I did a show with him about 10yrs ago AFTER HE HAD A HEART ATTACK and he wasnt remotely disrespectful it was at the black expo at the L.A. convention center. As a matter of fact he chopped it up with me and the other members of the band and when the had these psychics, fortune tellers and tarot card readers doing there thing on stage he wouldnt go near them he instead declared "that gift yall got aint of God" and though said it in a joke he was serious...............what happend eddie?
Too bad people didn't know this was a comedy show, nor listen to the part where he says "I like messin' with Christians..." It's all for comedic effect. My people should chill out with their literary corrections and just enjoy the comedy, and if you don't enjoy it, then move on.
Too bad he didn't know that Abel never had the chance to get married as he was murdered by his brother Cain. My dude should thoroughly read and know that.
I believe that GOD is a womb-man. Man plant the seed but womb-man nurture the seed similar to earth. I BELIEVE SHE IS THE BLACK WOMB-MAN BECAUSE SHE CAN PRODUCE ALBINO BABIES CANT NO OTHER WOMB-MAN PRODUCE ALBINO BABIES. WHITE PEOPLE DONT BELIEVE IN AFRICAN/BLACK PEOPLE OR NATURE. THE SUN IS NATURE WHITE PEOPLE GET SUN BURNS. GOD IS THE AFRICAN/BLACK MAN AND WOMB-MAN.
@theright1allthetime Where is the proof that that is so? If the bible was written by God it would be glowing and unchanging-able. Do you have any idea how badly the bible has been altered? King James even has his own version but where is the original bible and what does it say?
@CrimesonWitcher Jesus said "never write a fucking book" because he knew it would lead to exactly this... the corruption and manipulation by man of a simple Truth. The fallen angels taught men to write, and inspired the division & insanity we see in the world today. But it's all done through the free will of men. The Khazar Jews infiltrated all religions and wrote the books, because they HATE Jesus and want to remove all forms of his name from our minds.
Jesus saith unto him, Thomas, because thou hast seen me, thou hast believed: blessed are they that have not seen, and yet have believed. John 20-29
And if any man shall take away from the words of the book of this prophecy, God shall take away his part out of the book of life, and out of the holy city, and from the things which are written in this book. Revelation 22-19
@theright1allthetime Why do people insist on using the bible as if it was a creditable source? If I said something to you from the Quran would you believe it? Of course not because you don't believe in the Quran, so why would you tell me something from the bible and expect me to care?
@CrimesonWitcher WRONG! There actually is some credible evidence in the Quran and many other religious texts as well that offer reliable information. Eddie Griffin nearly plummeted into utter poverty as a result of him turning from the True and Living God to kneel before buddhist statues. God don't like ugly. Now if you don't beleive that Mr. Atheist just look at Eddie Griffin's face hahahaha I guess I should be doing the stand up...Point blank dude don't mix religion with relationship...
@CrimesonWitcher well if only you knew how the devil tried so many times to destroy the bible till he finally gave up and just added to it, took some out of it. and if you say "wheres your proof?" chick com/reading/tracts/0031/0031_01.asp ..... there it is.
Its funny, how people talk about how they dont do religion, but Christianity is the one thats talked against 99% of the time. Even though eddie griffin mocked, and scorned and ridculed Jesus and God the Father, he can still be forgiven of his sin if he repents. Hopefully God will have mercy on his soul until he does. One day, every knee will bow before Jesus Christ and every tongue will confess that He is Lord. Money will make u believe u are a god, until u die like a mere man.
Religous dudes, shut up. You sound like zealots, how do you know that the men who wrote the Bible were inspired by the Holy Spirit, just because they claim it? Anyone can do that, God did write the Bible, but what Eddie Griffin is saying is that you don't need it to tell you the word of God, because most people know it already deep inside them.
Re:00:37....he is exactly right! Before Bible or Quran...we had Law, not religion. This is taught in the NOI. Religion or should I say things come in line of religion to remind us of the laws that governed the Universe. These same laws were exercised by man. This corresponds right into what the Quran calls Calipha, and Bible saying of Jesus: "what is in me, is also in you"...DEEP
Love this. The only thing he got wrong was the cross part. It wasn't the getting nailed to the cross that killed Jesus. You have to remember that he was up there for three days with no food or water. And I read that being stretched out like that actually makes your ribs comprese against your lungs making it difficult to breath, until after a few days your lungs collapse completely. So the combonation of his lungs collapsing, starvation, dehydration, blood loss and internal injuries killed him.
Yeah why the fuhk is pussy out there if they say religious people can't partake in it and if they do:they'rs still going to "Hell" Like I'm supposed to believe every priest out there rubs one out cuz they can't stick it to a woman or they're somehow magically immune to sex or somehow they're an alien who don't have a sex urges or any sex organs-2 Words-BULL SH*T Everybody has hormones therefore everyone has sex drives-you don't have to be a doctor to know that.
"As soon as you go to church somebody's trying to stick uh d1ck up your ass or trying to take money away from you like $1.00-their magic "religious" number.
GOD wrote the boble with the holy spirit thru people ! the bible saved my life Jesus is the word of God which became flesh. you have to go to church to be a member of body or you will ssurely die. Your so called "ESSENCE" will send you strait to hell thats why his knowledge is messed up!
