Parody Translation on REAL Ukraine Army Comercial

[ilovedogs4780]

What the hell is this promoting? go pickup hot chicks in your tank?

[Neverhooder]

Oh my God.

This is terrible....Terribly funny!

But mostly just terrible.

[natUkrainaPolonia]

@belarusthebest yu are a dickhead!! Belarus sucks balls of Ukrayina u stoopid shit!!!

[GeneralThornton]

The Kazakhstani military seems to be recruiting women now. What is the world coming to?

[CommanderC00L558]

Jacedown... I am absolutely mezmorized by your intro. Could you please tell me the name of the song in the beginning?

[skeeyouchoochoo]

TO PEOPLE SAYING HE TRANSLATED IT INCORRECTLY- NO FUCKING DUH ITS A "PARODY"

[RaizenToguro]

hahahahahaha

[belarusthebest]

GAY FUCKING UKRAINIANS

[MegaVeronica9]

SEDUZINDO OS MENINOS A SE ALISDTAR!

[petquack]

I guess people keep saying that the translation is wrong but just can't translate in English what a "Parody "means.

[rocaho001]

LMFAO!! Good job!!

[AlexPotichnyj]

it isnt the correct translation. Ukrainian living in Canada saying that right now. i learned both languages as a kid.

[fcbcdl]

@AlexPotichnyj learnt*

[mochiKozlov]

hahaahahaaha

[sarsfieldusmc]

ahhh the 80's.....

[aldrickbarber35]

I like the ending!

[raeischill]

super cool guy army.

i love this

[Spanky00Cheeks]

I has a hat

lol

[personnumber45]

influence from democratic countries' culture into the former eastern bloc ftw

[Usboy267]

your english is bad dude

[signorpippistrello]

This week the Austrian Army had to take a video from the web, the reason was "sexism". Surprisingly, because it was an exact copy of this Ucranian Video........ pretty embarrassing.

[schusterlehrling]

@signorpippistrello

Not quite.

The acting was poor and the soldiers looked like mules.

Also the text was not that humorous.

They should hire Arnold Schwarzenegger as tank driver.

[EntrE01]

i would imidiately join any military if it was arnold :D

[bw01a]

Hahaha nice translation!

[95predator]

haha geil.

this offended me, german cars rock^^

haha the soldiers perfect

[RK831]

What do these military contract men get paid, $200/month? It would be easier and far more lucrative for them to pimp off girls in Kiev.

[vorjay]

since you've been put on a corner I guess you would know.

[major9]

rather $ 100 ...

[todky002]

lol u dumbass thats the lamest shit ever. Fuck off from our commercials u fuckin racist pigs...it is a parody on us but the truth when it comes to u

[2soldiersoffortune]

Фу Фу Фу Фу

[mauysz665]

its not a parody, its real commercial

[GSMOUSA]

but seriously guys, can anybody really translate the ad for me? I can't understand Ukranian, please please can someone translate for me ??

[Ghekachan]

Nothing interesting... this is crap.

The guy asks for some water, then he says he's gonna party all the night after work... 'cause he has the contract and can get home every week... and so on... bla..bla..bla..

[JACEDOWN]

go to the more info page of this video for the correct translation...didn't you see it?

[HOTTSURFIN1]

@JACEDOWN you translated it wrong i speak and write in ukrainian this is the correct translation: girl 1: take me for a ride? BMW-driver: even to the end of the world! girl !: but will you have enough gas? BMW-driver: a full tank! soldier: I'm thirsty for some water.. girl 1: just a second! girl 2: where do you live? soldier: right here- daytime at work, and at night in the clubs!

[HOTTSURFIN1]

@JACEDOWN

(continued)

girl 1: which work???

soldier: contract of course!

blonde girl: contract?? marriage contract or what?

girl 3: an army contract...for now *wink*

BMW driver: girls! girls! girls! what about that ride?!

girls: forget it, take yourself for a ride!

narrator: it's about time for new heroes! Join the contract based service in ukrainian armed forces!

the way you translated is offensive and incorrect.

[klila16]

Translation:

girl 1: would u take us for a ride on your BMW?

BMW-driver: even to the end of the world!

soldier: hey, i'd like to drown some vodka, girls!

girl 1: just a second!

girl 2: where do you live?

soldier: right here- daytime at work, and at night in the clubs!

girl 1: which work???

soldier: contract of course!

