Fine work once again Mr. Sharp! However, I must disagree with you on one of your earlier statements - writing (poorly crafted) vampire novels is NOT a victimless crime! You will find proof of this if you ever speak to someone who has challenged the opinion of a pre-teenaged fan. I myself am still waiting for the bruising to fade
that was a nice subversion by the way, naming Bouncers (the same bouncer from one of your previous cartoons!) and Politicians as those who dress as criminals.
@MisterSharp i always look forward to seeing one of your posts appear in my sub box: because i know i'm going to learn something from what you create.
@MisterSharp Just to let you know that I have been talking to a Television Production company about our comedy series over the last couple of days,
I was told to contact them by a friend of mine who I networked with on UKScreen.Com, he is currently trying to get a couple of his films
into production over in the United States.
Anyways to cut a long story short, I emailed them with our concept & an explanation as to what the series is going to be like ect. im just waiting to hear back.
The only way to cure paedophiles, sadists, muggerybugs and french people of their natural unscrupulous tendencies is repeated periods of time in a comfy cell with no elevensies! It uses far less electricity than the death penalty and provides less temptation for necrophiliacs as well!
Always nice to see a new video from the talented Mr. Sharp!
I especially liked the fact the guy proclaiming the illegality of apples was carrying a half-eaten one himself. And the part about magic wigs (so true, what the hell does it say about the obsolescence of our justice system that a WIG is seen as a sign of authority!?! O_o), and the MuggeryBugs, and… oh feck it, the whole thing is great.
@danthemango Mr Sharp is from the UK and I don't know what their number is but Australia dials 000 and America dials 911 for police and such so maybe it's a mix. . . . . Or it's bullshit.
I have a workmate with the surname Sharpe. However, our Mr. Sharpe is the champion of his favorite workplace cause random drug testing. He thinks it is the perfect solution to all problems any workplace could ever have. I somehow doubt the maker of these cartoons is the same guy.
@bukster1 Alas sir, I fear you are correct. There is only one solution to any workplace problem ever, and that is intermittent visitations by randomly selected celebrities. Imagine modern call centre workers, all their little faces positively aglow as Natalie Imbruglia pops in to say 'Hello'....what a splendidly uplifting image!
@TheChainsOFMisery Thank you kindly sir (or madam). It's good to know that I have brought a little happiness into somebody's life. Thank you for watching :{)
"Organized forces of anarchy"
I just notices that.
MartianSpore 3 weeks ago
3:03 fail it's 911 not 999
TheTimoprimo 1 month ago
@TheTimoprimo Maybe in your country but in England (which is where MisterSharp's videos are obviously based in) it's 999.
dykesy30 1 month ago
Mistersharp supports sopa unsubscribe to him
TheTimoprimo 1 month ago
Putting like-minded people in small spaces together is the surest way to encourage them to change.
LemonZeppelin 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
you, sir, are talented
cbuTV 1 month ago
"Criminals are reformed into corpses... very few re offend" >.<!
ohnoemynameistaken 2 months ago
Magical Wigs given to them by Jesus Himself?!? How absolutely wonderful!
eibon81 4 months ago 2
Muggerybugs sounds like a insect infestation of one's cupboard.
orthzar 5 months ago
lolz dude your videos are seriously fawesome keep up the good work!
wolflove225 5 months ago in playlist More videos from MisterSharp
"if you are given the electric chair, it is very unlikely that you will become a repeat offender"
Europe has some learning to do. Great work as always mister sharp!
Raxy4life 5 months ago
I'm pretty sure my shower's hot enough to wash away sin. lol
CoreySpringer 6 months ago
Fine work once again Mr. Sharp! However, I must disagree with you on one of your earlier statements - writing (poorly crafted) vampire novels is NOT a victimless crime! You will find proof of this if you ever speak to someone who has challenged the opinion of a pre-teenaged fan. I myself am still waiting for the bruising to fade
: (
arbutusviper1 6 months ago
4:55 made my day.
MorrinWellSmith 6 months ago
I love this guy
RobbyToker 6 months ago
Very few re-offend hahaha
Rsinick 6 months ago
(my favourite two terms in this video:
"acts of Unsolicited Familiarity."
"Felonin.")
that was a nice subversion by the way, naming Bouncers (the same bouncer from one of your previous cartoons!) and Politicians as those who dress as criminals.
:-).