@Mrlivn4Christ Um..yeah...you learned that...by reading books.. by the people who claimed that that was true...but where you born in that time? I'm not trying to say the Bible is wrong, but he still brings up a point.
@Mrlivn4Christ Jesus never wanted anyone to go to church because God is everywhere so going to church is pointless. Your essence is your damn conscience you fool. The bible also says it's ok to have slaves and to treat woman like shit so is that ok with you?
the only law ever needed. " FIRST, DO NO HARM". the second law? DO ONLY WHAT YOU WANT FOR YOUR DAUGHTER. funny & true about the church! Asante sana for the laughs, it makes me merry, healthier! AMIN53362
All religions are full of it. They are not meant to be taken literally and that is the problem because they are by religious fanatics from all sides. Wake up Wise up Raise up No More Glory for old glory. The rise of the Proletariat cannot be stopped!!!!!!!!!
let's keep it real, this guy is saying to put your bible down. then he says that he was made in his father's image. there's no way of knowing that unless you read the bible, learned it from there, and believe. this is a classic example of leading the people astray. WAKE UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@kace842 thank you for that wonderful display of words. do me a favor and don't comment on anything else that i post if all you have to say is ignorant ass shit. thanks
Yup, God created the devil and he craved worship like God which he could not get so he incited some angels and rebelled but he could not stay in heaven bec heaven does not harbor sin. So God kick him out of heaven and put the angels he used in chains in utter darkness and he is now here using others to worship him by doing his dirty work of rebelling against God. hes smart enuff 2 make his minions feel they wont suffer 4 it. Since you obviously dont understand the Bible ill gladly answer ur ?s.
@Crimesonwitcher God doesnt force any1 to do anything they dont want. Thats why evil still exists. He puts before you life and death and it is other peoples ungodly choices that cause suffering so ur research needs to be expanded
@tondia2002 No he actually does force people to do things. If you don't bow to him then you're trash that he throws into the furnace so he's not all that great. If he was then he would allow good people who don't worship him into heaven. If he was so great he wouldn't have murdered every first born of Egypt now would he? Why not punish the parents and not the kids. Killing a persons child is the coldest thing anyone can do.
@CrimesonWitcher He probably sent the first borns to heaven. I believe that God is a good force, but is also kinda neutral since he created the devil and the plagues and stuff.
Yall sick! Dang they are joke! The issue is that he is telling truth the bible is man made! Only blind people think this is sooo wrong. However if this was wrong in the wick homo ass world we live i.,then he would be praised just like J Zay aka hova ( God)
@twilightzoneseinfeld Well that's fine but you sound ridiculous. If I saw an angel right in front of me then It would prove that angels exist. they have been around even before Christianity came. If I saw Jesus standing right in front of me there is no reason why I wouldn't believe. You assume all the first borns went to heaven but how do you know? The God I read about has his rules and he doesn't care. If he did he wouldn't have destroyed several citys of people.
@CrimesonWitcher If you saw an angel, but we, as humans, are ignorant, if we saw something right in front of our face that's bigger than life, we would deny it. I said I ASSUME, it doesn't mean I know for sure.
@twilightzoneseinfeld Well then that's it now isn't it? You assume which means you have no real proof. You just image this is how people would react but if I saw a real Unicorn in front of me then there's no deny it. This is a unicorn because it's all white with a horn and a mane of rainbow. People are dumb but they aren't blind.
@CrimesonWitcher YEa but when it's out of this world(bigger than life) it's something different, and I bet you wouldn't act like that if you saw a supernatural creature in front of your face.
@twilightzoneseinfeld Well it would depend on what that thing is. If it's something I can talk to like a vampire then I'd be interested. Now if it was a werewolf or a demon then I'm running!
@CrimesonWitcher I don't have to put them there, you'l see for yourself. Its all fun but know that freedom comes with responsibility. If you enable an individual in doing wrong or do wrong yourself, the laws of GOD automatically kick in. The only reason you can ridicule Him and get away with it for so long is because He is merciful. gues y u blessed in Church at birth and 6 men bring you back at death. Try God for urself b4 joining the ignorant who get their knowledge from the streets.
@tondia2002 I didn't get my knowledge from the streets I got it from research and a lifetime of seeing God do nothing while people suffer. He's got alot to answer for if he expects people to love him after all thats happened.
@twilightzoneseinfeld No hell no it's not. Alot of things are our fault but he can interfere any any second. All he has to do is send one damn angel and all the wars and evil would stop. You honestly think anyone is ever gonna rape anyone ever again if they see proof standing in front of them? If an angel stood in front of you with a fiery sword and said stop being an asshole or else you ignore him? NO! God created evil because he is the only one that can create.
@CrimesonWitcher Uh..YEAH, they would still hurt people even if they saw proof, human beings are VERY ignorant. We can believe in something invisible, but when it's right in front of our face...nope.
The Bible (that was written by the inspiration of the HOly Spirit upon man) says resist the devil and he will flee. Satan hates God and loves to try to make Him and His laws a mockery. Satan uses Eddie Long to have sex with these young men and then uses Eddie Griffin to mock the ordeal and encourage people to stay away from God and the Church building that we worship Him in. Both Eddies are satan's pawn and brothers in his kingdom. How u like them apples Griffin?
