Jace Quoting Presidents

[Kellysinlove]

hes so adorable!! i love his george w bush laugh :P

[ILOVELA23]

NO WE CAN'T NO WE CAN'T NO WE CAN'T now let me eat my food 

[MoldyLunchBox79]

I did not have sexual relations with that women!

[JayJay88GA]

Awesome kid!

[orbitsky1]

This kid is cute and smart ... Keep up the hood work!

[Sillyofme718]

thats wayyy too cute

[enterthroughthedoor]

Also when someone asks what sound a cow makes I want him to be like, "what?" and say a quote instead.

[enterthroughthedoor]

Ummm. I want my kids to do something like this. Famous film quotes, president quotes, quotes in general. This is the cutest thing I think I've ever seen. This boy is a genius.

[MrGranados77]

jajajaj



[mengelsmusic]

this kid is going to be on letterman soon doing movie quotes!!

[abdielmi1]

"I DID NOT HAVE SEX WITH THAT WOMAN"

[mengelsmusic]

@abdielmi1 "relations"

[abdielmi1]

@mengelsmusic lol oops ur right.. thanks for that correction*

[ZanderTHV]

lol'd at "main man" part but kid is smart.

[magnaman797]

oh my goodness, your child is a genius!

[ToraYashaChan]

This kid is so ADORABLE. >w< And his impression of George W. Bush is hilarious xD

[realmadridroks27]

BIll CLinTOn I S the BEst ONe and i canat UNDerStAnd But i Know He KNows more thAn me

[kbarthle91]

this is awesome!



[sunny3d100]

this kid is sooo cute!!



[13altrockmusic]

at 0:46, he's like "No, I will get it. Wait, I'll get it, I'm that awesome. I will get it!" and then he got it. :) I'm so proud of this kid.

[sexyshelbyy527]

AWWW :) THAT IS SOO CUTE!

[RexPetrov]

now THIS kid knows what he is talking about.

[EmiMac20]

That kid WILL become president.

[Marxman3707]

No matter how much I support Obama, this video just further forces me to relate his whole damn campaign to Bob the Builder.

[Tpizz1e]

fuck obama

[catcronley]

@Tpizz1e I don't think you are his type.

[LordVurtax]

I did not have relations with that women.

God I love that mom for that

[stew6776]

NO WE CANT!

[TheBushi7]

Tobuscus Brought me here!

[pibom1]

so there you have it. pb and j make your kids smarter

[icandoanything120]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[TheJordanAntibellum]

I hope he gets into university of Georgia with that mind! Great job pal!

[rchiariello]

Let the kid eat already

[TheJordanAntibellum]

"im not a crook! lemme say it again....我不是骗子!!!"

[Tookuteoreo143]

i did not have sex with that women

[topbop88]

"im not a crook !" lolz xD

[burdababe]

this is awesome!!

[chaaart]

Amazing "mr Gorbachoff tear that wallll down"

[chaaart]

Amazing

[ealdas]

ronald reagan is the best part

[iceprincessfm]

Jace has the brightest future ahead of him!

[kywildcats4life]

awesome kid

[TheAppleMan100]

i love the George Bush Laugh. very funny and smart kid.

[hawaiianhunney]

OMG! Too funny!! i saw on AFV too and had to get it and share! He is sooooo adorable!

[smakystell]

what did he say for bill clinton i couldnt really understand??

[TheAppleMan100]

@smakystell I did not have sexual relations with that woman

[smakystell]

@TheAppleMan100 ohhhh ok haha thx :)

[wicca1021]

i saw this on AFV last night and had to come find it on here to save as one of my favs. this was so awesome (especially the kennedy quote that he kept going over til he got it right.)

[messyJessif]

I love the imitation he does of Bush's goofy laugh. That was hilarious.

[messyJessif]

Soooooooooooo adorable!

[Dybo70]

YES WE CAN!

[mrcoconut7777]

I'M NOT A KWOOK!!!!!!

[newbirth17]

This kid is so adorable.

[insanerayho]

best part was when he said ask not what you can do for your country buts ask what your county can do for you...his version is way better

[CharlieReyBoca]

Im making this my ringtone!!!!!! :D

[dugansgirl]

I LOVE this little guy!! He is ADORABLE. Saw this on AFV and had to look it up !!

[KrimzunFlare]

lol, does anyone know where i can find the video of bush saying his quote? i wanna see it now!!!

[CharlieReyBoca]

our family saw this on AFHV and we laughed so hard. we cant stop watching this over and over. we laugh the hardest when he does George Bush and the laugh. He is so smart!!!!!

