so epic fail ;)))))

[sundogthe2nd]

You guys have summed up the reason to own a car. You took it out there, had what looks like a f**king really cool road trip and enjoyed yourselves. So what if you spun it so soon, with the mixture of the excitement of being at the ring, the weather and a little bad luck I bet a lot of us would have done the same so a big F**K YOU to all the people who have slagged this video off!!

Cool post, cool site you guys linked to, and hey, it could happen to anyone.

(except me ;-))

[TinnInches]

Epic!

[ianlow78]

Ha ha, classic

[zebhsan]

daaam

[TimothySideburns]

Hilarious! Well, that's the ring. Not everyone is made for it. :D

[flaperke]

That circuit keeps it's reputation high ;)

[mikerotethis]

its that rear wheel drive in the rain..

[kisetsushin]

@mikerotethis

It's more like that driver in the rain. You could hear the tire go over that rumble strip just before he spun, you wouldn't want to go over that in the dry, let alone in the wet.

[hamish41]

ouch, what car was that?

[MVdesign]

@hamish41 It says BMW 325 in the description.

Can't you read?

[psw1994]

I wanna go SO badly

[0RICKT0]

Great link guys of your trip report, and the 7 second ring time was a shame.....

[grumpyrozzer]

FAIL!!

[edtchjn]

snickers @ 0:15

[lazypuddycat]

I will be doing tha later, but I hope to last a bit longer :P

[jacktueur4556]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA

[mladenilic]

hahahhahahahahahahahhahahahhah­ahahaha

[nulfeses]

Hehehe

[arospeed169]

7second ASSHOLE

[eklypss19]

Shit...

[powertour]

Snickers! Get some Nuts!

[BMWACP]

ehehe, Even Top Gear shared this in their wensite! Trying out a what sounds like a 325i E30 on a wet track is dumb.

[woaksa]

nice1 xD

[powerje75]

full throttle round a bend in the rain!? Losers

[flyvid]

You've got balls the size of Jupiter for posting this and sense of humor for naming this video "seven second ring king". Respect to you guys and "danke".

[staz1000]

@flyvid They didn't post it, they Bluetoothed the video to us in the bar later ;-D

[A2ONVXR]

E30 ?

[Noginbog]

This is by far the best video of the Nurburgring. Never get bored of watching it. Thanks for having the balls to post it. F###king funny. Cheers !

[bembaraM3]

nice driving

[v6cabby]

thats 0-losser in 7 sec lol

[poniello]

ahhahahahahahahaahhaha

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[poniello]

ahahahhaahahahaha

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[manusman9999]

taking a spin....

[dan75dy]

To be there's plenty of "15 minute ring kings" who make just as big a fool of themselves.... Top marks for effort.

[pikkon38]

owned haha

[MrCalCapone]

Thank you....errr danke! haha

[DiscoReaper]

lol ..... this made my day ... hahahahah

[charlieorrin]

how funny, and pathetic!!

[WORMGERM]

after being on the top gear site I bet the views for this vid will go up

[BooBooshi]

lmao

[AcidGuardianPT]

lol. nice pants.

[shajou]

lol, unlucky hey lol

[Softrockman]

Typical BMW driver .....

[aznboi892]

hahaha that was amusing

[silvertoast]

yeah, the ring's surprisingly slippery in the wet, a lot more than other racetracks!!

[njitram00000]

nice pants

[nemhiszedel]

are you ready?! :D

[NewMexicoSunset]

Man, I feel bad for the guy.

[rockker5]

hahahaha

[keifla]

erm...HAHA

[wadah1111]

omg, they couldn't get the feel and they went off, however, no one would have such courage to post such shame ;)

[RedSlug360]

Gutted! Sorry to see that but it could have been much worse.

[winkingchef]

Well failed, sir!

[VituMV]

hahahaha "Shit" just fabulous

[Evolancer13]

FAIL!

[pulsarphil]

haahhahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaa­aaaa!!!!!!!!! wot a loser!

[feverpitch82]

ahahahahahah

[lambofiorano5]

We can laugh but you gotta give some sense of pity for these chaps eh?