@tondia2002 Says who? Man? Eddie Griffin doesn't want people to stay away from God, he justs says that don't hear or believe EVERY single detail that a BOOK tells you. And how do you know that Satan's behind it? Did one of the Archangels say, "hey this guy is working with the devil!" Not every evil face is the Devil, and even if he was, you nor the pawn of Satan knows that. The Bible isn't a bad book. In fact, I belive in it, but you can't let everything slip into your head.
I'm a Christian and I don't find this at all offensive...this man is right - 'it is written in our essence'. I'm so sick of all the people who believe they're above people because they read a book - any book! God is bigger than any book that could ever be written! Bless you Eddie <3
@YahwehNow3168 This is Offensive WHEN HE MISREPRESENTS THE DEATH OF CHRIST, JESUS COULD HAVE CALLED A LEGION OF ANGELS AND AVOIDED THE CROSS, BUT HE OFFERED HIS LIFE IN OUR PLACE, HE PAID our RANSOM,& IF he UNDERSTOOD THE BIBLE YOU WOULD SEE THAT WE SURVIVED THE PLAGUES OF DISEASE IN THE PAST, BY FOLLOWING THE DIETARY LAWS WHEN WE COULD NOT COOK FOODS, AS WELL./ THE HYGIENE LAWS, DO NOT TREAT LIGHTLY THE SACRIFICE GOD MADE, HIS LAWS ARE WRITTEN ON OUR HEARTS,but this dud takes God's name
@backerscoach How the hell do you know WHAT JESUS WANTS? Was you there,matter of fact was peter paul joesph etc etc etc there also(maybe but how the hell do you know that they actually wrote books about it?) the "Bible" was written hundreds of years after the events of Christ took place so riddle me this "how do you know what went down for sure????" "Faith" is that it? well guess what, you can shove that word up your ass.
@backerscoach God make up the price so if he didn't make it up then nothing needs to be paid. Also when they started burning black cats because they thought witch-craft was evil they also allowed the rats to spread the damn plague so whos fault is it really?
LOL- but see this is exactly why Eddie shd go to church then he would know that Jesus did in fact write the book. He's funny- but this is why people should read the book for themself. Jesus is straight-up & real- no complex rules. He made it clear for every one..God, the Creator loves you so much that he sent Jesus to this world so that whoever will trust in & follow Jesus in this life also gets everlasting life now & forever. Having Jesus means that God will show mercy & not punish us for sin
The book of man, the Roman Empire $3 trillion per year from countries and investment from BP, SHELL, Swiss banks and many other things, but millions die of hunger everyday, don't give them food but give them water to farm and provide for the family, what if Africa was white? Europe want Brazil to buy some of the Greek debt, like Brazilians don't have problems.
How dumb as ppl can we be?? Why believe in God if you dont believe in his word?? period?? This is dumb and ppl who are supposedly spiritual are dumb. bible is written by men who were inspired by Gods spirit to write it. The cross has so much more meaning to it than just Christ dying it has several meaning to his death and ressurection. foolishness. but the man is probably ignorant.....
This is blasphemey. Ok fine God can have a sense of humor but if we are to respect authority figures in the world..etc your earthly father. How much more should we respect and fear God?? You joke about the lord being crucified??? thats funny to U. He may be a believer which is why God himself says in the word that means nothing. He dosen't have any relationship with God if so he wouldnt be talking like this. believe and relationship is 2 diff things. U can believe in the devil too so what?
@CoochieMan215 uhmm please..u have no idea what u talking bout. stick to your own opinion the truth and wisdom in the bible surpasses any mans understanding...not to mention the undeniable truth of the word
@noivad1 LOL!!!!!!!!!! You delusional moron. The sooner you reject that irrational bullshit that you rely on and return to the world of the sane, the sooner you will regain some semblance of sanity. Religitard.
It seriously lightninged here when he did the whistle through the hand skit. I'm a christian but I can't say that Jesus doesn't have a sense of humor. =]
@SenzafineEterno I'm replying to myself because I was wrong. It's not funny to mock the very savior that gave his life for all of our sins. We shouldn't joke about this or disrespect him. I love you Jesus, I am so sorry for my weak and ignorant moments. Thank you for all that you have done for us!
@SenzafineEterno if we are made in his image and we have a sense of humor im sure god does so dont act like its wrong to laugh about it its nothing but joke
Seen this and the Muslims vs. Christian thing, and it's almost the same routine. Of course he hardly didn't say anthing bad about Muhhamad because he's a fucking coward. He just wants to spread more hate towards Christians, like most entertainers and so called comedians.
Anyway, Jesus died on the cross because he wanted to, not because he was a weak ass pussy.
@christysnuffleupagus Eddie is a comedian. There are times certian people check these videos out to see what people say. This is one of those times. Eddie is a good man. He has faith in his creator. If you cannot laugh in life friend, then you cannot be an enlightened person. I promise he knows the more about religions (christian and muslim) than you do. Its comedy friend.
