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  • I'm watching this at the food cort at my college and there are people passing me by giving me (That girl must be insane) look for laughing at a map. But if I took off my head phones maybe they won't think I'm isane but just crazy. o_O

  • like this is you wanna give snake a hug

  • im gonna live for another fuckin' 60 years from all this laughing holy shiiiiiiit

  • Dammit Snake. Now I wanna eat a banana.

  • I practice on a cumberland sausage myself.

  • Banana sex? Yeah I figured Snake had to bring it up at some point. -_-

  • i cant hear it and id turn it up but im afraid hes gonna blast mah ears off :3

  • dude ur awesome

  • it was funny when he said "yeah im hugin the rail just incase sum dick hole tryes to swipe my ass face off"

  • Snake your a good writer. :DD

  • you are freaking funny man 

  • (: your accent snake is freaking amazing (:

  • @hadse999 erm just a question.. You were saying 'derrrrrp this dude disrespects our religion and you continue to watch his videos?! But I'm so stupid that I then say that in his earlier videos he said crap about MJ after he died. Therefore making us know that you still continue to watch Snakes videos and are contradicting yourself by telling others not to. You're a stupid hypocrit and need to shut up about religion and not dis snake about the way he speaks. You speak all la di da god crap and t

  • God fucking damn, Snake. I was having such a bad day...Till the banana part. xD

  • Best.... intro.... ever...

  • Need a break? Have a KitKat!

  • I got a cup of tea and a KitKat! Pretty intense if you ask me.

  • I love banana's...and now I crave one after your banana talk lol

  • best or worst application of a banana?

  • snake, there was a pendent or something on that long circly stairs thingy that leads to the 2F basement, u missed it.

  • shwing shwong XD!!

  • So I started watching this and im eating a banana....

  • 13:09 orgasm

  • @Thedarkconsumer You made me laugh so hard when I saw your comment and watched the part at the same damn time. I almost shit myself. Fucking hilarious!

  • Oh dear god! I shouldnt be listening to this banana talk! But it's just so funny! XD

  • "I'm jus' buzzin." lol.

  • I got a cup o' tea and a KitKat! That really has to be on a t-shirt.

  • 08:38 Your rectum comes out?? Yeah, been through that

  • what ever you do don't buy cheap uggboots, they might be made out of raccoon dogs that are skinned alive :(

  • I refuse to suck a banana >:(

  • r u an atheist?

  • @hadse999 I do agree with you on god being real. But dude. Don't put that stuff on snake's vids. It's just stupid.

  • 2:36 I'm BI and...dude...that's what dicks are like when you give them a blow. ^_^ That is all.

  • If snake was my exterminator I could imagine going to my house and seeing him screaming with joy while he has a giant bat swinging it vigorously at bugs.

  • Awwww, kirabook and hadse999 made up! :3

  • !FEMALES!- GO TO A SHOP-BUY A BANANA-PELE IT-IN AND OUT YOUR MOUTH-PRACTICE FOR A WHILE AND THE NEXT THING YOU KNOW YOU GOT YOUR SELF A HUSBAND :D

  • i freakin love these videos! you never know what will happen!

  • Hahaha. The schwing schwings. XD

  • I believe there is something out there to put your faith into, and even if he does not directly believe in god, he believes in something, whether atheist or not, its what he believes, trashing anothers religion as you say he did to you is low, and you dont have to sink to his level. I think whatever anyone believes is fine

  • I think you both need to grow up, this is a video for enjoyment, and if u dont like it, too bad. Dont watch it. Grow up, seriously.

  • @REFREAK111 I thought this guy was really nice and very polite but when he purposely insults God with some words I bet he wouldn't have told to someone hitting on his sister do you expect me to accept this insult for God? This is just like saying you have no life because you believe in something I don't...

  • @hadse999

    Listen, I'm Christian too and he was obviously joking around. :/

    What do you care if he insulted God? All you need is to worry about yourself. Calm down and don't get into a hissy fit. Enjoy the video and that's all you need to pay attention to. >.>

  • @kirabook What a great Christian you are if he insulted your God and you continued to watch him. Please don't reply to me anymore.

  • @hadse999

    The point is you need to grow some balls and learn that not everyone likes "God". Understand? Learn to live with others and tolerate others when they don't' share your beliefs and you'll be 100 more well off. Do you want to be like the few radical Muslims or a Christian of the past and stone him to death for speaking against your religion?

  • @kirabook You really expect me to hear him insult God and be fine with it??! Do you even go to church on Sundays?? Because you clearly don't sound  like a faithful Christian to me. If he insulted your country and said some of the most horrible words to be ever heard to you and your country, would you be fine with it??! In one of his earlier videos, he insulted Michael Jackson just after days of his death and people flipped at him. Why can't he mind his tongue when he wants to be funny??!

