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  • America destoys the careers of every Asian actor. In hong kong they just let Jet Li do whatever he wants, they don't have all the stupid regulations and diva-hollywood actor insurance issues. America also will not stand for an Asian leading man in a major Hollywood film.

  • Is Jet Li turning from a badass into a hardened turd a metaphor for his career?

  • the 1st one is better than the 2nd and the 3rd

  • i was annoyed that rachel weisz wasn't in this movie this was terrible, the first two were the best nothing compares to them

  • 3:43 Korey`s sex face

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  • this movie was good

  • This is when Carlisle left....poor guy but he wasn't compatiable with the others.

  • @WishfulThinking911 Uhhh, Carlyle left to work on his novel and other projects. He didn't leave because of Korey and the rest. The Spill members are all pals and joke around with each other especially in these reviews. Also, he was in MANY other reviews after this one, so don't make assumptions like that.

  • i never liked any of th mummy movies

  • The first one was the shit. Second was alright. Third was wack

  • 1:22 Michelle Yeoh wasnt in Hero....

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  • first 2 were awesome

  • this movie sucked also notice that this movie came out the VERY SAME YEAR as the CHINESE OLYMPICS 2008...this really has nothing to do with mummies but was pretty much made BECAUSE of the Olympics...them basters are f@cking retarded and the the first 2 were much more better then the 3rd

  • still better than Indy 4.

  • @JJJ10JJJ

    Keep trying to convince yourself of that.

  • @JJJ10JJJ not really indy 4 was good

  • this movie fucks up the mummy trilogy

  • I cannot believe that Brendan Frasier didn't get nominated for Worst Actor of the Decade last year.

  • the movie wasn't as good as the previous ones with imhotep and his girlfriend, I mean the one who played evelyn in the previous wasn't in this one if she was in this one it might have been better

  • I enjoyed it as a cheesy B-Movie, but it's nothing compared to the first two.

  • the scene with the horde of stone warriors was a copy of nazi zombies

  • @TheTributetolife This came out before WaW dickface.

  • beginning picture is from bragon ball Z

  • What I dont get from it is, Lets get Jet Li and Michelle Yoeh. Turn Jet li computer graphics and make Michelle Yoeh weak. They were not used to the best of their ability atall.

  • The ending has the most power, which I personally did not see coming until the last moment. But in order to create such drama, setting the pieces out on the board is the tricky part. It is on kookíca already available for you.

  • Full Price!!

  • a fuck you movie right here

  • its not even mummies

  • i like  that movie the 2 sucked

  • Full Price!!

  • By letting go of common sense, rhyme and reason this was a fun movie. Key Word: Fun, not genuinely Good.

  • are we hear in this movie is emperor this and emperor that.

    and Jacky Wu Jing have a very lame role in this movie, at least be a shanghai cop.

  • this is a giant FUCK U movie

  • I hate the new woman playing Evy and I HATE that we don't have Ardeth Bay in this movie, he's the best character in my opinion.

    And I miss Imotemp.... I'm sorry if I misspelled his name.

  • We have a Kung Fu fighting, Magic using , Dragon Morphing Bad Guy who's Kung Fu is so good that he can kick a rocket out of the way, but some how gets defeated by some lame ass fighting techniques that you can learn by brawling at the local pub...

  • the 1st 2 was wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy­yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy better

  • @Raymondmcf

    she was?? i never noticed O_o

  • Anyone else notice that his wife isnt the same actor in this too?

  • they should have quit it with the 1st movie. God damn the sequals sucks.

  • you know what they should have another rating between rental and some ol bullshit thats called boottleg.

  • the only good element in this movie was jet li, the rest of it was poorly put together and just lacked. frasier sucked big time and so did his son and fake wife. it was too cliche reguardless of new mummy.

  • is their any time where the reviewers of spillcom dont have thier head up thier asses?

  • k this movie rocked.

  • I wonder what these guys real names are. (Besides Korey.)

  • Lmao! This is why I miss Carlyle XD

  • Ok here's my opinion on the movies

    1st. Full price

    2nd. Matine

    3rd. F*** YOU!

  • some ol bullshit 4 all i know.........extremely shity

  • when this movie came out i knew woulde be bullshit so i bought bootleg

  • This movie sucked ass and balls. Absolutely fucking terrible. I hate recasts at the best of times, but the woman they replaced Rachel Weisz with in this was just beyond awful.

