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  • Lock those terrorist up! Government needs to charge PETA!

  • @thecanadianstoner1 With what? PETA doesn't actually do anything terroristic. They are far more of a PR group than an action oriented group... and even the groups that do such as ELF and ALF do their best not to harm or kill others and have a good record of not doing so.

  • You know shits hit the fan when an Onion News Network Video is true.

  • what ?? animals need more respecyt than talking Animals I think they should do the math ;)

  • anyone read the news on the bottom? washed up osama bin laden to blow up las vegas' caesars place. intesting news

  • lmao hysterical!!

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  • Oh god I thought i thought this real for a minute!!

  • The Onion is always so tongue in cheek... its GLORIOUS.

  • No, I could see this one genuinely happening. People will protest a lot of things.

  • is this for real or a parody? i can't tell.... cuz if it's real that'd be ridiculous

  • @LavaXxXLamp parody

  • I'm becoming a farmer.

  • Marcia Astley. MARCIA ASTLEY. ASTLEY!!! How is this NOT a satire?!

  • Onion is ingenious!

  • Peta cares more about animals than they do about humans.

  • lmao.."vegan vaginas taste batter" ..hahaha

  • @seeqr9 Though that's one thing from this video thats actually true.

  • @SanguisDiabolus Interesting. I have not had the pleasure thus far.

  • haha, basically clueless women... they may not even comprehend what's happening to them.

  • Has anyone seen scrolling news the bottom as well? at 1:51

    "brookstone stops kidding itself and releases a chair that fucks you''

    LMAO XD

  • Vegan vaginas taste better than meat eaters lol

  • This doesnt make sence

  • I'm a cucumber, stop PETA!!!!

  • "I would rather be raped by an animal than wear its fur."

    So disturbed o_O

  • If I hadn't already known The Onion was satire, I would think this was real. I wouldn't be surprised to see an obnoxious feminist group protest against something like that. And PETA causing more problems than solving.

    As far as I'm concerned, bashing how super-feminists treat women + how PETA treats things = more love for The Onion <3

  • @blackrose8412 Both are horribad.

  • "Some rescued women were so traumatized that they had to be put to sleep!"

  • LMAO...so fake! xD if this is real ? Get a life.. The people are called MODELS..if they you don't like nude modeling then don't look at it

  • @Spiritcloud48

    Fuck sake retard it's satire!

  • @Spiritcloud48 I'm going to buy you a sticker you can wear on your forehead. It's going to say "I'm a giant tool!"

  • This is not funny but reality. Yearly about 1.5 billion women get abused,mistreated and killed by men abusing their power. Honor killings, domestic violence, death sentences, stonings, shootings, rapes, street torture, acid attacks....What is the humor about this?!?!?

  • Fag get a life.

  • That is your opinion. And I already have a life :) But I rather get a normal response from you though. Since I am talking about a serious issue. Too bad.

  • Save a cow, eat PETA.

  • The statemenent at 2:00 is actually so truthful :>

  • Vegan vagina, lol.

  • women farm, giggity

  • This offends me.

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  • 1:47 XD wtf onion

  • THE WOMAN ARENT FORCED!

  • I love the onion news its funny and fake

  • Stupid satire.

  • Dcyvivghufc hyeqwertyuipp qwerty

  • Ha reading the headlines at the bottom is like watching a whole other funny video. "Brookstone stops kidding itself and releases a chair that fucks you"

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  • its strange that no matter how man onion videos i watch that someone thinks is real

  • The women are not forced to do this they get asked. PETA does great stuff. The women have a choice. They did not show one piece of all the men that do a photo-shoot too. That women is just saying that animals are not important. It is not like their doing porn.

  • @TheKatz321 dude... chill its fake...

  • @TheKatz321 peta freak

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  • Im sure this is fake... The onion?

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  • A war between PETA and Feminazis would be interesting.

  • @RonnieNolanRaharjo

    I would like to see this happen. Both sides could wipe eachother out.

  • The awkward thing about this video is its sort of true... lol

  • Its a great point he bring up is it really worth so much time protecting those women cluless women they might even know whats happening to them. good question, its not like these women have free will and capability for reasoning. they just a breed by playboy who obviously enjoy attention their naked bodies create.

  • peta is a fucking joke trying to force feed everyone their crap they need to stop telling people what they can and can't eat and do and shut the hell up I don't know about everyone else but I think every member of peta should jump head first off a cliff onto rocks and do the world a favor peta only puts the women on there cause they know people will look

  • @bullgod613 there are plenty of people just like peta. peta is basicly a religion they all have the same views and look down upon anyone who doesent share theses views by your logic most of the western world should jump off a cliff and i think ill have to agree with you

  • Her last name is "Assley." XD

  • @Jessicanana89 i am not alone.

