"IM BLIND!" - 05/10/11

[kyky1234561]

u look like my fiance's sister's boyfriend. that was kinda confuzing...

[heartemoboiz]

I love your retarded little wave at the end :)

[chihanachan]

really? tuesday's stoner day for us hahahaha, I guess it coresponds with the tacos XD

[angustherule]

love it in black and white lol.

[TheFiveOfUsAreDying]

dont you have taco bell? not off brand del taco. lol.

herp a derp.

[leafytreehouse]

heyyyyy i have an idea! can you take us outside your apartment? because i know you must do non-boring things outside.

[animemangamaster111]

i find it funny that you lost your contact and there is an ad for the lasik vision institute next to this video.



[banjobat]

dexters lab! hell ya!!!!

[SAREDOG]

Blind..... Blind like KORN

[Taylor01T]

Dexter's Laboratory!

[w00tgirl]

Hit 4 for Herpa Derp Derp xD

[AlixMurder]

:3

[evaisepicful]

oh my god I miss dexter's lab! -3

see, this why i love Matthew/Swifty.

he's that funny, random, awesome guy! :D

[furubaprincessyuki18]

XD DEXTERS LAB FTW!!!!!!

[liorez]

YOU'RE NOT WEARIN A V-NECK! O:

[lydiamaroon]

u can't see me there and I can see anything coming out of there XD WINNING!

[yeshypie99]

yay DeeDee!

[theresaxolove]

"DD, why are you in my labratory?!"

Please tell me you read that in Dexter's voice.

[XanthoGrl]

It is irritating how attractive you are because I cannot have you

[Dialga355]

so the point of this video is to inform us that this is a video...cool

[QazamyEx]

I luv the Dexter Laboratory theme song~

[nobutsrslyguiez]

there is doom and gloom while things go boom

in dexters laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaab!!!!!!!!!

[KiaraGivesKisses]

DeeDee's a bitch

[InJesWonderland]

DERP DERP! LOVE YOU MATT!

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[ksaxchick]

Call your momma and ask her to mail you your glasses Matt.

[LOWENnotLORYN]

IN DEXTERS LAB xD

[mixedberrypunch]

ADDers ftw!! represent!

[TheMonkeygurl9]

Lol ur such a dork lol. I luv u. Lol

P.s. It's tuesday now and I didn't get to see u :'( but I won't be sad any more if u use my name in ur next vid. Plus if u do I will bake u a cookie with ur name or picture on it :D

[madysXamazingg]

i love dexters laboratory. and can't you just get new glasses?

[emoskeleanimal]

"DEXTERS LABRATORY welp on that note" LMAO i love u Matt

[HeroinxcorexVanessa]

Taco Tuesday is like a holiday.

[alexisgwynn]

Losing contacts= STORY OF MY LIFE!

P.S. Your hair looks sexy(:

[DrSeuss1901]

Just get some new glasses. Problem solved.

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[tdstudent1]

sorry but 0:42 that's what she said ... i had too

[Shadwkat69]

You breaking out into random song reminds me of Dr Horrible's Sing along blog Lol The hair a bit too. Ooo wait dirty thoughts raAwr lolz

[gewkbokx89]

get ur family to mail them to you! thumbs up so matt can see! literally!!!! lol

[xPinkFrostedDonut]

Wuuut how do you even repair contacts? Duct tape? :') I always just get new ones when I destroy mine

[3oh3girl2]

Give us a tour of your house!

[SoraM55]

I had forgotten the theme song to Dexter's lab until you just sang it...so thanks :)

[shannonlassie]

i hate contact lenses. they will the destroy the earth and its surface. but id rather not wear my specs. SEXY SWIFTY.

[ABigHopelessMess]

Swifty's lookin' damn sexy.

[flyinglemoncentral]

This was uploaded on my birthday :)

[poeticwierdo]

Why do you keep promising to do a video, but never do one… naked…

[KellAStar]

DEXTER'S LABORATORY!! :D

[JozzXXX]

JESUS YOU'RE SO FUCKING HOT.