  • this gets a some ol bullshit from me bucause damn

  • Sorry I don't argee with you but it was a good movie to me sorry.

  • Probably the worst movie ever made

  • @XDarkF3arX not even close

  • i cant believe i actually liked this movie at one point its just really bad and so cheesy you could taste it some ol bullshit

  • For some unknown reason I once rented this "film" on dvd and it was so "amazing" that I fell asleep after first 25 minutes:D

  • The Second mummy will always be the best of the 3

  • Ioved mummy 1 and 2 but this one sucked ass

  • Cyrus's face at 1:07 is fucking priceless.

  • My mom said that they shouldn't have replaced the woman in the first 2 movies because she was pretty but the woman in this one. Shit she ugly.

  • lol doucebagery.

  • the relation between brandon and rachel weisz character's teaches me how to love really they loved each other so much and act perfect together also if it will be the mummy , it has to be EGYPT , i never heard of a stone statue called a mummy that sucks , the tomb dragon movie shoud be erased from the movies history it has no story

  • Can everybody AGREE to be raped by the man?

  • they had an actual decent series going on then they blew it

  • The second mummy movie was the best! This one is so different from the first two movies. This movie was so wack, I could only watch about 15 or 20 minutes of

    it.

  • Well this has gotta be one of the best movies of 2009 .. if not THE best. It's at My Movie Share . com for anyone who wants to watch.

  • Nope. Without Rachel Wiez it just ain't The Mummy.

  • u people should enjoy the movie and who cares if Rachel got replace for Maria Bello

  • what the hell are you kidding this movie sucked i went to watch it and it was terrible i watched it beacause of this review there wasnt even any mummies there where all just guys frozen in time and by the way what was going to happen the jet li won was going to concore china with a bunch of clay morons with spears.guns tear these guys apart.imagane the milatary they would have no chance

  • The new mummy movies are fuckin' horrible.

  • Ok..... I fell asleep on this. And I don't fall asleep on movies.

  • making it as we go along tht sounds like me :D

  • This movie felt like no one wrote/read the script, it had all the special effects going but I couldn't care for it! I love the idea, but the people behind this thing made a debotchery and destroyed a potentially great film franchise!!!

  • I Mean Rachel Weinz. Brendan Fraser & Arnold Vosloo worked there socks off to make these film successful. First one scared the audience as it was scary & the sequel was scaryish but funny. 3rd one doesn't frighten you whats ever. The Forth one should bring back the scaryness as did once.

  • ...out quite dissapointed, Luke Ford i think he acted crap. The worst acting you can see in show business. He'd better not return for next film. Talking of which the next film should have complete clear out on set bring back the directors & cast also writers from the first two. Turn this back into a horror film. Try & get Rachel Weinz back. If the next film flops that means the series would end, as nobody would intrested anymore & of course lose money. So They've got alot of work to do!

  • The plot is the same as first two a mummy brought back to life to role the world. Without a doubt to film was a flop some parts were good like the battle scene at the end, apart from that it was not so good, I wouldn't say it was worst film ever made but It wasn't that good first thing that went wrong was no Rachel Weinz. Brendan Fraser is keeping this film going though you miss Rachel. Her replacement can't act what so ever. I was really looking forward to seeing this at the cinema, but came...

  • "This movie has no rules."

    Uh, that's the point. It's not Lawrence of Arabia, it's a MUMMY movie. And this one is even more corny than the first. The first threw in a good shot of chills. This one didn't.

    Same with the kung-fu-yetis. You were supposed to laugh. They kicked away a soldier, then made a field-goal sign! I'd hardly call that drama.

  • @matt484991 Even fiction has rules. When a writer creates their universe they have to abide by those rules. This was just plain stupid.

  • that movie sucked

  • no way as good as the first 2

  • @hanseykemmerer I have to disagree. It was no way as good as the first film but I think it was better than the 2nd one.

  • Lol Jet Li has a chinese pornstar moustache. I loled

  • lol som ol bullshit

  • heres my ratings:

    The mummy:full price-great movie to start with

    Return of the mummy:full price-had more to it then the first movie more action, just an amazing movie.

    Dragon empire:low rental-hate the cg, not enough action scenes, corny humor, very very quick, it kinda just breezed by as a movie.

