Bum Review: Twilight

[SergeantSarcasm1]

1:20 Awkward staring mode ENGAGE!

[perplacymp]

Just this morning I met a "bum" singing in arabic/Roma while passing the cup.

Gotta hand it to them, they sure know their marketing :)

[KMSigler]

Hell yes I want that t-shirt- "I Am a Vampire- Bite Me."

Right after I get the one that reads "I am a bomb technician, if you see me running, try to keep up."

[TheEtesian]

I showed this to my friends... they cried... from joy and laughter.

[kevinsharpe97]

He speaks the truth about everything wrong with the movie

[knuckjack]

"can I wear you on my finger??"

Wow that sounds SO wrong aahaha

[JohnLuckPickard141]

Saying Twilight is the greatest movie ever is like saying Ed Wood is the greatest director ever.

[MegaAnimeniac]

@JohnLuckPickard141 well at least Ed Wood was fun

[srdjan455]

2:34 oh Mock I lost it

[robertsfunny1995]

Just to check, is the bum Doug Walker?

[Snipertoaster]

@robertsfunny1995 He was CREATED by Doug. As for being Doug, I'd imagine he is, but I'm not jumping to conclusions.

[UN1CR0NLORD]

@robertsfunny1995 Yes he is, he has references to it in some of his NC reviews. Where he partialy changes into him slowly. Check out his Childs play review it is somewhere in there. Also they have never been on the same screen together. Finally he admits in in his review/rant of breaking dawn just as Doug its on here somewhere. So yes, yes he is.

[monsterboy31]

Wow, one of MY comments is a top comment.

[DavEsTvTube]

1:50 "Because there're vegetarian vampires, they get more vitamine" I am still laughing!!! Subscribed

[biggles1111]

"I think I'm tortured but I'm just pretentious!" is probably my favorite line from anywhere.

[AdamMitchyCat]

Bite me.

[TheGamemasterNP]

In my opinion Twilight Saga is THE WORST VAMPIRE STORY OF ALL TIME. Those are not vampires, those are just mutant gay faggots that are trying to be vampires. SABEL Redemption ROCKS!!!!!

[dekead]

Very insightful

[SonicMegamanFan]

I want every single Twitard to go watch the Dracula Hammer Films. Now THAT is some bloody, gorey, violent shit, and it is AWESOME!!!

[sakura1997101]

WTF? O.O

PD: In my personal opinion twilight sucks real vampires rock!!!

[50Atthetop]

Saying Twilight is the best movie ever is like saying Ed Wood is the best director ever.

[WorldChallenge]

OMG! That is so hot!

[autobotgodzilla]

I WANT ALL FANS OF TWILIGHT TO WATCH HORROR OF DRACULA!

[Horatio786]

Good to know I'm not the only guy who likes Twilight. However, for me it's more of a love/hate relationship with the Twilight books and films.

[RenTb85]

OMG this guy sucks more then Twilight

[fanime1]

Wow! This is in excellent quality! Most Bum Review vids on Youtube are kind of pixelated and blurry. Don't know what makes you so special, but thanks!

[papershadow69]

Isn't Twilight great?

It teaches girls to be whiny bitches with the chick

and it teaches men to be liars every time that "Vampire" asserts his identity

[tricksterhuaun]

@papershadow69 don't forget that teaches kids, that you need to have a personality of a moss on a rock to be "kewwl"

[MetalVannan]

Why should I give you change?

You're just gonna blow it on movies.

[autobotgodzilla]

Hilarious

[HCsMyName]

the girl and the vampire go out on a date

that sounds like the beginning of a joke doesn't it

lol!!!!

[Dracowrath1]

This is hilarious!

[victoriaisntsosecret]

Hahaha, "People from EGYPT know you're a vampire; ya' don't hide it very well!" ....I'm a vampire. BITE ME!

[TheNightshade43]

It doesn't bode well when a three hour movie can be told in under four minutes. This review made me smile. I was suckered into watching Twilight because it had "vampires" in it. Three HOURS later and I had to watch 30 Days of Night to counteract the sparkling. Lol

[PHANTOMKNIGHT2000]

Hes too high to like this movie

[CultClassicMashtah24]

1:55-2:03 Knowing Bella, she would definitely say that.

[thatdudeinthehoodie]

i literally fell asleep watching that movie

[Midwinterain]

All he's missing is a shirt that says 'I am a vampire! Bite me!'

LOL

[FrostbittenWolf]

A vampire bum?

How about Alucard of Symphony of the Night? The angsty bastard spent all his time in a coffin for 300 years, i guess that's the vampire equivalent of bumming it.

Or maybe Alucard of Hellsing. He's kind of like the homeless guy who does manual labor for chump change, only Alucard's version of manual labor involves mass murder.

