Cambodian Magic Turtle?

[chrisstevensjunior]

@atiqahdotcom hey urine is good right? so i don't blame ya look up drinking urine for health and u'll see why not that i would but im surprised like u r

[xNavySeal57x]

and people think americans are stupid..

[TheMathadish]

boshriwale madarchod inki bahin ka boshra



[TheMathadish]

boshriwale madarchod inki bahin ka boshra

[chrisstevensjunior]

@TheMathadish ?

[Chihuhah10]

poor turtle..

[chrisstevensjunior]

@Chihuhah10 what do u mean poor turtle? they don't kill it or anything

[Chihuhah10]

@chrisstevensjunior Because, it`s getting too much attention, turtles could get overwhelmed or whatever, because I know if I was that turtle I would.. it`s sad to see that the turtle is FORCED to do that...

[chrisstevensjunior]

@Chihuhah10 you say it like it's a bad thing hey hes pampered.. in India, cows are treated like gods you can't blame them :P

[Chihuhah10]

@chrisstevensjunior Ohh... I thought he was being overwhelmed by so much attention, because normal turtles aren`t like him, I didn`t know that they worshiped them, I just thought they liked this one.. Probably should`ve done my research, huh?

[g3n3z1d3]

i think if ou eat his poo you will be immortal...

[RSUnicorn]

''we'' like turtles

[Rasilovic]

Its Tejbz

[perfectperfecto]

it's good to see people treating animals like this :P

[woowookazoo]

i cant believe people believe such placebos

[jolting8]

I LIKE TURTLES!

[MrMrdjcj]

magic turtle my ass

[grasshop34]

Check out my magic turtle video! A drawing magically changes into a live baby turtle

[lead111]

Dumb bitch

[ThePurplehex]

have you ever heard of a placebo effect

[Danielita90]

This is sad..Poor turtle

[Breakzoras]

this is retarded ;p

[gnrfan32]

haha wow some people will believe anything

[Dranzel]

I usually never insult people like this... but... damn those people are fucking dumb... primitive cultures only set back the worlds progress

[lrkiDaBirki]

dude, thats not cool at all, im cambodian and we're not some retarded people. i dont believe in the turtle thing but its pretty much saying that all christians or catholics or whatever are retarded for believing in god.

[Dranzel]

You didnt get my point, i dont mean that a country itself its foolish, i just ment that beliefs like this, (christian and catholics are pretty primitive if you ask me) set back the world one step, generate hate and rejection against other cultures... sure they can give you faith, but also blind fate, which can generate fanatics, fanatics propel the hate, and obnioux shit like this, i didnt mean to insult your country, sorry dude

[badreligionbomb]

Christians ARE dumb for believing in God

[badreligionbomb]

@MrParry1999 how dare I??? it's quite simple... there is no God... its fairytale bullshit.... so anyone who believes in a god is a fuckin idiot..... there.... better explanation

[SuperMustangDude]

@badreligionbomb Yeah, and your dumbass is gonna burn in Hell for NOT believing in him. Take your dumbass anti-religous views somewhere else you atheist fuck.

[snakewaffles]

@lrkiDaBirki Dude,  they are.

[SammyTinXD]

I worship turtles peee!

[xtruma]

i would be jumping fast 2 conclusion..people from 3rd world countries have a different view of life than civilized countries.there is a reason for everything.americans believe in a divine power,believe in witchcraft..my people believe in spirits and ghosts, and also witchcraft..so who knows?plus,if u are intellectial enough,u would know about atlantis,a very very ancient world that didnt possess any rich financial structure but had some mystical belief other than ours TODAY. and that was real

[Punkishgirl27]

wtf?

[STERENR]

wtf. retards? wtf is wrong with this people

[ventilize]

someone should do a video with the turtle boy popping up in this video

[silverstarz1000]

I like it how people believe in certain animals as healers for sickness, its very interesting to know that form another culture.

[guccitag]

anyone know wat the background music is called??

