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  • Id like to know what makes her such an expert on all this stuff.

  • @otispowell2 And I suppose STD's and unwanted pregnancies are for bad asses?

  • Booooooobs

  • what are the lyrics to the song at the end i hear "please be with everyone...except your mom eww"

  • It does matter just not in the way people think. Not all men like big boobs and not all women like big penis'. 6 inches is really all you need if you know how to use it.

  • according to penisextendersreview(.)com average penis size in erect state is between 5.8 - 6.2 inches. do not buy any penis enlargement method, there is a trick on penisextendersreview(.)com about how to get a penis extender for free

  • condoms are for pussies :p

  • @otispowell2 condoms are for cocks

  • @Reublol How do you recycle a condom?

    Turn it inside out and shake the fuck out of it

  • LIES she is sparing your feelings

  • Companionship is for the weak, being a loner is the way.

  • @SuperboyXX0018 Leaning a boner is the way*

  • I've always been more impressed by tongue size than dick size. Even still, it's what you can do with them.

  • @thepotatovagina you silly youtuber.

    you are a potato.

    You cannot rape people. Silly potato. 

  • no point in having a 12 inch dick if u cant get it all in

  • Note every guy commenting has an 8+ inch dick

    ROTFLMAO!

  • Well if 5 and a half inches is average..... Guess who is a half inch above aveage! AWWWW YEAAAH

  • you have to get your right size...

  • @guitarttiman hahaha, that was very funny :')

  • if size matters, then I got it made. one time, i shit you not, one time, I went to Mount Everest on a mountain climb and almost fell. The ONLY think that saved me is I whipped out my big ole willy, formed a lasso, and throw it about 20 feet up to the nearest rock! wow! It's just so amazing at how handy it can be if you've got a big willy. Not only can you satisfy ANY female, you can use it for mountain climbing too! :-)

  • @guitarttimman I want whatever drugs you are on!

  • Not the size, it's what you do with it, although I'm 6 3/4. Boners in public=FUCK MY LIFE.

  • my dick is 5 inches hard and every girl ive been with loves it

  • We came for tits!

  • Five and a half penis = instant lol

  • I hate my half inch

  • I think it's sad that guys measure themselves.  Just be happy you have a penis. Imagine if you never had one! O.o

  • @CrazyBaconLover If I didn't have one and was a decent (not even amazing looking) girl i could make bank off youtube and other things where horney guys go to look at girls. Hell, look at trade chat, two years in a row she's suckered her male subscribers into paying for her trips to blizzcon in exchange for youtube videos.

  • @CrazyBaconLover sorry we can't help it. one BIG factor as to why we measure is to see if we got the whoo hoo to satisfy women. after all,getting our jollies of is a given. now if we get our partner to be satisfied, man oh man are we happy. to me about 80 to 100 percent is women getting off on me and not me getting off on her.

  • here's a pic of my in my 30's. that's 3 kids of mine by 3 different women.

    I've 2 from a marriage. 1 half puertorican daughter who has 8 of my grandchildren and I was with COUNTLESS numbers of women in the 70's-80's-90's and a few now. but EVERY TIME I get in a deep relationship with a woman, SHE WANTS A BABY! damn it! I'm not rich! LOL I'd do it for a rich chic though if she'd take care of it. And, now, my sex drive is even stronger and I got larger! wtf? women think I'm candy! It's a fact! LOL

  • Note every guy commenting has a 8+inch dick LOL!

  • @TheMrgoku1985

    i'd have to chop mine down a little to make it that small! ROFLMAO

  • Size only matters if YOU HAVE NEVER GOTTEN LAID! LOL

    uh by the way, i got a large penis!

  • The only time the size of a penis wold matter if you had a penis under 2.5 inch or over 9 inch. Anything between there is USUALLY fine. Not saying if you go outside that range it's bad, it just lessens the scope of females to impress. And plus, the girls that want a big dick are the ones with a loose vagina. Why would you want a hoe with a mutilated vagina? That's why small and medium dick guys get the smarter girls ;) And plus, it's all about the relationship - love. Not sex. Sex is just bonus.

