Hal Sparks PART 2 - SWEET TEA, NON-SMOKERS

[Link6708]

You fuckers smell and someone has to tell you

[blazefox66659]

So funny

[maybethisnamewilwork]

this guy is such a tool

[jodie1597]

You stink, pig pen....lol

[monterod11]

Some of his face expressions remind me of the talking thumbs of the shorts by Steve Oedekerk

[HollywoodSpud]

"Once the raping starts, dates over." Haha I love it!!

[Rachy231]

What do you have some machine that unsweetens the tea Hahahahhaa :) x

[Rachy231]

I laughed sooo much hahaha :) x

[fairtothebees]

I LOVE HAL SPARKS D;



[EmFeaster]

"It was a tickle robbery, you were laughing...

Doesn't mean you get to keep my wallet, fucko!"

heehee :D

[MOTOFREAKXXX]

thumbs up for the South. :)

[pepsibookcat]

It's OK, Hal. I'm a Southern girl, and I don't drink sweet tea.

[MilleniumHigh]

I dont need brown cool aid. Ha funny. And starbucks doesnt sell coffee they sell milkshakes. So agree with that. Huge starbucks fan.

[KhadorKid13]

This might convince you not to drink McDonald's sweet Tea... My friend who works there says that when they refill it, they put in 1lb of sugar per gallon of tea...

[torchofice16]

This new show coming out called lab rats

[torchofice16]

and now Disney hired him :)

[thejillster86]

@torchofice16 for what?

[froggermea96]

@thejillster86 a tv show called lab rats

[SkinnyGirl6]

he is like me and kayla!

[Vaan40Productions]

1:35 you can hear that accent. Haha.

[RedsonRDS]

I think at @5:14 he meant to only hold up one finger...not two. lolol

[thejillster86]

@RedsonRDS no, its the peace sign.. cant double insult someone in one sentence, not cool.

[DaddysLittleAsassin]

@thejillster86 Actually it's a way of calling someone a cunt, originally from Europe :D

[fitnessnrd]

@RedsonRDS - It's actually the Euro equivalent of the middle finger. It gets used periodically to slip by American Censors ;)

[mrcdpenguins]

@RedsonRDS its the British version "fuck you"

[Fab4Sunrises]

I do agree with him about the date-rape. It's just rape. Date's over.

[ethersbitchinangel]

super funny :)

[Batmansthebomb126]

He's a logical comedian. I like it! :D

[watergirl0804]

He's sooo different from the character he played Michael in QAF. LOVE he so much. He's really a good actor as well as a comedian :)

[Semirhage666]

LOL tickle robbery

[itscuppycakeBITCH]

im having a cigarette while watching this lol

[thalliadruid]

This is one of the funniest comedy bits I've ever seen. Hal rocks!

[proud2bpagan]

One thing I never figured out about smoke free section in restraunts..aren't you eventually gonna breathe the smoker's smoke in,so what's the point in having a divided section?I'm not a smoker..but my mom is.I don't see the point in sectioning off smokers like a bunch of lepers.

[proud2bpagan]

I'm from Alabama,and went up North to meet my life partner's mom in Michigan..you ask for sweet tea up there and they look @ you like you're from Mars.

[cdsalabama1]

This guy is hilariously funny....

[lucaxel]

QaF comes into mind....

[icosmini]

Zoso rulez

[VirtualBoy500]

Yay for date rape? WTF?

[Valecita483]

He's so funny and he makes so much sense! <3

[gingerninjefication]

Now when I tell someone to f off i use the two fingers XD

[honeyjv]

Hal sparks <3 love him

[Brenzill]

This guy is a fucking genius!

[alexia2099]

 i LOoooooVE hiiiiiiiiim!

[thejillster86]

@alexia2099 yeaaaah me tooooo, this clip is my favorite of all his jokes. because of him i say 'youre wasting my fking time' alllll the time now! and, thanks for all your comments.

[birowski21]

Tit cups FTW!!!!

[birowski21]

I hope he got laid from this cause he so deserves it!!

