Tourettes Guy Grocery Store

[dukiemac]

Fake and Gay,,,,,, ARGHHH CAT BALLS 69 DICK SUCKING SHIT MARK!!!

[cuzzythewolf2]

OMG XD so funny

[JDMowerGuy1998]

0:40

he said holy shit becuase of the tits he saw :D

[belladonna4577]

LMFAO

that "holy shit" part cracks me up every single time XD.

[ChipHazard007]

that's funny he yells HOLY SHIT and scares the couple standing right there

[taylorhellyeah]

Where'd the assholes that built this place put the bathrooms?!

[jjnana100]

we will put the marshmellows back NO! lol made my day

[joestar112890]

OHHH BOB SAGEETTT!

[XxwesleyxX1000]

i dont give a SHIT SHIT SHIIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[crazyhorse1369]

Theirs ladies everywhere asshole

[zombiefighter6]

dad ur not allowed to go back there....i dont give a shit SHIT SHIT!!!!!!

[PeaceLoveMusic977]

Were gonna be outta the butt. And into the fuck!

[FreeMixedSongs]

Marshmellows back

NOOOOOOOOOO

[qdfoster3000]

0:39

[UmbreonAndEspeon1]

0:25 YOU KNOW THE REST.

[xxtinykahunaxx]

look up on google, MOTHERFUCKING HORSE DICK SLAPPING ME

[wildshadow6005]

peter pan peanut utter alert lol

[MorteEtDabo69Lol]

i cracked up at 0:45

[shreddintheaxe]

what the hell do you mean a peter pan peanut butter alert lol

[chyre5753]

DON'T YOU EVER TALK ABOUT MY DICK WITHOUT MY PERMISSION!!!!!!

[XyXINSANEv2]

haha yea right try living with it assholes

[DeClassixzLolz]

HOLY SHIT!!!!! - my new ringtone

[live4warped]

Caution: Pee before watching this.

[cgountanis]

This guy is fake and needs to stop making money off this syndrome.

[DemonOverlordful]

@cgountanis How is it fake...?

[zdawg15thaman]

@cgountanis its funny dude dont get a big DICK!!!!!!

[cgountanis]

@zdawg15thaman Yeah it is funny :-)

[MorteEtDabo69Lol]

when the sign fell...

[nick10191019]

i know feel the need to ride down the middle of the asile and yell "HOLY SHIT"!!

[TheMoronman123]

we'll put the marshmellows back..... NO

[summerpink25]

Is this an actor or a real guy?

[OptimusXmeX3]

This shit is fucking funny. I almost pissed my pants

[phoen1xvine]

I HAVE TOURETTES AND THIS IS NOT WHAT HAPPENS!!! FUCK YOU IF THATS WHAT YOU THINK!!

[rcadabishop]

i love this fat lazy ass i wish he was my father lol

[TheGFTOW]

The intro was fucking ROFL

[DarkShadowBlu]

when he yells "holy shit" the little kid starts laughing really hard XD

[DarkShadowBlu]

i was watching a "celebrities now and then" video, and when i saw Bob Saget, i started watching tourettes guy.

[DotDotCurve64]

''We'll put the marshmallows back...''

Tourettes Guy: NO!!!!!!

^Sounds likee most people lmao!

[DotDotCurve64]

Calm Down! Calm Down! Don't get a big DICK!

^The faces on the people walkin around in the store around him. .. . . .PRICELESS! xD

[thewhiteknightman]

HOLY SHIT right in front of a mother with her six year old boy.

[cookies4free56]

calm down calm down dont get such a big DICK!!!!! lolz

[Ranterizer]

THATS JUST TIT DIRT

[mrfatski]

lol, tit dirt...

[cryptoboy9943xxz]

I have tourettes and this is fucking funny.!! XD

[skriller1237]

know what happened when i got to the last clock my a** turned to Jello!