[CherThinksPink]

hahaha

[Magyar126]

theres alot of retards in this world just like those people who eat the placentas.... its not doing anything for you.

[ChidoriAnbu]

they shuld just collect the turtle's piss then.

[XOXcosmicXOX]

tooortleees make me feel all better :D

[ChrisBclips]

they sound really crazy.the magic turtle will heal me if i drink its swimming water.

they have meds. for that sort of thing now.

[america0wns]

i like turtles

lol

[igonnagetfsx]

retards

[ladyaquastar]

the turtle was probably thinking

"what have i got myself into?!"

[crimzonesuicide]

Placebo... might as well suck on that turtles anus if it makes you feel even better

[bazzy1996]

lol they sed the turtle coudnt comment it cant talk the dumbass :P

[AirVol2]

COOL TURTLE :O

[Kerssy94]

Placebo, it must be LOL.

[puppyee]

lol,the turtle himself was unavailable to comment. XD

[MokkeePokkee]

cool turtle o.o

[TehUberMoose]

Lol a PERFECT example of the Placebo effect, go google it and you'll know what I'm talking about :)

[vostogm]

i would like to show them a "magical pipe",, just give them a gun and tell them to take a peek :)

[Wakzi]

Ahh, c'mon, It's 2009.. Do people still believe in that kind of stuff.. So sad..

[6xxunknownxx6]

retards

[highflyer]

placebo

[chrisstevensjunior]

@highflyer why do people say it sucks

[SpicyMonkey123]

hmm....I hope they dont get salmonella drinking the magic turtles water D=

[w4rr1bbons]

maybe the turtle actually does give them salmonella, but it's a different strain and it cures all diseases!

[jay3213]

oh wise turtle, Please actually become magic instead of making people think you are. seriously mr.turtle, a man jumped off a building because he though you gave him the ability to fly....

[JowieL90]

poor turtle..

[music2man88]

lmaooo this is funni

[BluBel123]

Must go there to bring me good health & wealth!

[gooooblaster1800]

sadly the next day turtle dies

[briggs9187]

I want to eat it

[jenn100248]

luckiest turtle alive.

[TheSnub]

ALL GLORY TO THE HEALINGTOAD

[Scyfersythe]

If I was that turtle, I'd be pretty pissed.

[illuminol]

ALL HAIL MAGIC TURTLE

[animals007]

the water is probably going to make them more sick

[breerex123]

whats the song name ?????

[retard5005]

it looks like my red ear with out the red

[imperiallion]

what a bunch of pagan idiots, they should bow to Rome and ask for salvation from the Church.

[Havokreator]

Go to a fucking doctor, won't you........

[808lindames808]

LMAO with all my teeth :D

[Benfea]

mstiffysmith, the word "irony" is entirely lost on you, isn't it?

[robopenguinz]

turtles like gosh i just wanna rest and your throwing me around with water all the time

[SickFX1]

Maybe the turtle can grow them some teeth, since they got about 1 each.

[getintoawheelchair]

lol granny at 45 xD

[vietsoulja7]

at 0:14 it look like the turtle have writing on it is that a natural thing for it or did the people do it

[GerbilJr]

turtles suck eggs

Yum this yellow water is really tasty says the old man

[paparas2000]

Its a turtle ninja?

[Jimiyohanson]

they believe it heals them, therefore it does. but its all in their head!

[zappasoul]

is it Donatelo? Leonardo? Rafael? or Micael Angelo? I bet Splinter is behind this...

[NVanWendy]

Maybe granny there could get the magic turtle to supply her with some teeth.

[J0RNR0CK70700]

maybe they put in like 75% alcohol and everyone goes like; Wow that's good shit right there

[joesixpacktheplumber]

Turtle piss... damn good stuff.

[legend101zelda]

-scoops water into glasses and goes on Cambodian ebay- Magic turtle water 90 American dollars, get you magic turtle water!

[okanekobane332]

0:28 He starts coughing and then says he feels better after drinking the turtles watered down piss?

[breerex123]

what is this post rock song ?

