Chris Cohen - If I Were a Girl

[tententemari8]

Put it on 2x the speed = HILARIOUS

[poplova]

CHRIS COHEN RULES. he REALLY understands women!

[livcoco14]

Id start drying my hair

Youre still asleep I dont care

I put all the lights on in the bedroom

Turn the TV up to full volume too

Its just what us girls do

If I were a girl

[chuckiebobphil]

this way funny and 64 people and on the rag

[poplova]

@chuckiebobphil either that, or those weirdo feminists, which is another word for lesbians pms

[poplova]

this guy is speaking so much sense. especially the part about women seeing how much noise they can make in the morning. guys dry their hair with a towel, maybe it's time that women stopped using bloody leaf blowers to dry theirs

[Msblueebird]

Shut up

[purplepantha11]

hahahaha brilliant xoxo

[rinrin0rikuriku]

This song is true. When I'm up, I refuse to do anything in darkness or silence. XD

[Msblueebird]

That is afencecf

[purplepantha11]

@Msblueebird you spelt offensive wrong xoxo

[salsabeth]

I swear this song is about me ! LMAO

[1alexhowson]

You are so right but what is up with 02:19?

[beastchicky]

that's my sister to a T.

[KGuitarH]

Best parody of any song ever! And I've seen and made A LOT :D

[davidkuo1025]

The Best!

[DeceptiveSoul]

silent and caroline the cast following the palam island laureate

didn't seem arsenal and the is the morass that drives the market

here is liberal blew it off lived pension senate tvl says mixures

or i was going to do favour masback damien beaulieu beanie and our

my formal goes back trying even or a m not that said ORCHESTRAL!

did not see that the anything and thats being bonded zena then you

ask me sending rescue of the many angry uses dot molecule and is

valid marilyn monroe mormon

[NurHidayat96]

@DeceptiveSoul yes.. that was appeared when u use "transcribe audio" right?? haha.. XD "If I were a girl, Even just for a day" has become "silent and caroline, the cast following the (read as D)".. haha.. XD funny lol!!!!

[DeceptiveSoul]

@NurHidayat96 ya lol, it is hilarious! :-). Chris' song is hilarious too. He speaks the truth in song ;)

[NurHidayat96]

@DeceptiveSoul ya.. :)

[ComentaryCentral]

The 61 Dislikes are Girls

[MadAboutAltonTowers]

press 2 lol

[MadAboutAltonTowers]

this is crap

[jeyasri]

Pause at 0:00

Roll your mouse over the video and click on CC

Wait for it to be red

Click on Transcibe Audio

Enjoyyyy. :D

[yoober23]

wonderful. in your face beyonce!!!

[LucyLuLondon]

Genius.



[poplova]

he's got a point about the hair dryer. bloody annoying. have women heard of towels?

[colinL9]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA



[localtortoise]

click the CC button at the bottom left and go on 'transcribe audio' and replay the video

[Gettysburger999]

@localtortoise

"...then you ask me sending rescue of the many angry uses dot molecule and is valid..." :D

[localtortoise]

@Gettysburger999 ...marilyn monroe mormon

and you know labs is on iraq? XD

[localtortoise]

"but i expect you to pay for meals and anana nana id wan id wana have..."?

does it do that to anyone else?

[IAmNotOnFireYet]

Damn. I think they put my gender down wrong when I was born.

I'm none of those things and I'm a girl..

Fuck...

[licklebear54]

im a girl. i ADORE this song :') its sooo true :)!

[mongosoppen]

press 6 for MANDY !

[mattsccc]

This guy is a total legend!!

[wallieburger]

lol

2 = TV!!

4 = ass rape

6 = DA MAN

[whatdoyouknowjoey]

LO f**king L, im a girl and most this shit is sooooo true, but if we didnt do some of these things, we wouldnt be girls, and if guys didnt do what they did they wouldnt be guys.

[bribop95]

you make my life.

[tobo86]

Chris, this might sound weird, but if you entertain me over youtube and I just watch and enjoy, is that enough to call us friends?