[Samanosuke001]

@FrostbittenWolf Alucard from symphony of the night it's a damphir so i gues it's ok for him to be a bum XD

[SaraTheFriend]

this guy makes they movie seem good

[RorytheRetrokid]

what song is used in the intro?

[yoyoentertainment00]

"For some reason I find that very attractive"

Lol

[monsterboy31]

Thumbs up if when he said, "This is the greatest movie ever", you laughed loudly, as if to say, "Yeah, right."

[Ninjistic]

@monsterboy31 thumbs down, flagged for spam

[monsterboy31]

@Ninjistic Same to ya, jerk.

[monsterboy31]

@Ninjistic Just because I don't like Twilight doesn't mean you gotta flag me for spam. It's my opinion. If you're spamming me because it's one of those "Thumbs up if..." comments, then why don't you just give me a thumbs down? What's the point of spamming me? I'm not spamming the video.

[DukeTravers]

@monsterboy31 I can't wait for the movie that make chester say that "it sucked."

[c0mf0rta61ynum6]

@DukeTravers You should check out his Citizen Kane review...

[YaoiCutieX3]

fuck the change..this guy deserves gold!!! xD

[DiddyJakal]

@YaoiCutieX3 Good thing I got a whole closet of gold. You got the Bum's address?

[AntonyBlalock]

41 fangirls disliked this

[Ninjistic]

this is fucking stupid and anybody who thinks that this guy is funny is a fucking retarded faggot

[iiAFX]

@Ninjistic

trollololololol

[mariobroz27]

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[08skydancer]

@Ninjistic FYI: No one forced you against your will to watch this. You made that decision yourself.

[Ninjistic]

@08skydancer yeah, so fucking what? i cant criticize something unless i was forced to watch it? then why does this guy keep making shitty videos where he yells at crappy movies with his annoying voice while repeating the same running jokes over and over again? then all his fans get butthurt if anybody speaks ill about him.

[Jailbird408]

You know, for someone without food, shelter, money or internet access, Chester is remarkably genre savvy. Why yes, I am fishing for a top comment.

[peri2502]

@Jailbird408 He sneaks into movies to be in "warm buildings". :)

[trixiehodgson95]

oh my god.....that is so hot!!!!

[elltell1990]

"Stop sucking you're sucking too much!"

Just wait till the sequels!

[DeepEye1994]

I want to give the Bum 100 $ for doing this

[iMargie4Music]

"And I'm like, people from Egypt can tell your a vampire" HALARIOUS!! :D

[pumishumi]

the ONLY part thats close to being close to being good is when edward stops the car, otherwise the movie is stupidly gay

[sikokiller12]

i always wanted to go to the movies with Chester A. Bum lol

[DeidaraIsHot154]

The movies are shit, and the books are only good for firekindling

[MrCrossoverer]

The Staring part made me laugh my ass off

[96gamerdude]

The so called "vampires" in the Twatlight movies are not vampires. They are just a bunch of emo kids that got bitten by an actual vampire and so then since the people are huge morons they got "special" treatment. They don't die in the sunlight. They sparkle like a fucking disco ball. That's really gay.

[danerogil]

''Can I just wear you on my finger?'' That's what she said

[SkyStained]

There's no point putting in a spolier warning here, the Cullens were so obviously meant to be vampires that the only thing missing were capes and Romanian accents.

[menslady125]

@SkyStained:

Dude, they're not vampires. They're pixies.

[DuchessAliana]

@menslady125 That's an insult to pixies

[menslady125]

@DuchessAliana:

You're probably right. Edward Cullen is too stupid to be a pixie.

[BFGfreak]

@menslady125 As a proud supporter of pixies, I have to say I am thoroughly insulted by your comment; Even we don't have anything that girly and funsucking, and that's saying something.

To be fair, you can call them sh*t and sh*t will be insulted.

[menslady125]

@BFGfreak:

Okay, fine! You want to be that way?! BE THAT WAY! It was mean to be a JOKE! >:(

[CHAOSin8bits]

@SkyStained the steryotypical dracula accent is actually hungarian, because the actor bela lugosi who played dracula in the 1931 movie was hungarian and set the trademark dracula talk.

[vancepar08]

Isn't he supposed to review "GOOD" movies

[thelupoistheman1]

Twilight is the type of bullshit Satan's followers read.

[reversecolin1256788]

@thelupoistheman1 THEN THEY SAREFICE GOATS FOR NOTHING NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[funkinthefresh]

@thelupoistheman1 C'mon dude even WE don't read shit THAT bad, we read Harry Potter and practice Witch craft :)

[Keirkan01]

@thelupoistheman1 even Satan's followers wouldnt pick up and read or watch that pile of wasted material.

