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  • An exact replica of Youtube whore in a nutshell, done by a non-Youtube whore.

    But we all knew that, right?

  • My heart has always grown a few sizes after a healthy dose of sarcasm, and then shrank counter-productively because of the people who don't get it.

  • it's actually sad,becuase this is an exact replica of every viral video.even on some gaming and commentary videos already.im getting sick of it.

  • Soilder: That video is a troll!!!!!!!!!

  • Hey archfiend, is it fun getting people so mad that they type like a bunch of braindead monkeys? I guess people don't recognize a JOKE VIDEO when they see one lol.

  • That was hilarious XD "Empty LOL zone, blue eyes lol" LMAO! And again how true is this? :)

  • Obvious whore is obvious. LOL JK

  • I love it. This is what EVERY youtube whore does lmao archfiend is such a badass ;p

  • Dear Archie,

    Fuck you arch! You sell out hypocrite whore! How could you do this to us? How? I'm gonna have to take my laptop outside and smash it with a hammer just to get your filth and lies off the hard disk. Then I'm gonna take a cold shower and probably throw myself off a bridge after masturbating to pictures of dead puppies just to get your filth out of my head. No body bother looking for me. I hope you;re fucking happy.

    Love, Steve

  • it brought back so many good memories when the annoptation pointed to where the old subscribe button was

  • wow, this video really sucked. and those NUMEROUS things on the screen you want to click on to close out, those sucked to. oh, and i hate it when women make out with each other. women are supposed to sexually prefer men over women, and i will be more than happy to say that to every woman's face that i can. this video TOTALLY sucked.

    oh yeah, and there are videos by IG that are good just like there are videos by AVGN that are good.

  • CAPTION OBVIOUS: I noticed something this is a joke vid and there are a lot of annotations

  • MOAR JUMPCUNTS

  • youre videos are awesome

    I'm from germany and we got the same problem with youtubers who are just fake and liars and begging for subscribers and if you mention it all the teen fanboys and girls try to defend them with stupid excuses

  • lmaoo love your videos arch

  • Iwhore in a nutshell

  • AHHHHHHHHHHHH TO MANY ANNOTATIONS !!!!!!!!

  • the title is:"The Archfiend Is Not a YouTube Whore. Be Sure To Rate, Subscribe and Comment!" LOL.what is with the:"Be Sure To Rate, Subscribe and Comment!" IF YOU ARE NOT A WHORE??!?!?!?!i mean CMON you spit and those youtube whores like shane,gaywilliam and other pieces of shit but now that you get some subcribers and fans YOU DO ALLMOST SAME SHIT!

    P.S: you opend my eyes about whores shane and others and i am respect you for that bun now i have a feeling i am looking at one in near future

  • @BulletMADAFAKA

    "You do almost the shit"

    Explain NOW.

    Show me one video where I begged for subs LEGITIMATELY and not in this JOKE video.

  • @TheArchfiend aaam like NOW?!?*facepalm*.and i think you are somewhat manipulator.still respect for opening my eyes though

  • @BulletMADAFAKA

    OK, now explain what you meant by this, "You do almost the shit"

  • @TheArchfiend you mean:"you do allmost the same shit"?well you advertise yourself to get more subs and fans.like those asshole you spit on.what does that makes you?think

  • @TheArchfiend Some people have no grasp of irony... or grammar.

  • @TheArchfiend He said "YOU DO ALLMOST SAME SHIT!". You explain now

  • @TheArchfiend LOL jeez we have to remember to type right when talking to you.

  • @TheArchfiend Hmmmmm you mean comeing out and asking,annotations,or in the description? because i dont know the difference.

  • @BulletMADAFAKA you do realize that this is a joke video

  • @Dafawfulizer well i dont see it as joke

  • @BulletMADAFAKA Well you need to stop being so painfully ignorant.

  • @Phlakes am what?! are you stupid or blind?or maybe both?

  • @BulletMADAFAKA Nope. And you might want to stop proving my point.

  • @Phlakes yeah i'll stop.cus you are just to stupid.bye

  • @BulletMADAFAKA Good idea. Have fun, kid.

  • @Phlakes Dont bother with that kid he is obviously not very familer with a joke video they're all over youtube if you look hard enough

  • @TokyoCircus5678 I know, it's just so much fun.

  • @BulletMADAFAKA It was a joke video, obviously you don't understand sarcasm, or humor for that matter.

  • </3

  • Now just a few jump cuts and it'll be perfect.

  • The average youtube partner has at least twice as many annotations as that.