I did a show with him about 10yrs ago AFTER HE HAD A HEART ATTACK and he wasnt remotely disrespectful it was at the black expo at the L.A. convention center. As a matter of fact he chopped it up with me and the other members of the band and when the had these psychics, fortune tellers and tarot card readers doing there thing on stage he wouldnt go near them he instead declared "that gift yall got aint of God" and though said it in a joke he was serious...............what happend eddie?
bigsexyblondiedreads 1 day ago
Too bad people didn't know this was a comedy show, nor listen to the part where he says "I like messin' with Christians..." It's all for comedic effect. My people should chill out with their literary corrections and just enjoy the comedy, and if you don't enjoy it, then move on.
aPandaWithCrabs 1 day ago in playlist lolz
Too bad he didn't know that Abel never had the chance to get married as he was murdered by his brother Cain. My dude should thoroughly read and know that.
Slicearoni 1 day ago
Eddie Griffin is Very Disrespectful.
stephaniewyattwyatt 1 week ago
@stephaniewyattwyatt then what you doing here
Tupachulin25 6 days ago
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shogunMR 5 days ago
@stephaniewyattwyatt Its called comedy. Thats why everyone is laughing
shogunMR 5 days ago
knowledge and wisdom
DivineStudies 1 week ago
I believe that GOD is a womb-man. Man plant the seed but womb-man nurture the seed similar to earth. I BELIEVE SHE IS THE BLACK WOMB-MAN BECAUSE SHE CAN PRODUCE ALBINO BABIES CANT NO OTHER WOMB-MAN PRODUCE ALBINO BABIES. WHITE PEOPLE DONT BELIEVE IN AFRICAN/BLACK PEOPLE OR NATURE. THE SUN IS NATURE WHITE PEOPLE GET SUN BURNS. GOD IS THE AFRICAN/BLACK MAN AND WOMB-MAN.
official816 2 weeks ago 3
warning: pointless arguments below!
Labcabin96 2 weeks ago
I dont give a fuck who the messenger is, did you get the message??0_0
JOxpkral 2 weeks ago
Blasphemy...
The scriptures were written under the inspiration of the Holy Spirit...
theright1allthetime 3 weeks ago
@theright1allthetime Where is the proof that that is so? If the bible was written by God it would be glowing and unchanging-able. Do you have any idea how badly the bible has been altered? King James even has his own version but where is the original bible and what does it say?
CrimesonWitcher 2 weeks ago
@CrimesonWitcher Jesus said "never write a fucking book" because he knew it would lead to exactly this... the corruption and manipulation by man of a simple Truth. The fallen angels taught men to write, and inspired the division & insanity we see in the world today. But it's all done through the free will of men. The Khazar Jews infiltrated all religions and wrote the books, because they HATE Jesus and want to remove all forms of his name from our minds.
YahwehNow3168 2 weeks ago
@CrimesonWitcher
Jesus saith unto him, Thomas, because thou hast seen me, thou hast believed: blessed are they that have not seen, and yet have believed. John 20-29
And if any man shall take away from the words of the book of this prophecy, God shall take away his part out of the book of life, and out of the holy city, and from the things which are written in this book. Revelation 22-19
theright1allthetime 2 weeks ago
@theright1allthetime Why do people insist on using the bible as if it was a creditable source? If I said something to you from the Quran would you believe it? Of course not because you don't believe in the Quran, so why would you tell me something from the bible and expect me to care?
CrimesonWitcher 2 weeks ago
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theright1allthetime 2 weeks ago
@CrimesonWitcher WRONG! There actually is some credible evidence in the Quran and many other religious texts as well that offer reliable information. Eddie Griffin nearly plummeted into utter poverty as a result of him turning from the True and Living God to kneel before buddhist statues. God don't like ugly. Now if you don't beleive that Mr. Atheist just look at Eddie Griffin's face hahahaha I guess I should be doing the stand up...Point blank dude don't mix religion with relationship...
theright1allthetime 2 weeks ago
@CrimesonWitcher Well, i wouldn't tell ya nothing about my Bible, but ya it is a credible source for me...
mrcorrales8 1 week ago
@mrcorrales8 which is sad considering how many holes there are in that book.
CrimesonWitcher 1 week ago
@CrimesonWitcher well if only you knew how the devil tried so many times to destroy the bible till he finally gave up and just added to it, took some out of it. and if you say "wheres your proof?" chick com/reading/tracts/0031/0031_01.asp ..... there it is.
mrcorrales8 2 days ago
Sounds like such an non-believer.
Eddie is a smart man.
I'll bet he's only playing a believer b/c the larger percentage of his crowd is believers.
DonEdwardVoiceovers 3 weeks ago
Its funny, how people talk about how they dont do religion, but Christianity is the one thats talked against 99% of the time. Even though eddie griffin mocked, and scorned and ridculed Jesus and God the Father, he can still be forgiven of his sin if he repents. Hopefully God will have mercy on his soul until he does. One day, every knee will bow before Jesus Christ and every tongue will confess that He is Lord. Money will make u believe u are a god, until u die like a mere man.
mowhite213 3 weeks ago
Religous dudes, shut up. You sound like zealots, how do you know that the men who wrote the Bible were inspired by the Holy Spirit, just because they claim it? Anyone can do that, God did write the Bible, but what Eddie Griffin is saying is that you don't need it to tell you the word of God, because most people know it already deep inside them.
