I also played Rosyth Dockyard!! They lost a Grand Piano when a few guys turned up, Loaded up the instrument and said "We're takin' this Piano to be tuned!!" Security said "OK see you soon!"
@f16pilot92 Also: the name "Hitler" was a mistake made by Adolf Hitler's father, Alois Hitler, so it is as unlikely to find it in an Austrian phonebook as well-- even though your point being, I am assuming, the Hitler family being Austrian.
fucking brilliant i would've liked to be a fly on the wall at that fergesons place when it went down at ten oclock the next day although i think they would notice me for the massive amount of gut busting laughter. lol lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Starfleet0 1 week ago
I also played Rosyth Dockyard!! They lost a Grand Piano when a few guys turned up, Loaded up the instrument and said "We're takin' this Piano to be tuned!!" Security said "OK see you soon!"
billyconnearly 10 months ago 2
legend!
markyg78 11 months ago
MY NAME IS JOE JOHNSON
That was a nice surprise for me
triplejx3 1 year ago 4
I know what i'm doing tonight :)
Don't you just love free evening and weekend calls lol
DreamsCatcher101 1 year ago 5
joe johnson and ferguson did not like this video
avalsonline 1 year ago 4
wow thats awesome
candybarsspacebars 1 year ago
You'll probably won't find a "Hitler" in any phone directory. Who would want to be known by that name?
FalconSupreme 1 year ago
@FalconSupreme I'm guessing someone withthe name Hitler
candybarsspacebars 1 year ago
@FalconSupreme My very good friend Gerry Hitler had such a rough time at school that he had to eventually change his name to Keith.
jc333jc 1 year ago 5
@jc333jc hahaha if this is the joke i think youre making then hahaha. but if not, why the fuck would you call yourself gerry keith
louiecostello 4 months ago
Watching this makes you glad to be scottish :)
Echelonian 1 year ago 7
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i would love to bone his wife and possibly lick her anus
danglenuts 2 years ago
Why cant he come to sweden
delta99999999 2 years ago
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Because Sweden is shit.
Livercool92 2 years ago
your mother is shit..
Sweden is one of the best countrys ther is!
lillenkill 2 years ago
@Livercool92
there was no need for that =\
too harsh man..! Not liverpool - don't get me started!!
sweden rocks... it's NEUTRAL
McShewan 1 year ago
He mainly goes where there are alot of scots immigrants , usa , canada , australia , places like that .
pau1hughes 2 years ago
seeing him in janurary, gonna be nutty :D
Creepzkidd 2 years ago
this guy is my idol, the best comedian ever.
sxisanta79 2 years ago 3
the one and only billy.
weststandlion 2 years ago 3
funny thing is, you'll never find hitler in a german phonebook, if you'll find it, it'll be in an Austrian one more than likely
f16pilot92 2 years ago
the funny thing is your full of shit
KOENakaGIEL 2 years ago
ok sure
but why would they ban Mien Kamph and allow the name hitler to be published in anything german
so no sir, i am not full of shit do a touch of research
f16pilot92 2 years ago
@f16pilot92 if you weren't so cocky and did some research yourself, you would know its spell "Mein Kampf", not "Mien Kamph". Hypocrite.
Expostulating 1 year ago
@f16pilot92 Also: the name "Hitler" was a mistake made by Adolf Hitler's father, Alois Hitler, so it is as unlikely to find it in an Austrian phonebook as well-- even though your point being, I am assuming, the Hitler family being Austrian.
Expostulating 1 year ago
@Expostulating yes that was my point, that he wasn't German, but Austrian
and i didn't know the name was a mistake
as well, speeling correctly isn't important to many, and i apologize for incorrectly spelling Mein Kampf
f16pilot92 1 year ago
@f16pilot92 ok:-)
Expostulating 1 year ago
funny
katekakes 2 years ago
a spoke to the big yin last week in glasgow!!! LEGEND!!!
brackyrfc09 2 years ago
greatest comedian of all time noone comes close to the big yin
aaz098 2 years ago 9
Cheerio -- a ha ha ha -- Fuck!
areyoucallingmeauser 2 years ago 2
luvin the troosers lmao
007CoDMaster 2 years ago 7
I love the way Billy doesn't tell jokes as such he just tells his stories and he isn't afraid to laugh along too. :)
TehAncient 2 years ago 89
It makes it that much funnier when he cracks himself up!
justsk8ing 2 years ago 6
i like the laugh he did at the end
goldlink09 2 years ago 10
the man was,is, and always will be pure class.
neilkeith1970 2 years ago 17
i tryied lookin for hitler i couldnt find any either
Xboxdude343 2 years ago 10
Ha harr!, you funny bastard!!
RathEanaigh2007 2 years ago 9
That is amazing ;)
Kazumaster 2 years ago 6
oh i would have loved to seen that happen the next morning!! lol
hahahhaaaaaaaa guy would look like a right tit !!
UlsterLoyal72 2 years ago 5
5:20
ROFLMAO
EvilMuzz 2 years ago 4
Lookin' for Hitler in a German phone book.
Haha!
Nerokicksass 2 years ago 12
lol he got him free breakfast xD
shune84 2 years ago 3
5 ov them lmao
so good :D
TheChemicalSon 2 years ago 2
That was awesome.
nickmorgan19457 2 years ago
i wonder what happened when they tow people met up lol
RamenDreams18 2 years ago
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What a big snob ......his patter is pish ....... what a load of shite about Gerry Rafferty ........who gives a fuck
BigCheekyBastard 2 years ago
and yet a fool like you will still watch the clip!
travdogger 2 years ago 2
y u watchin it thn :S
gazza141 2 years ago 3
what a tosser you are.... prick !!!!!!!!!!! i think your patter is a bit of pish .... and the answer to ur question is i give a fuck !.
skyeboy76 2 years ago 3
fuck off
Tommyboiuk1992 2 years ago 3
You suck large green donkey balls... with relish...
justtwentyoeight 2 years ago 7
This has been flagged as spam show
Think I will go and heckle the big dud
BigCheekyBastard 2 years ago
oh fuck off you fat cunt
ServeChilled1956 2 years ago 6
hope you said that just to get a response you fat cunt
freshdamon 2 years ago 3
The neighbours must have looked out the window the next day and thought, "What the fuck is that bam deein' now? Angie, get the polis."
GordonMorrice 3 years ago 2
What DVD is this one from?
renilicious 3 years ago
fucking brilliant i would've liked to be a fly on the wall at that fergesons place when it went down at ten oclock the next day although i think they would notice me for the massive amount of gut busting laughter. lol lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
kilibe023 3 years ago 15
I would love to have been there to see the results of those prank calls!! XD
ElveeKaye 3 years ago 15
Hahahahahahahahaha... That's brilliant :D
xsvsx 3 years ago 13
im geting the im presion u find wat billy connoly said funny.ololo
TheonlyComedian 3 years ago 4
What a fucking legend.
123MMA321 3 years ago 62