[venotwo]

I don't know whats more hilarious, the song or all the comments thinking he's serious.

Chris Cohen = legend.

[JessScott110]

Mate not being funny but i think you need to get a new girl... bit of a bitch if you ask me ;)

[midge775]

Im a girl and this is sooooo funny! :L All my mates got offended, i pissed myself laughing! SOOOO TRUE! LOL at the all men are perverts, short skirts thing and 2:35 onwards made me laugh incredible amounts; "and i wont tell you whyyy" :L Well Done!

[schnozz87]

Chris Cohen, I salute you, Sir.

[uVme1game]

To CAL GURL wooooo touchy touchy....lol...Hit a nerve has he ?? Im glad you did this because i thought it was me pissing my missus off...LOL....Nice one Pal....Oh yeah love the CAT VS PRINTER too...AMAZING !!

[Mikeb1001]

Most of this is actually true about a lot of women, instead of the original Beyonce version which is actually true of about 20% of blokes

[22RyanSAS]

my misses didnt like this song this morning haha

[catrin500]

all girls are not like that!hahaha.. but you sir, are a legend <3

[Katgaildw7]

Chris Cohen is a genius! Can't understand why he hasn't been 'discovered'.

[ellaellaellaooh]

you should take the capo off your guitar ;) this makes me laugh xx

[maffy81]

sad

[J4M3SPR]

@maffy81 so is your nan

[MidgeHutchinson]

he actually is quite good at singing & this is hilarious :')

[julss132]

haha imma girl but i think this is hilariouss :) ESPECIALLY HAIR DRYER YOUR ASLEEP I DONT CARE !!! hahahaa

[stinasatine]

:( funny song, im a girl and i think its funny.. i know girls like that exactly!! hahaha.

but i dont know why red flashes up and interupts the song.. makes me sad! can you fix it?

[mastersuv]

I like your acent, I'd like my voice were like yours. xD But I dont even know how to speak english very well... :/

[squirtymcsquirt]

absolutely brilliant, i laughed so much i think some wee escape :D xx

[thecastman97]

HEY! you have my same last name ;)

[MsEmoboy1]

nobhead

[ryankffx]

actually amazed this hasnt had feminist hate yet XD

[AichaBlueSky]

lol i'm a girl and I completely agree with  the song! haha

[pogebbies]

54 people are girls who wish they were boys just to be able to sing this song....

[CocoMarieN46]

this is fucking hilarious

[michmel2]

GHeghe

LOLZZZ

xD xD xD xD xD xD xD

[moggymogthecat]

this is not true!! funny though

[0oElzo0]

LOL. It's funny coz it's true =/

[itzLeo]

stick to the cat vids fella

[Noobthrowerclan]

WTF u can tell he's readin ot

[MissMerygold]

i luv u aston!!!!!!1

[CreamyMustache]

Thats Stupidly Funny.

[PandoraChun]

Here Chris stop spreading me daily life on youtube baba!xxxxxxxxx

[IOnlySubcribe]

u look so funny when u sing! lmfao

[CalderHughes]

Stop! You are a girl lol!

[harleyroseb]

hahaa this is so funny! and your voice is amazing :) x

[am3ricanc0la]

subscribed!!!

[californiagurl3]

this was really wrong ,us girls are nothing like that we are kind persons that why u men love us..

[BarelyBeatingDA]

@californiagurl3 XD Well, do you think guys are like the one in Beyonce's song? I think not. Besides, we all know girls like this. Like the Demand equal rights thing? Yeah. My pop held the door open for one lady, and offered her to go before him. She started freaking out about how she 'wanted to be treated equal.' >> Needless to say, there are girls like that out there. So let chris have his fun, because obv people adore him. It's not to be taken seriously.

[VersionBest]

Awesome man!

It's so true.

[fite99]

your song sucks butt!!!!!!!

[DutchieOnline]

Yep you pretty much capped the female attitude there when they have a "bad day" LOL ((And that comming from a woman herself ey!))

Again... One grand funny video! Keep making them!

