MST3K: Santa Claus Conquers The Martians: 1/5

[MegaStupidMagic]

"Haha. Kill him."

[StupidWizardFilms]

Could Be Worst They Could Have An Ice Cream Bunny

[BLACKIESBOY]

"I'M BATMAN"

XDDDD

[darknut79]

I wanna be a custume designer when I grow up

[specialrelationship]

now THIS is a christmas tradition! turkey day on comedy central and this around christmas time . . . back in the day man. back in the day. *sigh*

[GBGdevotie]

I think my mom had the wish squisher when I was growing up.

[YoshiFan501]

poor NES games...

[napalmocean]

hahaha! "...It confuses them!" "Especially Twin Peaks."

[thefaboloussob]

@napalmocean I was also gonna say "Lost."

[Tareltonlives]

"Shield you eyes, Frank:" For some reason ,that always gets me

"BIG John Call IS Santa Claus IN O Little Town of DEATHlahem!"

"Sounds like Santa's soul train"

That was one UGLY credit sequence

So what does KIDTV broadcast in the regular time?

And finding Santa is just that easy! And getting in is even easier!

"So what's in the pipe, Santa?"

[Yapshire]

Hey! "You are the laziest man on Mars." I just got the Torgo joke from "Manos." I love this show!

[napalmocean]

@Yapshire I'm glad someone else caught that! :P

[saltysamurai]

KEEP CIRCULATING THE TAPES!

[thefaboloussob]

11:48 Gee, it sure looks like an vibr8r.

[thefaboloussob]

10:01 You mean like "¶§ß ⅛∞€⌂☻♥♪, dweebs!"

[thefaboloussob]

12:11 Hard 2 believe, but newscasters continue to talk like that. (That's not a joke!)

[thefaboloussob]

11:32 "D-plane! De plane!" (If u still don't get it, I was talking about that elf's woodworking tool.)

11:41 Winky? Is he now done accompanying Rocky Jones on those space adventures? Guess that's what he looks like colorised.

[thefaboloussob]

8:31 KID TV either has in-depth coverage of Kid Rock's life, including videos & a "Behind the Music" episode, or continuous music videos & the cartoon episodes of Kid 'N Play. (Thumbs up if u enjoy their music & saw the cartoon.)

[thefaboloussob]

7:48 The job of "wardrobe mistress" can't be confirmed unless she is romantically involved w/ a male wardrobe worker.

[thefaboloussob]

7:24 The chorus oughta b more considerate. It's "whore whore whore."

[km9OOO]

@thefaboloussob Please, oh please, leave the wisecracks to the professionals.

[thefaboloussob]

6:53 Is that a magnified picture of what Santa's esophagus looks like?

[MartinS51989]

"Martian furniture provided by Fritz of Mars."

[MartinS51989]

"Big John Call is Santa Claus in O Little Town of Deathlahem!" lol. Also, "Hooray for Santy Claus. Cha cha cha!".

[raccoonradio2]

"Custume Designer" wasn't the only credits typo to turn up on MST3K. A movie orig. intended to be called "The Eye Creatures" was retitled "Attack of the Eye Creatures" at the last minute and someone didn't notice there was already a "The", so: "Attack of The The Eye Creatures"

[TheRealQAQN]

Mr. Annnderson.... this episode was what, 6-7 years too early for Matrix jokes. But they would have been awesome.

[specialrelationship]

christmas isn't complete without watching this episode! and until youtube, i only had it on vhs - taped during the ol' turkey day marathons.

[Adamguy2003]

I think the others would have responded better to Mr. Mashed Potato Head if Gypsy hadn't made those puking sounds while spitting it out.

"What's in the pipe, Santa?"

"Ho ho, we're having her committed!"

[cwit89]

man I love how its so obvious how the mads invention works.

[AyerServo]

9:37 WW HOOAHHOO, SMELLS LIKE A MONKEY HOUSE IN HERE!

[BlackAdam1231]

Nothing says Merry Christmas like MST3K SCctMs

[lilginger8642010]

@territorygal ya!..can u believe it?...where does the time go??

[pepsiplunge316]

MISTER Andeeeerson....

[lilginger8642010]

@ SC.......Love

[lilginger8642010]

Well...it was act Nov 28th (my birthday :D)....close enough....

[SenorCajones]

@lilginger8642010 Oh yippee...another dipshit who has to mention their birthday on youtube. While you're at it, why not tell us you left racing stripes in the toilet this morning.

[lilginger8642010]

Twenty Years ago today!...first Turkey Day Marathon!...miss those :/

[territorygal]

@lilginger8642010 Has it really been 20 years? Damn I feel old now. I remember watching this when it first came out. Oh, the glory days of MST3K...

[fairiedragon999]

Watching this has become a Christmas tradition in my family!

[sleepyhollow783]

10:40 Servo: "What's in the pipe Santa?"

[Theatreninja100]

i wanna decide who lives and who dies!

[ChaoticYak]

@Theatreninja100 Oh, I don't know...

[TPrower]

"Get the hell out of my shop!"

XDD

[Shadowchaofan]

@TPrower, LOLZ XD I couldn't stop laughing at that part! XD

[twilightwindwaker]

Man I haven't laugh so hard in quite awhile. I was laughing as soon as Santa said "Smoking is good for you". How do these guys not laugh at their own jokes?

[twilightwindwaker]

I saw this before but not with MST3000. 0:47 It sounds like they're saying "Because he used those special farts XD...". That would suck if my video games turned into underwear. I notice the Wish Squisher boxes have two openings for the 2 different gifts. Mr Mashed Potato head? I heard of Mr Potato Pancake but not this. Custume? Oh god do they even spell-check this shit? Cha cha cha! Get the hell out of my shop! Smoking is good for you XD. Guns a blazing! Heh heh kill him.

[davemaxwell1031]

Custume designer?! lol love it!

[GoblinXXX]

SLEEEEEP, in heavenly peeeeece! Sure, Gypsy can't have a pony, but Crow and Servo can raise Winston the 5000 pound pig on the feed lot!

[71crm]

XD "ED SULLIVAN!"

[Onlinepoetrycafe]

Yes, thank you!

[squirle105]

Thank you for uploading this!