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  • thereres no 3:18 OMG

  • oh my gosh i laughed so hard at this

  • 2:39

    thats not jhon plorn's number i called it

  • call him a cocksucker in the middle of his sentence then just look at him for a minute and say continue

  • i got one. repeat the question back at him. interviewer: so why do you want this job?

    job dude: why do YOU want this job hm?

    I: um.....

  • lost it at milk milk lemonade

  • i lost it when he straddled the arm chair

  • I LIKE ZEE Z'S

  • milk,milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made, stick your finger up the hole, out comes a tootsie roll

  • Milk, Milk, lemonade. Around the corner, fudge is made. Too true Einstein!

  • Milk, milk, lemonade. Around the corner, fudge is made :). Too funny!

  • pull out floss and floss your teeth. and come dressed counterintuitive to the job

  • i have memorised the lot... yippee never will i work again... the dole queue is my life

  • they need to rename this video:how not to get hired at your job interveiw

  • this kidof reminds me of stepbrothers

  • go to a subway sandwich store and order a movie ticket

    go to a movie cinema ( ticket booth) and order a big cold cut sandwich on white bread

  • Interviewer: "So, what do you see yourself doing in three years?"

    Don't say doing your wife. Don't say doing your wife. Don't say doing your wife.

    Person: "Doing your ... son?"

    XD

  • @charmgirl97 Nice Family Guy reference you queer -_-

  • these need to be longer

  • 101 users were interviewers whom the techniques were used on.

  • @KirbyMaster465 ....funny shit there bro

  • I referred to myself as a grown ass man.

    I got the job.

  • At 0:57, it looked the the job Interviewer still wanted to hug, because he had hes hands up and made a bit of a funny expression.

    XD

  • milk milk lemonade around the corner the fudge is made LMAO!!!!

  • I made the 1,300th like.

    Get me.

  • @animatingpeople I made the 1,301st like.

    Get at me bro.

  • got the 100th dislike.

    get at me

  • @Carfybob u dick

    

  • milk milk lemonade around the corner fudge is made XD

  • my cherry pie?

  • He should have casually straddled a couch.

  • what happend to saying "shu- shu- shut your mouth"?

  • I think another one would be to walk out of the room and return after a minute or two without your shirt on

  • its a vagina hahaaaa

  • Wa this an actual job interview cuz I wanna know..

  • @cityofage obviously not reatard!

  • @qualitybroadcasting1 said the guy who doesn't know how to spell retard, jackass.

  • @3DISEASE sorry if i type to fast and make a mistake dickhead

  • @qualitybroadcasting1 but still you dont have to be an asshole

  • lmao apeshit! XD

  • LOL!!! the shannon sharp part made me LMFAO!!!!!!!

  • LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL...­...!!!!!!!!!!OMG IM TRYING TO EAT BUT ITS POURING OUT MY MOUTH LIKE DROOL.

  • Before i started watching this i was like... This might be awkward. I was right

  • Amazing!

    

  • Its a vagina *creepy smile *

  • "It's a vagina." XD

  • I LOVE YOUR RINGTONE!(:

  • hahaha these guys are funny

  • llllllllllllllllllllllllllllll­llllllIlllllllllllllllllllllll­llllllllllllllllllllllIlllllll­llllllllllllllllllllllllllllI thumbs up if u found the capital I (eye) in the lowercase l's (ell)

  • @DBZrules1997 there are 2 "eyes" at the very end and 36 "characters" in from the very end..

  • I would be SO pissed if I was that interviewer.

  • lmao @ 1:10 ... :P

    surely m gonna try that in my next intervew

  • ITS A VAGINA!!!

  • I bring in composure, I bring in poise, and... know-how. And B.O.

  • Fake.

  • @CaneCorsoLuvr Of course its fake you dumb ass

  • i have my ball python in my hands right now, will that help anything

  • 0:52 awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww­wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww­wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww­wwwwwwwwwwww

  • 1:10 Best Part!

