Where is the North?

[TheLkvoice]

I've nothing at all against the Northerners, most of my servants come from up North. In fact I think everyone should have one.

[sprPee]

north is poor n shit

[Uncivilization]

Don't matter where I am in the UK everything is up North

[nolan30000]

one part ya wrong about is the part with the fuckin foreigners, them bastards are all down south with the rest of the scum of the earth :P

[RealBenDB]

44 northerners disliked this

[QuicumqueVult]

@RealBenDB That's more literate Northerners that I 'bloo-deh' thought there were. Well doon oop there, you lot!

[ChartreuseDan]

@RealBenDB Fuckin' Southern Fairy. Wouldn't know good parody if it slapped ya with it's cock would ya, you'd just get 'ard

[aaron9099]

Of course now they've built a giant wall separating the South and North.

And so long as Sean Bean's bastard child is guarding it no one's getting through.

[vxMacheteButcherxv]

@shedendboy1 HaHa -----Somalia far enough south for ya` boyo ? I can make that Zimbabwe if ya` like :)

[shedendboy1]

If you look at a Map of the United Kingdom, The south is still the south, Manchester is in the Midlands. So when a Jock calls you a southern wanker, He is talking about anyone South of Gretna. ha ha, You not even the proper North, Unless you live in Wick.

[Gabzerelli5]

NEWCASTLE!!! NEWCASTLE!!! WHY THE HELL DOES EVERYONE FORGET ABOUT NEWCASTLE WHEN TALKING ABOUT THE NORTH??? FUCK MANCHESTER!!!

[parkourDrew4745619]

@Gabzerelli5 Yeah and Liverpool, fucking Mancs...

[gotsda]

I hide ina truck for 48 hours trying to reach Plymouth, I was so excited.

Unfortunatly I was caught and sent back to carlisle.

[parkourDrew4745619]

@gotsda Haha lol XD

[vxMacheteButcherxv]

shedehboy1 prefers N166@S to northerners .Sendin` him a free ticket(one way ) to Somalia .

[shedendboy1]

@vxMacheteButcherxv . And i will send you a one way ticket, In a time machine back to Nazi Germany, You Racist cunt. Hold on, You don`t need one, You live in the North.

[shedendboy1]

Love Northern people, They have got a chip on both shoulders

[robpeter1]

london, is such a shithole of a place, london were you get mugged and shot at night, lancashire were people are friendly talk to one another, and enjoy tea together, lovely,

oh and the north is what give this country its wealth.

[shedendboy1]

@robpeter1 . Rubbish, You are just a bunch of Nosey, In bred wankers in Lancashire, Some streets have just 1 family in, Nosey does not mean your friendly, Its like living in a fucking Goldfish bowl. The North did not give this country its wealth, Brunel went bust. ha ha

[shedendboy1]

@robpeter1. Lancashire gave this country the pox, Benefits culture, Scabs as in Wigan, Humble pie eaters, Not the food you like to pretend it is. Fucking your sister, A Whole family living in the same street, Luddittes. Inbreeding, And Flying rat races, You must be so proud.

[robpeter1]

@shedendboy1 benafits culture was caused by margret thatcher making people unemployed were no alternative employment existed, lancashire and the north is were the industrial revolution started, cotton, steel, coal, railways, etc the things that made the country rich the things that made us a leader. not anymore thanks to 80s and 70s politics. and the war didnt help either did it, were all good people southerners too, get real man,

[shedendboy1]

@robpeter1. Just as many Northern people voted Tory, As they did in the South, Bit like turkeys voting for xmas. I Have always found Trade Unions in the north to be shit, Except the miners. So many Scabbed up North, And would not stay loyal to a strike, That is what fucked the North, London Unions have always been solid as a rock, And taken no shit, Look at the London Underground workers.

[aspiringdrummer17]

@shedendboy1 Drinking all that filtered sewage from the Thames must've made you a bit mental. London Unions have always been the weakest. They usually give up before protests even begin. More people in the south voted Tory

[shedendboy1]

@aspiringdrummer17 . Get you facts right, London unions, Are always the last to go back, The reason working conditions in the North are shit, Is because you have no Bollocks, Everyone knows it. Northerners bark like Pittbulls, And Bark like Poodles. In the Miners strike, The last ones to go back, Were the Kent Miners. 