  • "we have no intention of changing our tactics until every last animal on the planet is given more respect than women " (Peta,2009) wow just wow

  • @cenmuarakarang

    You do realize this isn't a real news channel, right?

    of course, that quote is probably accurate anyhow.

  • "I'd rather be raped by an animal than wear it's fur"?

    What the fuuuuuuuck?

    I thought it was all a bit over-the-top until I saw THAT.

    That's just fucking sick!

  • this is the onion news its not freaking real people take it easy

  • She is soooooo fucking retarded O.o

  • " put to sleep"

    " live on a farm"

  • lol@ rescuing women and putting them in farms, I don't know which is worst peta or the women's right group.they both nuts.

  • Wow I am soooooo sorry to be a male now, I waasnt aware that it was considered force to ask a lady if she would like to be photographed naked for money... Get over it, they made their choice, they are models ffs!!!

  • what is this :)

  • women do not deserve better...

  • lolololololololololoooooooooll­l]

  • I wish...

  • you women need to realise that your are only here to give birth to our kids, u should have been born mute, cause u talk alot of shit, little action.

  • @TheTimmotei346789

    u sad, sad little man.

  • Hey PETA, you want to me to be honest? I will kill everything single puppies and kitten in the world if it will save the life of my son or any other decent human being.

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  • disturbing, even with the sarcasm - please can we have a return to decency in all forms of media

  • so many women yet not a sandwich to be found

  • I'd rather be raped by an animal than wear it's fur, too. xD

  • Lol its not like those women do it of choice...stupid women rights activist. PETA aint forcing anybody. GO PETA!!!!!!

  • @daHORRORTABI

    ...You're in on the joke, right?

    The Onion's a satire, and it doesn't pretend to be anything but.

  • @ExcessiveSpareTime This one is kind of true lol

  • @daHORRORTABI And we see the intelligence of the PETA supporters shining through! :D

  • Irony: This video is parody, and it's two years old. PETA is going to be making a pornographic website in order to try to advance its 'message' (I'm dead serious), and that idea has indeed received *exactly* this sort of criticism. I find this amazing. I didn't think PETA could be so desperate for attention. If they have any logical arguments to make about *WHY* we should treat animals as PETA wants, then PETA should be making those arguments instead of doing garbage exactly like this.

  • guys, this is obviously a joke LOL

  • Oh and, its also not right to send woman to a farm for there lives, if there is any harm.' Shouldn't they be let go? Peta is not doing anything wrong. Forcing woman to live on farms is. Shut the hell up woman rights groups.

  • Let's stop this stupid campaign to "rescue" peta workers. They chose to do this. My cousin went out to be in an ad, they asked her if she's comfortable being naked and she said "No." and they let her go. They are not forcing anybody to "strip down" they chose to. Quite frankly I would too, no animal should suffer. Peta is absolutely correct.

  • I'm against everything on this youtube clip ffs. I'm against peta cause my bear skin coat is soooooo fucking comfy and i'm against these bloody women's rights groups cause they're fucking dumb! "we're going to recapture abused women and put them on a farm" WTF!! DUMB BITCHES. I also enjoy beating my wife with a 16oz steak!

  • Jesus, no one forced the women to do that, it was their decision.

  • I don't tho is this was seruis i can't stop laughing if it is and if its not its still funny lol

  • I thought PETA was only a bunch of attention starved over emotional women.

  • Funny because it's true. 

  • forced by peta?

  • Is this real? Lmao it was funny ha

  • i can understand

    i mean they say abusing animals is bad! yes it is horribly bad

    but then they go out and abuse women ? what point are they trying to make?

    thats humans and animals should not be abused i dont get it

  • @glamourmonday01 They don't abuse women, it's not like the women who are doing it are snatched out of their bed's when they're a child and brainwashed into doing it! They choose to do so it's not abuse!

  • hahahaha all that girls love shows their meats what is the problem????ohhh my god !! hahaha

  • This one very well could be real. PETA is one of the worst as far as using women's bodies to sell their product.

  • Guys, the Victoria's Secret thing is different. They see women's underwear, and it seems quite ridiculous to have women fully clothed to sell underwear don't you think? PETA on the other hand is having women go butt naked for no reason at all. PETA is hypocritical and the members think they are enlightened because they are vegans, no other reason. I'd rather go naked than wear fake fur. Wanna know why? Real fur requires only a few dead animal to make one coat. Fake fur produces all sorts of har

  • You MORONS... it's a joke.

  • Им просто делать там уже нехуй

  • "I'd rather be raped by an animal than wear it's fur". The only reason PETA isn't using that is because the Onion thought of it first.

