December 24 at 8 o'clock in the morning, a young 14 year old boy by the name of Scott Johnson was found dead. Doctors couldn't come up with the cause of his death. His mother checked his emails to see if she could figure out what happened. Turns out he was still signed into myspace. She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didn't repose a chain letter. If you don't repose this to six videos a girl with no face will kill you tonight. sorry don't want to die.
llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllIlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllIlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllI thumbs up if u found the capital I (eye) in the lowercase l's (ell)
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM Thumbs this up if you found the "n"
hey everyone call this number its in the video when the guy reads the song resume at 2:39 seconds i called it but dont have the chicken mc nuggets to say hello back
FUNNY STUFF,,I'M A GROWN ASS MAN,,WINK, AND THE KISS AND HUG KILLED ME,,NEXT TIME CALL YOURE MOM AND TELL HER TO DO YOURE LAUNDRY, OR MAKE YOURE LUNCH WITH A JUICE BOX
@xXMrGiggles LEARNED THAT ONE AND THE VAGINA,,ON THE GRADE SCHOOL BUS, ALONG WITH A BUNCH OF OTHERS,,YOU MUST HAVE WALKED TO SCHOOL OR GOT DROPPED OFF
There's more to it! Milk milk lemonade, around the corner fudge is made...stick your finger in the hole...pull it out TOOTSIE ROLL! I heard some nasty stuff growing up
thereres no 3:18 OMG
mrrobotogamers333 1 week ago
oh my gosh i laughed so hard at this
EpicPie098 1 week ago
2:39
thats not jhon plorn's number i called it
69kiddougie 3 weeks ago
call him a cocksucker in the middle of his sentence then just look at him for a minute and say continue
skidoorules1 4 weeks ago
i got one. repeat the question back at him. interviewer: so why do you want this job?
job dude: why do YOU want this job hm?
I: um.....
Dewbertthe3rd 1 month ago
lost it at milk milk lemonade
summeradventures1 1 month ago
i lost it when he straddled the arm chair
zerordieb87 1 month ago
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I bring in composure, I bring in poise, and... know-how. And B.O
zitter1964 1 month ago
I LIKE ZEE Z'S
MrTaylorgangorfly 1 month ago
milk,milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made, stick your finger up the hole, out comes a tootsie roll
xxpatschargersxx 1 month ago 3
Milk, Milk, lemonade. Around the corner, fudge is made. Too true Einstein!
GhostXephos 2 months ago
Milk, milk, lemonade. Around the corner, fudge is made :). Too funny!
Puncinbutt 2 months ago
pull out floss and floss your teeth. and come dressed counterintuitive to the job
AutisticChiliPepper 2 months ago
i have memorised the lot... yippee never will i work again... the dole queue is my life
zmileyman 2 months ago
they need to rename this video:how not to get hired at your job interveiw
iwatchyouatnight1 3 months ago
this kidof reminds me of stepbrothers
lilgirl05600 3 months ago
go to a subway sandwich store and order a movie ticket
go to a movie cinema ( ticket booth) and order a big cold cut sandwich on white bread
FCDonkeyKong 3 months ago
Interviewer: "So, what do you see yourself doing in three years?"
Don't say doing your wife. Don't say doing your wife. Don't say doing your wife.
Person: "Doing your ... son?"
XD
charmgirl97 3 months ago 2
@charmgirl97 Nice Family Guy reference you queer -_-
Baileyysz 3 months ago
these need to be longer
RegularGirl120 3 months ago
101 users were interviewers whom the techniques were used on.
KirbyMaster465 4 months ago
@KirbyMaster465 ....funny shit there bro
brojames55 4 months ago
I referred to myself as a grown ass man.
I got the job.
ImmortalfireTheMod 5 months ago
At 0:57, it looked the the job Interviewer still wanted to hug, because he had hes hands up and made a bit of a funny expression.
XD
TheMachinimaFilms 5 months ago
milk milk lemonade around the corner the fudge is made LMAO!!!!
shadowedgod1 5 months ago 3
I made the 1,300th like.
Get me.
animatingpeople 5 months ago
@animatingpeople I made the 1,301st like.
Get at me bro.
MrPiecules 5 months ago
got the 100th dislike.
get at me
Carfybob 5 months ago
@Carfybob u dick
kingnick236 5 months ago
milk milk lemonade around the corner fudge is made XD
DwagonnnHHAndccde 5 months ago
my cherry pie?
ITZaDEADzONE 5 months ago
He should have casually straddled a couch.
xLuKeZz1997 5 months ago
what happend to saying "shu- shu- shut your mouth"?