[HawaiianBlack]

"There's ladies everywhere you dumbass." hahah

[CorBinKaY76]

WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN A "PEANUT PAN PEANUT BUTTER ALERT!?"

[ZhuZhuPets1000]

0:34 - 0:54 Made my day ! xD

[da2lollipop]

the only shirts he wears is the blue one and white one

[McMeevin]

23 people got a big dick, or cock.

[mijitman926]

well put the marsh mallows back NOOO!

[moviegal57]

That poor kid in the red shirt at :39. Priceless!

[Airforce46]

CALM DOWN CALM DOWN ! Dont get a BIG DICK ! x'D that made my day ^^

[NinjaKid3000]

@Airforce46 I was walking down the halls at school yesterday and I couldnt stop laughing about that it just randomly came up in my head

[MsTobuscus]

Batman?

[Matster196]

2 popcorn bags for 5 dollars that expensive

[RetroVideoFan]

@Matster196 I think they mean boxes. Usually boxes come with at least 3 bags of popcorn.

[SopranoPry]

@Imthemastermind007 yes he did pass

[inotnotluvu]

Hahahah LUV THIS GUY

[JayLazyLDN]

'That's not mickey mouse that's just tit dirt!'

[bloodhoun138]

SUCK MY DICK!! or cock.

[jwdogg1551]

Rest in Peace <3

[Jake9123]

i cant wait till im in my 40/ 50s, im gona be just like this guy :D

[witeboi937]

@Jake9123 HAHAHA hell yeah me too.

[beatlesbabe12]

i love showing my mom these videos XD

[McSploodge]

peter pan peanut butter alert :)

[ClumsyRonnie]

Have you noticed in the bowling scene tourettes guy sticks out his ass? ;D lol

[OldTimeyJunk]

0:50 - LOL!

[AlphaScorpion12]

Shit.. Shit! SHIT!!!



[PetofJesus]

1:26 i laphed so much

[PetofJesus]

2:46 best part

[KirbyZero1]

Shit all i have is 40$

[moosedam]

Hey, I found out that Tourette's Guy was a movie that people split into different random scenes. And that why there's sometimes music going in some videos at the wrong time. And I read from many websites saying that it was Smosh's first production starting in 2005 and people have brought the videos to the surface overtime.

[CozyHell101]

Yeah man...don't out back the marshmallows...I'll call Danny on you man!!! NO!!! DON'T PUT THEM BACK!!!!!

[LilAdorkableBambi]

2:48 he made much sense like if u agree

[LilAdorkableBambi]

were goin to be out of the butt...and into the fuck... if we dont come with $36 *crash on floor* lol imma say tat at skool xD

[NerdWorldWill]

is this real?

[OldTimeyJunk]

@NerdWorldWill Yes. He really does have tourettes. It was originally a documentary, now it's been split into random YT vids.

[Jeremiahscool]

I was dyin when he ran into the bakery asking where the bathroom was

[400OO4]

21 people are gingers

[dramirez435]

id like to tit fuk ur ass

[gorillaz220]

20 people talked about his dick without his permission

[METALownsRAP1]

I fucking died at 1:01 lmfao!!!

[3KewlKid3]

we'll take the juice back.. the marshmellows "NO! hshshashahahhahha

[witeboi937]

@Imthemastermind007 take a joke. i didnt know if he was or not. so calm the fuck down. i just heard he died in a car accident. and everything on the internet says that he did too.

[Imthemastermind007]

@witeboi937 What? I dont have time for this chickenshit bullshit. Go to CVS and buy yourself some Tampons

[bloodhoun138]

@witeboi937 Yeah, that kind of joke means you are going to hell.

[witeboi937]

@bloodhoun138 Yes i am. and im proud of it. i dont believe in god. so that wasnt ann insult. -_________-

[bloodhoun138]

@witeboi937 You juggalo disgrace.