twilightzoneseinfeld 3 weeks ago
Oh he got me 3:12, lol,lol,lol,lol,
Followingfist 3 weeks ago
1:39, lol......that's right! lol, lol
Followingfist 3 weeks ago
Re:00:37....he is exactly right! Before Bible or Quran...we had Law, not religion. This is taught in the NOI. Religion or should I say things come in line of religion to remind us of the laws that governed the Universe. These same laws were exercised by man. This corresponds right into what the Quran calls Calipha, and Bible saying of Jesus: "what is in me, is also in you"...DEEP
Followingfist 3 weeks ago
shit i know the nigga
YoungAirmanFlowers 4 weeks ago
wow! how ignorant!
ktate199 4 weeks ago
Love this. The only thing he got wrong was the cross part. It wasn't the getting nailed to the cross that killed Jesus. You have to remember that he was up there for three days with no food or water. And I read that being stretched out like that actually makes your ribs comprese against your lungs making it difficult to breath, until after a few days your lungs collapse completely. So the combonation of his lungs collapsing, starvation, dehydration, blood loss and internal injuries killed him.
supersaiyanjax93 1 month ago
@supersaiyanjax93 He's still the son of God though, he let himself die.
twilightzoneseinfeld 3 weeks ago
Yeah why the fuhk is pussy out there if they say religious people can't partake in it and if they do:they'rs still going to "Hell" Like I'm supposed to believe every priest out there rubs one out cuz they can't stick it to a woman or they're somehow magically immune to sex or somehow they're an alien who don't have a sex urges or any sex organs-2 Words-BULL SH*T Everybody has hormones therefore everyone has sex drives-you don't have to be a doctor to know that.
tommydafrog 1 month ago
So many "Christian heads in here" your probably thinking "Oh he's going to Hell"....Then Eddie comments: "How the fuck you know?" You psychic?Huh
tommydafrog 1 month ago
"As soon as you go to church somebody's trying to stick uh d1ck up your ass or trying to take money away from you like $1.00-their magic "religious" number.
tommydafrog 1 month ago
Church is not a building acts 7:48
Afrolatin22 1 month ago
GOD wrote the boble with the holy spirit thru people ! the bible saved my life Jesus is the word of God which became flesh. you have to go to church to be a member of body or you will ssurely die. Your so called "ESSENCE" will send you strait to hell thats why his knowledge is messed up!
Mrlivn4Christ 1 month ago
@Mrlivn4Christ Um..yeah...you learned that...by reading books.. by the people who claimed that that was true...but where you born in that time? I'm not trying to say the Bible is wrong, but he still brings up a point.
twilightzoneseinfeld 3 weeks ago
@Mrlivn4Christ Jesus never wanted anyone to go to church because God is everywhere so going to church is pointless. Your essence is your damn conscience you fool. The bible also says it's ok to have slaves and to treat woman like shit so is that ok with you?
CrimesonWitcher 3 weeks ago
the only law ever needed. " FIRST, DO NO HARM". the second law? DO ONLY WHAT YOU WANT FOR YOUR DAUGHTER. funny & true about the church! Asante sana for the laughs, it makes me merry, healthier! AMIN53362
Amin53362 1 month ago
best shit i ever seen
willforrhall 1 month ago
All religions are full of it. They are not meant to be taken literally and that is the problem because they are by religious fanatics from all sides. Wake up Wise up Raise up No More Glory for old glory. The rise of the Proletariat cannot be stopped!!!!!!!!!
BOXCHEVYBOY350 1 month ago
This video is waht is called blasphemy. period.
jtdrummer2112 1 month ago
god is religion, too many labels. leave that shit for mainstream
jac5562 1 month ago
let's keep it real, this guy is saying to put your bible down. then he says that he was made in his father's image. there's no way of knowing that unless you read the bible, learned it from there, and believe. this is a classic example of leading the people astray. WAKE UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ejgold99 1 month ago 2
@ejgold99 You're fucking stupid my friend, that is all.
kace842 1 month ago
@kace842 thank you for that wonderful display of words. do me a favor and don't comment on anything else that i post if all you have to say is ignorant ass shit. thanks
ejgold99 1 month ago
@ejgold99 fuck you dude.
kace842 1 month ago
@ejgold99 He never mentioned the bible after talking about how he made his fathers image, dumbass.
twilightzoneseinfeld 3 weeks ago
He's right.
EzequielVelez 1 month ago
Yup, God created the devil and he craved worship like God which he could not get so he incited some angels and rebelled but he could not stay in heaven bec heaven does not harbor sin. So God kick him out of heaven and put the angels he used in chains in utter darkness and he is now here using others to worship him by doing his dirty work of rebelling against God. hes smart enuff 2 make his minions feel they wont suffer 4 it. Since you obviously dont understand the Bible ill gladly answer ur ?s.
tondia2002 1 month ago
@tondia2002 Eddie never mentioned that.
twilightzoneseinfeld 3 weeks ago
lol lol lol mystery bitches
rjohson 2 months ago
Lmfao!! Too Funny!!!
edgarthemangomez123 2 months ago
@Crimesonwitcher God doesnt force any1 to do anything they dont want. Thats why evil still exists. He puts before you life and death and it is other peoples ungodly choices that cause suffering so ur research needs to be expanded
tondia2002 2 months ago
@tondia2002, simple question for you; did God create the devil?
BogusJesus 2 months ago
@tondia2002 No he actually does force people to do things. If you don't bow to him then you're trash that he throws into the furnace so he's not all that great. If he was then he would allow good people who don't worship him into heaven. If he was so great he wouldn't have murdered every first born of Egypt now would he? Why not punish the parents and not the kids. Killing a persons child is the coldest thing anyone can do.
