tesco security guard ninja

[hermagan]

so funny

[hermagan]

so funny

[WhoandaHalf]

Meanwhile I'm walking off with a flatscreen tv!

[duaany15]

WTH?

[ZeeIphone]

fat cunt



[wuvlanking]

Officer Paul Blart...loves his sugar rush



[RecklessRambo360GT]

20+ shoplifters got away while this film was being made

[VintageCasio420]

is this in carrick tesco? hahaha

[94joefox]

legend



[marlex1917]

where is this :S

[StonePie100]

shit im never gonna mess with the Tesco security

[MrBevster123]

360p we meet again

[TheRealistRecords]

@MrBevster123 360? 240.

[TheKeys767]

Is that in Northern Ireland somewhere?

[MrFunkehMonkeh]

lol brilliant, watch your back chuck norris!

[FP51DPO]

he's like Bambi on ice...

[saifwahid]

Like a Boss!

[tommydoing50]

TWAT

[MrGamerBazer]

@tommydoing50 why? for having fun?

idiot.

[tommydoing50]

@MrGamerBazer fuck you

[MrGamerBazer]

@tommydoing50 lol atleast they are having more fun than you. I mean going on vids and name calling is what you do. Oh dear XD

Idiot.

[tommydoing50]

@MrGamerBazer fuck you

[MrGamerBazer]

@tommydoing50 nice melon.

idiot.

[tommydoing50]

@MrGamerBazer are you gay?

[MrGamerBazer]

@tommydoing50 i thought you were a women cos it seems like you were on your period.

Idiot.

[indydaisy1]

more like a Dumpling Ninja

[verycooljake]

Was that filmed on chesterfield road lol?

[verycooljake]

Was that filmed on chesterfield road lol?

[1001000111]

I'm looting a Tesco if there's no security guards working then.

[thetopgun4you]

this was recorded with tesco white bread

[namedbilly]

is this at the peterborough one?

[guitarplayer3rd]

As a chav makes away with a bottle of vod in the background ;) lol

[gavinforrest1]

this looks suspiciously like the tesco on the kingway in Dundee. but alot of people seem to be recognising it, maybe thier building designs are the same :]

[Bullockman99]

is that dungannon?



[Zerobadniks]

This dude needs a promotion!

[jamieholland100]

ALSO HES A NINJA!

[XeXIMenu]

This is Comedy. when you work in tescos

[toxicdude07]

whats all these comments like...did you record this with a patato etc,what store do you get vegetables with cameras xD i get the point the quality is awful but if this guy did record this with a loaf of bread thats pretty damn impressive lol

[richski662]

TESCO night shift...........

[ANDYand101]

i think this is my tesco!!!!!?????

[MegaDragonHero]

it was a 540 kick anyone can do them there actualy pretty easy once you learn them

[ozzdog2pkingking]

this is kingston park tesco init

[ello20000]

not bad for a fat guy

[XxXInterventionXxX1]

Chavs beware

[chichester2266]

wow! he's got moves like jagger!

[bym42]

une grosse chèvre dans un supermarché

[b4tcb]

ur sacked said tesco

[chessfun]

wow...i wouldn't mess with that guy...

[276michelle]

wot a twat instead of fucking about he should b stopping shoplifters

[infraball]

@276michelle what a knob, instead of saying "wot" she should be saying "what".

[kwelboss]

@276michelle what shoplifters? Shop's obviously closed.

[TheG1NGAN1NJA]

Not bad for a novice.

[OoOJakeOoO]

thank you for telling me which store to rob

[MrIJM86]

So that's what happened to Chuck Norris after Walker, Texas Ranger!

[warrrgh]

related to fat jedi kid?

[samirharmim]

Legend!

[bigy29]

"WHERE MY CHEESE BURGER"?!?!

[JamesDS95]

Filmed with an Tesco mobile phone.

[elvis77157]

@JamesDS95 a tesco mobile phone*

[JamesDS95]

@elvis77157 Tesco is a name, therefore Tesco has a capital T. ;)

[elvis77157]

@JamesDS95 A small punctuation mistake is nothing compared to bad grammar. ;)

[DaGajaFly1]

Would have been better if he hit a customer....

[jellyboy123]

filmed with a dead hedgehog.

[MrCyclist68]

Aw leave him alone.

I tell you what, he's not bad for a tubby. If he lost his weight and improved his balance he'd be a bit of a handful.