[shedendboy1]

No boxer from the North of England, Has been world heavyweight champion. Soft bastards

[matman283]

In my experience, northerners are a friendlier bunch. Perhaps monetary and economic wealth isn't everything?

[macunfraidh]

Cén fath go bhfuil Eireann ar an fís seo?

[ladmafilms]

@macunfraidh Tá Éire ar an taobh ó thuaidh.

[yorkshiretractors]

UK JOBS FOR UK WORKERS BROWN THE CLOWN SAID THAT AND IT WAS THE ONLY THING HE WAS RIGHT ON

[DrasticPromotions]

Just a load of Southern fairys attempting to be funny. Massive fail!

[yorkshiretractors]

just a load of middle class assholes taking the piss out of yorkshire

[Philbainesfilms]

If there was a war between the north and the south . The North would win. Hands Down!!!

[yorkshiretractors]

@Philbainesfilms dont talk like a twat the south would win they have all the brass .

[dogma01011951]

@Philbainesfilms If the economics were compared between the north and south, the south would win. Oh no wait a minute, HAS won. Ta ta.

[N64isgreat]

@Philbainesfilms Yeah but that's like saying "if the Army had a war with the ministry of health the army would win"

[shedendboy1]

@Philbainesfilms. Yes in america, Not here, Northerners, Bark like a Pittbull, And punch like a Poodle.

[blazethekiller11]

@shedendboy1

Dickhead.



[shedendboy1]

@blazethekiller11 . Northern cunt!!!

[shedendboy1]

@Philbainesfilms. No chance, We would kick your fat Northern arses,

[nolan30000]

@Philbainesfilms fuck yeah them sissy arse bastards hiding behind all their money nd suits!

[mickys514]

That's fair enough. Southerners don't entertain cashback schemes etc because they lead a fruitful life, fucking looting their wares from local shops, a the "northerners" look down and laugh :D

[shedendboy1]

@mickys514. Manchester & Liverpool had riots and Looting, Or do you class that as the Midlands, Like the jocks do.

[MBInbox92]

Haaha anything past London is up north to me :-D

[yorkshiretractors]

@MBInbox92 well your nowt but a twat of the south now go fuck yur sen arelad

[MBInbox92]

@yorkshiretractors Lol

[yorkshiretractors]

@MBInbox92 fuck off you middle class asshole 

[MBInbox92]

@yorkshiretractors Am I middle class ?

[yorkshiretractors]

@MBInbox92 yes your nowt but a posh twat now go fuck yur sen

[MBInbox92]

@yorkshiretractors ;Lol alright then, you don't know the first thing about me but if you insist

[yorkshiretractors]

@MBInbox92 dont talk down to me you middle class asshole now go fuck yer sen

[MBInbox92]

@yorkshiretractors Talking down to you would be calling you a crusty fuck up of a human who can hardly talk let alone string a sentence together (other than fuck yourself) who has anger issues and lets loose on people you hardly know now fuck off replying to me you lonely cunt!

[yorkshiretractors]

@MBInbox92 fuck off you middle class asshole  when you stop taking the piss out of the north i will stop replying still then you can go fuck yer sen

[MBInbox92]

Seeyalater

[GRANDMASTERKANE]

im from yorkshire, let me tell you, those cunts to the west of yorkshire... (the L words) are just as bad as southerners, the scots are all right, n the irish are all right, but fuck the rest of em, that includes the welsh, fuck em.

[RobKnowledge196]

White rose, white rose! White rose, white rose! Yorkshire, Yorkshire, Yorkshire! ...and so on

[hutchy1k94]

We got 1 million likes on FB before the south... Sit down.

I digress, Republic of Ireland is a foreign country... Fools. In fact, most of what you included, is the east and west... Need I say more? =P

[ladmafilms]

@hutchy1k94 Yeah Facebook likes are the true measure of quality. Also this is a parody of the southern view of the North. The point is that southerners don't know anything about it. I'm sorry I had to explain this. Maybe Northerners are all stupid (myself excluded).