CrimesonWitcher 3 weeks ago
@CrimesonWitcher He probably sent the first borns to heaven. I believe that God is a good force, but is also kinda neutral since he created the devil and the plagues and stuff.
twilightzoneseinfeld 3 weeks ago
toooooo funny...dang..Eddie did that
genron187 2 months ago
i dont like these type of jokes.. i like the artist not these jokes tho
tulsa4life 2 months ago
@kissableass why r people so dumb bro
preme93 2 months ago
Smdh just stfu please
KissableAss 2 months ago 2
Yall sick! Dang they are joke! The issue is that he is telling truth the bible is man made! Only blind people think this is sooo wrong. However if this was wrong in the wick homo ass world we live i.,then he would be praised just like J Zay aka hova ( God)
KissableAss 2 months ago
Pray for Eddie. Right now!
TheMSRock 2 months ago
@TheMSRock He doesn't need your prayers because he knows he's right. There are alot of holes in the bible just admit it.
CrimesonWitcher 3 weeks ago
@CrimesonWitcher I'm a Christian and I admit it.
twilightzoneseinfeld 3 weeks ago
@twilightzoneseinfeld Well that's fine but you sound ridiculous. If I saw an angel right in front of me then It would prove that angels exist. they have been around even before Christianity came. If I saw Jesus standing right in front of me there is no reason why I wouldn't believe. You assume all the first borns went to heaven but how do you know? The God I read about has his rules and he doesn't care. If he did he wouldn't have destroyed several citys of people.
CrimesonWitcher 2 weeks ago
@CrimesonWitcher If you saw an angel, but we, as humans, are ignorant, if we saw something right in front of our face that's bigger than life, we would deny it. I said I ASSUME, it doesn't mean I know for sure.
twilightzoneseinfeld 2 weeks ago
@twilightzoneseinfeld Well then that's it now isn't it? You assume which means you have no real proof. You just image this is how people would react but if I saw a real Unicorn in front of me then there's no deny it. This is a unicorn because it's all white with a horn and a mane of rainbow. People are dumb but they aren't blind.
CrimesonWitcher 2 weeks ago
@CrimesonWitcher YEa but when it's out of this world(bigger than life) it's something different, and I bet you wouldn't act like that if you saw a supernatural creature in front of your face.
twilightzoneseinfeld 2 weeks ago
@twilightzoneseinfeld Well it would depend on what that thing is. If it's something I can talk to like a vampire then I'd be interested. Now if it was a werewolf or a demon then I'm running!
CrimesonWitcher 1 week ago
@TheKingofSD619 Then apparently they are not Christians. Jesus said you will know a tree by its fruit!!!!
AMBASSSIDOR 2 months ago
God IS an uptight asshole, for real. and a racist motherfucker too.
lijit77 2 months ago
@jruiz94 Nope Eddie Griffin is the 1 committing blasphemy !!!!!!
AMBASSSIDOR 2 months ago
Eddie Griffin and Long about to meet up in the poor house because they both pursuing the same goal, mocking God.
tondia2002 2 months ago
@tondia2002 ummm HELL NO! Whos gonna put them in their YOU? Some people make their whole career making fun of God and they're just fine.
CrimesonWitcher 2 months ago
@CrimesonWitcher I don't have to put them there, you'l see for yourself. Its all fun but know that freedom comes with responsibility. If you enable an individual in doing wrong or do wrong yourself, the laws of GOD automatically kick in. The only reason you can ridicule Him and get away with it for so long is because He is merciful. gues y u blessed in Church at birth and 6 men bring you back at death. Try God for urself b4 joining the ignorant who get their knowledge from the streets.
tondia2002 2 months ago
@tondia2002 I didn't get my knowledge from the streets I got it from research and a lifetime of seeing God do nothing while people suffer. He's got alot to answer for if he expects people to love him after all thats happened.
CrimesonWitcher 2 months ago
@CrimesonWitcher It 's mostly our fault.
twilightzoneseinfeld 3 weeks ago
@twilightzoneseinfeld No hell no it's not. Alot of things are our fault but he can interfere any any second. All he has to do is send one damn angel and all the wars and evil would stop. You honestly think anyone is ever gonna rape anyone ever again if they see proof standing in front of them? If an angel stood in front of you with a fiery sword and said stop being an asshole or else you ignore him? NO! God created evil because he is the only one that can create.
CrimesonWitcher 3 weeks ago
@CrimesonWitcher Uh..YEAH, they would still hurt people even if they saw proof, human beings are VERY ignorant. We can believe in something invisible, but when it's right in front of our face...nope.
twilightzoneseinfeld 3 weeks ago
The Bible (that was written by the inspiration of the HOly Spirit upon man) says resist the devil and he will flee. Satan hates God and loves to try to make Him and His laws a mockery. Satan uses Eddie Long to have sex with these young men and then uses Eddie Griffin to mock the ordeal and encourage people to stay away from God and the Church building that we worship Him in. Both Eddies are satan's pawn and brothers in his kingdom. How u like them apples Griffin?
tondia2002 2 months ago
@tondia2002 Says who? Man? Eddie Griffin doesn't want people to stay away from God, he justs says that don't hear or believe EVERY single detail that a BOOK tells you. And how do you know that Satan's behind it? Did one of the Archangels say, "hey this guy is working with the devil!" Not every evil face is the Devil, and even if he was, you nor the pawn of Satan knows that. The Bible isn't a bad book. In fact, I belive in it, but you can't let everything slip into your head.
twilightzoneseinfeld 3 weeks ago
LOL Eddie, come on dude! u right abt the essence part tho..
tetsoms1 2 months ago
He doesn't go to church...