DABRYMASTER321 5 months ago
I think another one would be to walk out of the room and return after a minute or two without your shirt on
RocksInTheToilet 5 months ago
its a vagina hahaaaa
BabyMaker5785 6 months ago
Wa this an actual job interview cuz I wanna know..
cityofage 6 months ago
@cityofage obviously not reatard!
qualitybroadcasting1 5 months ago
@qualitybroadcasting1 said the guy who doesn't know how to spell retard, jackass.
3DISEASE 5 months ago
@3DISEASE sorry if i type to fast and make a mistake dickhead
qualitybroadcasting1 5 months ago
@qualitybroadcasting1 but still you dont have to be an asshole
3DISEASE 5 months ago
lmao apeshit! XD
kickboxvictor 6 months ago
LOL!!! the shannon sharp part made me LMFAO!!!!!!!
SceneToSk8 6 months ago
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December 24 at 8 o'clock in the morning, a young 14 year old boy by the name of Scott Johnson was found dead. Doctors couldn't come up with the cause of his death. His mother checked his emails to see if she could figure out what happened. Turns out he was still signed into myspace. She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didn't repose a chain letter. If you don't repose this to six videos a girl with no face will kill you tonight. sorry don't want to die.
tubgirly 6 months ago
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL......!!!!!!!!!!OMG IM TRYING TO EAT BUT ITS POURING OUT MY MOUTH LIKE DROOL.
MrYunglyfe 6 months ago
Before i started watching this i was like... This might be awkward. I was right
Turtleluver26 6 months ago
Amazing!
SkyMeetsLand 6 months ago
Its a vagina *creepy smile *
Roxanne4157 6 months ago 81
"It's a vagina." XD
Laughingfucker 6 months ago
I LOVE YOUR RINGTONE!(:
lindsey22025 7 months ago
hahaha these guys are funny
kkmiguel18 7 months ago
llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllIlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllIlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllI thumbs up if u found the capital I (eye) in the lowercase l's (ell)
DBZrules1997 7 months ago
@DBZrules1997 there are 2 "eyes" at the very end and 36 "characters" in from the very end..
flip666123 7 months ago
I would be SO pissed if I was that interviewer.
breakingbank1997 7 months ago
lmao @ 1:10 ... :P
surely m gonna try that in my next intervew
paranoid000rapper 7 months ago
ITS A VAGINA!!!
OMGlookitsays666 10 months ago
I bring in composure, I bring in poise, and... know-how. And B.O.
THEWingedFreak 10 months ago 19
Fake.
CaneCorsoLuvr 10 months ago
@CaneCorsoLuvr Of course its fake you dumb ass
kingstomman 9 months ago
i have my ball python in my hands right now, will that help anything
LizardsUnleashed 10 months ago
0:52 awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
ninjamaster2995 10 months ago
1:10 Best Part!
dan101harris 10 months ago
This is only funny if you're employed. Otherwise it just makes you depressed.
Terrakinetic 10 months ago 4
lol, he's sweating and talking about "poise"
thisisannoying2 10 months ago
good job with the shannon sharpe impersonation
Ryannpwns 10 months ago
So you dont have ball to do this in real life? thats funny....
AntiChrizt 11 months ago
@AntiChrizt I got plenty ball...2 in fact
newskippy1 9 months ago
@newskippy1 that is quite good for a girl...
AntiChrizt 9 months ago
shannon sharpe hahaha he does it good too
MrTbreeze47 11 months ago
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MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM Thumbs this up if you found the "n"
yomomsroom 11 months ago
Who wants to work with assholes anyway...
BigAndTall666 11 months ago
casually straddle an armchair.. LOL
SuperRawrsome 11 months ago
goon
terroneonline 11 months ago
I told my interviewer that I was a grown-ass man. I got the job.
gaoutlaw 1 year ago 2
This is so fake
BBrictson 1 year ago
@BBrictson durrrr no shit. What's your IQ? A little less than -100?
danerogil 1 year ago
@BBrictson great dialysis Einstein
martin199418 1 year ago
hhaha the guy who says grown ass man reminds me of shit that tom cruise whould actually say ha
deadcow444 1 year ago 2
hahahaha.lol
tintin0602 1 year ago
"its a vagina" lol!!!
lalaandsissy 1 year ago
LMAO
george2648 1 year ago
@DaddysEyes1000 HAHA ! But I Don't think that I'll Go to the extent of Cheek-kissing the interviewer ! xD .
You have Guts ! I like that ....
Inachos74 1 year ago
lol he should have answered his phone and said hey mom lol
BaVoLoNe 1 year ago
THIS wouldve been fun if it was REAL... too bad this was staged..
NeoQuello 1 year ago
i was laughing so hard with the fudge thing i almost had a heart attack
qasimisgood 1 year ago
ATTORNEY LOL
MrBigBryce 1 year ago
milk milk
lemonade
around the corner fudge is made
best. quote. ever.
