Astonishingly Heavy 3-Screen "Laptop" Puts Our Backs Out at Computex

[twebb72]

True gamers always compute with a 70lb, 10 bay XL-ATX case in their lap.

[emailsaadi]

"It only weighs 15 kilos!"

[dweem2009able]

PPC (Portable personal computer).

[sdee4sdee4]

COOOL

[56nano]

mini pc

[JDoTtheJamO]

Looool Still... !! I Would Rather Have This Then Have Some MESSY 3 Monitor + Keyboard + Mouse + Tower Set Up... At Least Yu Can Have This On Your Desk And STILL Have Space To Have Your Dinner Dish Next To You ;-)

[OK2BCK]

benchtop

[NaczosikPL]

^^

-,-

[joshbot360]

Estimated battery life 9 seconds, 9 seconds before it catches fire

[elektronikbastler]

I like this - having your whole desk in a box :)

[ssbbman12343]

that actually looks painful...

[ProTechTipz]

But...can it handle Crysis?

[sami3219]

just get a laptop

[jeremiaharkell01]

I imagine sitting on my couch with this thing on my lap... not that fun

[NTComputer86]

i dont care if its not a laptop that is cool, i use 3 monitors on my desktop but i could never take it anywhere :(

[1stNightingale]

Thats just a portable desktop on a battery.

[TheXhoust]

It's only 15 kilos :) Fuck Yeaaah

[Choleer]

This is a real portable PC

[clipbrowser]

just looking at it..looks like shit

[republicfalcon]

if you cant put it on your lap, its not a laptop.

[rsolano60]

laptop comes from lap-top... you cant use that in you lap!!! Interesting but stupid design

[qjtvaddict]

I can smack someone with it

[LANNGA305]

Fucking BadAss.....

[RemcoM013]

if that is a laptop, then a ps3 with a tv glued to it is a ps3p

[kolton5543]

That would make a killer Lan PC

[FlubbyChannel]

only 15 kilos :D

[mw2dude2010]

33 pounds wow

[techgoofdotinfo]

this isnt exactly a new idea but i don't think id have fun with that on my lap...

[bobjfs]

I'd call it a portable desktop.

[qjtvaddict]

@bobjfs I call it portable weapon of mass destruction

[TeamRetic]

That is one weird laptop.

[timtallisman]

Laptop comes from 'The top of your lap'. Let's be honest.. who would be foulish enough to take that thing on his lap. I know I wouldn't O.o, auch.

[DarkWinterRex]

Oh my.Considered it cheats in CS when you have 3 monitors while people have one.

[WonderingSnafkin]

with this you could become a tech geek thats in shape that your women desires....lol

[andyrooney11]

ONLY 15 kilos? That's 2.2 pounds per kilo...which comes out to 33 pounds...I avoid picking up 10 pound babies & there's no way in hell that I would drag that thing around. I guess it would be nice for computer technicians because it can serve as a somewhat portable tech station but I still strongly doubt that techs would use something like that when there are powerful lightweight laptops out there.

[ArT1Tuvsho]

wow 15KG? it over 25 Pounds! thats bad as carrying a desktop!

[LeighPing]

I like this concept. But, using the term 'laptop' leads people to the wrong conclusions. Maybe calling it the 'Tri-screen portable' or 'Eyefinity lan-pack' or similar would eliminate linking it to the obvious benefits of laptops ie; they are generally light. Your thoughts please?

[0disse0]

YEEEES!

[AoDIronMask]

FAIL. This doesn't deserve to have "laptop" in the title, even in quotes.

So if I screwed a chrome shower rail to the top of my Lian-Li PC-V2100B+, put a monitor mount on one side and gaffer taped a keyboard to it somewhere I could call it a "laptop" ? It runs on external power too.

[minipcpro]

@AoDIronMask it looks like a laptop, you can carry it around and of course that's why it is a laptop. Check out the first osborne laptops in the 80s. These were even heavier than this one here ;)

[AoDIronMask]

@minipcpro I've seen a guy wearing a dress before. You could take him to dinner like a girl, then take him home and have sex with his arse like a girl, but at no time would I label him as a "girl".

[minipcpro]

@AoDIronMask please don't get this wrong but i think this is not the right place to talk about your sexual orientation. i think you should keep your personal desires for yourself. No offense, i have no problems with it, that you love to date guys wearing dresses but not on my channel. thanks ;)

[decimator22]

@minipcpro well you put that troll back under his bridge didn't you.

[qjtvaddict]

@AoDIronMask seriously no fags plz not the place or time

[LeighPing]

@minipcpro No, it does not look like a laptop. It would crush your lap like a sumo lapdancer. Evolve from the 80's. It would be much more appealing if it were re-named to fit a certain niche don't u think?

It has three obvious appeals;- 1. Three screens. 2. It's robust. 3. It's portable.

Calling it the 'Tri-screen portable' or 'Eyefinity lan-pack' or similar would do it more favours than linking it to 1980. It's not the Tardis you know :).

[PeacefullCheeta]

@LeighPing 15Kg would crush your lap?

[LeighPing]

@PeacefullCheeta Yes, more than 1.5kg would :)

[TheJonNorris]

@AoDIronMask The guys at the booth were marketing it as a Laptop, hence us calling it one! Obviously it's not a laptop in the traditional sense.

[Buzzap14]

I'd consider that a LAN PC... but, certainly not a laptop.

[freakshowboy9]

@Buzzap14 na more like a big ass portable pc. be really considered portable if it had its own battery power.

[mamba360]

nice

[GeeakFreeak]

Get noisereduction to your mic, please... I didn't really hear you over all the other people there.

[mipmipmipmipmip]

does it come with a battery?

[moneyman10k]

OMG THIS IS SO GOOD

[shaolindreams]

military :P

[reddexred]

who came up with that idea...a portable stationary pc ...wow they must have been geniuses or smoking serious amount of weed XD

[clays121]

It's know as what's called a "lunch Box PC", One of my aunts who is a court reporter had one for a few years, that was on casters, and it cost $10,000, the advantage is, is that there very much more powerful then a regular laptop, and can be upgraded, repaired much more easy. I don't even have 3 screens on my main desktop let alone 2, cause of space reasons. LOL! So i personally would love one of these if it was AMD PhenomII X4 based ;-)

[chris8sirhc]

looks cool great concept

[fireclub493]

not a laptop!

[TheRealUyi]

looks cool but.. its basically a desktop pc crammed into a small case with a built in keyboard and monitors

[1walkgirl]

That will look really silly when you are using it in a train or so :O

[ivanjesik]

it's like a safe :-)

[Solifluktion]

Kinda awesome, but also kinda lame.

[damovieguy1]

do u have a link to there website i wanna buy it

[strouze]

wow this reminds me of the old "portable" Typewriters :)

[z00h]

how pointless