[doumanian3]

turtle is like

wtf is this shit

[crapatitus]

lololol "wtf is this shit"

[lemmyliquor]

turtles jesus ''magic elixer''..... its all just the power of positive thinking and releasing yourself to a higher power... in this case the absurd notion that a drink of turtle soak is a cure all.... and it is except its from the placebo effect and not turtle shmegma

[ThePoisonYouth]

lol turtle smegma!

[LEGION141]

eww smegma is gross >.>

[ThePoisonYouth]

Some people's trash is other people's treasure... :D

[LEGION141]

theres probably turtle poo and piddle and all sorts in there if they drink it they are gunna get ill and then drink some more O.o

[ThePoisonYouth]

...and thus the circle of life is complete!

[LEGION141]

omg that made me laff SO much high five

[ThePoisonYouth]

w00t! High five!

[LEGION141]

w00t lol DFTBA

[Zhinkz]

I like Turtles. ^^

[BunnySpoons]

LOL @ 0:54.

"The turtle himself was unavailable for comment."

[rinwhr]

Poor turtle....

[lrkiDaBirki]

ive had some of this water, i am 107 years old but i feel and look like im 16, amazing....

[lrkiDaBirki]

KHMER PRIDE!

[skatesoft44]

now we need that i like turtles zombie kid lol

[TheSoundDepo]

I like turtles?

[SerkTheTurk91]

i like turtles

[ikaramashu]

i feel sorry for the turtle

[Theowest]

I like turtles

[FRIENDLYMEXICANBOY]

I think you need to learn a bit more

[Aaronkills10]

Khmai pride :V

[Ironsixx]

"Squirtle Squirtle!"

[lifegoson8]

some of these people should get some teeth lol

[Hermit4321]

oh no! they are forceing me to look at ad's now!! :(

[HamsterClawz]

soo cool.. i love turtle =]

[neobattle2]

... ...

[sparkthebird]

HAHAHAHA

love the end caption

[JerseySaiCO]

Turtles all carry Salmonella and Fin Worm... not good for drinking...

[Nathan12380]

Like drugs yeah? :o They'll feel good now, then they'll die, Damn I love Turtle Gods.

[eduardcristofer1]

i like turtles :)

[theWTFnations]

jesus turtle

[bankitdrew]

I bet it tastes good in a soup.

[Onepasion]

Poor turtle

[roborovskihamsters]

OMG SO FUNNY WELL DONE DIAGONALUK 0:55

[girlsrontheinternet]

lol

[theonlyonebuttwo]

OH MY GOD

something like this shud be funny, but its just incredible how stupid some people are...???

[unbrokenjack]

Well, if you've heard of the Placebo Effect, at least it works.

[globalarte]

You said :"oh my god"... do you really believe in gods ... like turtles or resurrected zombies? , or walking on water ? if you do ... you are as dumb as they are.

[theonlyonebuttwo]

oh my god, and jesus christ, and fucking hell, and such lost their meanings long ago. Most people will say oh my god, wether they are religeous or not, you piece of hairy shit.

[globalarte]

hahaha ok ( soorry )

[luvtwinkie1993]

you know theirs a saying that if you believe that your sick you could actually get sick, maybe it's the same in this case, if people believe hard enough, that you could get cured from turtle water, maybe you could actually get cured..........idk if it's true but i read an article a long time ago, and i also saw it in this korean t.v show i think(i forgot if it was proven or not), but i read articles about it

[ckyboy2020]

Magic Turtle Soup Anyone?

[sfknight78]

Obviously these people doesn't have any comprehension of the 2nd commandment.

[animes25]

most of you believe in a god that you cant even see, at least this people believe in something REAL

[unbrokenjack]

Even though I call my self mildly christian, that's a good point xD

Though I think it's more seeing how 'God' makes influences in the world. It's not a person or thing, rather the energy that binds all atoms and minds together and all that jazz.

[Adahondeayenh]

unbrokenjack I think you're right, 'god' is not a person or a thing. That is humans anthropomorphizing the benevolent force 'god' . Although the bible tells us god can speak through everyday things, such as a bush .