[nibblesxsips]

I LOVE SWEET TEA.

[ssgvegasboi22]

He's accent kind of comes out when he says "for lunch"

[Bravesbaseball1100]

Haha the one retard clapping for date rape lmfao

[accustomcycle]

Sweet tea is Gross!

[crookedmongoose]

He should move to Oregon. All iced tea there is plain unless you put sugar in it yourself.

[UtopiaMinor666]

i liek starbucks milkshakes....

[smexipixi]

Hhahahah! I live in Texas and it is virtually impossible to get sweet tea. Just regular sweet tea. It's either Iced tea or flavored tea (raspberry, peach, mango, etc.) *sigh*

[mistresswicked69]

I love how he gets so angry: "You had a candy bar for lunch, you had a milkshake for breakfast, you drink water out of a bottle with a nipple, you fucking toddler!" Hysterical!!!!

[warlord1121]

bitter tea is freaking horrible 

[kristina121595]

I like how when he says "fuck off", he gives the peace sign :)

[gotmonkey92]

@kristina121595 That was the British birdie to be exact.

[Rhapthorne3]

@kristina121595 its the equivalent of the middle finger in Britain xD

[eldestgecko]

not cool man i live in mississippi and i LOVE sweet tea

[rorkimaru]

Ugh, too much of this humor is based around an incorrect assumption. If there is an action someone does or doesn't preform then performance of the action is the dominant factor as there is no opposite:

Do you drive? Yes/No. If no you're a non-driver. The same goes for sweetening, smoking, drinking and every other point he was making in regards to the making up of words.

[boss1001]

Hah, he's got a point or two!

[6irondriver]

I'd love to party with this dude, funny as hell. Only problem is I'd have to slap his azz to STFU and not hit on my G/F LOL.... In fact my G'F would would put him in his place and I'd have to punch him the nose. But however, he's a funny M/Fckr.

[MsAvandra]

He kind of reminds me of a young Lewis Black.

[thejillster86]

@MsAvandra before my time..

[FunnyStuff986]

@thejillster86 how old are you? he's still actively working as a comic

[IBleedForA7X]

@MsAvandra Funny you say that: I found him while listening to Lewis Black radio on Pandora.

Best thing Pandora has ever given me.

[Moreno702003]

@MsAvandra OMG he really does!!!!!!!! lol. same inflection and everything!!!!

[nibblesxsips]

@MsAvandra Who?

[cameronXmeyer]

@MsAvandra Just because of the hands and yelling haha

[VibrationsDrawn]

@MsAvandra 4:07 That spot, right there, the hand thing!!

[Jimmycrackcorn23456]

its my mum that drinks the coffee and my dad drinks tea lol

[keinve2]

He held that middle finger up for three seconds.  Personally, I think he forgot about it.

[thejillster86]

@keinve2 i disagree.. he vehemently hates the phase 'unsweetened iced tea' so i think 3 seconds is an acceptable amount of time.

[TheEvilGoat456]

He says 'm'kay' like Mr Mackey xD

He's so fucking awesome in every way!

[thejillster86]

@TheEvilGoat456 totally agree =]

[thejillster86]

@coreycurran13 thats one of my favorite lines ever uttered by anyone.

[thejillster86]

@BeckyLovesCookies lol, he did say that he was 'partially educated'.

[cediluv]

when his accent comes out, it's so cuteee!

[3LaneRoad]

lol. I agree. You would love foamy's rant on coffee. Maybe you should order a tea straight up over the rocks and hold the sugar? Wonder what they would say to that!! 

[Pikashu17]

Aww, his smile at 6:13 is adorable. :]

"Hmmm..."

[theindifferentvannah]

smokers are nonbreathers....hes so friggin hilarious

[StonerSlideShows420]

Everything he says is as true as it is funny

[thejillster86]

@StonerSlideShows420 thats what makes his jokes so hilarious and successful.

[froggermea96]

only way that glass of ice tea is a medium is if it can talk to the DEAD!!!!

lol

[dimza04]

I dont need brown Kool-Aid!!!!