[qan2211]

@thelupoistheman1 No, twilight is what Satan forces peoples to read in order to punish them.

[08skydancer]

Thanks a lot, Miss Meyer...for nothing!

[iloveGIRsomuch1]

"I really like the vampires.. Even though they're the most pussified vampires I've ever seen.." Truer words have never been spoken.

[sagesaria]

I smell pretentiousness. SHE'S THAT WAY!

[awexsome2034]

THE VAMPIRE IS NOW DIAMONDS.

[MyLadyGreensleeves77]

It's funny because it's true.

[MamaLuigiBarrelRoll]

The bum should review Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs.

[humanconvertile]

A Vampire bum...

OOOHHH IT'LL BE THE GREATEST MOVIE I'LL EVER SEE IN MY LIFE!!!

[Doomwad765]

If Chester A. Bum says that something is the greatest thing he's ever seen in his life, that means, when translated into sane-person-speak, "This was terrible and I wish I could have myself lobotomized."

[LoZWWisawesome]

OH MY GOD I GOT IT!! ...THAT KID IS SUPERMAN!!

[anxez]

Yes, actually you can wear him on your finger. He likes it better that way. He's even got a convenient hole for you to put your finger in!

[megaawsomeaustin]

i am a vampire

bite me

[sofiita06]

he's a vampire OMG! that is so hot! hahahaha love it

[CanadianRanger17]

He's right, this world needs a vampire bum!

[qan2211]

Ya know what the funny thing is? People finds out that vampire skin sparkles, so they hunt the vampire down, take their skin off, turn them into luxury coat.

THAT the movie i want to see. :)

[Yuliynha]

"They're vegetarian vampires, they get more vitamin D" Seriously, I love you hahhahahaha

[Yuliynha]

"And I'm like, people from EGIPT can tell you're a vampire, you don't hide it very well!" On the other hand, I think they do, after all, they look more like faeries than real vampires...

[BlazerT10]

What's the musical piece at the beginning?

[IwillKillYourCereal]

@BlazerT10 I don't know the name of it, but it plays in the movie "The Hudsucker Proxy", which is where he probably got it.

[CynderMizuki]

39 people are stupid twitards

[brainflash1]

Stephenie Meyer can SUCK IT!

[Deidarasblondlover]

@187NotGuilty4 YAY Fellow blackadder fan!!!

[qan2211]

THUMB!!!!!!!! YA GOT THUMBBBS!!!!!??!?

[AnimeLuver741]

OH MY GOD...that is so HAWT!

[shadowtoast102]

@BrainScratchComms Oh, um... Never mind.

[jeracaruna9]

"I wouldn't fly. I would just do drugs" Eh. You'll be high either way.

[sagesaria]

@jeracaruna9 *rimshot*

[DarthRandall]

Vegetarian vampire? Whoa! I just got it! Twilight is a fan/slashfic about Count Duckula! Only they're not ducks, and they're not funny!

[tintor2]

oh come on! if that guy were a vampire, then the guy from the sequel is a werewolf

[Awaria9]

although your appearance is offputting I love your expressiveness!!!!!!

[KawaiiKurasu]

Roflmao

[Rx2D]

Girl: I think I’m tortured but I’m just pretentious

Boy: I will just stare at you

LMFAO

And omg: “The bad vampires are like ‘I smell pretentiousness… she’s that way!”

[08skydancer]

Anyone who can't tell Edward is a vampire must be either blind as a bat or dumb as a sack of diapers. The guy doesn't exactly go out of his way to hide it.

[GedenWilbur]

@08skydancer He's not a vampire

[08skydancer]

@GedenWilbur True, but it's weird that he says something must be kept hidden when he doesn't go out of his way to hide it. And I'm with the Bum on this: they're the most pussified vampires I've ever seen. 

[GojyotheFeared]

"All that's missing is a shirt that says "I am a vampire! BITE ME!'"

Rofl!

Seriously though, the movie is shit.

[Masterferret7]

I just tried to imitate him going, "SHE'S THAT WAY!!" and my ring flew off my finger and dented my wall. Guess that's what I get for imitating the homeless. :|

[timothyckh]

Dude do you even breathe?

[MadameApathy]

39 people are twilight fans.

[EGLchan]

Lol "vegetarian vampires get more vitamin D"!

[CanadianRanger17]

He's right, we need a vampire bum in this world. We already have a bum superhero, so it's time for a vampire bum!