[KNESBEY]

I just saw this on AFV and it still cracks me up. Maybe next time you can have him quote Oprah and say "And you get a car, and you get a car, and you get a car!"

[Ruledbypeace]

I just saw this on AFV. It was TOOOO FUNNY!

[Ktwins08]

When I first saw this on AFV, I had to rewind it like three times so my parents could see this! He is such a little cute and it makes me laugh everytime I watch it! You have one funny kid on your hands!

[ASLGuerrero]

BTW all the people correcting this kids pronunciation are idiots. I'm an english major and also a nanny, and just the fact that he gets this far is phenomenal. No duh he's not gonna get everything word for word or sound out every letter, have you seen his age? Lets see YOU do this without having your computer in front of you, which gives you the ability to look up all these quotes and correct a 2 year old. Sheesh lighten up people!

[ASLGuerrero]

This is awesome! I am a conservative (independent though, not republican) and I think this is fantastic. People flip over nothing, just because you wanted McCain doesn't mean that he should quote him because he ISN'T a president! Barack Obama is our "Main man" because he is the current president! Gosh get over it, this kid is awesome!

[MSH096]

Naw! He is just so cute and it's amazing how he could remeber everything!

[JesseUscot]

WHAAAAAT

[jdhockey12]

the hardest thing for Jace to do in this video is hold up 7 fingers for Abraham Lincoln

[jmo112393]

jace is the cutest thing i'm 16 and i don't even know that, sad but true. so cute you go head you little genius you

[TyrantBoxer]

The funniest part of this video is, "what does our MAIN MAN barack obama say"?

now THAT'S a joke!

[MrMarvelkid365]

Has anyone noticed how uncommon the name jace is I mean that's my name and I don't know what it means if anyone could help me that would be nice.

[Tentaclethulhu]

@MrMarvelkid365 It's just a shortened form of Jason, dude. Just google that shit.

[MrMarvelkid365]

Has anyone wondered where the name jace comes from I mean that's my name and it's very uncommon

[bryantpandrews]

Wow!!!!!!!!! this lil guy is SMART

[othepsychoandteddy]

Holy crap I ROTFLOLLMMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[OSOOREMARKABLE]

High Five Jace!

[bubbanelson474]

ahahahaha 'I did NOT have relations w/ that woman!' lmao XD

[avalonarteste]

I wonder what they forgot, "the union"?? Would love to hear what "we forgot".

[marsha181990]

this is so adorable

[nolimitsnation]

lol "i did not have relations with that woman!" ROFL!!! OMFG SO FUNNY!!!! my whole family laughed at this... SOOO funny best vid ever!!

[NeverEverSoClever]

That is too cute!! Impressive!

[haruentertain]

He is a hoot! A very smart child!

[biteyourelbow]

AWESOME.

[UltimoLatino]

impressive...

[SimsManiacDemented]

This is about the cutest video I've ever seen! I love this little boy, I wish his mom made more videos of him doing cute things <3

[IbennyK]

I wish I learned useful stuff like that before it was important...

[CCsensical]

Gosh Jace, I sure HOPE you didn't have relations with that woman. xD

[babygurlz416]

George Washington: "I cannot lie"

Nixon: "I'm at work"

Truman say: "the buck stops here!"

Ronald Regan: "Mr. Gorbachev... tear down this wall!"

Bill Clinton: "I did not have relations with that women."

John F Kennedy: "Ask not what your country can do for you"

George W. Bush: "You fool me once but you not gonna fool me again"(chuckles)

George H. Bush: "Read my lips, no new taxes"

Obama: "Yes we can"

the only one i don't know is Abraham lincoln so if somebody could tell me that would be nice :)

[gemisit07]

@babygurlz416 Lincoln: 4 score and 7 years ago.

Nixon: I'm not a Crook

[SimsManiacDemented]

@babygurlz416 Lol, kinda got a little wrong there. GW: "I cannot tell a lie" AL: "Four Score and Seven Years ago" RN: "I'm not a crook" HT: "The buck stops here" RR: "Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall!" Bill Clinton: (it's actuallly) "I did not have sexual relations with that woman" but they probably didn't want to teach him that. JFK: Original quote, "Ask not what you can do for you country, but what your country can do for you" and you basically got the rest of them right.

[babygurlz416]

My favorite is "Mom: What does Bill Clinton say? Jace: I did not have relations with that women." Lol that was the funniest :p he is so smart.

[tycooninfaith]

omg, your son is amazing. i'm sure you hear this all the time, just got to let you know again. :]

[Carthsting]

And what Josef Stalin say?