  • this is so entertaining and true

  • WHO ELSE WENT OUT AND BOUGHT A SAMSUNG ALIAS!

  • 367 people were searching for lesbians

  • OMG... 5 STARS FOR LESBIAN SEX .. NO REALLY... lol-tastic

  • lol

    

  • You forgot to pause the video and tell everyone to guess what the video is about.

  • I made a game out this video where I have to delete the annotations as quickly as possible.

  • Note: the annotations actually DID make this vid more entertaining. :P

    We viewers are really bored and actually look for mindless low-quality entertainment, probably because we get tired of all the other high quality entertainment which exist off of Youtube. If an annotation makes me laugh genuinely, then I may just do what it asks. Maybe. I'd be in a good mood anyway. If the "whores" want attention, why not? So long as I'm not adversely affected. No sarcasm intended.

  • Turn off annotations.

    Start breathing again.

    But, seriously, this video is dead on.

  • @toxikodendron The message is conveyed both with and without the annotations (except for the last red annotation that covers up Arch).

  • MAN I needed this laugh to end the day, true it's kinda sad that this is how things are going nowadays, but I couldn't stop laughing on this spoof.

    Great job man keep it up.

    *How I HATE those damned annotations.*

  • This video is so hilarious. I'm literally ROFLing.

  • AWESOME

    

  • Go Eagles

  • Just because vids do that, that doesn't mean I'm going to listen, I do it with vids I actually enjoy. it has nothing to do with all of that shit.

  • I knew it.

  • I'm a selfish bastard!! I ain't sharin' this shit with anybody!!!

  • this is the one guy with brain on the youtube channel all the other even I are really douchebags but still we are still okay like we aren't any IG or RWJ and another guys like this one but sill this guy he right you Archfiend you are great indeed.

  • lol this is so true, the only thing you're missing is the unessesary jump cuts that raywillianjohnson has in EVERY FUCKING VIDEO! other than that good!

  • I made a whack-a-mole type game out of all the anotations and captions and whatnot :) It was pretty fun.

  • this video is really outdated. still good though.

  • I can't find the 5 stars button! :)

  • LOL "THUMBS UP IF U LIKE BEWBZ" BLAH BLAH HAHAHAHAH I LOL'D SO FUCKING HARD.

  • This video is clever and funny. Why do you bother bashing others so much? Just do your own thing man.

  • @JgHaverty Lol why did you bother going to another one of Archfiend's videos? Butthurt much?

  • @latinoalex5 randomly clicked one more. You're the one following me around clown. Pathetic.

  • @JgHaverty Oh I randomly clicked one more too. :D

  • You retards have no idea what sarcasm is.

  • soo many anntations!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • LOL

    I literally could not stop laughing 'D

  • Ah, 5 stars instead of likes. Those were the days...

  • I fucking love this video. Makes me LOL everytime I Watch it.

    Serious Props,

  • LOL! Best video! REALLY! :D

  • luvving da anatayshuns budey, prity cule

  • A bunch of bs

  • @NickNSteven how so?

  • @titteringfiend1 the stuff he said in the vid is a lie

  • lol

    very

    funny

  • Funny man! One of the best Youtubers around!

  • Why didnt you use this as your reply to Andrew Braveners Open Letter to YouTube? Its brilliant and pretty much highlights all the problems with the system.

  • LOL BLUE EYES

  • PEOPLE I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT YOU THINK THIS IS REAL IT'S  A PRANK oh and you're a really funny guy.

  • that was so fucking funny

  • How long did it take you to type out all those annotations? lol

  • But it is in How To and Style. Miscatagorizing?

  • @RealExpression How To Be A Youtube Whore. 

  • haha i love how some people dont get the sarcasm

  • Are you really bothered enough by people doing this?

  • there is nothing wrong with being "gay", but why do a lot of people call archfiend's voice "gay"? it's natural he can't do anything about and it's not even that high. unnatural things are flamboyant not voices which include include obnoxiously spiked up hair and emo hair cuts.

  • Annotations FTW.

  • are you gay cause i think your cute like seriously

  • lmao good vid archfiend :D, it does get the point across lol cant say how many times ive seen it on the other youtubers vids but i loved how demonstrate how desperate they act XD keep kicken ass

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  • @TheArchfiend to tell you the truth i kinda like youy and kinda dont like you

  • @TheArchfiend Oh your Isgrj... Guess I don't hate his videos again

  • @TheArchfiend 1y3 4m 4rchf1nd i l1k3 t0 m4ke 4cc0unts 4nd 5ub 0nly t0 4rch1e and 0nly 4rch3. ju5t t0 m4k3 m0ney fr0m g00gl3

  • @TheArchfiend PWNED

  • yawn and your welcome for wacthing and your face is ugly and i am mad

  • @NickNSteven you're judging how other guys look?