[witeboi937]

@bloodhoun138 Id love for you to say that to my face you fuckin bigot. im more of a juggalo than youll ever be

[bloodhoun138]

@witeboi937 I would, I would love to kick your "nobody" ass you fucking disgrace, Go hang yourself you face paint faggot.

[witeboi937]

@bloodhoun138 Then come do it pussy bitch. stop talking about it and come do something. i live in Hesperia CA. ill fuck your bitch ass up, then ill just fuck ur bitch, and your whore mother, and sister. so make a move pussy,

[bloodhoun138]

@witeboi937 I would LOVE for you to touch me son, I took boxing for 8 years and definitely ain't scared of fat, slimy faggalo queers like you. Shit, People like you need to be exterminated.

[witeboi937]

@bloodhoun138 youre cool cuzz you can box! well i just got out of the marines, i was in boxing for 9 years!, AND at the moment im taking a UFC training class. so i would love you see YOU touch me. actually no i wouldnt because youre probably all infected with some disease, a disease that only pussy bitches like you get. fuckin insest ridden faggot bitch

[bloodhoun138]

@witeboi937 Hey dickmouth, Your too retarded to realize that it's called an MMA training class. *facepalm*

[witeboi937]

@bloodhoun138 I say it how ever i want, faggggg. im not gonna sit on here and argue with an internet gangster, who just sits there and talks shit(cuzz he has no life), and wont do shit in the real world. so peace out faggot, and good luck with your pointless arguements on the internet.

[bloodhoun138]

@witeboi937 your dad should have worn a condom.. *facepalm*

[Nemesis0300]

@bloodhoun138 Well, he does have a point. Internet tough-guys are little 12 year old bitches.

[witeboi937]

@Nemesis0300 HA thanks. people like him think theyre all badass and they piss me off. haha

[bloodhoun138]

@witeboi937 Ok, go to the medicine cabinet and swallow as much pills as you can, If you do I will give you a cookie.

[witeboi937]

@bloodhoun138 im not gonna kill my self you dumb slut, im not an idiot. what i meant was, i hate him, i dont talk to him, i dont call him dad. and i have someone else whos more of a dad thatn he really is

[witeboi937]

@bloodhoun138 Yes i agree, i fuckin hate my dad. hes a fuckin faggot cunt bitch. id rather be dead than be called his son.

[witeboi937]

@witeboi937 and using that stupid "*facepalm*" crap is so used up and played out, not only are you probably 12, but an internet gangster, you need to be original and stop using other peoples shit cuzz you cant come up with your own shit.

[Imthemastermind007]

@bloodhoun138 I'm going to award you the "Human Being of the Year Award" Well done

[bloodhoun138]

@Imthemastermind007 thanks, I appreciate it.

[witeboi937]

@DDFJ1230 hes dead. he died from reason in a car accident.

[witeboi937]

theres ladies everywhere you dumass :DD

[Bestintheworld1320]

@euthymology hes alive

[shellymeert1]

yeah dont talk about his manhood lol

[DDFJ1230]

someone tell me where to find this guys new videos

[bradyfitzy]

NO!

[MrYourmom2]

OH SHIT!

[TeAmBlIzZaRd123]

"There's girls everywere you dumbass!!!!!!"

This was my favorite part.

[ARok2010]

Weegee fell on The Tourettes Guy

[MrBooster999]

@itsalwaysallie14 Come down come down. Dont get a big dick!!!

[itsalwaysallie14]

i dont have time for this chicken shit bullshit.

[aulduron]

This guy is a boss

[JENNYRED4EVER]

Lmfao 

[MrSmoshlover1]

TIT DIRT!!!!!!!!

[mfchimichanga]

I got a big DIIIIICK

[Imthemastermind007]

@euthymology Hes not dead, he still is making videos.

[kg29mexico]

@Imthemastermind007 are you dead serious? :0

[Imthemastermind007]

@kg29mexico Yep

[McMeevin]

19 people got a big dick.