  • @hadse999

    I expect you to grow up and stop being a fool. If you can't calmly going about someone insulting your religion, you aren't faithful enough. You care what others think of your religion when you shouldn't. If you were as Chrisitan as you want to be, his "insult" would have blown over your head and you wouldn't have cared, because you know your religion is "awesome" and others opinions doesn't matter. You're getting in a hissy fit for no reason.

  • It's very immature and gives Chrisitans an even worse image. My country is insulted everyday, and I agree with the insults. I don't care. >.> Micheal Jackson went through lots of controversy, so what? Why do people feel the need to defend mega stars they don't know? Get your act together. If you don't like him, don't bother ever coming here or on his channel ever again. Problem solved.

  • @kirabook You're the one who replied to me out of nowhere and keeps replying when I demanded that you shouldn't don't reply to me anymore..

  • @hadse999

    I felt the need to help you understand why you don't need to try so hard to defend your religion. It doesn't need to be defended and you were taking up a lot of space about how you disliked the insult so much and it rocked your very core.

    Relax and enjoy SH somewhere else. Good night!

  • @kirabook I didn't ask for your help. I only asked for you to leave me alone. Atheist ....

  • @hadse999

    I help people who need help, it's in our religion after all.

  • @kirabook Good for you :).

  • @hadse999 >.>

  • ...

    Yeah, your...description of the banana turning to "mush" disturbed me.

    In fact, all of the beginning crap disturbed me. xDD

  • Have a break. Have a kitkat!

  • I love your stories Snake, but this one reminded me of the story with your buddy... and this shemale... and all this rape stuff... :(

  • Weird start but :D

  • Great , snake is an atheist . very good ! . i knew he was smart

  • The Only Thing That I Got From This Part Is That Your An Atheist o.O

  • XD 3:05

  • you sound like chris rock

  • Wait, so she sucked on Bananas in public?

  • Snake. I love your descriptions! :D If I could write like that, I was going to write stories all day. :O

    Love you, man! Peace. <3

  • SNAKE!!!!!! your Atheist too????? me too man I'd don't beileve there is a god jesus or the devil and who ever is like a worshiper of god don't be haten on Atheists think of this question How do you know if there is a god were you there to see him?????? ask yourself that!!

  • You atheist dog! Don't you disrespect and insult God with your foul tongue that I hope it'll be the end of you!

  • @hadse999 Joke?

  • @fireanimeangel The Divine is not a somebody to joke about. Can you joke about your country's ruler in that way? How about the creator of all things?

  • @hadse999 Why yes, I happen to joke about my country's ruler A LOT. Creator of all things? Be realistic. Everything has a beginning. Saying "Because God did it." is just ignorant. But I'm not lengthening some stupid religious argument on Snake's videos. PM me if religion really rules your life like that.

  • @hadse999 God isnt real when all bad people dissapear then come back

  • @hadse999 I`m sorry but god doesn`t exist my friend

  • @kalen190 Let's see you hold on to these words when die and you'll see that you were totally wrong

  • @hadse999 Science has dissaproved the bible so why would an imperfect book be written for an perfect god.The bible promotes child abuse and rape.Some of the worst disasters happened because of religion e.g The holocaust,The crusades.Religion has brought upon hate and war between nations e.g palestine.Also why didn`t god itervene during the reformation if catholicism was the right way and only heretics became protestants.Religion promotes false ideas and indoctrinate children.God doesn`t exist.

  • @kalen190 Where and when did I EVER say anything about catholicism or the bible? I believe in God because there is absolutely nothing that can exist without having a creator. Think about it, if I told you a mass of iron came up infront of me and joined to create a car, would you believe me? Of course not, it has to have a creator, which is in this the manufacturing company, and in ours; God

  • @hadse999 The earth was rocks floating in its axis then collided and thats all the history im telling

  • @frights1 Who created those rocks? Who made the gravity among them that made them collide? Think about it.

  • @hadse999 Space! for fucks sake

  • @hadse999 They were grains of dust then collided and got bigger

  • @frights1 You're just running yourself in circles here. I have given a solid proof of what I say. Even if you don't believe in God, at least respect people who believe in him and worship him. Would you like your role model in life to be insulted for no apparent reason than hate and difference of opinion? Huh, would you?

  • @hadse999 It doesnt bother me thats other peoples opinions

  • @frights1 If you really didn't you wouldn't have had sent me all those argument replies...

