How to Masturbate

[XxiidroperxX]

Im on the wrong side of the youtube again

[Haterfrees]

All yall bitches shut the fuck up jk but masterbating doesnt help any more look up how to make a pussy pocket thats were the shit is at now at days

[ALwayzREaLFOLyfe]

He sound like dat blak dude on yo gabba gabba

[MissMarciaA]

Lol

[harizthia31]

the moment when u realize u are actually watching dora the explorer

[1597532486max]

u r hot

[Unmatchable3]

I've never masterbated with lotion before in my whole life and I've never masterbated by moving my hand up and down i use my thumb index finger and middle finger and i start squeezing the top of my penis

[TheDevastater1]

@Unmatchable3 there must be something wrong with you.

[Unmatchable3]

@TheDevastater1 there is nothing wrong with me sometimes people masterbate differently

[TheDevastater1]

@Unmatchable3 masturbate* ok ... "you're just special"

[Unmatchable3]

@TheDevastater1 thanks

[ITZREAPER1]

thumbs up if you didn't know how you get here

[CyberAngel32]

Why is he talking to us like we're retards.

[TheDevastater1]

@CyberAngel32 because if you don't know how to masturbate you ARE retarded...that's my theory anyway

[buzzkill992]

Thanks!:)

[neophytetroll]

I'm surprised that this has a high content in India...weird..

[ashleigh143331]

its scary how many people searched this in youtube to find it D:

[March3720Darkness]

็He act like Nigahiga

[JeffNeroHardy0224]

I´m in the wrong parts of youtube again...

[Corey2334rocks]

You can't masterbate with lotion you slide everywhere

[TKDRTS1221]

ur fucking gay like common now ,.... if people are that stupid on not knowing how to masterbate then get urself checked.... wow. >:o *dislike*

[wackaful]

@TKDRTS1221

Its meant to be funny.

[lamboat]

"retarded"???

[UneCleUSB]

lol resident evil music

[xanderxine]

Wanker!

[borodungal]

mastubate is important!

[1988revenge]

@borodungal important for B O R O I D U N G U low quality bibit

[1theanthonyshow]

xD

[AwesomeErin101]

I REALLY have to delete my video history

[SweetWife84]

fuk lotion, adam and eve didn't use shxt and they had a few hundred kids with extra pleasure.

[imyumi]

I found this video difficult to masturbate to...

[Emlis16]

I masturbated today!

[chuppup9]

Dude what the heck that was not me someone hacked my profile. I fell soo bad. Gonna change my password now

[chuppup9]

Thefranksta97. Mastubation is when you rub you hand up and down your dick with lotion and shit until you cum. It's what a guy does when he can't find a chick to fuck

[zombiebuthot]

im a little girl... how did i end up here?!

[Insulterz]

megan fox lol

[Firefury12]

and to actually learn how to masturbate go look up masturbate on urbandictionary

and 2 suggestions before masturbating

like the video said lock the door and wear cloths you can get in and out of easly

[2CaZual]

LOL xD

[1FishJelly]

2 ingredients? Lotion and your hand? HMMM so you don't need a penis to masturbate

[darkville]

if 1:43-1:56 was realistic, it would go like this:

*roommate walks in*

"What the... did he do this?"

"Yeah"

"You... MUST BORROW ME THAT MAGAZINE!"

[icardozo23]

Burp The Worm, Bitches!!!!!

[chairmansaab]

What about goto bathroom and masturbate ..?? than this shitty procedures. :)

[Harley3022]

I use someone else hand ahhhh

[24fRaMeSps001]

ive got a very hairy hand...

[C0MPUT3RTUTS]

LOL!

[Jai3845]

i don't understand masterburate word meaning

[thefranksta97]

what dose masturbate mean

[kaykko]

My wife went away for the weekend, and I didn't masturbate once.

I masturbated 17 times.

[mzgreendayfan]

A plus side to being a girl, I don't need lotion ;)

[4543563]

Ass Burgers.

[518Theron]

Huh I didnt know that gatorade could be used as lube.........

[TheAnimeStreamer]

the ingredients are hands and something that you find arousing...wtf u need lotion for?

[FreddyXD77]

.-.

[sikokiller12]

LMAO this is funny stuff...

[QWERTYCommander]

I do it without lotion, like a real man.

[sarsfield1998]

FUCK THE LOTION! .........uhhhh...........

[qw3rtypd4ng3r]

Lmfao LOCK THE DOOR

[exxxtreemist]

retard



[TKD11100]

im going to start mmmm right now!!!!!!!!!!!!

[hardstylemanga16]

It looks like a CHILDREN's SHOW.. WTF teaching 5 year old

[grant12smith]

lolz u talk like we r soo dumb

[MissieElliot09]

Ur funny!!