[klila16]

blonde girl: contract?? marriage contract or what?

girl 3: army contract, stupid!

BMW driver: hey, don't you wanna ride on my car?

girls: forget it, take yourself for a ride!

narrator: it's about time for new heroes! with contract based service in ukrainian armed fores!

[LateNightCable]

@GSMOUSA

It's pretty obvious from the commercial that the translation isn't far off from what they're really saying, lol. And just so everyone knows, I'm sure the English is supposed to be broken for comic effect.

" CAN YOU USE CONDOM? "

" NO WAY, I AM BAREBACK AVENGER. " ;)

[igordimid]

@GSMOUSA lol im ukrainian. tha army comes and tha guy asks for some water so all tha girls bring him some and then i dont really understand tha rest hahaha shit.

[JACEDOWN]

@GSMOUSA Really? (holds GSMOUSA and walks over to more info area of the video) Here is the correct translation...and FYI...."A FRIGGIN' POP-UP AT THE START OF THE VIDEO SHOWS YOU THAT THE GET INFO PAGE HAS THE PROPER TRANSLATION"

[GSMOUSA]

@JACEDOWN and why are you so upset? did I offend you anyhow? so I didn't pay attention to the translation, big deal??

[ruudjuh16]

ukraine army is the small version of the russian army

[JesseusM]

lol bad ass

[dardull]

I think it would be really funny when the tank the rolls up got hit by a landmine

[Traktorist1991]

hernja. A reklama horosha.

[alHalwima]

Whenever I think of the commander of the Ukrainian army, I think of a 56-year old man with short white hair, a black mustache, and holding a bottle of vodka in one hand. Would "Mikhail Gandamov, Geshpenovitch" pass off as a Ukrainian name?

[Solechnaya]

Oh, wait, you're Russian. I'm not suprised.

But guess what? Russians are descended from people that came from Ukraine.

[DaveTE15]

Hah! And you're telling ME I've no understanding of cultures? :)

[Solechnaya]

Whoever said I didn't?

I overreacted, sorry. What I meant to say is that many Russians, not all, hate Ukrainians.

Let's end this.

[Kiewskaja]

why do you think that?

[Solechnaya]

Why do I think what?

[bfwangs457]

bi zhaete whto cyka smiebiew

[Switcher1972]

Bad translation - full of typos... The ad deserves a good laugh anyway.

[Worker927]

nice movie, i liked it :) regards from the neighbourhood!

[olegaolega]

second largest in europe by the way

[bfwangs457]

shut the f**** up where u from freken germany!

[wilkins6029]

If Ukrainian girls are all that hot, can I enlist? :)

[com4vlad]

:))) the translation is makeing it even better :))

[midasmith]

Ya Ukrainezc - Gandon i oborvish , sin prostitutki i p'yanchugi ! Ya vor i eto gordo zvuchit ! A salo mi zhrem ot russkogo stola , svoih svinok prodali za gorilku v Germaniyu , dlya eksperimentov :))))) Mlya , kak stidno bit' ukrainzcem ! Vot ya Eban'ko a zhena moya Pizdyushko , sinka nazvali Gavno :))))

[midasmith]

Vori, p'yan' i prostitutki ....vseh svezli na Okrainu ( 108 kilometr ) :))))

32 milliona zhivet v strane velichinoiy s polovinu Evropi , a prokormit' sebya ne mogut , tol'ko i znayut kak u Zapada pobirat'sya ...Urodi :))) Nikogda ne stat'sya vam ni chem i ne kem ! Turki za vimya shvatyat , togda opyat' k Rossii ovzcami bleyat' stremglav pomchites' i russkiy yazik vspomnite :))))))

[Azimalex007]

Здохни!

[MagMushLSD]

SUka, zaszani. Pidar ty katsapski nedodelani, ty skazhi kak zovut tebya gandon, ya tya sam suka po stenam razmazhu i suka yatsya otarvu. Pidor suka... Pizdi by valil suka tvar moskalsaya.... Katsap tuporili, sin shluhi, pizdabol dibilni... Blya by ubil!!!!

[yaskulka]

translation is completely incorrect

[luizfalves]

That's the reason the video title says "parody".

[dontgiveafucker]

Yeah "I has" is really authentic grammar combination... Translation is not original text, but better.

[mitsotribal]

Hahahaha....Looks like Ukrainian army is looking for soldiers!!!

[sotemot]

Funny!