  • Sorry but it does matter, not too big, just right is awesome.

  • no offense. but you look a little chubby in this vid..

  • @luishomeroremohsiul I was just about to comment on how beautiful she looks in this video...

  • I would DESTROY this girl with my standard issue.

  • I'm 13 and I'm 7 inches.

    Is that good?

  • OBEY ME YOU HEATER!~~~~~-

  • I'm not most women, that's for sure lol

  • This may sound weird but I'm 13 and mines 6.4 inches is that good or bad

  • @kelby1044355 -.- Too young to be here..gtfo

  • "...5 1/2 penises..."

    There's a weird mental image.

  • honestly the best sex i ever had was with the smallest penis i ever had - he was also the first uncut penis i had had - but it was great. You just have to know how to work it. :)

  • I'm 5 1/2 penises long.

  • Did the heater obey you? haha

    So the average male size is 5 1/2 penis huh?? mmm interesting is that a new British measurement? XD

  • Lol @ 5 1/2 penis's

  • Fck it doesnt matter? shit... and i was so proud

  • Its not the size of the tool, it's how well it gets the job done;)

  • lol... :)

  • 5 and 1/2 inches um... is that erect or flacid? Cuz if that's AVERAGE for flacid, then I got a real problem.

  • @Clifton100 erect

  • @Clifton100 lmao omg im dying laughin over here, 4 real

  • @Clifton100 erect. penis mesurements are 99% erect numbers, cuz what you gonna do with it other then pee when he´s flacid?

  • jeez, good news for people with small penises... but anyone with a large penis wants to go kill themselves now. thanks alot bitch.

  • Can i test this theory on u?

  • @The2rsbrothers no one cares dude. Tmi. I can't believe u would actually say that to a bunch of strangers kid. I'm a 13 year old girl and I have way more values than that!

  • locker room etiquette 101. Eyes up always and 2 minute maximum under the shower. Fail to obey these simple rules and face ridicule for years.

  • So much of sex is mental, for instance a woman can climax with the tip of her finger but the biggest cock there is wont get her off if she's being taken against her will. Truth is foreplay is a big factor and for some the best part, and a kiss or two during will go a long way as can getting your hands, tongue, ect... into the action but pay attention too see what she likes and what not too try again. If you focus on making it fun for her she should return the favor and you both win.

  • im 13 and im 6.7 inches

  • @the2rsbrothers congrats

  • so whats the difference between a girl handling up to a 9 inch dick. when its 4 inch erect as she says

  • Very informational..

  • I'm embarrassed to say that in the past, I've expressed disappointment about a guy's size, but honestly, the best sex I've ever had was with a guy who was MAYBE five inches, and the worst was with a guy who was 8.5 inches. The funny thing is, the bigger guy was way more experienced, but he still didn't know how to handle his package.

    And I honestly don't think it's only about compensation - when the guy's too big, you're sore for days, and sometimes it's too painful to even finish.

  • It can make a difference. It wont make me dump a guy. But it will effect how much pleasure I get from sex. It depends HOW small though, circumfrence wise especially. I'd say if girls say size doesn't matter, they haven't been with a guy who has a really small penis.

  • @fairyspectre Conversely, a woman's vaginal size and muscle tone will affect how much pleasure her male partner gets from sex. The point is that any time there is a sexual incompatiblity issue due to size, there is a 50% that it is due to the woman's vagina size and performance being outside of the average range. Women do not want to admit this, but it is none the less true.

  • @neechee5150 whoa really? I asked my last partner to do a kegel squeeze but it didn't do anything too drastic, while my first partner was trained very well in kegels. Both were overweight, so I would not have drawn the conclusion that it was due to one being leaner than the other.

    Q: instead of being lean, couldn't it be more likely one had a smaller organ than the other? The height difference was....7 inches.

  • @piecharthosen Of course women vary in vaginal size specifically lenght/depth and inside circumference. Like most other attributes in nature, the bell curve model fits well for both penis size and vagina size.

  • @neechee5150 What? A female can relax or constrict her vaginal muscles. If the male partner isn't feeling much pleasure my bet is that it's him who isn't guiding her.