  • This is only funny if you're employed.  Otherwise it just makes you depressed.

  • lol, he's sweating and talking about "poise"

  • good job with the shannon sharpe impersonation

  • So you dont have ball to do this in real life? thats funny....

  • @AntiChrizt I got plenty ball...2 in fact

  • @newskippy1 that is quite good for a girl...

  • shannon sharpe hahaha he does it good too

  • Who wants to work with assholes anyway...

  • casually straddle an armchair.. LOL

  • goon

  • I told my interviewer that I was a grown-ass man. I got the job.

  • This is so fake

  • @BBrictson durrrr no shit. What's your IQ? A little less than -100?

  • @BBrictson great dialysis Einstein

  • hhaha the guy who says grown ass man reminds me of shit that tom cruise whould actually say ha

  • hahahaha.lol

  • "its a vagina" lol!!!

  • LMAO

  • @DaddysEyes1000 HAHA ! But I Don't think that I'll Go to the extent of Cheek-kissing the interviewer ! xD .

    You have Guts ! I like that ....

  • lol he should have answered his phone and said hey mom lol

  • THIS wouldve been fun if it was REAL... too bad this was staged..

  • i was laughing so hard with the fudge thing i almost had a heart attack

  • ATTORNEY LOL

  • milk milk

    lemonade

    around the corner fudge is made

    best. quote. ever.

  • @DaddysEyes1000 You mean you kissed the interviewer ? xD ...... HAHA !

  • Straddle the armchair followed by Shannon Sharpe. Unbelievable.

  • haha this is hilarious!!!

  • This is too funny.

  • The title of this video should be: Best ways to NOT get a job.

  • Who's Shannon Sharpe? You sound more like Eddy Murphy!

  • @DJLunasf He's a famous football player.

  • The milk milk lemonade thing was from W & G. =D

  • HAHAHA Ilike the milk milk one and the straddle one hahahaa

  • 2:11 :D

  • is this reall??

  • @sianyroxyajox1 I don't think so.

  • 0:51,1:01,1:47,AND 2:33

  • the vagina part my friend showed me in the library and the librarian dude scolded me :( cos i laughed too much

  • Anddd this is why the unemployment rate is so high. haha

  • That sweaty part was EPIC hahahahaha

  • @broadwyloverz resign ... IMMEDIATLY !

  • 0:52 kiss on the cheek LOL

  • 1:37 made me piss my pants

  • "Insert quote from video here"

  • Use inspirational lyrics on you're resume... ROFL, that's awesome.

    -"I'm a grown ass man, I'm not one of these guys who goes apeshit when somethings goes wrong, I diagnose the problem."

  • my phone rang during an interview and I hung up and finished the interview. And I got the job

  • lol cool as a cucumber

  • Bryan Adams YEAH BUDDY!

  • hey everyone call this number its in the video when the guy reads the song resume at 2:39 seconds i called it but dont have the chicken mc nuggets to say hello back

    1917-597-1098

  • HAHAHA! My friends cracked on this one.

  • i hate that random ass polish video at the end of some videos on youtube

  • FUNNY STUFF,,I'M A GROWN ASS MAN,,WINK, AND THE KISS AND HUG KILLED ME,,NEXT TIME CALL YOURE MOM AND TELL HER TO DO YOURE LAUNDRY, OR MAKE YOURE LUNCH WITH A JUICE BOX

  • @xXMrGiggles LEARNED THAT ONE AND THE VAGINA,,ON THE GRADE SCHOOL BUS, ALONG WITH A BUNCH OF OTHERS,,YOU MUST HAVE WALKED TO SCHOOL OR GOT DROPPED OFF

  • There's more to it! Milk milk lemonade, around the corner fudge is made...stick your finger in the hole...pull it out TOOTSIE ROLL! I heard some nasty stuff growing up

  • LMAO the attorney "i dont recall"

  • Milk, milk, lemonade. Around the corner fudge is made. Lmfao!!

