lol, I like that ad they showed that said more personality than experience....simply put: "We want you to show people you don't know what you are doing at your job, but at least have a smile on your face when they find out. "
Not bad advice until the new boss gets rid of all but one of the older workers who've been there longer for younger, newers ones who will work for less.
We all have an evil Walter on the backside of our heads, causing us to sin, and perform poorly on the job. Get out Walter,GET OUT! Why can't I SEE you?!
Somehow, a business retrenching cause may meant to tell the employee that it's time to go chase his true dream. Like filmmaker, director, coach, self-business owner, etc.
That was just weird. I never thought teaching proper office conduct would take the form of schitzophrenic dualism.
It was probably a good move that they left out the part of the story where Bob symbolically chokes his twin to death after losing a game of chess. Frankly, I think the story suffers for it.
I was so disturbed by this short, I had to watch it again. Mr. Wiley makes up a person who doesn't exist to prove a point to a wet-assed punk that doesn't even seem like a good applicant? STAY AWAY FROM THIS COMPANY... THE DOCTORS AND NURSES ARE LAYING SLAUGHTERED IN THE BASEMENT.
At my place of employment, we have had people fired because of: Stealing from customers in front of the security camera, stealing a purse from a customer, driving a fellow employee home while still on the clock, and, my personal favorite, Cursing out other employees while on the sales floor. I'll take the twin brother over them any day of the week.
My thinker's broke.
JohnnyCxviii 5 months ago
lol, I like that ad they showed that said more personality than experience....simply put: "We want you to show people you don't know what you are doing at your job, but at least have a smile on your face when they find out. "
sillygrl23 5 months ago
How to keep a job I can't even get a job
snakes3425 1 year ago
Walter is awesome- best all time employee ever
trickymutha 1 year ago
Not bad advice until the new boss gets rid of all but one of the older workers who've been there longer for younger, newers ones who will work for less.
YaoiHuntressEarth 1 year ago
We all have an evil Walter on the backside of our heads, causing us to sin, and perform poorly on the job. Get out Walter,GET OUT! Why can't I SEE you?!
Jcolinsol 1 year ago 4
Somehow, a business retrenching cause may meant to tell the employee that it's time to go chase his true dream. Like filmmaker, director, coach, self-business owner, etc.
karatcha 1 year ago
no fatties!
Loser McSucksalot
this isn't an interview, it's a psychotherapy session
Bossy McKilljoy
he's got a hot date w/ bitter solitude!
I work for a small outfit, and I'm proud of it...the Mob
so this schmuck is essential telling a potential new boss about all his weaknesses and shortcomings? Smooth move, Ex Lax
blugreen123 1 year ago
This whole thing reminds me of "I Accuse My Parents" on MST. I keep expecting the boss to hire him and then frame him for something.
Oppledeldoc 1 year ago 2
More like "I invented a twin brother to save Coronet having to pop for another actor".
pootzie 1 year ago 2
Everywhere I have ever worked, Walter got promoted over Bob.
trickymutha 1 year ago
That was just weird. I never thought teaching proper office conduct would take the form of schitzophrenic dualism.
It was probably a good move that they left out the part of the story where Bob symbolically chokes his twin to death after losing a game of chess. Frankly, I think the story suffers for it.
Iamafishproductions 1 year ago 3
@Iamafishproductions So it'd be like Office Space meets Fatal Frame II?
Steeple333 1 year ago
I was so disturbed by this short, I had to watch it again. Mr. Wiley makes up a person who doesn't exist to prove a point to a wet-assed punk that doesn't even seem like a good applicant? STAY AWAY FROM THIS COMPANY... THE DOCTORS AND NURSES ARE LAYING SLAUGHTERED IN THE BASEMENT.
keen14you 1 year ago
"The management usually welcomes suggestions from employees." "...Sure they do." lol
Great work, Josh!
founder287 1 year ago 3
So the moral of this story is... keep away from transporters during ion storms.
Pontifex 1 year ago 12
Excellent job Josh, as usual. Funny how we've run around in circles for 61 years and somehow ended up right back in 1949...
bas1010 1 year ago
"Stupid Fight Club Ending"
I had something similar in mind.
kissmeimaidiot 1 year ago
Wonder if Walter was an alter ego to his twin XD
889654 1 year ago
I love that guy. I wonder what his real name was and if he is still alive.
My favourite line this time around is "Technically, I was indicted and then fired." Brilliant as ever!
GusF 1 year ago
This is the most awkward job interview ever.
LordQuadros 1 year ago 9
*throws panties* this is brilliant!
VRMorrigon 1 year ago
"These are the demons you must slay!" LOL Love it!
LadyAnneBoleyn1536 1 year ago 2
These days, you don't even get a pink slip..just a box and an escort to the door.
"Walter" also shouldn't have trash talked his company on Facebook..or downloaded porn after hours.
blackswan707 1 year ago
@blackswan707 at least you got an escort, my manager came to my office and said, get the hell outta here!
DGF2099 1 year ago
He could have used the oportunity of travel back in time to warn his younger self about this situation instead of teaching manners.
Worst use of transdimensional powers EVER...
DarkPascual 1 year ago
@DarkPascual I agree. He needs Marty or the Doctor to give him a few pointers about time travel and the best uses thereof.
GusF 1 year ago
At my place of employment, we have had people fired because of: Stealing from customers in front of the security camera, stealing a purse from a customer, driving a fellow employee home while still on the clock, and, my personal favorite, Cursing out other employees while on the sales floor. I'll take the twin brother over them any day of the week.
DGF2099 1 year ago
Ahhh... a fresh breeze of comedy to offset the heat of madness... Thank you sir!!!!!
keen14you 1 year ago
Three great shorts one after the other! THANK YOU JOSH!
DGF2099 1 year ago
in accordance with tradition... FIRST! Oh and keep up the great work, I love it!
thexsoar 1 year ago