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  • When I'm mad I just watch one of your videos and damn I'm good as new

  • i swear destery you always put me in a better mood c':

  • Slytherin.

  • Griffindor

  • I laugh SO much when I watch your videos!! OMG!

  • Is that book even out?

  • I'm in Slytherin because Pottermore said so! :)

  • probably slytherin or ravenclaw

  • Are you gonna make more videos any time soon?

  • "I got a boner!"

    "Yeah, leave my class."

    That's how you get things done! xD

  • Anyone else think the face of Hermione he does at the end is freakin' hilarious?

  • Dez do u know Alex F

  • slittheren bitch!!!

  • lov ya Des :D

  • DESTERY <3333333

  • i know the giveaway is over but i want to be in griffindor but i would probably slitherin because im sneaky and i asked 5 people they all said slitherin

  • will you marry me?

    Im being serious, i got the most beautiful 25 cent ring eva!

    <3

  • i think i would be in raven claw, because im smart and i get ignored a lot.

  • I.. Would love to do you.

  • @saydeeweaver wtf...

    

  • What house. Whore house.....

  • "Fucking shit harry ****** hermione!"

    xD lmao

  • 3:36

    Aw, you sound like Italy from Hetalia. c:

  • If it wasnt FUCKIN dead already.

  • Roads?...Were We'er We Don't Need Roads

  • most amazing video... i l.m.f.a.o ..... figure it out

  • When are you ever posting another video?

  • 1,469,107 views... wait, why is it only showing my views?

  • Marry Me?

    Please ^_^

  • RED SHIRT IS BACKWORDS

    

  • Watching this always makes me happy :3 <3

  • i would haft to say hufflepuff

  • "YEAH?! well, I know SPELLS n' shit!" LOL I DIED

  • I like the soap flavored beans. they are amazing.<3

  • 474 were going to be eaten by the cougar.

  • i laugh out loud every time i watch desandnate videos!

  • Whale semen is a true flavor too:(

  • woaah ! aht 0:39 he sounds exactly like ron !

  • 0:52 its the dam puberty...

  • haha my aunt used to have a couger named Ruby!! My aunt had to get rid of her bc Ruby ate the neighbors dog. -_-

  • LOL, the cats & the toads aren't supposed to deliver mail. x] Owls are the ones designed to do that, and if you do not choose to buy an owl, you'll borrow one from the school. :p Sorry. I'm too much into Harry Potter to let that go... HAD to nag about it.

  • Loll, I love your vids :D

  • i had some of the every flavored beens i had one and it tasted like crap you are so right t was mashed potato...

  • Slytherin just because i want Draco Malfoy's babies :3, and oh yes his father will hear about this.....

    "Road's where were going we don't need roads! Picooooo!!!!....." < I rofl'd c:

  • theres no sex ed in hogwarts there british

  • Slitherin because i would put the magic hat on my cock

  • Slitherin because i would put the magic hat on my cock

  • GRIFFINDOR

    LOL

    hogwarts :3

    

  • 9 AND 3 QUARTERS! DURRRHHHHH U GET THE FUNNY HERE!??!?!?!

  • I'd be in ravenclaw because eagles are freaking awesome and you can do just about anything with a bit of common sense and knowledge :)

  • I think I would be in whichever house you would be in.. Slytherin or Griffindor :-P

  • Destery you are amazing. One of my favorite videos.. yess we're naming it Hogwarts! Haha love you Destery. We should be pen pals :-*

  • 2 18 best part ever

  • Whale semen.

  • Saw this. Instant first thought was, "PLATFORM 9 AND 3 QUARTERS?! "<3

    Merp. I love you Des. :3 <3

  • he tried to feed his cougar a piece of bologna

    .

    .

    his, COUGAR! xD

  • if i was in hogworts i would be in silthern if thats hoe you sell it and i loveu

  • "This here, is a moving diagram, of, uh, sex."

    XD

  • haha i want the toad cuz he there is no fucking way that i wouldnt want to see a buff toad just like carrying shit and i would kind of be scared cuz my room mate would probly be aisn o.0

  • i love his freckle near his eye :D

  • @shostaparty22 Haha, wow nice one Brianna :) lol But ya,,,, I agree... :) lol we are so wierd

    "Bloody Hell Harry!"

  • IT WILL EAT YOUR FACE...

  • The fucking awesome house

  • Oh and you should make a video on the making of the house names

  • Hufflepuff. Because its just about as stupid at Hogwarts(:

  • I'm pretty sure he says "I'm gonna bone Hermoine."

  • haha Penis!

    :)

  • your braces are adorable <3 :3

  • Unf Destry You're so sexy x| can i please be your internet friend?

  • "I'v got a bonner, haha." "Get out of my class."

  • Ravenclaw.... not that I want to be sorted there, Im a slytherin all the way!

  • Griffanclaw :D

  • Could you guys check me out??

  • I love how big of a Harry Potter nerd you are<3 xD

  • Oranges :D

  • Ravenclaw :D

  • my mom just bought me a fish. his name is Garth.

  • you are so fucking hilarious!

  • I never watch Harry Potter I just want your signature :)

  • I keep replaying 0:00 to 0:06 <3

    ITS SO BEAUTIFUL

  • @MrFloppychode rite its frikin awesome

  • VOLDEMORTS ASS CRACK?!?! LMFAO

  • VOLDEMORTS ASS CRACK??!!! LOL I laughed so hard on the jelly bean part

    Oh and I think I'd be put into huffle puff just cuz it sounds cool =]

  • Neville; I've got a boner.