  • @thebeatlesarenumber1 i need to ta a dump on u buddy

  • Leon: "In John Hannah's defense, what was the last movie you saw him in?" At this question, I looked up John Hannah on Wikipedia to see what other movies he has been in. Other than the Mummy Trilogy, he's been in 23 movies form '94 to '08. And honest to f*cking god, I have never heard of ANY OF THEM!

  • GET ON THE HYDRA'S BACK

  • My biggest problem is that Brendan Fraser and the son looks like they are about the same age. I mean, if you are gonna have a father-son relationship with a young adult kid, make the dad look old, Fraser is fucking 41. I do like kung-fu and chinese shit, but not in this type of movie. It get's to fucking far with the emperor turning into different monster, and it's not even a mummy after a while, it's just this dude with badass powers.

  • yea and this is really not a mummy 3, nope i even consider scorpian king as the 3rd but not this. they dont have the ingrediants and if u want to have a real fun time, go buy mummy 1 and returns in blu ray and there is ure package. they are awesome woot

  • @saiyaneer Is there even a sequel to scorpion king?

  • yeah but it's shit

  • @metabollica nope but there is a prequal but from what i see mummy returns is kinda sequal to scorpian king u know

  • @saiyaneer oh okay, well thank you for the information

  • 3:02 LOL

    Horrible acting all over this movie, nevermind the silly story. Worst of the 3 Mummys.

  • 1:08

    lol

  • That movie was shit without Rachel Weisz. A sequel is doomed without the original cast. I had NO interest whatsoever in the Emperor or Evee being played by Maria Bello. Maria and Brendan had NO chemistry at all together. That movie was such a disappointment to me really.

  • a movie without eve, aded faer and well arnold vosloo was shit

  • i always laugh!!!! i would like to see a cartoon series of u guys lol

  • AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSTASTIC!

  • I loved the first series and the second but this *sigh..

  • lmfao.................dats fuck up but true didnt know who john was til dis n dats it

  • Some ol bullshit.

  • The Mummy Returns is the best!!

    this movie sucked!

  • LOL leprechaun with a machine gun

  • I missed Rachel Weiz, that was the first kicker. I enjoyed Brendan's idea of fishing, but the movie was centered around a character I didn't know, and didn't really want to watch.

    I personlly liked the first movie the best, it earned the right to be cheesy, an it had a classic/pure sense of adventure. The only thing I would've liked better is more of that Magi with the Tattoos on his face. Ath- Ath' something.

    ...Raise your hand if you knew Brendan was going to almost die like he did.

  • this movie was alright. it was the worst out of the 3 but it was cool

  • "This movie has no rules"

    I guess that's really what i liked about it.

    i though it was fun. Not great. Not terrible.

  • That's what I liked about it too. Quite honestly, I had a good time watching it. But do I think its a great movie? Definetely not.

  • LOL! xD

  • They copied Hero just like how they copied The Scorpion King for second Mummy.Anyone else seeing a pattern? Wounder what they'll rip-off next for the Mummy 4?

  • Wait... Wait.... is that a real statement? You do realize that the The Scorpion King came out AFTER the Mummy Returns?

  • i didn't like any of those movies, but do you realize that the scorpion king and the mummy were SUPPOSED to be intertwining stories?

  • Star Wars? Die Hard 12?

  • yeah attack of the clay pot army crassh, worst of the three for certain. They even managed to screw up the Yetis!

  • I liked a few elements in the movie but the first one is my favorite and the second follows.

  • Say this title ten times fast.

  • God this movie was bad. People I think the first two mummies were the best. That girl who played Eve was terrible. I get it a one star.

    And their right in order to make a good action film you got have good characters you like. Nobody gives a crab about these people!!

  • The scene with the random people juming out of a burning trolly with no harm just made me laugh so hard.

  • When I first watched this movie I was NOT expecting a dumb tomb raider-esque movie with O'Connel stuck in the middle of it. Truly this film was such a complete waste of time, money and boundless potential that was simply thrown away into the wind.......

  • I personally loved the movie it was different and fun to watch

  • personally, the mummy is not the mummy without Imhotep

  • the Yak was funney lookin

  • SUUUUUM OLD BULLSHIT

  • aww this was the first time that I have to disagree i thought the movie was cute

  • Why wasn't Rachel Weisz in this movie? what the hell happened to her? 0_0

  • she probably read the script...

  • Aaaah the yetis! Heheheh.

  • Some old BS.

  • aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaassta­stic!