[bluegel100]

thumbs up if this video didnt teach you how to masturbate...

[Etsihcrana]

Thumbs up if you masturbate without lotion like a real man!

[trenty90008]

@Etsihcrana FUCK YEAH

[DJC24680]

Gatorade is lotion for black ppl

[bornbythesea]

@DJC24680 Masturbation is extremely unheatlthy to both mind and body.

Please read the book Secret Sins of Foolish Virgins by

Jan Marcussen. Also read National Sunday Law at

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site's address. Just send in a couple dollars to cover

printing and shipping. Thank you! :)

[Kushufy]

@bornbythesea Fuck off, masturbation is healthy and if you don't masturbate you're a 5 year old faggot.

[fubu051]

i find this hard to masterbate to....

[sabresfn2661]

I guess Gatorade is lotion now?

[HiAdrian]

Jesus Christ, even the title contains the word and people still fuck up the spelling.

[hanschanat94]

349 people don't have penis..thumps up if you agree

[rmelz3456]

once i tried it....

[srkdarr]

fuck off

[Trixi1224]

you act like D.J Lance from Yo Gabba Gabba...

[Elocman1]

@Trixi1224 u watch yo gabba gabba? Loser

[whoeckum]

You need. Two ingredie-- One ingredient...

[Ooosnappers]

why are you black?

[DJSimbaOfficial]

@Ooosnappers LOL that was fucked up but funny

[TheAbFro]

you can just tell this guy does NOT have a girlfriend.

[poleeed]

gotta have lube

[elysianBS]

Since when did you need lotion?

[BALISTICsNIPerZ]

@elysianBS by nlotion i think he means lube

[elysianBS]

@BALISTICsNIPerZ SInce when did anyone use lube? lol

[HiAdrian]

@elysianBS Many Americans of his generation are circumcised, hence the lube.

[leoncooldude]

ive been doing this when 1 was 11. 

[Dicklez]

Tiger Woods

[S2Cents]

@Dicklez He's not jakin'. Tiger I mean. He's on the prowl getting him some hot white poon to wiggle his meat in.

[InfamousDeathful]

If Dora the explorer and Will Smith had a kid. This is would be him.

[elysianBS]

@InfamousDeathful tiger woods and dora the explorer would be more interesting.

[heiyake]

lotion only if your circumsized....

[NBDTcountry]

man i beat it 3 or 4 times a day

[FpsGaming21]

This video is most popular with:

Gender Age

Male  45-54

Male 35-44

Male 55-64

Wtf?

[mattblardz]

thumbs up if u masturbate more than twice a day, everyday.

[TheGummyBear007]

I think i've seen this guy in person O.O I really hope not..

[XxSlApYoUfOoLxX]

lol this guy may be a nerd and needs to pull up his glasses, but it's true that is the step guide



[chrissywissy321]

i find this easy to masturbate to

[jkadvices]

people might be watching? you just uploaded a video about masturbating to youtube

[haloaddict436]

I should clean up the evidence BEFORE I start the process?

[MrAlienize]

This is retard and funny



[ADAM9999ify]

LMAO!

[cookiebaby123able]

wtf



[Happymealify]

Who else masterbated to this?

[ARMENH91]

@Happymealify

fagget

[MrMoiMasterLOLXD]

Hand... Check! Lotion... Check!

Wait what, how do you masturbate without a PENIS?

[fortells]

@MrMoiMasterLOLXD faggot

[MrMoiMasterLOLXD]

@fortells dude, i meant that in the video he said "to masturbate you need hand and lotion" but he didnt say anything about a penis... fuck off fag

[fortells]

@MrMoiMasterLOLXD Lol haters gonna hate :L

[fortells]

@MrMoiMasterLOLXD I know that, but you were making out the obvious, plus the fact that the top comment looks almost exactly the same. Just lol

[MrMoiMasterLOLXD]

@fortells lol, i didnt even notice that the top ccomment is same(ish)... i too hate people who just do top comment with other words, my bad

[fortells]

@MrMoiMasterLOLXD Oh, well since you actually were one of the few nice people here on YouTube, I have the decency to say sorry to you too. :) have a nice day <3

[Ralideaqw]

Lols. Makes me feel better when I'm doing this :)

[savage2833]

thanks 4 da laughs

[Dis0Biz]

Im waching this dudes video the first time and i laughed all the video XDXD

[oue345]

I really like those rules I follow every time.

[iamsingingintherain]

pause at 1:34 ...it's creepy

[datzfast]

@Aftershockz32 no you dont.

[BIGChevie]

Why is Cuba Gooding Jr. teaching me how to jack off?