    Besides where did you get that 50% from? Made it up didn't you?

  • @toolazytomakeoneup Look up the milking techinque that is popular among Asian women in various countries, if you want to learn more about what women can do if they want to learn PC muscle control. As friction is the real key to a males pleasure, if his woman has a large and loose in the vagina, he is not going to get much friction unless she has some real good PC muscle control and strength.

    As for the 50%, make your case that this is not true.

  • My name is Caleb o_0

  • Actually penile extenders have been proven to work

  • @noodleboy12369 how?

  • Slizzz

  • u seem retarded

  • jelqing works rlly well gained 4 inches in girth and length combined

  • Size does not matter, as long as it can do the job. Thou the guys who are so damn proud about their superduper long dicks should be less proud than those guys with a bigger circumference, because that is just logical.

    Just a thought, but in the end it does not matter.

  • @Emellium So true! Plus, guys who are really long think that they don't even have to try in bed to be good. If a big dick comes with a big ego, it's a big turn off! =)

  • go have sex with the football team and shut up

  • Should've said

    Sluts = Size does matter

    Serious relationship = Doesn't matter

  • first off al why am i watching this... second...WRONG not true!...size DOES matter... trust me...Alot of the time people mix up the 2 questions.. is BIGGER better??...and does SIZE matter?..... it all depends on the girl..some like small.. some normal some big...so i really does matter...just dont get it confused with BIGGER is better

  • yay this was ALMOST correct!!!! average size is 4 1/.2 to 5 for guys

  • It depends on the woman. MOST women won't care about your penis size if they're in a serious relationship with you. That's because MOST women aren't as hung up on your appearance as men are with women. But to say that there are no women who care about penis size, would be very ignorant. It does have some fantasy fetish appeal, but like Laci said, too big is too big and vaginas can tear...

  • i think she included asians, which really hurts the global average for us here in America where we all have giant schlongs

  • @amibrainwashed calmdown

  • This is bullshit. Average length is 6 inches. Average girth is 4.9 - 5 inches. Length doesn't usually matter because as the lady sez a vag is only 4 inches. But girth can matter depending on compatibility between partners.

  • LOL normal size is 5"? hahahaha then i'm a horse in the human world!!

  • i guess she found out that she wasnt so smart. no she doesnt talk politics anymore or social "problems" she has finally become what the womens rights movement is. for women to be sex objects. yes they use to be mothers care givers and defenders but now they(she) since rebelling against their role have become childless fornicaters. insignificant in their lives and the lives of others. just a number to our new breed of manboys who play with phones, with no concept of masculinity.

  • @aqueenowlbee I agree with ya there, well said.

  • @drsta84 im sure you and i have a lot in common. go ron paul...or herman cain. our only hopes. if it aint rigged all ready.

  • No, size doesn't matter. All that matters is how the guy uses it, and he better use it well at that. Just as long at it's able to go in my vagina, I'm all good.

  • Find a girl with a tiny snatch haha guys are all worked up about their shit down there but im more concerned with the lady lol Dick size is half the battle. If her vag can hold 19 gallons of water with no spillage, then it dont matter if a donkey fucks her, that shit aint going to work lol

  • @TriviumCrusader17 Awesome Username

  • this chicks like 12 what does she know? lol

  • @Anonymoustube1 Shes 24, maybe older.

  • "even a small dagger can be deadly in the hands of a skilled ninja" -psycho mike

    btw i think you would be a great guest on KROQ's Love Line, just sayin

  • im a girl and i like average. its better than large, because it doesnt hurt and better than small, because its still really nice to look at. :) 

  • artistic painters...who is your favorite of all time? lets say Dali...now how big were his hands? does it matter? or is it how he used them? if a 1-2" toungue can cause orgasum in a woman...the g-spot tends to be in about, what, three or so inches...ok lets think logically. seems big is preference, too big and a gal can get hurt. a guy's prostate is further up than the g-spot; gay men may need a bigger penis more...there are many ways to make love....be artists!