A vast improvement on the knuckle draggers at our local Tesco. :~)

[MrSilverfox333]

Your sacked! You lazy fat twat.

[MrPenfold84]

Looks like Maryhill tesco!

[inkface007]

is that grimsby?

[R3cklessmods]

@inkface007 I was thinking the exact samething

[jonny2k100]

I see Danny of Hot Fuzz is now working in Tesco

[MrNeobeo]

KUNG FU PANDA !!!

[diesalfan50]

When he jumped up in the air First time I was Laughing so Hard

[chuaenghua]

sack him

[bugattisupersport100]

he isnt a ninja, hes just plain fuckin stupid an drunk :P

[ComedyBadboy]

nightly calorie burn...

[grimbomufc09]

did you record this with a loaf of bread?

[hassyk123]

@grimbomufc09 tesco value bread

[codyrabbit26]

@grimbomufc09 or a potato

[maarc3D]

@grimbomufc09 did you copy that comment off the other 9 billion food-related video recording comments on youtube?

[grimbomufc09]

@maarc3D no but it was filmed in tesco so it seemed appropriate

[maarc3D]

@grimbomufc09 fair enough, but still painfully unfunny :p

[grimbomufc09]

@maarc3D :P

[davetherave333]

@grimbomufc09 a loaf of bread doesn't have a) recording facilities, b) memory. so no h obviously didn't. IDIOT!

[grimbomufc09]

@davetherave333 yeah its a joke meaning thats how shit the quality is IDIOT!

[davetherave333]

@grimbomufc09 careful not to feed the troll. nom nom nom

[DomenicoSmith]

@grimbomufc09 not any normal bread its tesco own brand bread

[grimbomufc09]

@DomenicoSmith exactly what i was thinking and at a reduced price aswell

[Mugetsui]

@grimbomufc09 i often wonder why it runs out so quickly

[MrVeryMad]

@grimbomufc09 i think it was a hovis seeded

[JamesParkersStuff]

When he lands, everyone falls over.

[deadlyNytshayd]

ricky gervais

[GetawayFilms]

This video will be much better when some vfx guru turns it into a 'star wars kid' phenomenon xD

[Wykesidefruitmachine]

Thinking about it, this man must be a psychological mess!

[jakkri1]

lol SUMO-NINJA!!!

[kikii1]

Hahah, someone has had a few taekwondo lessons. CLass

[EwfrGomulee]

LMFAO, Ah what fun... for his size he's actually not that bad... a little unbalanced but again, considering his size.

Also, I'm supprised his company issued trousers didn't rip. Company issued clothes always last about 6 months then wear out >.<

[UniversalTruths]

@EwfrGomulee Mine didn't even last 3 :<

[DejavuFL]

@EwfrGomulee 6 Months?! You're lucky, mine didn't last 3. xD

[dazmin100]

he just looked out of shape and practice, he was probably quite good at one time, a while ago mind

[ujg22]

idiot

[25242824]

FREAK!!

[GenericLatinUsername]

I think it's the Peterborough one lol

[evilman01]

Is that pitsea tesco

[MrClintonrodier]

more like "swan lake" wanna be, haha!

[santamafia27]

ha ha ha U FIRED !

[szczppl]

wyjebali go juz

[getlayandpray]

Chris Farley...Beverly Hills Ninja, nuff said.

[paulback89]

Bruised Lee.

[Tiwaking]

KONOHA SENPUU!!!

[SuperDogboy007]

Daniel sann, stack dee shelves!!

[IrrepressibleGuile]

those are some decent kicks, this could be the british sammo hung

[MrAiden775]

Where was this filmed? This looks EXACTLY like the establishment only a 20 minute walk down the road from me...

[winndypops]

@MrAiden775 All large tesco stores are built with nearly the same floorplan all over Britain, it helps people know where to find things when they are travelling.

[MrAiden775]

@winndypops Thanks for the information :) It just looks so incredibly alike haha.

[callofnooby]

paul blart.

[mrmarkohere]

wouldnt want to mess with him :/

[frankbing1]

The guy's got skills LOL...

[bobbygrewal47]

LOL... no wonder their are more thieves than ever before... we have Stay Puff Marshmallow Man to fall back on.

[spursfan112]

He's the only security guard in tesco that can take a joke LOL

[DigitalHemorrhoids]

he's pretty nimble for a fat little guy..... sadly his kicks only reach knee height ... hence are in-effective to anyone other than pixies, dwarves and children.