  • @hadse999 What 3 are you for real dont answer that

  • @kalen190 you should stop trying to convince them that a "god" doesn't exist...ppl that believe in him are just retarded like that

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  • @hadse999 fail. your comment was so baseless that you had to delete it

  • @Sh4d0wPhenix I deleted myprevious comment because words got mixed up. Actually, you fail because you accused of something I didn't do

  • @hadse999 And I didn't wanna bother writing to an atheist like you again

  • @hadse999 rofl. from what i recall you wrote something about if there is no god who is my maker...well kid my makers are my PARENTS. if you would pull your head out of some priest's ass and see that when a male and a female fuck the female can get pregnant and give birth TO A BABY THAT GROWS INTO AN ADULT OVER TIME. unlike your "god", in the bible all they said is that he fucking created a man from mud and shit like that. now thats called a STATUE not a human. retard

  • @Sh4d0wPhenix It looks like God didn't lie when he said he only guides the ones he wants to. I can no longer argue with you because you are running in circles here and reapeting the same thing I argued over with frights1 because cannot comprehend the real meaning of creation. Live your lives like animals, and die like ones.

  • @hadse999 "he only guides the ones he wants to" thats just bs, lots of religious retards are trying to convert ppl and say god chose everyone and that we're all here alive coze "god chose us" that's all a big load of crap. and you sir are one huge fly if you believe in that shit

  • @Sh4d0wPhenix hat they meant by "chose us" that he chose us to be alive and take his trials which are the hardships of life. And hen you say that people are trying to convert others is only to guide people to true salvation. But in the end, it's all up to their heart and mind and hen they open their hearts to accept him, God guides them to him. Just look at you and hat you write to me. Even though you're an atheist I didn't curse you or insult your believes, yet you insult me and my believes

  • @hadse999 actually you did insult me, you just used it without using cussing words. and you little retard still run in circles, all you say is that only certain ppl believe in god and "accept" him...yea that's pretty more or less what i said, except i was also saying he isn't real while you keep running in circles

  • @Sh4d0wPhenix I will not argue with you any longer. The only thing I wish for is that you have the dignity not to reply to this because you are obviously narrow-minded. Goodbye.

  • @hadse999 rofl you're just running coze you got nothing to say and can't prove your "god" exists. and how is dignity related to this?

  • @Sh4d0wPhenix why are you guys arguing with him/her about God on Snake's awsome video he/she just wanted to share his gameplay with us not start World War 3 over the internet seriously if he believes in God then just leave him/her alone and maybe he will leave you alone as well you can't change his/her mind and please don't start arguing with me as well because i'm just trying to help resolve a problem

  • @Sh4d0wPhenix I don't really believe in god either but I'm smart enough to know, that you don't argue about that topic!Religion is believing and not knowing!That is why you really can't prove god's existence and that's why there are so many different opinions.There is no point in arguing, just respect others for their oppinion.That's how I see it.

  • lol Snake where the hell do you get all YOUR money???!! XD

  • ur voices scared me more than the video lol

  • the intro is soooo random WTF :)

  • Well Snake if her husband is mad because she doesn't suck his dick good then.........what an asshole

  • dude, i live in lockhart texas. and theres been tons of fire's burnin shit down over here.

  • "I got a cuppa tea and a kit kat."

    Well, Snake, looks like you're all equipped to kick some monster ass :D

  • @AnimeIrishGurl15 Everyone has their own tools for preparing to kick monster ass. For Snake its kitkats and tea but as for me it's a giant glass of gin and tonic and those resses mini peanut butter cup xD

  • @MegaAnimeLuv epic. :DDD

  • @AnimeIrishGurl15 Naturally for a sophisticated British-French woman of my class. Lol, aw who the hell am I kidding. I'm the farthest thing from sophisticated xD

  • love the intro XD lol

  • lool nice intro :3

  • Omg I loves Snake!!! XD I must visit him one day!!!!! >_<

  • At some point in your career, did you do a voice-over in South Park or something, Snake? xD

  • I love how everytime you start a session (Session 1 - Part 1, Session 2 - Part 6, Session 3 - Part 11) you seem a whole lot crazier at the start of the first video :') It's videos like yours that have inspired me to search for commentary walkthroughs now, watching this without your voice in the background would be boring as shit.

  • I named my zombie panda backpack Johnson because of Snake.

  • there's no flashlight, radio, ufo ending or nightmare world. oh and it's not in silent hill

  • @aaron75fy Well, it's not even set IN Silent Hill. There's still an easter egg where Henry mentions UFO sightings in Silent Hill. It still has the characters and mythos that goes back to Silent Hill 2.

  • @GiantMoth true, i just KNOW snake will have an anurism later though. no spoilers but it's a victim that'll give him a hard time, still it's a hard change from the old formula but at least it's not homecoming

  • @aaron75fy What was wrong with Homecoming? I thought it was awesome. Better than 4 in my opinion. The only problem I had with it was that it was too buggy on release. Updates fixed that though. I just hope Downpour won't be released half assed.

