ATHF - Carl Promos

[MsWalsh12]

Someone al kill ya with a knife

[Tragedy1191]

Carl for president

[Kromsmitesyou]

Speak the truth Carl!

[smkashon]

wats the background music called?

[WatchVenusSpa]

THE GUY FROM FOGHAT!!!

[smkashon]

I know where my wallet is, don't mess with it...

[junkieinformant]

Carl is the 2nd coming of Jesus

[SlowChromeHand]

"how much is this costin me?"

[admirilawesome1]

we do paper plates here

[theoriginal72]

And me

[theoriginal72]

Me too.

[theoriginal72]

commenting just so I can get past the spam filter and post this.

[SweetFateofFortunes]

It's like a cartoon version of my father...

[naekstasy]

@SweetFateofFortunes I know that feel bro

[SweetFateofFortunes]

@naekstasy Ha ha yes! I'm not the only person.

[CatNasty]

11 people don't use paper plates.

[TheTastyPenguin]

Foghat drummer solo:

v=K3TMz7FqnGQ

[DeathBringer9000]

Carl FTW

[mynameisradar]

7 people don't know when to shut up at a date.

[47issues]

DO-DOOGADOGADOOGA-DA-DOOGADOOG­ADODOOGA!

[Nitrousx]

lol

[HELLCR666]

you wana look good when you get stabbed with a knife...

[magnetchill]

there will never be another man as wise as carl

[unholyimage]

Dogada agdogada!Dogada agdogada!

[axemgreasefire]

C'mon Carl, let's be honest here. Nobody kills people with a knife these days. We're past those dark times. We use guns now.

[lolmonster13]

somebody will kill you with a knife WTF

[Tokopol]

duguduguguda duguduguguda duguduguguda

[LordKhain]

He's my hero!!!

[DanTheEnigma]

*holds a piece of turkey*

Carl: Oh you have got to be friggin' kidding me...

Turkey: What is that you're holding?!

Carl: Oh this is your great, great, great, great...

*lasers start pointing at Carl*

Carl: Your mother.

[twistedsoybean]

Carl is all that is man.

[endlesspursuit97]

i laugh everytime

[Darkrunner1975]

Right on Carl. Paper plates are all I use at my house. Fuck washing dishes.

[SrgCookieMonster]

''hay, it's just like when i was in high school but then i quit, still bald, still single still loving it!'' LMAO

[TOmaynardOL]

‎"...make sure your abs are uh friggen' ripped...you got some good guns...you wanna look good for when you get stabbed with a knife"

[vzer32xj]

mAY ALL WHO HATE THIS VIDEO......DIE

[NubeAndNuber]

He's been wearing his tank top for awhile according to 1:44 LOL!

[Uberskull]

The way he says "heaven" is just pure genius XD

[TheInternetOG]

You wanna look good for when you get stabbed with a knife.

Sorry it's the truth.

[slayerdearly]

Carl kicks ass

[RobochaoXX]

I love these

[TheMultiGunMan]

We do paper plates here. LOL. :)

[jdspencer60]

I'm not gonna have some chick sayin' "HEY! Wake up! Get dressed" I work outta da home

[bullmilk]

Somebody'll kill you. Somebody'll kill you with a knife. Sorry, that's how it works.

[walkpantera88]

were going straight to heaven!

[VongolaAQW223]

Then the guy from a late singer that comes in and says, Hey obeys guitar,dugaduga!!!!!!!

[VongolaAQW223]

dugadugadu

pst pst puk pst pst puk

[LucWasHere96]

We do paper plates here

[Martin3zProd]

you're gunna get stabbed wit a knife lol

[copraiders1]

seven people need to get stabbed wit a knife.

[BurningYourSkinOff]

in edmonton the odds of being killed with a knife is 50/50

[ironshark969]

7 people dont know that Carl doesn't need no instructions to know how to rock!

[CatNasty]

I need the music in the background, where is it from?

[Twisted4000]

Carl should be Adult Swim's mascot or something lol

[RIPCraigjackson]

carl is right

[Wintermutate]

It probably means I'm a terrible person, but I agree with Carl about just about everything,

In fact, I think I have the exact same card table, and the same paper plates.

[BlameItOnTheWhiteMan]

*Sighs* Ok.. What The [car locking sound] Does this say??

[calmingspeed]

Carl is the best

[drummer1985portnoy]

LORDY MAMA LIGHT MY FUSE (except for you Hand Banana)

[tjmmotox]

7 people dont do paper plates

[solowsoslow]

bmp bmp siss bmp bmp sis

[JERRAHN]

"we do paper plates over here" lmao

[tjmmotox]

7 people did not look good when they were stabbed with a knife

[filmchild78]

I'm still bald. Still single. Still LOVIN IT!