    Professor:Leave my class

  • i was just going back to 5:42 over and over agenlol

  • ok?????

  • Gryfindor

  • Ya?? Well, i know spells and shiit! I seriously fell on the floor laughing!

  • Slytherian cause im so f*ckin awsome lol

  • Your hair looks absoloutly fabulous in this video:3

  • huffle puff... cause i like puff the magic dragon.

  • Best dj ever!!!!! Go snape

  • FUCKING SHIT HARRY

  • SLEEEEEEEETTHHHEEERRRIIIIIINNN­N.

  • ravenclaw. chuh!

  • dont you think the owl would eat the fucking toad come on people

  • the advertisement on the screen was, "sexy asian dating" i found that funny i also had to do one of those letter things before i could post this comment.. it says mollesto

  • HAPPY BIRTHDAY DESTERY!!! xD

  • @BMTH319 IT'S TOMORROW!!!!!!

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  • @Porcupine1080 NO ITS TODAY!!!

  • I like how the pothead Dess is wearing a green shirt......

  • trolololo snape as a dj

  • he got the toad part from a QnA video lmao its The EXACT same rant,

  • i hate not watching this video when it came out. -.-

  • fucking shit Harry!

  • WHICH IS WHY IM A SLYTHERIN.

    Like a G6.

  • Did he get fatter!?

  • Everytime I hear hogwarts I am going to giggle.

  • FUCKING SHIT HARRY xD

  • Slytherin

  • Slytherin

  • I remember when they used to sell Bertie Botts every flavored beans at Rite Aid...it was horrible

  • Slytherin

  • tehe love it

  • I want to play that for the rest of my life it was is a voice from the god of gods love you destery :3

  • 'ive got a boner' hahaha

  • I just realizwed something. . . . This video was posted on my b-day X3X

  • Slytherin! Muhahahahaha -:D

  • Hilarious

  • DesDes has an AMAZING singing voice! <3

  • This is the first video I ever watched of his...now I'm obsessed!!!! -3

  • "I've got a boner." "Leave my class." xD

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  • 2:56 best DJ in the world LOL

  • The quidditch tournament will be between gryffindor, ravenclaw, slytherin, and... Jigglypuff.

  • My Favorite Harry Potter Jelly Bean Is Soap ^.^

  • @toribabycake Me tooo ^-^

  • @Rainb0wPoptart I also Like The Grasss Onee (x

  • RAVENCLAW/GYFFINDOR/SLYTHERIN

  • i love HP and my friend had a harry potter party,i had bertie botts-BBBBBBBBBLLLLLLAAAAAAXXC­CCHHHHHH-NASSTY!!then my friend put on your video of you distroying your t.v. and then 9 1/2-walmart-we have a glorous selection of low fat yogurts!-1 more thing-SEVERUS SNAPE ROCKS AND IS BETTER THAN ALMOST ALL OF THEM!!!

  • SLYTHERAN!

  • @crimsonbloody1 U cant even spell it right!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

  • Lmfao!

    I Love Hiiim. xD

  • somone bought me bertie botts every flavor beans and i ate one that was so gross i really puked it was fish flavor >.<

  • it scares me how good you are at youre girl voice

  • griffenfore......because its awesome!! XD

  • "they call me wrapper nose !!" lmfaoo

  • anyone else think him singing at the start of the video was awesome

  • 2:33 - 3:00 fucking killed me.

  • Hufflepuff... Because I am fucking useless.

  • A bag of peniuses.....

  • lol it paused to buffer as soon as he said "harry___"

  • I love draco

  • 2:50 SOMEONE REMIX THAT!

  • unseen sweet toad backpack!

  • The begining <3

  • Slitherin ...sss....ssss....ssss.ssss.

  • slitherin

  • Ravenclaw :D

  • HUFFLEPUFF

  • TRANSFORMER SHIRT! Wait... I was gonna say something else but the purple transformer kinda distracted me ... Xo

  • Hufflepuff, because I'm not mean, brave, or smart.

  • i would be in grifendor mainly cause they always have to put redheads in there!

    \

  • ffngfngfbfnb

  • yea you know five weeks later the buffest looking toad in the world appears at your door with a broomstick! lol...

  • Your voice in the beginning made me.. like.. orgasm. xD

  • 2:14 to 2:33 . Best part.

  • Just think about it. Helga Hufflepuff. O Godrick Gryffindor. W A Rowana Ravenclaw. T Salazar Slytherin. It has the first letter of all four creators names in it. Ha didn't think about that, did we? Oh an, Wart-Hog , flip the words Hog-Warts.
  • "I've got a cougar, so don't fuck with me!" "Oh yeah? Well, I KNOW SPELLS AND SHIT!"

  • Pottermore told me in in griffindor. :)

  • he sed fuckin shit harry im gna go bangg hermione.... i think

  • No! do it more!

  • Slytherin. bithches !!!!!!!

  • Fuckin' Hufflepuff.

  • Slytherin all the way.

  • I'd be in Jigglypuff.

    'Nuff said.

  • slytherin

  • Slytherin.

    I'd fucking wipe out everyone once I knew the right spell.

    

  • i have that shirt ^^

  • *prutrid

  • This is pretty fucking prutrif but im gonna make it into a candy!! Lol