  • PETA, what a joke, i'll tell ya what, if the animals are suffering so much i'll do them mercy, by killing them and eating their delicious meat

  • I don't care if those women choose to be there, they're idiots for doing that and PETA is still a nest of pervs using animals rights as an excuse to gain notoriety and put pictures of naked women on billboards. Btw, has any of their campaigns actually had a positive effect on the way animals are treated? Their campaigns are so shocking that they overshadow the actual message they supposedly intent to convey. And this vid may be a joke, but some jokes speak volumes.

  • great all the people taking offense to this and comparing it to victoria secret etc. its just a joke people. the reason they choose peta is cuz the average person doesnt really like peta cuz there a pain in the ass. trying to tell you what to eat and what to wear

  • @Biebersucksdick1 haha yeah who knows might be real

  • This is so stupid. These people are protesting about how PETA make women show their bodies, etc. But many other people do this too like Victoria secret. They have women walking around in bras and underwear on tv so they can sell products! I mean I don't think it's right to force them to do these things but if they want to help and are ok with what their doing then I think it's fine.....I mean there are much worse things in this world

  • ¬¬ por supuesto Peta les pone un arma en la cabeza a esas mujeres para que se desnuden... matan a miles de animales por placer y las victimas son las mujeres que se desnudan... POR DIOS, MILES DE MUJERES SE DESNUDAN A DIARIO Y GRATIS... Me cago en esta mierda de reportaje :3

  • «Занимайтесь любовью, а не убийством»

  • The scary thing is that this is the closest-to-truth Onion video I've ever watched <____<

  • Geeeeezzzzz.......people have so much time on their hands, these lusty women would flunt their naked butts to Howard Stern.....BUT!!!! NO!!!!! flunting for PETA is WRONG?????? give me a brake???!!!! if this is what these women what to do for PETA so let it be. its no different from what they were doing before!

  • Many people and I have a question for Peta: If we aren't meant to eat animals, why are they made of food?

  • @shapaza why are humans made of food too? we are animals ourselves...

  • @LeeroyFan101 Not unles you "bite" it and "eat" it "like" one!!!!! ;)

  • Hello click here

  • We have no intention of changing of tactics until every last animal on the planet is given more respect than women !!!.

  • Im pretty sure the animals don't mind being close to those women :)

  • The women chose to do these ads and be a part of these campaigns. They aren't being forced to do anything. "Make them strip down... Subject them to hours of photoshoots." Sounds like a lot of modeling campaigns. Nothing new there. I'm a PETA supporter and, while I have not been a part of any campaigns like these, if I decided to, it would be my choice. Again, these women aren't being forced to do anything.

  • @emotionalxx3 a peta supporter aka a pussy

    hey fukface why dont u work on getting weed legalized then we can use hemp for cotton instead of sheep

    until then i will cut one kittens throat a day for the first 2 weeks after that 3 a day and so on in that fashion

  • @jeritalls Gee, did replying rudely like that make you feel better about yourself?

  • @jeritalls I hate PETA too, but cotton comes from plants (hence the cotton fields the slaves used to work in) wool comes from sheep, and hemp clothes, make you feel like you are wearing an old school potato sack.

  • @foxybiroxy WEED can produce ethonol grows back in 6 months cars can run on ethonol, weed can produce 4 times more paper then trees per achor and it grows back in 6 months

    legalize weed

  • @jeritalls 1. People would smoke it all.

    2. The problem is that farmland used for things like corn would be converted to marijuana crops. It would drive the prices of everything else up. Plus the strain brought on farmers due to heavy use of ethanol wouldn't make things cheap.

    3. It's spelled "ethanol" and "acre". Firefox has a spellchecker built right in.

  • @errOHneoS i use internet explorer fuck ur grammer fucknut this aint school and ur 2 little points are both retarted people would smoke alot but people would grow there own if it was legal b honest pot heads grow weed when they cant do it legaly fuck if weed was legal here it would be like mexico growing on the side of the road it wouldnt need to be overly farmed for smokeing purposes, so the smokeing thing is a non issue as for 2. weed is basicly legal in canada for medical use in edmonton,,,

  • @emotionalxx3 Why are people so incredibly naive?

  • @emotionalxx3 This is satire. As if fake news. Jesus.

  • @emotionalxx3 This is satire. As in fake news. Jesus.

  • @emotionalxx3

    Onion is a complete joke, literally. Look over their channel, it's making fun of news shows and the stories they cover.

  • "Until every animal has more respect than women" <---- Have they seen the internet? XD

  • I really like how people are so serious over onion, instead of just laughing at the joke.

