LMAN awards #1 The Vine Rhyme and Fool For A Lifetime

[shorty962]

Mr.Jones, have you ever read the good words of the book of mormon? According to the book of mormon, native americans are just savage isrealites cursed with dark skin that killed the dilightsome white meso american nephites. the lighter your skin, the better you are. and meti are cursed

Does that sound racist to you? It should. It would be awesome if you made a video about REAL mormonism and spread the word

[references]

1 Nephi12:23 mormon5:15 2nephi5:21-23 jacob3:8 alma17:14 +3:6-7 3nephi2:14

[ThisClownis2in1]

You could have spent the entire video addressing the vine rhyme's ineptitude.

[ThisClownis2in1]

The vine rhyme guy just said that everything we can think of exists. That means all gods, fairies, great old ones, pink elephants, candlejack, etc are real. Where's my intergalactic, trans-dimensional four wheeler?

[JoeyMarvelous07]

Whoa, It's kind of freaky to see Tony-murderer and his manic laugh with the words "Advanced Neurosis" so clearly labeled before the tragedy... Prophetic.

[SteilAmSeil]

pangolin

i always have to laugh @ this point

[generaleskimo]

OMFG this guy is retarded. Because you can imagine god then he is real? Well, sadly, his explanation for why we can think up fairies is sufficient for how we can think up god. Humans exist, the sky exists, flying things exist, and sadists with delusions of grandure exists. AMAZING! ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR GOD!

Oh wait, we forgot magic. I can imagine magic so does that mean it is real? Well, the magic part of fairies was missing from his explanation as well...

[jussts]

The argument that god must be real because we can't imagine things that don't have some precedent in reality is silly... what is god if not a super-powerful king/father figure?  That's pretty damn easy to imagine.

I've left a similar comment on a few apologist videos that use this augment and no one ever replied to me. I guess I was just making too much sense.

[Ephemerance]

I say this of very few people, but in all honesty, you are an absolute dick. You completely overlook the context of the arguments, and ignorantly rampage onward in this juvenile shroud of condescension.

You're points are perfectly valid, but how you convey your message foams at the edges with simple minded propaganda. How are you showing yourself to be any better than they are? You fancifully & euphemistically call them fools. Don't hide your message behind twisted diction. This is so petty.

[JaguarJ0nes]

"I say this of very few people, but in all honesty, you are an absolute dick."

Finally, someone giving me the recognition I deserve.

[Ephemerance]

haha, well, I guess you do have an amazing sense of humour, I'll give you that.

[ibspify]

I love how The Vine Rhyme's argument falls apart the second that you take into account that the bible writers describe god in a backwards way by saying we were created in his image, therefor since we exist we are the basis for the made up belief of god

although i don't believe his argument accounts for Cthulhu so lets all thank The Vine Rhyme for proving Cthulhu for everybody

[JRChadwick]

These videos are great. Check out my next video tomorrow.

[Exmech2]

Save the Pangolin!

[quantumcahill]

ok...i love you....the delivery and tone and footage...im in awe

[JaguarJ0nes]

Thanks for that but this doesn't mean we're gonna be swappin spit in the shower late at night! ;)

[hanzo138]

Making up something that doesn't exist is the easy. Explaining it, that's the hard part.

[anthonzi]

Girls on the internet do not exist, but I can still think of this concept in a hypothetical manner.

[grenangle]

lmao 'fuckwit4eternity' comes on and does it again! I would not have thought of that.

[easuter]

Here is something that didnt exist and we "thought up": the Internet!

The irony is delicious...

[philman302]

I love your videos, but i'm tired of the pangolin abuse.

I am going to start The Foundation for Heterosexual Pangolins and we'll see you in court.

/...

[mongrellius]

Heterosexual pangolins don't exist, you just thought them up!

[fool4alifetime]

well you have some problems yourself buddy because im referring to the constitutional definition of minority. whatta an idiot. DUDE. i nominate Jaguar Jones. :) you win hands down. i hope your quest for attention goes far :)

[JaguarJ0nes]

I understand that your feeling of pride must be very high right now but you can't get another LMAN for at least 60 days. Would you like to point out the part of the constitution, of the United States I presume, that defines "minority"?

We eagerly await your reply.

[Atriviality]

"im referring to the constitutional definition of minority."

- Citation required. This means you need to tell us what part of the constitution provides the definition of "minority".

[FearsEdge]

What a fuckwit. Where in the constitution is minority defined? Much less defined as anything but being a small percentage of people.

[fool4alifetime]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha you keep accusing me of false dmca. but it was legit.

[Atriviality]

"hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha you keep accusing me of false dmca. but it was legit."

- In what way was it "legit"?

[JaguarJ0nes]

In the funny little world he has built in his head it is perfectly legit!

[fool4alifetime]

all you can do is insult? yeah i got an award for you buddy :)

[FearsEdge]

Pure golf. Well done. Keep it up.

[Atriviality]

"Pure golf. "

- golf?

[FearsEdge]

Sorry, it's an inside joke. The d is right next to the f. It's a typo of pure gold.

[JaguarJ0nes]

Kinda wondering about that myself.

[FearsEdge]

I just think it is funny. Like your videos. Good work.

[JaguarJ0nes]

Sort of Pwn? Seriously, I was guessing it was a compliment but I wasn't sure. I even went so far as to try to look it up in the urban dictionary.

[FearsEdge]

Yea, along those lines. I was having a conversation with a friend and I was going to tell him something was "pure gold". We both thought my typo "pure golf" sounded hilarious.

[geffel]

Stunning.