[betajoovey]

Indoctrinate: to teach (a person or group) to accept a set of beliefs uncritically.

Things that people have said are not beliefs. They are facts. Teaching a child the famous quotes associated with presidents, democrats and republicans alike, is not indoctrination. It is teaching. Their is no opinion represented, no beliefs, no brainwashing. The only thing that is SLIGHTLY political is when the mother says "our main man Barack Obama", and that is not even close to brainwashing.

[stephh1087]

I work at a daycare and Jace is one of the little boys we take care of :) hes such a cutie!

[AlbanianSpy]

this is disgusting

[X0XhallielinnXOX]

Kids are so smart.

[2poupou]

SUPER CUTE!!! really bright kid!! :)

[Merriberryful]

WOwow he's such a smart kid to memorize all of that at his age !

[horcruxkiller]

That is so cute! I love how good the kid is at not only quoting but imitating the gestures!

[lexxtalionis]

Poor kid is already being indoctrinated by his parents.

[lovslinky]

Hahaha, love the Bill Clinton one!

[megaforcemedia]

Awesome! Way to go kid!

[audball911]

The George W Bush laugh cracks me up!!

[TheBabygirl3386]

@audball911 forreal that was my fav.

[shroomy115]

Can anyone tell what he said at the end? "We missed [somebody]"

[sarahsego]

@shroomy115 @sbfletch I THINK he said something about missing junior, julius, J something..lol Sorry, not much help..haha

[sbfletch]

halerious when he does Nixon, the face was too funny.

[Enyatea72]

Looks like this kid won't be needing to take American History.

[alcandeam]

He's adorable!

[ipwnu313]

i saw this on AFV, if everyone was like me this would have one that trip or watever was the prize.

[cbcrazy123]

YaLL PeoPLe JUST HaTiN BCUZ yALL NoT THAT SMART HE iS VeRY SMaRT N THeRE SHuD B MoRe KiDS LiKE HiM N Yu WONT C ALL DES DUMe KiDS

[jennalaybaby]

This kid is adorable, get him to do more stuff mom! Its greattt

[CelticKraut]

I was about to favorite it until it was ruined at the end calling obama your main man. Haha, before that it was good though.

[ambercita12]

This is hilarious!

[dazzle1189]

he's adorable and you should be very proud :)

[MONSTERMARYx3]

I love the George W. Bush part. Adorable.

[vinaschneider]

He does the BEST Nixon's LOOK! awesome.

[Biginitiald]

my favorite part is the W. Bush quote, and the following laugh. That kid is too cute, its not anything that isnt widely spread across all media formats and something that he will learn in school

[DxmbFxck]

2 and he can memorize some pretty long phrases, do impressions, and sort of count. pretty uncommon.

[jdhockey12]

I DID NOT HAVE SEX WITH THAT WOMAN. LOl

[dboi4151]

OMG!! This is sooo funny!!

[netsrule88]

i love it when he does that thing with his shoulders. ofcourse, he is an amazing kid, smart one too.

[jaredabccrisscross]

Nixon is priceless, I'M NOT A CROOK

[JaredMorgenstein]

Nixon is priceless, I'M NOT A CROOK

[JaredMorgenstein]

Nixon is priceless....I'M NOT A CROOK

[jujubloom]

O_O wow!

[Kevinhoo50]

what is he looking at?

[gazabror]

OMG

[ysoserious8418]

dude...how do you think a 2 year old would already know how to read? and even if he was reading how does that make this "phony"?

[taffystorm]

This kid is great and smart. Hell Bush couldnt even read and the words were in front of him. So cute nad mom keep up the great work. His memory is great just to know and have the expressions as well with the quotes

[vallmuu]

sooooo cute ! !

[GUINEAIZZY1]

that was completely FAKE he was reading something because he kept looking to the left so this a phony

[StinkyBurger]

A two year old reading something? Even if that were true (it's obviously not), it would be impressive as all get out.

[jlb16moya]

@GUINEAIZZY1 yeah, because most 2-3 year olds can read...

[aznprydekat]

this kid is just precious :]

[Futbolballerina]

four scores and seven and seventy and seven um um and seven years agooo ! amazing ! I"M NOT A CROOK! HAHAHA !

Come on people! it's funny and not political. Poor kid? being brainwashed? what are people talking about? you want to see brainwashing ? go see " Jesus Camp" and see what some crazy republican ultra conservative woman is doing to people's kids. I'm not saying this to attack republicans conservatives, but take it for what it is, a very funny kid and his impersonation of Nixon! haha.