[TheSonomaDude]

How does a bum afford to see so many movies? lol

[bananaz246]

@TheSonomaDude by collecting change of course...lol

[icemanlj2k7]

twilight would have been better if blade showed up about 20 minites in and killed them all then the vampired from blade could have a blood orgy in all thier blood

[Bortfangirl]

''I will just stare at you''

o-o

O-O

o-o

O-O

o-o

At first I thought the Bum was just exagerating,but then as soon as I saw this movie I said to myself,''wow,he really wasn't kidding''

[GoldmansNephew]

hooray!

[psychokinrazalon]

List of things Twilight vampires need to be true vampires

-Fangs

-A preference for dark places

-Eyes that glow red in darkness

-No sparkling diamond skin

[a45027]

@psychokinrazalon In the wrold of Twilight, that's never going to happen, friend.

[psychokinrazalon]

@a45027 I guess you're right. But what makes it all even more horrible is how it's scientifically inaccurate. Vampires NEED fangs in order to suck blood from anything. But at least the Twilight vampires DO seem to prefer dark places. Oh, who am I kidding, IT SUCKS ELEPHANT SHIT!!!!!

[jazzykid1]

LOLOLOLOL. I have to admit, you've really made me self-consious about liking the first movie. The second wasn't great, and the third...don't even get me started.

[MrMatto91]

this is NC's portral of twihards.

[psychokinrazalon]

What's worse, Twilight or Justin Bieber?

[thesims66]

@psychokinrazalon How about a Justin Bieber, Twlight vampire?

[psychokinrazalon]

@thesims66 NO, PLEASE NO!!! MAY GOD FORBID SUCH A THING FROM EVER HAPPENING!!!

*Kneels down and starts praying*

[raidenkurosaki345]

@psychokinrazalon Twilight.....I hate Bieber.....but damn.....

[Pooky1991]

@psychokinrazalon Both have extremely obsessive fangirls.

[TF2Fan101]

So the vampire has to suck the evil out of her arm!

And the vampire's father is like, "You have to stop sucking! You're sucking too much!"

"That's nothing! You should have seen when she sucked on me!"

HADO!!! Thank you, I'll be here all week.

[The1991CWS]

I am going to annoy the hell out of the 36 people who dislike the Bum by saying, "CHANGE! YOU GOT CHANGE!? AW, COME ON! HELP A GUY OUT, WILL YA'LL!?"

[youyoujim1]

whats the french song called at the begining

[SoundofLambda]

I wonder if he actually liked the movie

[psychokinrazalon]

@SoundofLambda You're kidding, right?

[SoundofLambda]

@psychokinrazalon

Well I dont know if you've watched more videos from him, but when he doesnt like a movie (when its a negative review) he doesnt say "this is the greatest movie i've ever seen" he just stares with dissapointment at the screen for a while.

[psychokinrazalon]

@SoundofLambda You did check out what he says at the bottom of the "thank you" screen at the end, right?

[dragonstormx]

@SoundofLambda

He said at the end of the review that he doesn't, and mocks it a lot during his nostalgia critic reviews.

[LordManda2]

@SoundofLambda look at the end of the review at the bottom of the screen, it says he dident like it.

[antisadism]

He should review alot more movies, not just the ones that came out like maybe school of rock or avatar or transformers 1.

[HoserSaysWhat]

He made it sound like there was a lot more going on Twilight than there actually was

[LoveNoteProjects]

"YOU HAVE TO STOP SUCKING! UR SUCKING TOO MUCH!!!!!!111" lol

[codybratsch]

The 35 people who no likey this are pussefied vampires.

[LinksGamingHammerBro]

I dont think its Superman

[MsGoldenTouch]

lmao that hoorah toward the end made me LOL

[squirrellypantyraid]

OHMYGOD PATCHY THE PIRATE I LOVE YOU

[08skydancer]

The first time I watched this, I laughed so darn hard I literally couldn't breathe.

[kakashireal101]

"Oh my god......that is so hot!" rolling on the ground and lmao :)

[thestrangeblondegirl]

Oh please, "pre-eeeeee-ty bad" is an understatement!!!!!!!!

[DeidaraIsHot154]

The bum would drink the blood of alcoholics xD

[SimariFWH]

Yes, Chester. You did see one of thoes in J I Joe :3

[SSJPrime]

Screw Twilight, I have Harry Potter

[MissRandomIsRandom]

This is better than all of the Twilight movies that have been released so far, combined and put into a food processor.

[kakashireal101]

@MissRandomIsRandom How eloquently said. I couldn't agree more ^_^

[Manicup]

35 people doesn't have change

[inlovewithgum]

lol Cobra vampire~~ xDD

[MustDisagree]

Oh dear. Such a shame that this critic speaks with this voice when his points are valid. You just can't take it seriously because he sounds like he has something wrong with him, it;s not even funny.

[ThexImperfectionist]

@MustDisagree See, now I thought that made it twice as funny.