Olrobs1 1 year ago
@DaddysEyes1000 You mean you kissed the interviewer ? xD ...... HAHA !
Inachos74 1 year ago
Straddle the armchair followed by Shannon Sharpe. Unbelievable.
benriche6 1 year ago
haha this is hilarious!!!
houx0012 1 year ago
This is too funny.
Arenicolous 1 year ago
The title of this video should be: Best ways to NOT get a job.
3onamatch 1 year ago
Who's Shannon Sharpe? You sound more like Eddy Murphy!
DJLunasf 1 year ago 2
@DJLunasf He's a famous football player.
fmg92jr 1 year ago
The milk milk lemonade thing was from W & G. =D
juanmora19910209 1 year ago
HAHAHA Ilike the milk milk one and the straddle one hahahaa
crazypsychOweirdO2 1 year ago
2:11 :D
4297676 1 year ago
is this reall??
sianyroxyajox1 1 year ago
@sianyroxyajox1 I don't think so.
swordlesslol 1 year ago
0:51,1:01,1:47,AND 2:33
WeVoLvEr1 1 year ago
the vagina part my friend showed me in the library and the librarian dude scolded me :( cos i laughed too much
scottyiscute 1 year ago
Anddd this is why the unemployment rate is so high. haha
shikamarunara248 1 year ago 223
That sweaty part was EPIC hahahahaha
ollieboxstreetsk80 1 year ago
@broadwyloverz resign ... IMMEDIATLY !
mathieusabbagh 1 year ago
0:52 kiss on the cheek LOL
vtube1100 1 year ago
1:37 made me piss my pants
misterbread1 1 year ago
"Insert quote from video here"
wonkerjk 1 year ago
Use inspirational lyrics on you're resume... ROFL, that's awesome.
-"I'm a grown ass man, I'm not one of these guys who goes apeshit when somethings goes wrong, I diagnose the problem."
DeutschKayruul 1 year ago
my phone rang during an interview and I hung up and finished the interview. And I got the job
lociz1 1 year ago
lol cool as a cucumber
MikikissFD 1 year ago
Bryan Adams YEAH BUDDY!
talleyho12 1 year ago
hey everyone call this number its in the video when the guy reads the song resume at 2:39 seconds i called it but dont have the chicken mc nuggets to say hello back
1917-597-1098
sofranko101 1 year ago
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jalapenos are not that hot
cheeseyman1231 1 year ago
HAHAHA! My friends cracked on this one.
ben20k 1 year ago
i hate that random ass polish video at the end of some videos on youtube
kelbabii15 1 year ago
FUNNY STUFF,,I'M A GROWN ASS MAN,,WINK, AND THE KISS AND HUG KILLED ME,,NEXT TIME CALL YOURE MOM AND TELL HER TO DO YOURE LAUNDRY, OR MAKE YOURE LUNCH WITH A JUICE BOX
kryptokrow 1 year ago
@xXMrGiggles LEARNED THAT ONE AND THE VAGINA,,ON THE GRADE SCHOOL BUS, ALONG WITH A BUNCH OF OTHERS,,YOU MUST HAVE WALKED TO SCHOOL OR GOT DROPPED OFF
kryptokrow 1 year ago
There's more to it! Milk milk lemonade, around the corner fudge is made...stick your finger in the hole...pull it out TOOTSIE ROLL! I heard some nasty stuff growing up
ecameron77 1 year ago
LMAO the attorney "i dont recall"
brandonturnip 1 year ago
Milk, milk, lemonade. Around the corner fudge is made. Lmfao!!
sajnotts 1 year ago
It's a vagina... LMFAO!!! =))
itachiozn123 1 year ago
Finish the interview by saying ,"catch you on the flip side."
4andbelow 1 year ago
lmao, ur last name's plorn!
wishywashyy 1 year ago
FUCK THAT's FUNNY!
DBAY012 1 year ago
The guy who does the Shannon Sharpe impression reminds me of Luke Wilson. He's hilarious though.