[hutchy1k94]

@ladmafilms

I'm sorry too... Anyway, my point isn't in the Fb likes. That was just a funny observation I found in my time.

Also, not all northerners are stupid. According to the joker that made this video, Scotland is included in this, Alexander G. Bell was Scottish. =)

[carte0000blanche]

@ladmafilms deserved :)

[m1trekker]

@ladmafilms How do you know you're excluded ?

[ladmafilms]

@m1trekker You don't. That's why you are excluded.

[richyboy230]

London is the arse end off the UK! Drags the rest of the country down by just existing. The rest of the south is fine though

[JordanShowMe]

This is crap. I'm from Yorkshire and have been at University in London for over a year and boy oh boy you people are so unfriendly, it's either common cockney racist chavs or stuck up ignorant snobs. Can't wait to leave.

[RideoftheHerlathing]

Northern England starts north of the Humber.

Northern Britain starts north of the Tweed.

[robertparmar37]

Preston shithole

[NoycieBrv]

the beautiful south the dirty north end of

[joshwashposh]

@NoycieBrv no you're right i live in the south in london and i love waking up to screaming women every night and being threatened with a throat slashing for not giving up 10p for some reason this never happened to me in the 18 years i lived in yorkshire

[qetoun]

How dare they put half of gloucestershire n forest of dean in the North! We're not Northern and sure as hell ain't southern either! We're western!

[ItsKateyy]

West mids! <3

jk birmingham is a shithole -.-

[meagherboy]

I feel sorry for anyone who doesn't live in the home counties.

[rchave]

@Blinkyboy99

Yeah, those pictures don't represent the north at all. It should have been a big field of coal, with a couple of fat old men in stained vests hitting each other and their ugly wives with brown bottles.

[Beast5273]

East midlands ftw !!

[Beast5273]

East midlands ftw !!!

[tobeornot00]

The North means Northern England,isn't it?

[Cybopath]

@tobeornot00

Yep Ironicly, Newcastle to a Jock is South and no one thinks of Shetland when they say Northerner. How the MID-lands can be considered North is anyones guess.

[SexyYfronts]

obviously video made by some soft southern cunt

[chazza010]

@SexyYfronts obviously u didnt get the humour and sarcasm.....its making fun of ignorant southerners :P

[SexyYfronts]

@chazza010 i just like righting stuff on here for a reaction, it passes the time of day when we are allowed out of our cells

[chazza010]

@SexyYfronts ha fair enough, so do i :P

[MrPopodoms]

it the south shit



[glasgow1234]

You are all southeners to me !

[LifeForm0]

Petition For A Devolved Northern England so we can have our own parlaiment like the scottish petitiononline . co . uk/ petition/petition-in-favour-of­-a-devolved-northern-england/2­801

[whatthedeuce90]

fuck you southern twatS!! NORTHERNERS ARE THE BEST

[andrewwakeboxing]

The north is much better.

The south is a run down dump full of council flats and the notion of the south being better is a myth created by a southener controlled media.

[kensmooth]

Anywhere beneath Sheffield is classed as the south.

[Wilfslad]

was that a Moskvich estate car with the llamas?

[Szaam]

I can see that this is taking the piss. And I'm glad, because I HATE this North-South-divide bullshit and this Southern arrogance.

I'm from the West Midlands, and we are, strangely enough, Midlanders. We ain't from the South and we ain't from the North. There's three sections to this country, you know.

[RoboAnukhet]

Of course the North is just outside of London - proof is at Jct 1 of the A1(M) where the sign says:

The NORTH

Hatfield

...... nuff said!

[plantheadz]

most of the part that he is calling south is the east midlands, and we hate being called northeners and southerners we are midlanders, we dont eat pies like the north and we dont stabg our nan for a packet of ciggerettes like the south, we jus get pissed smoke weed and fuck bitches.

[2620guy]

@plantheadz Actually the east midlands is Lincolnshire (highlighted red). East Anglia is the area you are describing.

[dantheman2711]

haha the north truly sucks. full of inbred human like creatures that border on retardation.

[amondoem]

northerners are passionate about their roots. so much so that any who get on down here, paul daniels, cilla black, parky, tarby, the gallaghers to name just a few never fuck off back up there the miserable looking pricks. lol

[red99balloons]

Southerners think that Watford Gap is actually a gap!!! ;)

[03wrightson]

The south is anything south of doncaster.