[KawaiiGamergrl]

OMG TACO TUESDAY! XD

[revgirl666]

<3 Dexters Lab! :]

[RatRocky]

You. Are. A. God.

[daffodilluvbug]

i started busting up when he started singing Dexters Lab xD

[Jimendrix]

Dude it's awesome to see you blogging more often :) Now I am going to favorite this video... for no particular reason *___*

[DumbActually]

Loving the hair and the random shizzle you come out with :D

And as I keep saying, you look like Jared Leto. Im sorry if it's getting annoying >.<

[ohhsweetperfection]

you make me giggle(:

[starwarsfangurl]

dear matt. please stop saying herp derp. its not cool anymore. thank you.

[Rhythmachine191]

@starwarsfangurl dear starwarsfangurl. Star wars stopped being cool.. in the 70's.

[koyfishie9]

Actually we don't live on ramen noodles anymore.

You can get soup cans about 3 for a dollar. :p

[cupcakesanonymous1]

i so want to watch Dexters Lab now!

[KaitlindClementTV]

I used to love Dexter's Lab. Good times lol

[Mommywdwntime]

Can you put "Herpa Derp" on a T-Shirt? lol I love Dexter's Laboratory! hahaha! You're so funny! ;p

[MissxKrystalxLee]

Have my babies swifty? lolll!

[MissxKrystalxLee]

HERP A DERPA!!! LMAO!

[tripthe1]

Dude you can not start singing a cartoon theme song and quit halfway through!!!

You get a FIVE star thumbs up for stroking the mic. Giggity!

[AnnaGumballmachine]

Im totally going to watch tomorrows video in the nude! :D

Herp derp!

[0Andrejka0]

best hair ever :):):):):):)

[0414roses]

 I like watch Dexters Lab . Pls take care left eye

[absolutlisa]

lol, I'm eating noodles right now... ( 00:15 )

[coffeestainedphotos]

the sound is off.

[xXShikiyoxNaraXx]

:o Del Taco has that now?! Oh, how I miss Del Taco... The manager gave me free food..

[FraeschD]

the mic is way better, allthough it's a bit quiet, good job! ^^

[straps6661]

that was some hot singing

[SkullySkye]

u have a good singing voice :O xD

[whooshiable]

damn you 're cute!!!

[OJelloO]

Get daily contacts. You wear them for the day and then throw them away, so it doesn't matter if you lose/ruin one.

[Paigeywagey2]

Hair looks amazing

[MiriahLovesCookies]

Just wear your glasses, silly.

nevermind >.> get them! D: you look more adorkable with them anyway ^_^

[MiriahLovesCookies]

Just wear your glasses, silly.



[Rasmi19]

@MiriahLovesCookies ---_______---"  retardation is very unfortunate...

[MiriahLovesCookies]

@Rasmi19 no i was still typing more after that but when i moved my cursor on the touch pad i accidently clicked post >.< -facepalms

[Scrumdiddlyumptions1]

there is gloom and doom while things go boooom in dexxxxxterrrss laaaaaabbbbbbb!

bwahaha

[LennsLifeUpgrade]

I love those short moments, when you thought about what u just said and laugh a little :)

Could watch a 20'-video just about em.

[iDidntTakeMyPillz]

since it looks like nobody else finished the song, i will.

"...there is gloom and doom, while things go boom. in DEXTERS LAB!!!"

[AngerManagementBunny]

swifty, i don't think you need to apologize for not making a video. it sounds too much like you're expected to make them, instead of you just wanting to make them for fun. I know it's kinda like that, in a sense, but we just want to watch the vids you feel like posting, not vids you feel obligated to make :( <3

[AngerManagementBunny]

I watched one of your old videos earlier, and I just realised, your accent has changed!! its cool :D

[cyoachim10]

Now I'm really wanting to watch some classic cartoons, but I got a paper to write :( sad day.