[furian777]

7 people been ripped off before

[MegRocks88]

Carl <3

[blrkeith]

paper plates 

[Redig76]

CARL....Is A God Among Men, that's all there is to it.

[Fallen385]

7 people got stabbed wit a knife. Sorry thats how it works

[gochuckyourself1892]

Carl will become jersey shores new member next season

[Metaldisciple666999]

"Naw we do paper plates here" a-fucking-men Carl !

[flyby7a]

Carl New Jersey's best ...

[patsman191]

I love carl

[WildSide91]

He speaks the truth!

[sexykatie911]

naekstasy 

[sonicsmash89]

LAWDY MAMA! light my fuse!! naw what I mean??

[jdspencer60]

Just like high school. Still bald. Still single. it's a new era! of loneliness. oh god.

[rainbowanimechica]

"No, we do paper plates here."

[absolutehatred55]

DADIGAGAGUDAGA

DADIGAGAGUDAGA

DADIGAGAGUDAGA



[mantooth126]

That's what your average resident of new jersey looks like. nothin like that damn tv show.

[flyby7a]

They should do a full length animated film of CARL... About his daily trials and tribulations as the KING OF NEW JERSEY... BEING JERSEY'S BEST,,,,

[w7100]

Truly a man we could only hope to be

[xH4NDB4N4N4x]

DUGGADADUGGADA! DUGGADADUGGADA! Still bald , still single- still LOVIN IT!!

[RandallPStudios]

Very nice....

[defcubus102]

I CANT STOP LAUGHING MY ASS OFF FROM THIS!!!! MY FACE HURTS FROM LAUGHING SO HARD.......ITS TOO FUNNY!!!!! BEST LAUGH,IVE HAD IN A LONG TIME!

[defcubus102]

I CANT STOP LAUGHING MY ASS OFF FROM THIS!!!! MY FACE HURTS FROM LAUGHING SO HARD.......ITS TOO FUNNY!!!!! BEST LAUGH,IVE HAD IN A LONG TIME!

[kangdoy]

Wuss your naaaaame?

[MManJustin77]

Physical fitness....whatever. You know know...whatever. You do what you like to do, I do what I like to do okay? But you're a sucker, you're getting fed this line about how like, "you're gonna live forever." or whatever but you're gonna die. Someone will kill you. Someone will kill you with a knife. Make sure your abs ...are ripped, you got some good guns. Wanna look good for when you get stabbed by a knife.

[Froebs]

@MManJustin77 weak

[Voicebox420]

@Froebs agreed

[MeLovesToComment]

of course carl :D we all do paper plates here :)

[chris0186]

The perfect date knows when to shut up.

[rankcon]

LOL. 2:10.  Anyone else notice the BOTTLE OF LOTION AND ROLE OF PAPERTOWEL on the night stand.

[cugamer]

The drummer from Foghat is named Roger Earl.

[FromAboveDeathKills]

DUGUGUHGUHGAGAGUH

[chrisAKAchig]

SOUTH BRONX PARADISE baby!!!

[highCLASSloser71]

"I work out of the home" ahahah Carl is true american hero.....

[steelhammer103]

"Just like when i was in high school and then i quit..still bald..still single..still loving it!!!!" LOL

[WhirledSnacks]

"Thats my drummer...The guy from Foghead."Dugaduguduga!""Dugadu­guduga!""Dugaduguduga!"And then the guy,the lead singer comes in and says "Hey,more bass guitar!" "Dugaduguduga!"Thats my drummer,Alright?Not your stupid little "Pn Pn tss,Pn pn tss"."

[stunnerman316]

Your gettin fed this line about how.

like.

your gonna live forever and whatever.

Your gonna die.

Someone will kill ya.

Someone will kill ya with a knife.

[Oblivionfolk]

The perfect date knows when to shut up. We ain't doin' like a movie, a dinnah. None of that b.s.

We're goin' straight to heaven.

We'll do a little smalltalk while we're - you know - gettin' on the action like you know 'What's your name?', 'How much money is this costin' me?',

Are you gonna try to rip me off cause I've been ripped off before. I know where my wallet is, don't mess with it.

Lordy mama, light my fuse you know what I mean?

[Oblivionfolk]

I love living alone, y'know? I got my own life.

I'm not gonna have some girl tellin' me 'Hey! Wake up! .. Get dressed!'

I work outta the home. Ain't gonna push all this frilly frou frou stuff on me like uhh.. furniture or dishes or whatever. No. We do paper plates here.

Hey, its just like when I was in highschool, and then I quit: I'm still bald, still single, still LOVIN' IT!

[craps36]

I Love That Man!

[hirummy]

Wise words.

[nataliethebrilliant]

We do paper plates here.

[Xajora]

What is that music in the background?

Its perfect for everything

[4evervids4you]

Sorry, that's how it works!