[10thmaggot]

"We're going to be out of the butt and into the fuck" Hahahaha That's What My IPod Says When I Plug It In To Charge

[stormy13100]

@10thmaggot how do you that?

[nilocthecoyote]

havent watch these vids in a long time

watched all of them and still funny as SSHIIITT!

[RCThis]

1:42 I DIED LOLING

[MrShiz75]

what do you mean a peter pan peanut butter alert?

[MrKarlnufc]

thats fucking funny lmao peter pan peanut butter

[Asomugha1111]

Calm down Calm down don't get a big dick! Haha

[MyGreenCrystals]

Is this fake?

[lau92]

Is this real? It looks fake :p

[Darkawk]

"..im gona put back the marshmello-"

"NOOOO!!"

[Knux95]

0:38 - 0:54

LOL!! Best part ever!

[cowdust51]

18 people don't have big dicks

[supernerd1103]

0:43 It ain't easy bein' cheesy...

[triplehdd]

Don't you ever talk about my dick without my permission. Best line ever

[DannyRebus]

We'll put the marshmallows back

NO!

Grabs marshmellows and puts them back.

[beatles0and0gnr]

*tries to put back marshmellows*

NO!!!

[AkwardEmoBunni]

TIT  DIRT!

[TVE0304]

That's not Mickey Mouse... that's tit dirt!!!

[SCplusKC]

thats how u get brain cancer..

don't put ur head in a microwave

[MEtallica021319]

HOLY S*it!

[hgsgidshihogs]

DON'T GET A BICK DICK! BITCH.

[DarkQuantumK1ng]

Calm down Calm down dont get a big DICK!!!

[raelinnon2011]

wasnt he in jail? thats whyeverybody thot he died

[xdavstratx]

Theres ladies everywhere DUMBASS!!!

[Jauhne]

DONT GET A BIG DICK

[erstott0622]

BOWL SHIT! (:

[dgood2014]

1:01 BREACH AND CLEAAAAR!!!

[baoneal13]

Well put the marshmallows back NO!!! I died laughing at that part :)

[mrsdoodles5671]

These videos r so funny but stupid..Peter pan peanut butter has been pulled from the shelves due to a "Peter Pan Peanut Butter Alert"

[disneyanafan]

Is it me, or does the sign that he gets hit by look like Weegee?

[ImAwesome194]

what the hell do you mean a peter pan peanut butter alert?!?! lmao.. i lost it at that part!

[caraboo4747]

"We'll put the marshmallows back''

NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

XD

[BrickGrease]

"Dad you're not allowed to go back in there!"

[willandandy29]

Guys this isn't funny. It can't help but to laugh but no one thinks of the guy's life. He can't help it and we are lucky the way we turned out. This guy wasn't. It isn't that funny anyway

[DBZafro345]

@willandandy29 Lol, he knows they're recording it, and besides, some people don't mind, I don't know about you but my friend has tourettes and he doesn't mind us laughing at him every now and then, so try and not take it in that way.

[Ersovideo]

0:04 then look at the top left corner... wait... PAC MAN!

[rjhebert14]

Don't you ever talk about my dick, without my permission!!

[memphisgrownman]

i love this guy!

[gunnar659]

NO ITS JUST TIT DIRT!!!!!

[theballshanglow1]

0:23 lol

[savethelephantnow]

ummm...is this for real??

[sammy2591]

LOL

[maleabieber15]

hey i have tourettes! this is not funny one bit!!!!! u should be ashamed of yourself!!!! screw u!!!

[LDJ96]

@maleabieber15 Oh, we're sor-FUCK YOU!

Sorry, I have it too.

But seriously, shut up.

[AnonymousWillSuceed]

@maleabieber15 actually its funny as shit?! so fuck off not our problem you know how to lie and say you have tourettes fucker.

[AssassineBlades1503]

0:52

[DiceGamev2]

16 people got a big dick.

[infernape667]

tHIS IS FUNNY AS HELL!!!!