[unbrokenjack]

Then again, that could be the energy being picked up by the brain and being interpreted by the brain as speech.

Science, anyone? @_@

[globalarte]

what kind of energy ? ; electric? caloric ? gravitational ?, fantastic ?

[unbrokenjack]

Well, there are loads of undiscovered kinds of energy out there. I'm thinking along the lines of atomic binding energy (can be referred to as nuclear energy), though it could also be psychic energy. Whichever.

"No, Randal. Just. Pure. Energy." Lazer Collection 3 ftw.

[globalarte]

"psychic energy" (OK).

End  transmission .

[Adahondeayenh]

Psychic energy is real, I've used psychic energy for a bunch of different things. Water witching, also called divining, can be used to telepathically find water underneath the ground. Also 'remote viewing' can be used to get answers from distant locations. It's not too difficult to master , and ANYONE can use it.

[SpankyJones10]

But it's a turtle.. D:

[houseguy4]

If the guy dropped the turtle, could it heal itself?

We humans are desperate for what we want - healing, happiness...

[Indianbic]

Lmao, who are you to say "fuck your god", it's a belief they have. And maybe you should stop being a dumbass and start respecting other religions. The way you made of their god would cause the same unrest in Christians if someone was to insult Jesus or some other religious figurehead.

[Downwiththemadness91]

It's not funny to make fun of religion, this "turtle god" as they say is like Jesus to us, we cherish and ask for blessisngs from those who are close to him known as priests, those in Cambodia ask blesssing from a turtle. It's not that different if you ask me.

[baozeng]

leave magic turtle alone

and how fucking dare anyone out there make fun of magic turtle

[pwn00bz]

I think they put LSD in the water before hand.

[Skoulikimou]

can anyone explain to me what make this turtle so magical

[SplendidDissenter]

It's like Jesus.

[GhostXThief]

I hope those patterns on the turtle's shell were natural because of those people engraved it on them, thats just abusive even if it might have not harmed the turtle.

[XCrazyMonkeyStudiosX]

lol the turtle was unable to comment

[GenMassacre136]

lol i drank the water from the turtle? and now i feel better?!?! ha ha turtle piss makes me feel grrrrrrrreat

[mallyeddy]

turtle piss -_-

[Adahondeayenh]

The LORD god said, you shall have no other gods before me.

Seriously there is nothing wrong with believing that an animal could have magical or healing powers. Many animals and plants do have remarkable healing powers. But that is NO god.

Placebo effect- Your mind is the best tool you have in recovering your health.

[dharmadan]

whatever..

[SpankyJones10]

To reinforce that statement; The 'powers' you mentioned are all related to science. Plants and animals with the ability to heal humans and other animals have some chemical, hormone, bacteria, etc, that may heal them - not an inhuman power.

[Adahondeayenh]

Hmm yes I would agree with you. Most of the healing 'powers' that plants and animals have are related to science. However, the placebo effect is not related to science and can't be explained by science.

There's many other phenomena that can't be explained by science. You can use a fruit branch to find water underground, this is called 'water witching' or 'divining' .

[dharmadan]

The placebo affect IS explained by science.

When science can't explain something, it doesn't start inventing a fantasy world.

That's religion's job.

[EVPpsycho]

That was the most amazing comment ive ever read. I wish I could thumbs up twice XD

[dharmadan]

What a bunch of retards. Now you'll have to excuse me, I have to go to church to pray to my cross, in hopes that all my ills will be cured, and I will win the lottery, then I have to avoid certain foods, lest I am doomed to eternal damnation, and I also have to make sure not to think certain things, because then I will be judged as an infidel and bad karma will follow me into future lives.....

[GodNoor]

What is the ad people are talking about before the video :S I don't see any and never have.

[arkiepoo]

what a bunch of morons magic turtle wtf poor thing

[rochelimit55555]

how varied the human culture is :)

[AznMich]

Its the placebo effect

[devilkwx]

retards