  • I just wanted to see Alex get killed so bad! He is the epitome of uncool!

  • not even half into the movie i was just like "fuck this". Maria Bello was the worst!! She was sooo fucking bad. I didnt believe her for half a second. Some ol' BS!

  • jeez this movie was epic FAIL!

    but i loved the first 2

  • ilike all the mummy sequel, and as much as this one sucked, idont wanna ruin my collection so i'll still buy it on dvd...

  • The first two were okay; if you look past all the Egyptian cliches, it's actually a pretty fun adventure. But this third one has got to be one of the worst movies I've ever seen in my life; no charm, no sense of adventure, horrible dialogue, cliche beyond belief, cheap CGI...... there's just so many things wrong with this film! Definitely a Some Ol' Bullshit for me.

  • this was a F--K U!!!

  • Yea...I loved The Mummy, liked The Mummy Returns, and I really didn't like this one.

  • HEERREE'SS JOHHNY!!!!!!!!

  • SOME OLE BULLSHIT

    Saw it yesterday. It sucks ass

  • Its more childish but i would say it sucks ass or bullshit. maybe a 3 star

  • This movie is just nothing but noise. I really despice this movie. There's no escape here, this is just SOME OLE BULLSHIT!!

  • lol

  • They could have done so much with this movie. I would have liked to see the tomb's inner chamber...

    There was no saving it though.

  • i really though it was a good movie.. but i'm still right

    "full price"

  • honestly I'm not going to watch this one, because it's just isn't the same, the old actress for the mom wasn't in it, the mummys just doesn't look intresting and theres freaking yetis and dragons in this movie!! what the hell, I thought this was the mummy not the mummy, yeti and dragon C'mon they really killed the franchise for me.

  • u aint even seen teh film yet dumbass, u cant pass judgement like that. it's more of the same, slightly weaker and tired but it's the same format

  • meh I'll possibly rent it (it depend if I remember the film exists lol) what evs lol

  • I hated Alex in this movie! Don't know why but i hated his character! This movie was not so great!

    Mmm...rental.

  • at 1:00 that was the first time I busted a gut laughing at a review of a movie this was a really great review.

  • I give this 2.5/4 stars because I love stupid action films but there are certain flaws that hurts the film- 1- Replaced Rachael to Maria, 2- some of the plot can be boring and i think Jet Li is a great actor but I miss Vosloo. I think he's a gret villain. Other than that, not bad film.

  • THIS MOVIES WAS JUST...STUPID!!!

  • fire the writer and director! i was so psyhed until i watched it. problem one: original actress MIA problem two: they're so boring... jet li's character and the beginning was the best part. if they don't go back to egypt at least bring the adventurous charaters back 2 life!

  • I loved the insanity!

  • to tell you the truth i found the movie to be extremly stupid the only thing i liked about it was the yeti's and a couple of scenes but i have to say pass on this but if you have a little kid then rent this shit=)

  • michael jackson werewolf lmao damn these guys are funny

  • i hated it bu i guess i never gave it a chance since rachel weisz wasn't in it, but hey she's gone on to much better things, and nort doing it was a very smart move, watching this made me want to watch the first two, becuase they were so good, and this just sucked

  • FUCK COMMUNISM!

  • The Mummy series can still be savaged. Do like how Fast & Furious does it. Make a "interquel" meaning: a Mummy movie that takes place between 2 & 3. The son can be young around 8 or 9, Rachael Weisz reprises her role, and the location can be back in Egypt. BAM!

  • why didn't u write the script? genius!

  • ROFL! Leprachaun wielding a rifle.

  • John Hannah's last movie was The Last Legion in 2007 ;)

    Other than that, he's being involved in small budget films and tv shows

  • I loved the original mummy but this one was horrible. :[

  • It was a neat concept bringin' in asian mummies, but I agree with Corey. I miss the old-fashioned toliet-paper mummies.

  • HERO

  • "Yak yakked"

    Wtf...

    Who thought that was a good idea? -_-

  • LOL : D

  • They might as well have just had a voice over saying "FUCK YOU!" and ended the movie in 4 seconds

  • i kinda like this movie, just my opinion though...

  • "This film was a F*CK you on Disaster Movie levels if I've ever seen one."

  • aww they nailed it! I was trying to figure out what I hated about this movie and they got it; it just has no rules! Everything really is just like they made it up in five minutes

  • i liked the new mummy