[Moldovanca]

hahhaha my pants are like fire ahahha

oh funny thing is...the translation is just as cheesy as what the commercial is really about

[0429882]

is great this parody ,jajajaja

[AzeriSoldierX7]

fuck russia, fuck ukraine!

glory to AZERBAIJAN!

[kalashnikov4747]

fuck azergaycan peice of shit . russia and ukraine will burn down your shithole

[boracanasli2]

i hate gaykraine

[someone36914]

fucking loser

[InsaneNuYawka]

What's your problem?

[uriykir]

azerbaijan hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahah­ahahahah!

[boracanasli2]

proud to be azerbaijani!

[gonzo83a]

SGT Cockblocker is the man.....I'm joining the Ukraine army...............

[TheMurderKing]

i has the herpes?!?!?!?!? lmmfao!

[Vertig0HTM]

Lol this translation is totally incorrect! lol not even close to what they say! no pimps here and super cool soldiers as well.... lol but funny

[JACEDOWN]

its a joke

[JACEDOWN]

when the hell did my video hit more than 12k? THAT IS AWESOME..THANK YOU EVERYONE.

[0ut0fn0thingdrumer]

lol i got a mate from ukrain have to show him this rofl!

[JACEDOWN]

Spread the love

[Dudtz]

LMAO

[CurlyandSmile]

It's true, I've seen on TV (3 or 4 months ago) Ukrainian minister of Defence saying that there're not enough money for army's foodstuff.

I've heard that now this problem is solved.

P.S. I love Ukraine

[sergeontheloose]

Cheap stupid commercial.

No one in his right mind will join ukrainian army where soldiers have nothing to eat.

[drskullsmash]

lol wtf they bring him this random vase and he drinks out of it

[leipzger]

whats the tune at the beginning?

[DemonLordChaos]

right idea, wrong translation.

[dobriyyozhik]

Эй Саурон, а если украинская армия такаю х..вая, то скажи на милость почему Казахстан посылает своих курсантов - ну не всех, а лучших вундеркиндов типо как учиться на связистов в военных институтах Украины???)))

[sauron7222]

Ukrainian Army sucks they all fags!

[2yoda2]

TRANSLATION IS JUST STUUUUUPID. Worst parody i've ever seen. No fucking sense and really not funny.

[boordlord666]

sgt cockblocker is fucking great

[ZonaRus7]

Очень дешооовая реклама!!!

[Sovi3tskiy]

yep its shit im sorry i wouldnt joing ukranian army for all, bunch of dicks, shit stuff, dumbass president, im from kiev and i would fight for russia any day befor ukraine this add is just pathetic....

[SashikG]

wow! words of the real patriot. seems that with you where Ukraine ends. why dont you move to your daddy- Putin, patriot.

[Sovi3tskiy]

hey im a huge patriot, but not for ukraine, or russia but for our slavic blood, "kiev mat garadov ruskih", remember that, we are all the same blood, and atleast im not a Western butt kisser like the people who follow Ushenko/harecters as such...

[Solechnaya]

Russia has a tendency to steal from other cultures.

[Sovi3tskiy]

really? And America doesnt?! (they do most of it, anyway Ukraine/Russia/Belarus is like a big family same blood, we do everything a like)

[Solechnaya]

Oh, America does, just a big country full of immigrants.

Haha! We drink, dance, fight, eat, etc, all alike.

[DaveTE15]

Hohols have a tendency to be total fucking dumb assholes.

[Solechnaya]

Define "Hohols".

[DaveTE15]

Ukrainian scum.

[Solechnaya]

Are you saying that to get a rise out of me?

Or are you just another person who has no understanding of other cultures?

[aktovegin]

ооооой бляяяя. Хохлы вы йопнулись.. Музычку спизднули у Сереги из Черного бумера.

[Rpwuk]

Very amusing.

[ThisIsGonnaBeCool]

lmfao. they were talking about gasoline at the beggining.

[anandrejs]

Katsaby vse debily ukonchennije, i vse.

[myster1234]

lol

[e320e98u]

yeah right "translated" i bet you dont know Ukrainian or Russian

though i admit its kinda funny

[whirlespiralcandy]

what are they saying ??

[BerkutWP]

Автор дебил, The author the moron.