  • @NickNSteven *you're

  • @mythbuster43 you havendt even seen my face yet

  • you know cloud is back right

  • @MrYoshidude100

    Thanks. 

  • This vid has made you one of my favorite of youtubers now Archfiend thank you I now know you have confirmed you aren't a YouTube whore

  • Need more ads

  • This might be your masterpiece.

  • i think the archfiend approves more of serial killers than he does of whores. ive never had a lot of experiece such as yourself with dealing with "whores", but im pretty sure that if one had asked me if i wanted my dick sucked, and i said no, that they would fuck off. lol, maybe u should give that a try.

  • i dont really like your videos but i cant knock your hustle bro get it in

  • I came for the lesbians. I am disappoint.

  • Oh lord, look at dem annotations. Remembering the old youtube layout...

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  • @talyorswiftf1 We know you do! :D

  • This is LOL-tastic!!! <3

  • Fantastic and full of truth.

  • WTF is wrong with your head?

  • Also, whenever I see a video with an annotation saying 'thumbs up for [insert ridiculous reason here]' I'm instantly off that video page, in a second.

  • You forgot the extensive use of jump cuts lol

  • Lol I love this guy (in a non-homosexual way)

  • @SecretSoldierXX

    I love this guy. In a strictly sexual way.

  • @MinusDeath Huh?!

  • wow this guy is a fag. hey buddy go get hit by a bus

  • @TheArchfiend you suck at coming up with comebacks, you have three that you post everytime somebody says something you dont like p.s. you're a pedophile or at least you look like one

  • @averageluke181 That's because he does not have to he makes money of every comment.

  • @homesnakegabe he's a large bundle of sticks?

  • @homesnakegabe Let's all go get hit by a bus. It would be funny.

  • @homesnakegabe Waaah! Someone Doesn't have the same opinion as me! Im going to tell him to die because he thinks for himself!

    Get over yourself.

  • @homesnakegabe well,someone doesn't understand satire.

  • 272 people didn't understand the irony of this video.

  • dude nice message.

  • lol loving the annotations

  • These satirical videos of yours are so full of win that it's just ridiculous. Plus all the comments from the poor saps that don't get the sarcasm are just hilarious icing on the cake :D

  • wait wait wait, is he honestly saying he wouldnt take a free box of nature valleys?

  • Subbed.

    Thumbs up if you love hot lesbian sex and Nature Valley! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

  • i remember you... fag

  • @Neranner

    I need help with translation. Can you help?

    Original: "i remember you... fag" (said by you)

    Translation:You remember him, therefore he's a fag

    Is there something missing?

  • @Neranner he made this video to spoof the Youtube whores idiot.

  • @Neranner Does sarcasm mean anything to you?

  • @Neranner u jelly?

  • Needs more jump cuts

  • @Manbeast465

    Thanks.

  • Funny Video But Wierd Alot Of LOLS Man

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  • @Normalgirl1234 Nice.

  • YOU'RE Awesome.

  • i like how people dont realize the point of this video lol

  • Misleading thumbnails WORK :-)

  • lol

  • This was funny as hell, I love the spoofy thing here.

  • I subbed and commented. What do I win?:D

  • This probably summarizes individual YouTubers with a 7-digit subscriber count. Left out the "Visit my Facebook/Twitter" annotations unless I missed them.

  • Nice. You need to send this to every YouTube whore.

  • This made my day! I can't get enough of your logic, TheArchfiend! (OMG, no extra exclamation marks? -gasp-)

  • wow man, you managed to to complain about people by doing the exact same thing as them, what a revolutionary!

  • I like the ending annotation that said "SCREW ALL YOUTUBE ATTENTION WHORES!!"

  • THIS IS AWESOMELOLZ

  • YAY Comment comment! MAYBE ILL WIN SOMETHING

  • YAY Comment comment!

  • Wow, this is extremely funny.

  • lol,,so true

  • i did all 5

  • LMFAO XDDDDD Sarcasm at its finest.

  • dude i never rate or anything but your just so awsome sarcasticly funny and awsome and addictive to watch that i MUST FAVORITE RATE AND SUBSCRIBE!!!

  • Here, have $ome money.

  • Yes master!!!  I shall fetch!!!

  • LOL ZONE!!