[TheMaskill]

is this mento be comical?

[deathcab2908]

haha, good video. Shame some of the humour is lost on some poeple

[WitchCakes]

the bloody north. i love it.

[connormatheson]

everywhere that int barnsley is just shit.

[blueturtle01]

@connormatheson Surely Barnsley is the arsehole of the north?

[connormatheson]

@blueturtle01 your the arsehole of the internet fuck off

[retoow]

wtf I'm a yorkshire ladf and since when is the north classed as anything above bloody london, who'd even want to travel down to the place am happy goin to barnsley, less chance of being stabbed, raped or having to hear that stupid bloody cockney accent

[primegrime2]

Northerners have proper character. 

[rudeydudey05]

It's got quite alot of the midlands that northern map lol.

[SuperFairguy]

@rudeydudey05 indeed. Silly Southerners being left to produce Northern maps :-)

[VengaboysRbackINtown]

Ha ha. Very funny. Us northerners tend to call the south "London" or "the smoke" too. Good parody. :-)

[woodyrulesok]

I would suggest the north starts a few miles outside of Watford.

[skarules111]

Eyyy reight good that :)

[ijanderson977]

Anything North of the Humber and the Mersey is "The North", right up to the Scottish boarder!

[ijanderson977]

You're a silly knob-head!

Anything North of the Humber and the Mersey is "The North", right up to the Scottish boarder!

[chelseaisfaf]

all girls in the north have hairy legs, deep voice and a fucking dick

[SuperFairguy]

@chelseaisfaf I think you took the wrong turn and went to East London mate

[rudlington]

Ha ha, thats pretty funny

[pablogrifter]

I'm from Hull an proud, an i love the south/northern banter it makes our dull island more interesting. 

[PurpleGurl82]

haha I love the way ppl from down south think we are just like pit villages etc i think its good they don't actually know how nice some parts are here, because then they would all move here lol i do like the south of England too, but i would keep my accent!

[billyrohnsen]

that was the funniest thing i've seen on youtube for a long time and i live in manchester.

all you getting worked up because it takes the piss out of your precious region shush and take a joke.

[geography27]

Bloody 'ell... a dote think Welsh Irish/Northern Irish or Scots wanna be classed as t'north, especially as northern England. Just imagine if that map was Yorksha... [not Manchester tho!]...

N' what's wit' bloody Euro symbol... that's not banna please anyone that up 'ere! Shud be t'pound sign!

[shredderM2]

whoever made this is retarded and has no life, yeah the south's really awesome! for inbreeding, retarded people, miserable people, scruffy seaside towns and just one city (london) which is packed full of annoying tourists, homeless bums, immigrant ghettos and slums. fin.

[ALBIONTYKE]

Well josh lmao, you fell for a sucker punch there. Now the southerners will think were all like you. Eh by shots lad tha shud no better an aht. Let me guess your from the Socialist Republic of South Yorkshire. You lot dont half give the rest of the county a bad name. Worst bit is, its the first bit of Yorkshire you see when you drive up the M1.. Southeners please carry on driving a bit further north it soon gets a lot better. You can even understand us.

[joshs11292]

as tha got beef wi northenerz, duz tha wanna f8

[ALBIONTYKE]

I live in Lincoln. Some days you would think your in the south east, that many have moved up here. Good thing is Ive recently sold my cottage for a crazy price to one of them ha ha. Even my estate agent had his tonque in his cheek when the deal went through. Keep em comming !

[Offsmack1]

I'm from Wales, and this collection of vids is absolutely hillarious... I rated this one 5 stars, you have an awesome sense of humour mate, fair play

[Attackedmushroom]

I saw a channel on the television once. It was called Channel four. I watched a documentary called "Skins" which were full of Northerners, wearing their beige rags. It was very interesting following in the lives as they were rutting in the streets and causing trouble for other Policing Northerners.

[deadmanschest99]

Southern scum! At least we are all more friendly up here. And dont have to worry about being blown up on a bus or train

[stunery2k]

Soft southern basterds Huddersfield over london any day

[dannydxl1]

Northerners are best.