  • I don't care if those ladies chose to do it, PETA is a terrorist organization that can only be removed by a constitutional amendment.

  • I have always wondered if PETA cares at all for all of the insects that are killed every year just because we don't like them, or they scared us. :) They too are alive, just because their thinking may be less than your average Animal doesn't mean it doesn't have a life. :P

  • @jbonkerz Interesting you bring that up. They once bitched at President Obama because he swatted a fly.

  • @UltimateFathoms

    lol That is pretty funny. :)

  • haha your so stupid all of these girls chose to do it

  • @aniuska11 no shit!

  • HELLO THE WEMON CHOOSE THIS

  • @hannahremlap What's a wemon?

  • I want to go to that farm :)

  • You have to treat women with kindness...they are the life support system for the vagina, so should be treated better. PETA sucks.

  • Calm down people it's not a real news cast didn't you see at the bottom of the screen it says women so traumatized they were put down

  • How is this inappropriate? lol

  • ROFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFL

  • Those women choose to do these ads, so wtf they are not abused! This makes me laugh

  • @stacylynn994

    Stacy, honey: it's a joke. ie: not real. Kinda like April Fools' day. The Month after March and before May. That's what The Onion News does. Everyone knows these flaky women chose to do the ads, albeit, after being brainwashed by the very rich Ingrid Newkirk and her PeTA cult. Thanks for coming out though.

  • My grandfather was in Auschwitz for 2 years, nearly dying of starvation and disease. He had a great life after being liberated, he still lives today, and I can't believe PETA keeps using the holocaust for public protests, I want to shoot a PETA member everytime I see that.

  • @Perfectlyscience67

    My grandfather was there also. Sadly he died....when he fell out of the guard tower.

  • lmfao...We have no intention of changing our tacties until every last animal on the plant is given more respect then women

  • "I'd rather be raped by an animal than wear it's fur" PETA would totally use that. lol

  • That is so crazy. Some people need to go away.

  • HSUS ASPCA PETA Probably 3 wealthies animal rights groups on planet R biggest pro-ponents of "its more humane to kill"( euthanize). Does anyone know where dumpster/ dump/incinerators where dispose of bodies? Working on a Documentary called "Modern Day Animal Rescue" how these coporations running rescue groups convince an entire nation that "humane" is same thing as "killing".How theyve justifed mass killing of /hundreds of thous of Puppy mill dogs with that ONE plug line Humane/ Killing

  • @Biebersucksdick1

    I know, PETA would totally do that. XD I mean, they're not above using the Holocaust for their so-called animal liberation mission. So why not?

  • Lol this is funny :3

  • i can't take peta seriously, especially when they use murder victims to get attention. Tim McLean or Microwave baby anyone?

  • @SickeningSweetness

    Wow, that's terrible. Yeah, I totally lost respect for PETA after their constant campaigns with nude women, shaming of meat eaters, trivializing of the Holocaust and illogical campaigns. PETA is despicable.

  • Oh,FECK,I very nearly fell for this,lol! Very clever!

  • i love this video

  • Just wanna say that i killed a dog few years ago with a spear. Actually it wasnt a spear, it was a big rusty chunk of steel i sharpened on a grinder and attached to a stick. However, it wasnt sharp enough to penetrate more than 1" so it took a few hits to get the job done.

  • @MakeMyOwnLaws cool story bro,

  • 15+ Only.........

    /watch?v=rI2v31F1DS8

  • I totally disagree.....obviously they are not being forced! they are doing those kind of shootings because they want to, and because they support the ethical treatment to animals.....I'm an active member of PETA, and I am a woman! PETA does not mistreat women....instead of worrying about the rights of these women, which are not being violated, they should worry about why these women are offering themselves to do this kind of campaigns.

  • @majourbla

    The joke is on the stupid broads. 

  • @majourbla 10/10 great troll. im raging

  • PETA should get their priorities straight. Really now, make animals better treated than women? What they should be doing is raising awareness that males are not treated with enough respect. Screw animals and women, we men demand more respect!

  • @anongos: I don`t have any respect for torturers of any kind(same goes for their supporters)

  • @luxcretia2 I'm not sure if your comment is supposed to be serious or not. Just FYI, I wasn't being serious when I put up that comment, especially given the context of the video.

  • I CANT BELIEVE THE AMOUNT OF PEOPLE WHO QUESTION IF ONION IS REAL?!??! NO WONDER BIEBERS AND LADY GAGA'S ARE ON TOP OF THE CHARTS. THE MAJORITY OF THE WORLD IS JUST PLAIN FUCKIN STUPID.

  • 0:55 Furrys dream come true XD

  • it must be a joke