  • @GiantMoth honestly? not the same with half assed rumours when all the facts in no 3 in particular don't support it. oh and the action sucked too

  • @aaron75fy I still liked it. The action was good in my opinion. Yet again, better than in 0rigins.

  • @GiantMoth some of it was good, like the change from misty world to nightmare world. only good thing in the movie. and don't start with the old the movie was great routine, still won't make it truely silent hill no matter how oscar worthy it is. well enough about that, we're taking all the attention from the game being lp'ed and some might call that rude

  • @aaron75fy I'm pretty sure no one else even bothers to read these :D I liked the movie for one reason: It's still one of the best videogame movies. Usually they are way below average. Oh, btw, when did we start talking about the movie? :O

  • @GiantMoth i just mentioned it to point out the contribution it gave, namely the transitions in the hospital nightmare and the room before the hotel boss

  • @aaron75fy Ooh, right you are. Can't remember the room, though. At least the barbed wire... thingy didn't get into the games.

  • @GiantMoth or the "sudden innocence" of dahlia gillespie

  • or you just have the natural talent, with no need to practice

  • i never thot u wud use such language for God....

  • kaayyy.....GO! weeweeweeweewee........Snake, WTF WAS THAT??!! What are you now, a little pig??

  • Lee, where do you meet these people, I mean WTF?

    LOL XD

  • 4:25

  • "I gotta cup of tea and a kit-kat!"

    That should be on a T-shirt!

  • @Senereth i'm on it! =w=b imma make one now!!!!

  • OMFG Snake you should get Shadows of the Damned! There's a Johnson there too!

  • OM GI GOT MY LAPPYTOP BACKAND I FINALLY SEE THAT ONE PERSON WHO FREAKS YOU OUT NOW :DDDDD but theyre wack O.o

  • "I Got A Cup Of Tea and A Kit-Kat" lol ; )

  • "HOLY SHIT WHAT IS THAT! We're going to come back to that..." zomg xD

  • Wow...that's really an intro snake O.O

  • i got a cup of tea and a kit kat ! ;3 <3333333

  • "i'm on edge right now, i got a cup of tea and a kit kat!"

  • Could you imagine Snake as an exterminator? He'd show up at your door with a pipe in one hand and a first aid kit in the other XD

  • wtf thats not right

    bananas in my mind are now digusting

  • When I listen to you...I think of Russel Brand....;)

  • Bug exterminator ! :D haha

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  • You, mothefucka you. Was that Joe Pesci Casino reference?

  • snake, as you're speaking, my face is slowly turning into a frown.

    really gross. now i no longer want to eat bananas. :c why you do this, snake?

    stop scarring my mind when i'm older than youuuuu

  • Yeah, I'm in the part where the "Bitches be Floodin'" pretty bad. Thanks, Snake. :D

  • O_O You mentioned us American's!

  • I'm allergic to banana xD lol Snake the sex ed teacher

  • Snake's dick moves in misterious ways when he's beating the shit out of bugs?Damn! :D

  • XD Snakkee!!!! U Da The Snake man! U Da Snake!!

  • lol im eating a banana

  • my town is burning. i wish i was sherlock-snakes roommate

  • Hilarious start to a new session. My favorite video in the walkthrough so far :D

  • you forgot a blackout in southern california

  • wow dick talk by snake...

    thats not weird...

  • Snake is bowess XD

  • ohgodI'mgoingtoshitmyselfohshi­tohshiiiiiitnuuuuhXDDDDDDDDD

  • oh god I'm watching this while riding the bus and I'm trying sooooo damn hard to not adkjadka I don't know but I'm fucking scared!!!!!!!11 XDDDD

  • I choked on my dinner for the whole duration of the banana BJ sequence. I have no idea what prompted me to continuing eating while you were talking, Lee, but I did and it was a horrible mistake.

  • Wait wait wait. Why couldn't she go buy a dildo and suck that? You know what I mean? 0-o

  • 5:00

    You're welcome.

  • Snake. When you said 'C'mon quick, slap his dick' I was in hysterics.

    Thanks for being so MoThErFuCkInG hilarious ;D

  • i was drinking my soda when he said "really god!" in the begining.... that shiit hurts when its commin out ur nose lol

  • how ironic im eating a banana right now

  • ive never finished this game

  • wheres persona 3!?

  • Thanks snake I do live in new Jersey and we did have a hurricane

  • Wait! There's a hurricane in America? Where? I live in Utah and I never heard of this hurricane

  • @soromon9 lolol it was about a week ago now. Hurricane Irene? lol. I live in New jersey. Lots of flooding.

  • Ada wait! I still can't get over your re2 playthrough.

  • How did that explain his thought process? It was a good story though. I want to see a banana job now.