[seannywebster1]

fuckin ledgend

[greenrocksmysocks]

lmfao i wanna meet you so much :')

[chamiram1]

wtf o__O

[imnotyoumaid]

lol this explains alot XD!!!

[imnotyoumaid]

lol this explains alot XD

[MrWaydeee]

deserves so many more views.

[040264]

Haha Brilliant love it! Chris your a genius :)

[ISaySorry]

Chris Cohen, I heart the crap outta you. If I wasn't already in a wonderful relationship, I would ask you to marry me. ...and I'd do all the things you sang about - just for you. ;-)

[ShayneBabydoll]

I love this song hahaha!!! It's hilarious!! Your voice is amazing

[drew3752]

AWSOME!

[markieinger1]

44people are girls...

[TheWhitewitch1980]

Say I'm still fat and ugly even though i'm a size 8 !! LOL -- YOU DEFINITELY MADE MY NIGHT !!!!!!

[emotionsaside]

I'D SPEND MY DAY BEING MAAAAAD oh yes i would

LMAO

[purplehairedrocker]

i'm a girl and this vid made me cry with laughter 10/10 brilliant

[iMayEatYourPeople]

lol.. im guity! XD

[pinksmate]

hahaha brilliant, to a t.....

[WindsorHills9]

This is brilliant... so true and I'm female! He's actually got a pretty nice voice too!

[OmgItsShazza]

'I'd say all men are perverts and then wear ridiculously short skirts' LMFAO.

[09adie09]

LOL SO TRUE! (imma girl!)

[cehsboi]

props from the one and only Smokey B.

[kiorima]

@Erinloveable y'know, beyoncé didn't exactly have the friendliest approach to men in the original song :P so just chill xD

[magpiesocks]

I like your teef :)

[rugshort]

I'd stay in all day.

[TheLyricsSayItAll]

Hahaha ! I Know I'ma Girl But Most Of It is Right Ha ha :)

[bentotheclarke]

he looks like bowser

[Erinloveable]

If I were a guy I'd write stupid songs about women and post them on YouTube. Like I never seen a woman before, not even my own mother. And I would pretend women are all bad and disrespectful because I really just enjoy the penor... Sound familiar?

[8bitHeros]

@Erinloveable woah! calm down he's just havin a laugh!

[eren412]

@Erinloveable Your a bellend

[bloodyhell50]

im a girl and i found that so funny and true!! hahaha

specially liked the line "Id say all men are perverts

And then wear ridiculously short skirts"

[SCNOUVICEWALZAS]

wht u say is totally right but r u gay? by the way

[derivasjon]

fantastic dude. YOU ARE 100% right btw.

[AndysEdits]

lmao when you follow the lines with "it just makes sense to me" i have to crack up

[csm722]

what daaaaa fawwwwkkk??

[RunWithSole]

"I'd say all men are perverts and then wear ridiculously short skiiiirts"

Awesome line.

[sweetmelodiii]

im a girl and i agree, ur funny lol x

[DRIZZEH69]

ermm, maybe finger myself? ;)

[missdimples1982]

hahahahaha this is so funny, and true lol x x

[ShowjumpingBabyy]

i actually love this xD

genius :') 

[leiabbzxx]

you hit the nail on the head there :') Amazing <3 LOL

[babyshawtiex]

i'm a girl - a teenage girl & i think you've got it down to a tee :) especially the weight and the hormones thing lmaaaaao!

[freezetomorrow]

Haha! The lisp on him!

[cafc1996]

i like it after listen to the first 30 sec let alone the rest :D

[EetieD]

HAHAHAHAHHAHA

[caseleytaka]

due!!! u are awesome!!! you sholud try to duet with beyonce!!!! genius

[simpatic14]

lmao..are you describing your wife haha!

genious Lol.

[toredre]

Awesome :)

[TheSuckanut123]

is this a piss take?

[87SPARKYT]

yes yes m8 u gt it spot on...lol

[midnightblue120]

you all alright

[cybergirlx]

f'ing brilliant!!