[dayumbrandi]

I love dexters lab :)

[dustytymes]

I am just making a guess that you are TIME TRAVELING to a time where COLOR wasn't invented yet. That is the reason why dreams (during that time) were in Black & White.

I don't know how you were able to communicate VERBALLY, because of the DOPPLER EFFECT due to the time difference. But all I can say is... your subtlety is pure GENIUS!

While you're THERE...

Can you bring back a bottle of Doctor Pepper with the 10 • 2 • 4 on the Label? (and buy some Microsoft Stock too?) !retaL uoY eeS ⬅ ⬅ ⬅

[Istoleyourunderwear]

What's the shirt?

Also, you don't see us... we see you. lol

[guitarpickz]

WOOT DEXTERS LAB

[nanzo2000]

jared leto is swifty



[NeverShoutSara3]

Please be naked.

[tashaMELY]

Dede always creeped me out as a child.

[dux14]

Hey. @MatthewBrianBrown ...Remember when I sang you happy birthday? in a video? and you "liked" it?

Yeah.. i didn't expect you to...

but .. i mean.. my birthday was sunday...

I wouldn't mind a "happy birthday"....

[philosophicalpal]

I LOVE DEXTER's LAB! :D

[DrinkCement]

Oh Crap. Your singing totally made my jaw drop.. DO MORE :D Oh please please sing more Matt :'[

Oh and why are all these videos black and white D: I need color so i can see your incredibly dramatic eyes ._.

ILOVEYOU [;

[kdidley]

"on that note.." get it?! hahaha :P

[TheDawnDead]

Ohh Me So Horny! Thanks A LOT MATT!! ugh.

xD

[HappySchmeri]

Dexter is legit as fuck.

[isnotmeisyou]

you are a good singer , btw :33

[AlishaDawnMarieClark]

Del Taco is the BEST in Barstow Ca. Its the original Del Tacos

[w00tgirl]

Crazy hair is crazy.

And I like it.

You look like Jared Leto.

[swiftkaratechop]

@w00tgirl lmao its wild atm

[w00tgirl]

@swiftkaratechop haha it is :P

[still7geo]

@swiftkaratechop What's the worst part, the A, the D, or the D? :)

[MangaKindaGirl]

@w00tgirl I LOVE YOU. 

[w00tgirl]

@MangaKindaGirl Awww thanks :P

[safetypinromance]

@w00tgirl totally was thinking the same thing!

[KellehWelleh219]

hey Matt :3 sooo this Friday is my birthday, and because it's Friday the 13th and freakin' sweet, maybe you can give me a fourteenth birthday shout out? kkk deuces :3 --Kelly

[dontstopbaileyvin]

n_n

[107megmeg]

Dexters Lab is the shit!

[imawesome519]

@107megmeg thank you!!!!! i loove dexter's la-bor-a-tory

[NathanShawn]

You can still see with one contact. Went 1 month like that!

[SacredDark]

-3.75... 20/100 vision. That's what I have without my contacts in!

[Swirl12493]

<3 you. marry me? :) I can cook lol!

[DianaH18]

Deuces! :D

[suicidalquiff]

He's talking about vaginas

[klw2895]

Go Dexter's Laboratory!

[ThePedoBear]

I love tacos. Although it's sad to see white people say they love tacos when all they've had is Del Taco and Taco Bell xD

[ANTOINEZxxxNOODLEZ]

What up Matt ignore that fagg that was first.

[RatRocky]

@ANTOINEZxxxNOODLEZ

I was just joking. I've been watching Swiftkaratechop since 2007. Thought it would be funny if that was the first comment. XD

[flaregirl11]

I love ya Matt!!!! FYI it's Wednesday here cause its 12:42!!! but still...I LOVE YA!!!!! :) <33

[VioLetM00N]

Swiftyyy. <3

[glitterpukerific]

dead baby

[QuadroGaming]

Mic doesn't suck as bad! :L

[QuadroGaming]

Penis

[MattBrownIsMyBitch]

;D