[gimlysadasda]

@DigitalHemorrhoids Hey, getting kicked in the knee sucks! haha

[rix077]

@DigitalHemorrhoids best way to disable some one is removing their ability to get away.. good sharp kick to the knee will work... lol

[DigitalHemorrhoids]

@rix077 lol ...im mean props to him for those successive kicks before he falls...they're pretty good..and he is wearing shiny shoes by the looks of things ... but i cant help think his skills would be more effective if he wasnt so small he could do chin ups under his bed...

[firefly361]

kungfu panda

[chrisancrew]

funny



[09SRILANKA]

They've just reduced the price of 3000 lines too!

[augustinegenoa]

no need to come in monday, i ll pop ya p45 in the post !!

[MrSockoOck]

Don't fuck around wit my darg, the godly Tesco guard

[markhorneyuk]

You be surprised what staff get up to during the graveyard shift, believe me, I use be a shop worker....LOL

[hathechewed]

Is that you chum Lee

[GanniMann]

Meanwhile in England...

[5t3Maiden]

Didn't know David Brent was a security guard.

[Spannerhannah1993]

nice to see a security guard HAPPY !



[AlienTechProductions]

@recoveringangels

Try and put a 300 pound man down with you being between 100 and 120 or more even then compare that to someone with almost alike weight its more controllable we are debating on both postive facts i agree with you the problem is i do not think you agree with me ;).

[D34N32]

What a fucking fat cunt. Go eat a donut

[AlienTechProductions]

@recoveringangels

Just facts.

[0iMySize]

mall cop

[george20y]

i piss on your face useless.what kind of bodyguard are you?

[AlienTechProductions]

Whole point of a successful security personal is to be heavy this gives you a gain over lighter people and also a better composition on getting someone to the ground using your weight to do this.

[PhilMcCool]

Why would someone employ a fat clown with no fighting skills as their security guard?

[N41J4]

Chuck Norris all over again.

[whitbyjet65]

Immature little man.

[Monstoday]

That looks like the Stafford Tesco!

[reksub10]

@Monstoday every tesco looks like tesco ,the are cheapscates that only use 1 design in their stores

[Monstoday]

@reksub10 Ahh didn't realise, sorry, as I only know my own one.

[reksub10]

@Monstoday no need to apologize to me ,i was meaning ,senn 1 youve seen them all

[liam4murray1]

lose weight you fuck cunt

[AbzoluteReality]

@liam4murray1 security guards/bouncers are always fat you dumbass...

[TooTheMaxTV]

Thats why mums go iceland! you scare all the milfs off!

[preytec]

@TooTheMaxTV <----- MILF Hunter

[10FFS]

no wonder we lose so much money ever year with shit guards like this.

idiots.

if you worked in my store id sack you

[2009danboy]

that looks like the tesco down havant lol

[MrTastyturnip]

Bob Fossil?

[tybalt76]

I didn't know that "Star Wars Kid" has found a job at tesco...or maybe it is his father.

[matrixshizhizle]

that fat bastard

[Vassman17]

@matrixshizhizle hes better then you

[ChrisGS1982]

wonder how he would have fared against the rioters lol

[PissTeef]

I never knew Gary barlow was a security guard!

[PissTeef]

they didnt use cannons in 1066

[colshythecomedian]

fat cunt

[MrMadreputa]

give the man a pork pie

[Xperiaone1991]

Wäre der paar Jahre jünger und einige Pfunde leichter, könnte er aus denn Kicks was machen.... ich meine, es gibt andere die kommen nicht mal dazu...

[Badboy29williams]

WOT A WANKER

[missrachelclayton]

what tesco was this in

[Ben123planes]

good to see that tescos cameras are made from their own farmers potatoes.

[BrokenWingsKai]

security guards are just a scary face...if that. the people who actually stop the thieves are most always the store staff.

...but its still not comfortable knowing how shit and fat and slow these guys are are

[asty69asty]

sargent pork chop



[Musicvidretards]

Hes probally fired now...

[blobby1972]

ninja I thaught it was riverdance with micheal FATTLY

[roy666999666]

springhill?



[roogle2k8]

@roy666999666 agreed

[mistofoles]

Nice to see somebody taking their job seriously

[JobForAMaxboy]

@mistofoles Yeah, coz it's busy as fuck in there, asshole

[1mc001]

@mistofoles Well the store is obviously clossed, hence why nobody is at the checkouts or in the store