[dreams2reality25]

pretty good haha:D

whats the tune at the very start?? i know this questions asked on so many damn youtube vids but i really need to know lol:P

[russkigrisha1]

WOW gays trans evernot even close to waht his saying still funny though

[JACEDOWN]

ladies and gentleman, the inspiration.

[Nuckolls39]

this is hiliarious

[FriedNugget]

still a reason to join the army guys!

[crysisbestgame]

not real translation but more accurate than some other translations

[zikten]

lol SGT. Cockblock. I love it

[JACEDOWN]

two things that tell any smart viewer of this video that it is a parody..

1. the Ukraine soldier is called SGT. Cockblocker.

2. He says he has the herpes and want to reschedule taking advantage of villagers.

If anoybody takes this "snafu" seriously should become an hero

[Solechnaya]

чорт забира́й! гагага. Thank you for posting. I have my background in Ukraine.

[JACEDOWN]

I only read 1/2 of this, thank you very much for your comment! you are awesome.

[Solechnaya]

Thank you. You are awesome as well.

[METALwhore696969]

lmao im Ukrainian and this is one of the funniest vids on youtube

[JACEDOWN]

thanks man!

[Gh0stthatwalks]

Sergeant Cockblock is the man.

[JACEDOWN]

he is and if anyboy takes this seriously than they should consider being an-hero

[filippioss]

XAXOL!!!!!!!!!!!

[125RAMBO]

fuck you moskal...

[silentao]

ROFL sgt Cockblocker

nice 'translation' dude, made me laugh.

[Bluehawk2008]

Do all young Ukrainian women dress like skanks from the 60's?

I jest, I jest.

[LaraCgurl]

LOL the orginal was retarded this one seems to fit...

[brittaholicks]

haha i loved this commercial before the "translation"

...'i has a hat"

Props on the whole thing being done in broken english haha

[cokie58]

Those babes were smoking hot!!! They grow them good in the Ukraine.

But that blue beret was kinda gay.

[OpelGTC]

Pathetic translation...

[JACEDOWN]

The game...

[Bismarck11139]

Key word: parody

[OpelGTC]

I know that,but some people,really believe what they see here,and it's not funny then

[Bismarck11139]

True; hopefully nobody will base their opinions on the Ukraine on this, lol.

[JACEDOWN]

scroll down and see the people who were the reason I had to reiterate that this IS A PARODY!

[Bismarck11139]

lol, I'll take your word for it.

[JACEDOWN]

Kick a goal man! your awesome

[ross1323]

Dirty raging herpes douche bag!

[JACEDOWN]

apparently you were born without a sense of humor,good thing you have your Vespa.

[ross1323]

Learn to get herpes at home in your spare time. It's easy and fun! Try it today absolutely free.

[JACEDOWN]

haha, did you crash your Vespa? you sound like Gary Busey.

[Northgrant]

Well, I see the Ukraine is in good hands against the idiot Russians... LOL

[KI2459]

LOL funny video but i know the translation is bullshit

[svyatoslav93]

"i is a total pimp", look at this, stupid american can't even spell in his own language.

[JACEDOWN]

LOL

[fabiandevries]

Just like 'lol' and 'lmao'?... those aren't correct grammar either :O. But it's used =P!

[LaraCgurl]

it was just a joke jeez.

[logwind]

lmao

[americabestever]

SUPER VIDEO

[125RAMBO]

this translate is not tru...

[xalazarx]

idiot, it's a joke.

[MagMushLSD]

FUCK you! Don't insult our army you yankee oiece of shit motherfucker!

[yuanobmo]

ukranian women look better than american women THAT IS FOR SURE

AMERICAN WOMEN ARE FAT UGLY MANLY SHIT

[Gh0stthatwalks]

Are you basing this off the internet? I bet you live overseas.

[JACEDOWN]

I am the US, we is number one..LOL

[assopopalis]

WOW im so going to join the glorious ukranian ramy!!!

[fabulousanouska]

Okay, let's start with how the chicks are dressed, and work our way down from there. Like how babes inevitably go for guys who drive military transports! Ahhhahahahahaha!

[vada06]

Fucking e'!!!! This shit is sad, ahahahahahha.

They need to come down to LA, and maybe learn something about film ming and tv commercials.

[KatyushaRockets]

I HAS COOL CAR!

[hartz44328]

uhm ... wtf !? i has hut

[ukrainianpower]

lol thats funny but the furthiest from the real translation.

[Rosiercentral]

wth was that?

i'm laughing so hard.