[packysmatt21]

CARL FTW

[MuchoPassion]

"....NO! We use paper plates here..." CLASSIC

[dalladeien]

YOUTUBE IS FUCKEDUP AGAIN

[WhirledSnacks]

"You wanna look good when you get stabbed with a knife."

[Metaldisciple666999]

His words have led me through some dark times.

[Gurlow]

@Metaldisciple666999

amen brother

[SpectacularCheese]

NO, we do paper plates here

[azdifter602]

"we're not doing like a movie, or dinnah, none of that biiizzzz, we're going straight(pause), to HEAVEN"

[TibbitsNetwork]

You can find these promos in "Aqua Teen Hunger Force - Volume 3" special features.

[TonberryNeko]

We have paper plates here.

[GibbsMann]

i love his rants

[ramenboy1]

that my drummer... the dude from fothat. DUGA DU DUGA DU DU DUGA DU DUGA DU DU

[Camps2630]

is this show on anymore?..havent seen this in like 2years or so..

[Petasucksballs91367]

@Camps2630 Yeah it is it's been on for a while watch it on Adult swim if you have a dvr manually record it.

[slayerdearly]

awesome plain and simple

BTW do you have that guitar riff one? where where some prom's with a pretty cool guitar rill that kinda sounded like free bird meets stairway to heaven know the one? well if you got that will you post it up plz Ive looked EVERYWHERE for it thx and goodnight :)

[masterdierk]

"Furniture, or dishes

Nah, we do paper plates here"

xD

[sollinman]

who ever disliked this has a personal spot on my hairy balls

[Drinkman7]

Carl simply rules!

[acbelton19]

"Still bald still single still lovin' it"

[SuBsAnDwIcH200]

I luv carl he makes me lol :3

[GoingBig]

nah, we do paper plates here

[packysmatt21]

carl ftw

[WickedLoveify]

Carl can't get a show with The Aqua Teen around they always kill him.

[NightStalker818]

"...You'r going to live for ever or whatever" Carl is a sick man

[lgtbyddrk]

epic lulz

[lordhelmetIE]

LMFAO!!!!! Carl's the best. "Sorry thats how it works"

[PrestonPHR]

Lordy Mama. Lite my fuse, you know what i mean?!

[PrestonPHR]

This is one of my "go to" videos for whenever I need a good laugh :)

[cwatsoniii]

Paper freak'n plates!!

[cityzoo07]

When is Carl going 2 get his own show!

[MrTomJenkins]

he needs one.

[badbabybear1]

I love the music in the background. Pure win.

[TlGBC]

south jersey coast

[InfectiousGore]

Carl is fucking awesome.

[eriksmith33]

@InfectiousGore correction.. Carl is "frickin' awesome."

[szor1]

@eriksmith33 Thats right, you friggin bum.

[FeiFongWong1]

@eriksmith33 wow you're a fag lol! frickin'? fucking red neck! also carl is awesome!

[b0b95eg]

"You wanna look good for when you get stabbed wit a knife."

[naekstasy]

lolwut?

[darkowin]

I don't know his name, but he's realy good

His name is Roger Earl :)

[Fallen385]

dugagagadadga dugadudigadugaga not ur little boom buunce boom bunce

[bigtunabeliever]

i live my life by this advice i dont have a woman because i dont like waking up

[Zen06SCA]

LOL, Carl Rules!!!

[brianterry1986]

I have a Carl tattoo on my ass. Its about the size of the whole right cheek. I also wish I was joking but I am not. Whateva.

[rutehshoom]

we're goin straight to heaven

[ShotgunEnthusiast]

Carl MAKES this show! Wouldn't be half as funny w/o him! "we do paper plates here." lolz

[Hakkun9872]

"Still bald..still single..still lovin it!"

lol, yea Carl's the best part of the show.

he's just so...well..not sure how to explain

it. He's just Carl. And that's why he's cool.

[HHKelevra]

DUGGADA GUGUADAGA!

[ATHFfan89]

u can tell i like Aqua Teen what do ya think my name stands for?

[mademan912]

his wisdom knows no bounds! :D

[TheUnknownHero]

Early kills everyone. Carl dies all the time. Somehow I doubt they'd get along.

[Gign14]

nah, we do paper plates here

[jambi1983]

that's my drumma. alright. not your stupid little pum pum hiss. pum pum hiss.

[Mortskcab]

Carl is da man!!!!!!!!!! Best Character on the show! He needs to be the star in his own show!

[NefariousDreary]

"That's my drumma. The guy from fog hat. DUGGA DUGGA DUGGA DUGGA!"

[jjpcg]

"The perfect date knows when to shut up"

[rediculousrapper]

make sure your abs are freakin ripped you got some good guns you wanna look good for when you get stabbed with a knife!! Thats hilarious

[wyrechaser]

WE'RE GOING STRAIGHT, TO HEAVEN!

[57Revolution]

"Nah. We do paper plates."