...he doesn't go to movie premieres either.
pixelsword 2 months ago
Hahahahhaha! Daaaamn!
SGNBK 3 months ago
Cain & Able got married.......to who? whre did these mystery bitches come from? lmao
g2dirty 3 months ago 2
@g2dirty that mystery bitches was funny.BECAUSE HE HAS A SOLID POINT.
Some of his stuff smile worthy,but when puts truth in to his skits then its more likely funny
lopytube 2 months ago
XD oh man, My head hurts from laughing.
noelito01 3 months ago
I'm a Christian and I don't find this at all offensive...this man is right - 'it is written in our essence'. I'm so sick of all the people who believe they're above people because they read a book - any book! God is bigger than any book that could ever be written! Bless you Eddie <3
KonstantinaVlahos 3 months ago 37
@KonstantinaVlahos well said ;-)
YahwehNow3168 3 months ago 7
@YahwehNow3168 Bless you two hon <3 Thank you xo
KonstantinaVlahos 3 months ago
@YahwehNow3168 This is Offensive WHEN HE MISREPRESENTS THE DEATH OF CHRIST, JESUS COULD HAVE CALLED A LEGION OF ANGELS AND AVOIDED THE CROSS, BUT HE OFFERED HIS LIFE IN OUR PLACE, HE PAID our RANSOM,& IF he UNDERSTOOD THE BIBLE YOU WOULD SEE THAT WE SURVIVED THE PLAGUES OF DISEASE IN THE PAST, BY FOLLOWING THE DIETARY LAWS WHEN WE COULD NOT COOK FOODS, AS WELL./ THE HYGIENE LAWS, DO NOT TREAT LIGHTLY THE SACRIFICE GOD MADE, HIS LAWS ARE WRITTEN ON OUR HEARTS,but this dud takes God's name
backerscoach 2 months ago
@backerscoach How the hell do you know WHAT JESUS WANTS? Was you there,matter of fact was peter paul joesph etc etc etc there also(maybe but how the hell do you know that they actually wrote books about it?) the "Bible" was written hundreds of years after the events of Christ took place so riddle me this "how do you know what went down for sure????" "Faith" is that it? well guess what, you can shove that word up your ass.
kennygunz100 1 month ago
@kennygunz100 Right, not even then they knew what Jesus was talking about entirely. so how could we know now?!
twilightzoneseinfeld 3 weeks ago
@backerscoach The Bible is a FICTIONAL BOOK it is found in the fiction part of the library and THAT IS A FACT!
kennygunz100 1 month ago
@kennygunz100 It's also the number one selling book in the world!
kace842 1 month ago
@kennygunz100 It's a history book to the chosen one's. you would not understand it.
mrwhatever213 1 month ago
@backerscoach thank you for telling it like it is
ejgold99 1 month ago
@backerscoach God make up the price so if he didn't make it up then nothing needs to be paid. Also when they started burning black cats because they thought witch-craft was evil they also allowed the rats to spread the damn plague so whos fault is it really?
CrimesonWitcher 3 weeks ago
@KonstantinaVlahos Christian?Would you blow yourself up for Jesus?
phillozoph50 1 month ago
@phillozoph50 Why would I ever do such a thing? :) We've been called to live and love and not to blow up stuff :)
KonstantinaVlahos 1 month ago
@KonstantinaVlahos Preach it, sir.
Legba85 1 month ago
@KonstantinaVlahos God has exalted his word above his name
matandatolodi1989 3 weeks ago
God = Allah (SWT) never wrote a book.
His messenger did.
IAmNass 3 months ago
@IAmNass And you know this by what type of magic?
GnosticAtheist 3 months ago
@GnosticAtheist
If you know something about Islam, you'll know that.
It's the Quran who was written by Muhammed.
IAmNass 2 months ago
@IAmNass And in the quran he wrote he was the messenger. Fantastic evidence.
GnosticAtheist 2 months ago
@GnosticAtheist I can't talk with a non believer.
IAmNass 2 months ago
@IAmNass Thats all right. Peace.
GnosticAtheist 2 months ago
LOL- but see this is exactly why Eddie shd go to church then he would know that Jesus did in fact write the book. He's funny- but this is why people should read the book for themself. Jesus is straight-up & real- no complex rules. He made it clear for every one..God, the Creator loves you so much that he sent Jesus to this world so that whoever will trust in & follow Jesus in this life also gets everlasting life now & forever. Having Jesus means that God will show mercy & not punish us for sin
shieldsff 3 months ago
EXSACALLY WHY I DONT GO TO CHURCH LMFAOOO!!!!!! THIS NIGGA AINT LIEING!