Kobe24Beasty 1 year ago
@xXMrGiggles family guy didnt invent that. i heard that in school over ten years ago.
conceptual0theorist 1 year ago
Did anyone recognize the interviewer? I believe it is former WUSATV-9 sportscaster Ken Mease. Sure looks and sounds like him.
billbounce 1 year ago
Cold drink water such a sweet surprise, sweet cherry pie! <33 Lol, thats my ringtone right now o.o
DragonsCryTears 1 year ago
FAKE and GAY
kenpatsulovesu 1 year ago
milk milk lemonade, around the corner fudge is made. stick your finger up the hole, out pops a tootsie roll!
spacemarshmallow 1 year ago 99
milk milk lemonade around the corner fudge is made. roflmao HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!
spongbobrocks10 1 year ago
milk milk lemonade, around the corner fudge is made. epic WIN
ponchoballer 1 year ago
haha you guys need to do more white guys as shannon sharpe and deion sanders
BMFProductions 1 year ago
lol cherry pie hah
pacmon99 1 year ago
This is funny as hell looooool!!!
nawaf10soccer 1 year ago
The Cherry Pie album kicks ass!... Great album, great songs from a great band..
maiwalt25 1 year ago
lol
XOBLVIOUSDVILX 1 year ago
HE SADDLED THE ARM CHAIR HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Zavier868 1 year ago
2:13 is without a doubt the best. i died
patmagroing 1 year ago
casually straddle an armchair HAAHAHAHA
alpergumussu 1 year ago
FAKE AND GAY
bigmouth285 1 year ago
@bigmouth285 Dont talk about your father that way. Jk, couldnt resist.
rob4danfoc 1 year ago
AWESOME shannon sharpe impersonation
shahinandadrian 1 year ago
i think its fake beacuase theres a video camera in there
TheTodaySkating 1 year ago
@TheTodaySkating no shit its fake moron
one guy is the other guys atourney and applying??
you must be a total idiot
ADDcollin 1 year ago
Im not one of these guys who goes Apeshit, LMAO i almost apshited in my pants
ADDcollin 1 year ago
shannon sharpe persona!! lmao
snappydresser630 1 year ago
Like the guy sweating....would be even funnier if a woman did any of these!!!!
kwanjin1 1 year ago
milk milk lemonade around the corner fudge is made stick your finger up the hole now u have a tootsie roll
poopycheeseballs900 1 year ago
its a vagina lmfao
mikoreos 1 year ago
apeshit
SuperFantasticDude 1 year ago
Hope you like being unemployed.
19kiggs 1 year ago
is thet a REAL job interviewer..?
gallo1997 1 year ago
@gallo1997 Nope. They would never get the job.
19kiggs 1 year ago
COOL as a cucumber lol
Deadscum22 1 year ago
lol similar vids in my lol commercials playlist lol
AnimalHolocaust 1 year ago 2
hey, you said dont try this at home, not dont try this at work >:]
mysticblack111 1 year ago
cheek kiss on an interview LMFAO!!!
joboikickme 1 year ago 2
lol
pikachuthesquirtle 1 year ago
"How do you think you handle pressure under the job"........ " i think im kule, cool as a cucumber"
troubledseed 1 year ago
LOL CASHUALLY STRATTLE AN ARM CHAIR
jessifspolarbear 1 year ago
doing your whole interview in the personna of Carl Childers from Sling Blade would be amazing.
TKDchick4life 1 year ago
what's wrong with kissing?!
jklfds85 1 year ago
I think the last one was just golden. :D
IXDarrylXI 1 year ago
LMAO OMG xDDDDDDD this is hilarious!!!!!!!!!
likewoalol 1 year ago
"it's a vagina" (smiling)...... XD
seikokit 1 year ago
lol straddle an arm chair
HaloGotBioshocked 1 year ago 5
we gona get our hands togetha, n we gunna knock sum skullllz
ididntdoit7 1 year ago
lyrics on top of resume lollll
Slashtap3 1 year ago
@Slashtap3 only if you authored them
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TheGuanacaShow 1 year ago
the armchair one got me cracking up XD
lareigno12 1 year ago 4
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2pakasokiuk 1 year ago
haha.
milk milk
lemonade
around the corner fudge is made.
hahhhahahahahahhahahahahha
yaikellopez 1 year ago 32
1:46 Haha...too funny!
EricSchwin22 1 year ago
hahahha! Rofl
trancepharma 1 year ago
i think another thing u could do is tell the man about std's or other deseases you make up
hubybub 1 year ago
"it's a vagina" hahahahaha!!! *ghasp* hahahaha!!! Lmao!! xD
abraham5111 1 year ago
The Shannon Sharpe impression had me dying lol
tazmission16 2 years ago
lol bring an attorney thats my favorite part. i wonder what would actually happen if i did bring a lawyer to my interview
krazyandy17 2 years ago 3
@krazyandy17 it would tell the company you would sue them, might work if your the only qualified black
zxcvbnmjhgfdsa1 1 year ago
straddle an armchair hahahahahahaha
ShowmetheBlues 2 years ago
Milk, Milk!, Lemonade.... Around the corner, Fudge is MADE!!! LMFAO HAHAHA
batmann12111 2 years ago 78
reminds me of family guy
inspectertaz 1 year ago