"Hurrah," indeed.
masic88 6 months ago 5
@masic88 I thank you! And thanks for your conitnued viewing :{)
MisterSharp 6 months ago
@MisterSharp i always look forward to seeing one of your posts appear in my sub box: because i know i'm going to learn something from what you create.
such as, "muggerybugs."
*smug face*
masic88 6 months ago
@MisterSharp Just to let you know that I have been talking to a Television Production company about our comedy series over the last couple of days,
I was told to contact them by a friend of mine who I networked with on UKScreen.Com, he is currently trying to get a couple of his films
into production over in the United States.
Anyways to cut a long story short, I emailed them with our concept & an explanation as to what the series is going to be like ect. im just waiting to hear back.
davejp29 1 week ago
f...k me you are a genious!
atakcrijevnog 6 months ago
Gotta love the Welsh upper class accent x)
metters4lyf 6 months ago
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masic88 6 months ago
The justice system isn't working tonight.
dykesy30 6 months ago
The only way to cure paedophiles, sadists, muggerybugs and french people of their natural unscrupulous tendencies is repeated periods of time in a comfy cell with no elevensies! It uses far less electricity than the death penalty and provides less temptation for necrophiliacs as well!
RPSM101 6 months ago
Always nice to see a new video from the talented Mr. Sharp!
I especially liked the fact the guy proclaiming the illegality of apples was carrying a half-eaten one himself. And the part about magic wigs (so true, what the hell does it say about the obsolescence of our justice system that a WIG is seen as a sign of authority!?! O_o), and the MuggeryBugs, and… oh feck it, the whole thing is great.
Another triumph sir, well done! ^_^
YourMumTastesLikeRat 6 months ago
No elevenses - surely a cruel and unusual punishment!
T0X0PHILUS 6 months ago
I appluade you Mister Sharp, very clever, amusing and informative!
PleaseRubMyPenguin 7 months ago
Brilliant videos! They deserve a bigger audience!
s1o1k1r1e1 7 months ago in playlist queue
Bet all they say in those jail cells is : "oooh ducky!"
Reip187 7 months ago 2
Cannot thank you enough for the humor, ergo truth, of your work.
CarlosFinch 7 months ago
agreed
579MikeN 7 months ago
Keep up the good work sir!
SharinByakuGan 7 months ago
Dear sir, your videos are brilliant and---dare I say---quite hilarious. Thank you much for sharing your creativity with us.
fromjuliet2romeo 7 months ago 12
@fromjuliet2romeo Not at all! Glad to hear you enjoy them so much and thanks for watching :{)
MisterSharp 7 months ago
999 seems like something easily dialed by accident.
KaylaWisdom 7 months ago
@KaylaWisdom or easily dialed when drunk ( a common problem in the UK )
Daleksaresupreme1 7 months ago
Do one on Bronies!
bassplayer2161 7 months ago
"the organized forces of anarchy" hahaha
LegendaryOPS 7 months ago
lmfao!!
Leonar12345 7 months ago
Necrophilia is arguably a victimless crime.
JoshwithaJ 7 months ago 9
awesome
realgiggs 7 months ago
"999" that's not 911
danthemango 7 months ago
@danthemango
And this is not concerning the US.
Louchan2 7 months ago
@danthemango Mr Sharp is from the UK and I don't know what their number is but Australia dials 000 and America dials 911 for police and such so maybe it's a mix. . . . . Or it's bullshit.
myshoescramp 7 months ago
@myshoescramp it's just different in every country, Germany I think is 110 for fire and 112 for police
danthemango 7 months ago
@myshoescramp It is indeed 999 in the UK.
ScotsmanRS 7 months ago
"Prison is so effective that it is often used numerous times on the same individuals.."
LOL
Sceptile24 7 months ago 17
My Gypsy Nest is quite full of friend huggery, only minimal quantities of fiscal skullduggery!
WingedDrant 7 months ago
@WingedDrant Jolly good :)
MisterSharp 7 months ago
I have a workmate with the surname Sharpe. However, our Mr. Sharpe is the champion of his favorite workplace cause random drug testing. He thinks it is the perfect solution to all problems any workplace could ever have. I somehow doubt the maker of these cartoons is the same guy.
bukster1 7 months ago
@bukster1 Alas sir, I fear you are correct. There is only one solution to any workplace problem ever, and that is intermittent visitations by randomly selected celebrities. Imagine modern call centre workers, all their little faces positively aglow as Natalie Imbruglia pops in to say 'Hello'....what a splendidly uplifting image!