[kaykko]

Whenever I masturbate in front of a mirror, I always wear a wig and lipstick, just so it doesn't get weird.

[kilerdude56]

niiiiiiiice

[gkcnae]

thumb up if u masterbate more than twice a day

[messynessie123]

@gkcnae lol 3 thumbs up 4 the ppl who r lonely and proud of it! haha

[FpsGaming21]

@gkcnae its hard to do that for me so i masturbate once a day

[EpicPancakeMix22]

@gkcnae someone is alone.....wait 202 ppl

[ElecGtrGrl]

@gkcnae mmm yea baby ;)

[justinihilanth]

oh! i didn't know that! lol

[callofdutybeast9280]

i clicked on this vid because i saw it and i laughed at the TITLE for 10 min no joke

[michael50694]

This is the most stupidest video ever

[palkian90]

1 ingredient is: -ocean!

[TheLooserBrain]

Are u dora?

U sound like one with the man version

[atlaswingpasaway]

i imagined a white guy doing this video....

because black guys always get any girl.

[blue2011ify]

So what kind of lotion do you use?

[BlackStarCompany]

Everytime I hear that 'ding' sound, I keep opening up my e-mail account to see if have any new messages.

[TheLooserBrain]

@BlackStarCompany lol

[SuperRoss83]

why taking women's stress, headaches and dinner bills when you can do you it free and quick and sleep well? girls are just a waste of time...im switching to that now, no more girls, maybe for kids...

[ziggyzack1234]

at least he can make it to be a comidian....

[custom91911]

bad quality... your computer must be very bad

[devilseyecry]

@custom91911 at least its better thn u, dick-lover ...

[custom91911]

@devilseyecry lol says you your the gayest fgt in fgtopia... no wait, your the mayor

BUTTDEVASTATED

[ryandegreat]

this vid uses resident evil music! havent heard that in a while ....

[yankeefreek998]

Who the fuck don't kno how to masturbate.... All u do is rub ur cock

[MercherTV]

@yankeefreek998 is it bad it u musterbate every day and cum?

[DistincTHD]

@MercherTV Your cum will become runny 

[maaz4938]

in the first sight i thought he was Tiger Woods ????

[rotsebanotman]

so, how do u actually masterbate?

[awhitler55]

So you dont need a penis?

[levybozo]

@awhitler55 no necessarily

[HYassin19]

@awhitler55 You don't need a penis.

[jkadvices]

@awhitler55 i do

[DarrenCheo]

@awhitler55 you can masturbate with vagina too ^^ .

[fromahmooovie]

I masturbated to this

[TORONTOMASSAGE]

fleshlightTOYS com

[super7480]

Lol I masturbate without lotion and nothing bad happens to my dick

[FlameBoyyyy1]

O.o lol

[cpratheriscool]

go chuck norris ??????

[AngelofDeadlySin]

Now I know what I have been doing wrong....I haven't bothered about cleaning up the evidence cause I am too farking lazy and I forget to close the door, because I like air seeping through between my nuts and anal flippers.

[midodigi]

resident evil 1 music hahah i love it

[woody3092]

what do you do when you get a boner

[veluvdm]

take you penis out.shake it front and back ..now ur penis becoming big....finally take semen out.....now u can enjoy yourself.....this is safe and easy method.......

[BlueBurryPimp]

Is that a cross on his shirt.....wow, way to win jesus boy.

[twistedhand86]

dickhead...

[magneticglass]

I thought u were going to show us how to masterbate...not showing us what u need to use????????

[ethan1336]

I thought it was the old spice guy at first

[mas6o0ol100]

LMFAO..

[LeadFail]

1. put your dick out.

2. start touching it.

3. done...

[1021Shadowhedghog]

@LeadFail how to make a video of this

1.get a banana out

2.start touching it

3.done...

[phrozonfire]

@LeadFail lmao you ejaculate just by touching it you should get that checked out.

[chocodil2]

the evidence

[NHLFan464646]

Thing with me is when im about to ejaculate, a vein pops out and i have to push it out, if you get what i mean

[kami1928]

this was a fucking waste of time. lame. 

[jackskate98]

how come i cant pull all the way back??? :)

[TymesRhymes]

I don't need no lotion. I go with no lube at all and still do well.

[DrownedPhantom]

I haven't cleaned up my evidence and my gf saw it

[the1hero1of1time]

Don't forget kids.. Sex can wait, masturbate.

[97kevinhuanle]

i don't even use lotion, is that common? jking

but i have 1 idea... you just make a vagina shape and push back and forth your ding dong

[rudecat12]

I can masturbate wthout lotion shit face cock master

[SpEEdHackEr101]

Sounds like dora (male version)

[HakerzTM]

this is actually fucking halarious!

[marvesmarves]

this vid change my life