[Aysome]

Everywhere north of sheffield is the true north.

[Ubaroo]

rofl

[Mindsore]

I'm from Yorkshire and I have to pity the southerners, they live closer to the French than we do so becoming a twat is an inevitability ; )

[jonleestone]

@Mindsore Southerner here. I lol'd.

[CockneyBurberry]

@Mindsore hahahaa :L

[StardustEuphoria]

Fuck the South LOL

[LeonJC123]

Proud lancashire lad.

Fuck southerners, im stuck with a load of them atm i cant stand the stuck up twats.

[ladymontener]

What is this????????

[red99balloons]

yorkshire and proud!!!!!!

[MIKEYMOIMOI]

is birmingham in the north??

[Aysome]

the midlands lol

[xoxJemsiieexox]

sunderland wheyyy lol :S

[DuffyOafc]

northerners are harder, whittier and prouder

[phillapphullper]

I'm from North Yorkshire, the north, and I am PROUD.! lol I knwo this is just a piss take and a laugh, but i gotta say this si very southern to think like this.

Southerner's, why do you hate the north? Is it because we have a good time,a t the cost of being thick?

[DeanAndSam]

wow i never realised that yorkshire, lancashire, scotland, ireland and wales were all northern. im glad thats been cleared up. Feel sorry for southerners tho. thats a lot of people to be pissing of lol.

[danny2791]

The north starts much further up, ya cant just cut out london and say aww there we go, thats just the top 3 quarters of the country

[ladmafilms]

Wales also isn't in the North. That's sort of the joke, the fact that southerners think that everything outside of London is the North.

[fuckue1]

No we don't... anywhere where strange accents are found

[blobby1972]

@ladmafilms I just think anything north of the M25 or as us Northerners call it the BOG SEAT .

[SuperFairguy]

@danny2791 you actually thought it was a serious video?

[bigblindguy]

@danny2791 You obviously have missed the joke of the video and are hereby having your permission to watch satirical films revoked, maduck

[sarahlibertine89]

Scotland!!:):)

[LUFC896]

fucking northernist bastards...someone please tell me one actual advantage of living dahn sath...see you've even got shite accent accent

[bENNNNNQ]

FUCK ALL SAN

[adamgreenshoeface]

Hahaha

[superdan1875]

I'm not a northerner and I'm not a southerner. I'm a Midlander (from birmingham) we are better than both breeds

[somersetdc]

To most Americans, the Manchester accent is very sexy, but the Liverpool accent is kind of goofy though.

[GuerrillaSauce]

I went to Uni in "The South"; I lived with a black dude, 2 (American) lesbians, a gay guy, someone with a Croatian background, someone with a Greek background and a lass from Bristol ...

Despite the endless possibilities for racism/homophobia etc. I somehow ended up getting it all for being northern! Even the lass from Bristol never had the piss taken out of her accent! Since when was "Northern" more 'backwards' than West Country?!

I can only assume southerners are jealous.

[gwaiguy]

perhaps she had great charismas?

[davetherave777777777]

Haha this is good. *I'm from Yorkshire*. Keep it up.

[cockneybasterd]

YORKSIRE

[italianseafood]

haha this is funny x] I love the north. It's way better than London tbh *is a southerner*

Besides it's practically the same, the north and south are both owned by Starbucks, you can't really differenciate the two

[GeorgiaBrit08]

i lovvvveee the northern accent its beaut speciaaly geordie! lots of the north is actully nicer than some of the south but beaches are better down south

[Raffzeee]

I hate southern accents

[emidagothchick]

whats wrong wi the north?

[ozzyboi86]

hahaha im a northerner..from manc..take the piss all u want but when i went down there the lads were shit scared of us and the women loved us lol laterz

[dragonfitter]

bullshit

[mentalpatient89]

i love this vid, ha ha ha

[Malocosa]

I'm from the States and I gotta say that the tension between North & South in the UK seems more palpable than here between Dixie and the Yanks.

[emanitudism]

Hardly.

There's no more divided country - or set of countries - than the USA.

[wheresthehoodat]

The lesson is simple, don't live in the north of England.

[giantfuckingbagocrap]

twat