ANDROMEDNITES 3 months ago
The book of man, the Roman Empire $3 trillion per year from countries and investment from BP, SHELL, Swiss banks and many other things, but millions die of hunger everyday, don't give them food but give them water to farm and provide for the family, what if Africa was white? Europe want Brazil to buy some of the Greek debt, like Brazilians don't have problems.
Peace2011yes 3 months ago 2
@Peace2011yes I know right. Who would buy Greeks debt when Brazil still has issues of itself? lol
Sileni 2 months ago
@Sileni Brazil has money, but allot of people has nothing.
Peace2011yes 2 months ago
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO i Love this GUY!!!
SiisiiLovESMJ 4 months ago
How dumb as ppl can we be?? Why believe in God if you dont believe in his word?? period?? This is dumb and ppl who are supposedly spiritual are dumb. bible is written by men who were inspired by Gods spirit to write it. The cross has so much more meaning to it than just Christ dying it has several meaning to his death and ressurection. foolishness. but the man is probably ignorant.....
noivad1 4 months ago
This is blasphemey. Ok fine God can have a sense of humor but if we are to respect authority figures in the world..etc your earthly father. How much more should we respect and fear God?? You joke about the lord being crucified??? thats funny to U. He may be a believer which is why God himself says in the word that means nothing. He dosen't have any relationship with God if so he wouldnt be talking like this. believe and relationship is 2 diff things. U can believe in the devil too so what?
noivad1 4 months ago
@noivad1 u need a bullet in the brain
germanwolf666 4 months ago in playlist germanwolf666's favorites
It's all bullshit anyway. The christian bible is all bullshit.
CoochieMan215 4 months ago
@CoochieMan215 uhmm please..u have no idea what u talking bout. stick to your own opinion the truth and wisdom in the bible surpasses any mans understanding...not to mention the undeniable truth of the word
noivad1 4 months ago
@noivad1 LOL!!!!!!!!!! You delusional moron. The sooner you reject that irrational bullshit that you rely on and return to the world of the sane, the sooner you will regain some semblance of sanity. Religitard.
CoochieMan215 4 months ago
@CoochieMan215 lmao religitard thats a good 1. Have a good day
noivad1 4 months ago
@CoochieMan215 Define the world of the sane.
twilightzoneseinfeld 3 weeks ago
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Oweboy1960 5 months ago
Tooooo funny
libragirl1964 5 months ago
@Dexter130394 - Actually he has been a comedian for 20+ years
DjfunkmasterG 5 months ago
@DjfunkmasterG Thank you. People don't know shit unless they saw it on screen.
GOINABILITY 5 months ago
@GOINABILITY - Must be a youngin' cuz I am 40 and caught Eddie on Def COmedy Jam back in the day and his first HBO half hour special.
Been diggin him ever since.
DjfunkmasterG 5 months ago 2
It seriously lightninged here when he did the whistle through the hand skit. I'm a christian but I can't say that Jesus doesn't have a sense of humor. =]
SenzafineEterno 5 months ago
@SenzafineEterno I'm replying to myself because I was wrong. It's not funny to mock the very savior that gave his life for all of our sins. We shouldn't joke about this or disrespect him. I love you Jesus, I am so sorry for my weak and ignorant moments. Thank you for all that you have done for us!
SenzafineEterno 5 months ago
@SenzafineEterno if we are made in his image and we have a sense of humor im sure god does so dont act like its wrong to laugh about it its nothing but joke
956crazyman19 5 months ago
land of the giants.. LOL mystery bitches.. Yeah thats hilarious
WonderWomanFan4life 6 months ago
Seen this and the Muslims vs. Christian thing, and it's almost the same routine. Of course he hardly didn't say anthing bad about Muhhamad because he's a fucking coward. He just wants to spread more hate towards Christians, like most entertainers and so called comedians.
Anyway, Jesus died on the cross because he wanted to, not because he was a weak ass pussy.
christysnuffleupagus 6 months ago
@christysnuffleupagus Jesus is the man, Jesus is awesome. he died for the WORLD sin.
Bloodsport1 5 months ago
@christysnuffleupagus Eddie is a comedian. There are times certian people check these videos out to see what people say. This is one of those times. Eddie is a good man. He has faith in his creator. If you cannot laugh in life friend, then you cannot be an enlightened person. I promise he knows the more about religions (christian and muslim) than you do. Its comedy friend.
3rdRangerBat1000 5 months ago 2
@christysnuffleupagus It's a joke retard.
twilightzoneseinfeld 3 weeks ago
Who are these mystery bitches? LOL
ouko92 6 months ago
Not funny @ all.
sjohn331 6 months ago
BLASPHEMY!!!!!!! at it's fullest
AMBASSSIDOR 7 months ago
@AMBASSSIDOR I hope your not saying that Eddie Murphy is the one committing blasphemy....
jruiz94 2 months ago
@AMBASSSIDOR Most Christians practices Blasphemy daily
TheKingofSD619 2 months ago
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fight2legalize 8 months ago
TOO FUCKING FUNNY I LOVE THIS DVD
glenwood85 8 months ago
@Dexter130394 yeah he's in comedies, like "Date Movie"
YahwehNow3168 8 months ago
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skskinnycuhh 9 months ago
@dianna777dee yeah this guy is a classic. The full show is called "You Can Tell 'Em I Said It" I highly recommend for laughs ;-)
YahwehNow3168 10 months ago