  • It's a vagina... LMFAO!!! =))

  • Finish the interview by saying ,"catch you on the flip side."

  • lmao, ur last name's plorn!

  • FUCK THAT's FUNNY!

  • The guy who does the Shannon Sharpe impression reminds me of Luke Wilson. He's hilarious though.

  • @xXMrGiggles family guy didnt invent that. i heard that in school over ten years ago.

  • Did anyone recognize the interviewer? I believe it is former WUSATV-9 sportscaster Ken Mease. Sure looks and sounds like him.

  • Cold drink water such a sweet surprise, sweet cherry pie! <33 Lol, thats my ringtone right now o.o

  • FAKE and GAY

  • milk milk lemonade, around the corner fudge is made. stick your finger up the hole, out pops a tootsie roll!

  • milk milk lemonade around the corner fudge is made. roflmao HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!

  • milk milk lemonade, around the corner fudge is made. epic WIN

  • haha you guys need to do more white guys as shannon sharpe and deion sanders

  • lol cherry pie hah

  • This is funny as hell looooool!!!

  • The Cherry Pie album kicks ass!... Great album, great songs from a great band..

  • lol

  • HE SADDLED THE ARM CHAIR HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • 2:13 is without a doubt the best. i died

  • casually straddle an armchair HAAHAHAHA

  • FAKE AND GAY

  • @bigmouth285 Dont talk about your father that way. Jk, couldnt resist.

  • AWESOME shannon sharpe impersonation 

  • i think its fake beacuase theres a video camera in there

  • @TheTodaySkating no shit its fake moron

    one guy is the other guys atourney and applying??

    you must be a total idiot

  • Im not one of these guys who goes Apeshit, LMAO i almost apshited in my pants

  • shannon sharpe persona!! lmao

  • Like the guy sweating....would be even funnier if a woman did any of these!!!!

  • milk milk lemonade around the corner fudge is made stick your finger up the hole now u have a tootsie roll

  • its a vagina lmfao

  • apeshit

  • Hope you like being unemployed.

  • is thet a REAL job interviewer..?

  • @gallo1997 Nope. They would never get the job.

  • COOL as a cucumber lol

  • lol similar vids in my lol commercials playlist lol

  • hey, you said dont try this at home, not dont try this at work >:]

  • cheek kiss on an interview LMFAO!!!

  • lol

  • "How do you think you handle pressure under the job"........ " i think im kule, cool as a cucumber"

  • LOL CASHUALLY STRATTLE AN ARM CHAIR

  • doing your whole interview in the personna of Carl Childers from Sling Blade would be amazing.

  • what's wrong with kissing?!

  • I think the last one was just golden. :D

  • LMAO OMG xDDDDDDD this is hilarious!!!!!!!!!

  • "it's a vagina" (smiling)...... XD

  • lol straddle an arm chair

  • we gona get our hands togetha, n we gunna knock sum skullllz

  • lyrics on top of resume lollll

  • @Slashtap3 only if you authored them

  • the armchair one got me cracking up XD

  • asdhwekjfherjk

  • haha.

    milk milk

    lemonade

    around the corner fudge is made.

    hahhhahahahahahhahahahahha

  • 1:46  Haha...too funny!

  • hahahha! Rofl

  • i think another thing u could do is tell the man about std's or other deseases you make up

  • "it's a vagina" hahahahaha!!! *ghasp* hahahaha!!! Lmao!! xD

  • The Shannon Sharpe impression had me dying lol

  • lol bring an attorney thats my favorite part.  i wonder what would actually happen if i did bring a lawyer to my interview

  • @krazyandy17 it would tell the company you would sue them, might work if your the only qualified black

  • straddle an armchair hahahahahahaha

  • Milk, Milk!, Lemonade.... Around the corner, Fudge is MADE!!! LMFAO HAHAHA

  • reminds me of family guy