MisterSharp 7 months ago
love it :D
Philosification 7 months ago
LOVE HOW THE CRIMINALS BAG SAYS SWAG...
GOTTA GET ME 1 OF THOSE MAGICAL WIGS!!!
007Soothsayer 7 months ago
Fantastic... Once again!
carsonj85 7 months ago
the gift of sarcasm.
VenusAsABoyFilms 7 months ago
Didn't Nazi Germany invent a shower hot enough to wash away what they saw was sin?
acz0 7 months ago
"In the United States... Criminals are reformed into corpses. Very few re-offend." Ha ha... Brilliant.
LocumRex 7 months ago 6
i thought the number was 911 o_O
babylatina25 7 months ago
@babylatina25 Where in the world are you from? The colonies? It's always been 999, old chap!
8DX 7 months ago
I am the law.
XSoulStormX 7 months ago
hey!
this video featured by `Joe. My. God.´!!
how do feel about this, mister sharp??
masic88 7 months ago
Me likey very much
deepdroner 7 months ago
What? Women get free money for being bad at marriage? ....Lucky.
HaxxorsProduction 7 months ago
LOL
LeopardstreamAtLarge 7 months ago
USA USA USA!!!
xMETALHEADx124 7 months ago
Scallywanglers! Muggerybugs! Skankweasels!
SeparateisntEqual 7 months ago
My favorite, the Vagabond Ventricle and Felonin. Too funny!
kd1s 7 months ago
moral of the story: BEWARE COMMUNISM
Dodes15 7 months ago
Gypsy nest. XD
ElGeneral09 7 months ago
About time!
Jman8224 7 months ago
@MisterSharp i love you even though i have no ideal who you are .
Genius GENIUS.
Keep it up bro
MordieSG 7 months ago
Dude, you are the best! Do a whole video about America! I suggest "The Bulwark of Democracy and Christ"
disrxt 7 months ago
Hurrah for this fantastic video!
pewmanfustudios 7 months ago
it's just fandabydosie!!!
lordnemos 7 months ago
Itttttt burns my brain. I dooooon't know when sarcasmmmm is offfffff. haha
AORNOfficial 7 months ago
I love the depiction of "The Punisher". Your videos are awesome dude!
dykesy30 7 months ago
@dykesy30 I thank you!
MisterSharp 7 months ago
Very funny, although I wish you were a bit harder on the USA for their judicial barbarism.
bagelboi66 7 months ago
thank you yet again for making my day with this hilarious video :)
dzec88 7 months ago
I LOVED the definition of, "Divorce." Amongst other things.
weasel1053 7 months ago
LMFAO!! i was laughing so hard after the "very few re-offend" re: death penalty, i had to go rewatch what was after it
nice job
abbs219 7 months ago 3
Yay! Another Mistersharp!!
PenguinKnight 7 months ago
Mr Sharp would you confirm whether or not you are my friend bodvar? because you have his exact posh voice.
TheHDreality 7 months ago
@TheHDreality I can confirm sir (or madam) that I am no such person. I apologise if this is somewhat of a disappoitnment....thank you for watching!
MisterSharp 7 months ago
excellent, made my day quite a bit brighter.
Nhurm 7 months ago
Shorthand for American: cowboy hat and a foam hand. You got us pegged!
mmr11027 7 months ago
haha love it
0o0dead0o0 7 months ago
Always good to see a new MrSharp. Hurrah for that jolly chap, Mr. Sharp
MacNutz2 7 months ago
Hurrah for the justice system, that releases rapists, murderers, and child abusers back into society when running low on prison space!
peri2502 7 months ago
This is truly amazing.
Narfmaster 7 months ago
Very few re-offend.
Indeed! :D
LittleFawnInTheWoods 7 months ago
skankweasels?
amicusnemini 7 months ago
it always puts a smile on my face when i see one of your videos pop up on my subscription page
TheChainsOFMisery 7 months ago 114
@TheChainsOFMisery X10000000
marque27 7 months ago
@TheChainsOFMisery Thank you kindly sir (or madam). It's good to know that I have brought a little happiness into somebody's life. Thank you for watching :{)
MisterSharp 7 months ago 2
Whoop, first one in months! :D
Duruznik 7 months ago
You are amazing.
CaveStoryChannel 7 months ago
I want to have your oxygen stealers!!!!
ninshroom 7 months ago
Hurrah for Mr. Sharp!
SonOfTanit 7 months ago 72
Excellent.
PhazonElitist 7 months ago