[martinlarsen20]

36 girls watched this video, and disliked it

[phreak0925]

that's a gewd song... hehehe

[hannahbrownlovesyou]

I swear, I think I was the subject of this song. You have me right down XD

To all these people saying its sexist or whatever, I'm a girl, and I accept it's hilarious. He's a genius, get a sense of humor :)

[itsdavidjones]

legend!

[ElyshiaForever123]

class - even though i am a girl xD

[MrTevez22]

lool dis is 2 sick

[SkittleGoddess]

lol I love it.

[Bruno6785]

Nice. Made me laugh :)

Keep it up.

[megz200]

Lol that was funny

[beatingheartsbaby16]

no offense but your voice kinda sucks. but this song is hilarious so it evens out :D

[philnoll]

@beatingheartsbaby16 This isn't just some schmuck. Its Chris Cohen

[aegl12]

I <3 THIS!(:

[LaPetiteArtiste]

" I'd demand equal rights but still want to walk through doors first, Makes sense to me!"perfect... just...omg xD made my night!

[ikklefairyprincess]

lmfao this is epic win loveee it dude you are awesomes keep the vids coming <3

[katiebabex1]

old man

[Oakydokes89]

yeahyah!!! keep it up brotha!!! hahahahaha FLAT OUT!!

[gymmom97]

XD Imma girl and find this rediculously funny.

[93kenzie12]

@gymmom97 samee here XD i love hearing parodies of different songs even if they are like this

[RaphaelTheVlogLog]

HAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!! I LIKE (Y)

[MimzAngie]

Good, good but y do u keep looking at the ceiling lol like 2:00

[Mikeb1001]

@MimzAngie It's a pisstake of what Beyonce does in the proper video

[Catmagoo2]

nice voice :L

[BlazerYO22]

subbed. this guy is awesome!

[davidkuo1025]

love the lyrics xDD

[ViiBeZz2k8]

hahah i really like thiss had me in sitches im a girl n i totally agree!! LOL

[smacksyou]

yay chris cohen =D MAH HERO :3

[BarelyBeatingDA]

I love this video!

Haha, I'm a girl, and sure, this is sexist, but hey, we all know at least ONE girl who is like this XD

[Dariforest]

Chris cohen from Nottingham Forest ? ;D

[katiebabex1]

no offence but ur canny gay nd u need to get a life

[TheAMVV12]

@katiebabex1 No offence, you can't spell.

[megamoshimonster]

wicked song really cool but hillarious

[vasilen4e]

yes so are girls..

[delwoodworks]

This is hilarious...i'm crying man!!!!!

[daydreaming92]

I'm a girl and i found this hilarious. He has girls down to a t. Well done :)

[michaelspence2k4]

Brilliant

[ErwinKors]

Gay Boy

[BaxiProductionz]

batty.

[imh1993]

yeah.. but its still funny.

[castonova1]

FUNNI SHIT MAH DUDE

[lollypopsistas]

klingt gut

[msfriskylady]

HAHAHAHA its like u wrote this about me hahah so true

[PWooky]

LOL. Listen buddie. I'm the nicest lady when I get outta bed. And I'll admit most girls do hold grudges when they get pissed and say nothing's wrong. I don't get it either. Probably because I grew up with an older brother. I'll tell you what's wrong cuz he always would tell me. LOL. Great song.

[k9kym]

OMG, this is the funniest song i think i have ever heard. Top marks !!!! its soooo true aswell..... keep them comin' Chris, your songs are top notch

[oxoJedoxo]

LOL .. True , True

[radtravis]

You tell it man!

[whatthehuh1]

oke, ge denkt da ge kunt zingen ? dus niet..get a life

[ckamphoeske]

@whatthehuh1 Dude, jij gaat toch niet in het nederlands reageren op zon video, dan ben je me dom..

[burgues92]

makes sense to me :D haha

[brettjacobs101]

Im sorry but most people are not like this. This song has a lot of meaning to women and Some guy's as well. This wasn't even RIGHT! BOOOOOOOOOOO BOOOOOOOO BOOOOOO BOOOOOOOO ! P.s Can we SAY FLAG!

[Mamma402]

hahhaha oh yes I would.. :)) cute =*