  • @gerbilsmith As I often say, any idiot can crack a road with a jack hammer. But it takes an expert to sculpt a Pietta with a chisel :)

  • the majority of my sexual partners (which admitedly is a small sample size) have made comments like that's huge. I don't know what the right thing to say would be. but i always feel a flash of irritation when they say this. I am not claiming any rationality or relevance on my part just sharing.

  • ....society feels your head with such fucking poison, how were we ever meant to be happy when we have been sabotaged from the start.

  • Question to the women out there, is 9 in to big?

  • @TheMrSpartanking It depends on the woman you're dating. I, personally, prefer a cock about 5-7 inches. But i don't care a whole lot about size. I say that, as a very sexual person, but id never have sex unless i love the person. So in that sense, if i love the person, if they have a 3 inch cock, then, it's not ideal, but it's acceptable. 9 is pretty big, but just as i wouldn't shoo away a small one, i wouldn't shoo away a large one. But for a lot of woman, "The bigger, the better!"

  • @justchickin Thanks for the advice :) gosh women are always so smart, (not being sarcastic)

  • You've clearly only been with white boys.

  • @apocalypse1280 clearly!

  • Nasty bitch

  • LOL BABYDICK! BABYDICK!

  • size doesnt matter baby penis!

  • Damn your size matters.

  • @jdfox1 whore

  • "An important part of the relationship is having parts that fit together." Beautiful.

  • Does she remind anyone else of characters from Wallace and Grommit?

  • @Ant1Live Hahahaha. Perfect.

  • Note the bulk of the commenter's have a "big" penis. LMAO!

  • its not the length of the rod its how you wriggle the worm. ps. some women have large or small vaginas. is body height an accurate way to judge?

  • I'm hung like a wet gerbil in a snow storm, and still fuck like a rabbit so I guess size doesnt matter........ to the rabbits

  • okay im a girl and i can honestly say size doesn't matter. guys worry about it too much. if you know what ur doing, then how big it is shouldn't be an issue at all

  • @makeupbyhannah100 i agree with u 2 certain point but there are deep nerves in the vagina that small penis will not reach,i am 10 inch but i only use 7 inch 2 satisfy my girl!

  • @solomonpilot767

    You are retarded

  • @TheMrgoku1985 well it looks like  u got 3 inch pp

  • @solomonpilot767

    Thats cold man.

    Mad becouse you are a dumb ass.

  • @solomonpilot767

    Nice comeback retard.

    Mad becouse you are a dumb ass?

  • @TheMrgoku1985 ha ha probably u have small pp!

  • Big? Nah! What for, it's beign RIGID and UNSENSITIVE enough to make your female partner enjoy about a multi part orgasm long and intense enought!

    Fellow male guys, concern about how hard is the music, not the length of the song!

  • If a woman can't make herself cum chances are no matter how big your penis is you won't make her cum.

    However if you really do want a bigger penis here are two tips:

    1. Using your penis often enhances its size. Masturbate or have sex daily.

    2. At the base of the penis there is a layer of fat. If you are over weight losing a couple pounds may diminish this layer of fat and reveal more of your penis. I've heard that for ever 10 pounds of fat you lose you gain an inch.

  • @zippythewildone sorry u r wrong,size matters from my experience most women i been with were white i have 11 inch thick and,i am not bragn,most of them said just 2 view a large penis knowing i will be in side her makes them extra wet and,it will reach so deep it will stimulate the nerves that small penis won't reach!

  • @solomonpilot767 Ever think that maybe they are just saying that to make you feel good? Size can be exciting but its not what matters.

  • I got 8 underneath but that doesn't count. From under you can just measure as far back as you feel. It's funny. I know how all these bragging guys are coming up with these numbers. They're like, "I'm 9 inches. I'm more of a man than you, der hur hur." Who cares?

    And what are you guys wanting size for anyway? I know the legitimate 9 inchers have problems with being too big for most women. Meanwhile, we are just right.

    I got a legitimate 6.75, woo hoo.

  • I have a serious hunch that you turds don't know how to measure your dick. You want it to measure 500 miles long so you go from the top, aren't satified with that, so measure from the side, not satisfied with that so you put a ruler on the bottom where it is never ending. You must be measuring your taint along with the actual penis.