[wildorchird]

HILARIOUS!!!! AND ADORABLE. LOL

[tg2sara]

Definitely a future president...luv the one about Nixon. I'm not a crook!

[prttypceoflesh]

this is one two-year old that knows more about american history than most middle aged americans...amazing. bright future ahead!

[hottyntn]

omg I am amazed at how STUPID adults can be on here...This kid was the sweetest thing..and sweet that he can memorize all of that at his age...then some IGNORANT adults go on the internet and talk about how he is being brainwashed or make it political...DUMBASSES! GET A LIFE!!!!! LOL...Nobody had to "Brainwash" me to know what Clinton said, or what George W said...or what ANY of them said...they damn well SAID it.....get over it idiots! This kid is AWESOME!!!!!

[kylodiousthesecond]

I wasnt sure if he was quoting obama or bob the builder

[jakevilletramp]

Yes we can..socialize the U.S. and bankrupt it too. Obama, what a joke.

This was cute before the election but now it is sad. Change from bad to worse.

I guess we should have said, keep the change. After Obama is done with taxes the change in our pocket will be all we have.

[lilrodney201]

how it go fom bad to worse .. he took on wat bush tore down ...it took 8 years to take the u.s down its gonna take 8 to bring it up....come on get real.

[MrJibaku]

@lilrodney201 If you think Bush is to blame than read up. This is not just one person's fault.

[jakevilletramp]

BS ABC in bed with Obama

[llllllllllll99999999]

Wow

[T0n7th3t1g3r]

i did not have relations with that woman. ha XD

[storywatch13]

I think it's a lot cuter when kids come up with things on their own - or adopted from things they have heard. We don't know the context here, but maybe the kid is really good at memorizing things and repeating things he hears, in which case this is a good demonstration. What's impressive here is the emphasis and emotion, which the child is able to convey (he may have memorized that too). I hope this is not just for someones amusement to create yet another vid of toddlers doing adult things.

[77butterflywings]

This has got to be the funniest thing ever! We're looking at a future president!

[90oooo09]

soo cute

[Crevenalonzo]

you fooled me once and you wont fool me again hahahaha

[geech4]

I LOVE this. This kid is the cutest!

[pornocho79]

What does he says on George W. Bush at the 1.01 min?

[rexxie101560]

He is so cute ;)

[rexxie101560]

omb! this kid is so cute!!!!

[kimkilgoar]

This is sooooooo cute. I am a Republican and quite honestly the best quote is from Ronald Reagan, which we all know was the best President ever! I thought the GWB impersonation was pretty cute and the Nixon was hilarious. I loved the Obama quote, had absolutely no value, but man can it get people excited for no apparent reason! Kid was cute, good job mom!! :)

[JOnTAYshow]

lol, that's hysterical...'I do not have any business with that woman!'

Great kid....cute....

It does show how people can adoctranate children though, not the brightest idea.

[baincroft11]

Just let the kid be a kid. It just doesn't seem natural to see a toddler quoting Bill Clinton on Monica Lewinsky. Too much of the "look what my kid can do" going on here.

[rdeering1952]

Hey all this was a clip from funniest home videos that i thought that was hilarious.... no moral judgement to be made... just fun video...

[baincroft11]

It's not that I'm placing a moral judgement on this...it's just not cute to me in the way I mentioned. Just an opinion...but thanks for yours as well. :)

[sharkm87]

its hard enough to get a kid to say red and blue at two.....i dont see where this has anything to do with look what they can do, but look how gifted my kid is to be able to process a question and know how to answer. this is all a learning experience for children.

[RioMadeira]

Can you think of a more memorable quote from Bill Clinton?

[baincroft11]

Sadly.......no.

[nikedunks7]

@baincroft11

damn... i couldnt have said it any better myself.

[melvyd2]

See how easy kids are to program? This repeating method is exactly how religious belief, political belief, morals or lack of morals, racisim and so are are dictated. All kids are a blank page at birth and are at the mercy of their programmers.

[sharkm87]

nothing to do with political belives...he is just simply stating what the presidents quoted.....i didn't hear him say he is a republican and feels a certain way about the economy.

[melvyd2]

It's the still the same repeating method used to indoctrinate all kids. This method can be used to program religious belief, racism and so on. I'm talking about REPEATING what any adults tell them becoming their own beliefs. Christains , Muslims, Racists, Cults, Schools all use mindless repeating to program their subjects. These planted ideas can last forever. Ask any kid who left the Jehovah's Witnesses about repeating from an early age.

[RioMadeira]

Yes, the same method CAN be used, but what this parent has done is akin to any high-school civics class: made the kid memorize things without injecting their opinion into it.