    The only official measurement is on the very center top, morons. Otherwise you will measure the side of your leg or something.

  • I love how you said 'real world' as if all ur loving subscribers aren't REAL enough for u. Jk! Nice vid.

  • im 0.5 inches!!!

  • @gillyswagclan damn you're short.

  • People using this as an opportunity to plaster their dick size on youtube. How suprising lol.

  • i 5 an a half but im 14 years of age ha suckers

  • 3.5 inches by 2.0 inches is good so long as it has a very high credit limit.

  • im 3" :/ any tips?

  • @Ulove2Masterbate you're nothing but tip

  • All about the motion in the ocean •__• ~~~~~

  • mine is 5"

  • Nice video, But I've heard girls say they like it SO big that it hurts.=/ It basically boils down to preference, and if you can deal with the pain for the sake of esthetics.

  • great, now im nervous that im hurting girls with my XXL cock! :(

    being a guy sucks!

  • @NiggaWiddaAttitude better then being a girl

  • @downwiththemaster oh hell yeah lol, idn how they get by!

  • Size does matter. End.

  • Ahahahahaaa u said condom!!! xD

  • it's not about the size.. it's about what is happening XD and that you are doing it(making love) with eachother.

  • does her opinion matter?not really...

  • im a guy, it does matter! if i had a normal one id kill myself. im 8 1/2 inch 9 sometimes but rare and above average in thickness and i want it bigger like 10-11 inch, am i sick? :(

  • @i3like3punane no just self deluded or incredibly vein.

  • @i3like3punane 10-11 inches is definitely too big for comfortable sex.

  • Interesting..

  • It's pretty cool that there's at least someone who'll talk about the kind of things most people are afraid to even think about THAT'S why I like Laci, not just because she's hot... but she's that too

  • tits or gtfo

  • HAHAHA. "the average male size is 5 and a half penis" That cracked me up at the end :P

  • if your over weight and you penis looks small its it because there a fat down there hiding it so relax and life a healthier life

  • piiiru e gostozooo em huma DLÇ

  • Its personal preference. Size might matter to a woman in some cases if your goal is max pleasure. The same is true about men...ie they like breast size, butt size, etc etc. Some men treat women as objects and vice versa, so therefore size does matter to them. If you can get past it, then youll live with it. The size may still matter, but only in the matter of pleasure in bed. Theres much more to life than that.

  • @vidfreak56 Pleasure comes from more than just size. A man good with his hands will pleasure more females hands down compared to a well hung guy.

  • Lieing whore!

  • PS: Men that have big size in the locker-room are kind'a gay. - (Nothing against but that's just indicator...)

  • Penis size doesn't matter because the clitoris is on the outside. Penetration is only to make the clit more intense. If you have a small penis, you and your partner should try grinding!!

  • Actually, the average 5 inches is when the penis is flaccid. the average length in an erect penis is about 7 to 8 inches...

  • @DaniMannequin LOL you fail. Good luck with finding any study that says the average is 7-8 inches. again you fail.

  • @DaniMannequin Do you have a source to back you up? I have to be skeptical until one is provided.

  • @DaniMannequin Actually the average is a 16 inch dildo in the butthole of anyone who believes made up statistics about penis size. "No dogg, really I'm 9 inches flacid! Just measure it from underneath all the way up the vas deferens."

  • @hotpants69 Omg! thats the best reply ive ever gotten!! Oh, that was great. That made day....

  • @DaniMannequin Thanks. Yeah, I laughed at it too.

    Since you're anonymous, did you measure from the top, bottom, side... mention the from below the belly button where the penis meets the pubic bone and end measuring 90 degrees from where it ends, not curving off around the end trying to add what is not there.

    I wonder how everyone is fibbing these measurements. Only a VERY few are what they say they are.

    I wonder what my cheat measurement is.

  • Having a big dick is sometimes a plus but having a small or average one isn't a dealbreaker. Women will still date you and you'll still get laid.

  • but wear a condom lmfao XD