Sam Simmons - Melbourne Comedy Festival Gala 2010

[Muff0o0]

I reckon Sam Simmons is at his best when his on the spot, on Triple J he's unbelievably funny.

[JohnnyMarr03]

this is brilliant to the maxumim.

[jafadrummer]

Someone needs to post up the pine cone song

[davidisasmellywiff]

Oh sam you are terrible. Get off triple J please

[xBraddles]

i love it how you either love his humor, or hate it

i think this is the funniest thing i have ever seen :P

[banjorogers]

boring



[TheNickyboys]

blimey what crap



[pete2neat]

this is guy is just freaking hilarious

[00Rend00]

Whoa. This is bad.

[tzatzatza]

This could've used some fart shit or piss jokes to make it at least somewhat funny.

[WeHitTurbulenceXD]

@tzatzatza u just dont know whats funny, go drown in ur piss and get burried in poo

[littleblakduk]

just saw this act in local entertainment venue June 2011...you would think that to do live show he would have new materia...lnot the same tired stuff from 12 months ago. Could have saved myself the $ and watched this again

[TheOrfordonian]

people that don't get sam simmons are scared of being silly. similar to to how people react to the mighty boosh.

[mald87]

@TheOrfordonian

or maybe its just that he really isn't funny or clever in any way whatsoever!

shuttlecock

sex

haha oh man!!

[TheOrfordonian]

@mald87 he says shufflecock.

[EmyRulz300]

I love how you either get or don't get Sam Simmons' sense of humor.

[chewie20040]

god bless your heart sam, and your goat.

[SpazAttack1979]

i fucking love Sam Simmons

[fullapulla]

really? that was funny?

[MuseisAwesome11]

@liam898 please, do the world a favour and get a sense of humor...

[liam898]

that has got to be the worst piece of shit ever. Does that even qualify as "comedy"?

[melbournesteez]

@liam898 your dumb

[KmitaPunk25]

12 + 24 = 36, Maths, Get Fucked!

[mayatiita1]

Genius!

[MegaUltra17]

I dont think id be exaggerating when i say that was the greatest 3 minutes and 31 seconds in the history of mankind :P

[wielderofdrumstix]

@starburstskittleduck Where will I go!?!

[entreemooney]

what’s in the envelope?... it’s my Medicare card

[mtilby]

1:59 holy shit, that face. classic.

[Aidinovic]

This is quite simply one of the funniest acts I've seen this year.

Surreal cheers from Denmark.

[xBraddles]

i can remember i kept replaying this act and i couldnt stop laughing

[xBraddles]

This guy. is so awesome

[carviller]

that was so intense. and so fucken funny at the same time. its a bit like laughing when your about to die....

[jav69hootie]

Thanks for your support

You're tops!

[jav69hootie]

To all those who don't get Sam's comedy, perhaps you'd feel more at home listening to "beat the bomb on triple m. Cooz if you don't get this shit I'm assuming you still get mummy to wipe ur ass after going "boom boom" ( that means doing a poo, for you slow fucks, aye)

Ah, the joy of anonymity while abusing slow peeps!

[Sheshant]

@jav69hootie Let's put it this way my friend. Them people are still learning how to spell "creative".

[kittox2ya]

I tried to like him but I just can't get into his comedy. Stand up or on triple j. Just can't see it.

[najosalu69]

@1jluca WHATS UP WITH DUCKS!!!

[jigswa]

i've listened to sam on triple j and watched several of his vids on youtube and i still can't understand why people find him funny...

[ToyMaster83]

rollerskate girl with the wrong timing..oops.

[usainaus]

this is just annoying

[Nolaxrs]

omg so funny

[najosalu69]

DUCKS!!!

[1jluca]

@najosalu69  brilliant!!

[marzzbar]

LOVE IT!

[tjwhalan]

haha what the fuck just happened

[WilhemDafoe]

That was terrible.

[chungman212]

this is just utter shit. How can anoyone find this funny?

[N1NJ45K1LL2]

@chungman212 You won't with that attitude.

[chungman212]

@N1NJ45K1LL2 no one could find this funny with any attitude. Alcohol could be the only way to laugh.

[SensationalDude007]

@huwgojones dude everyone has a different sense of humour

[farranldaw]

He's very similar to Dane Cook. He just shouts non-jokes and people laugh anyway

[SensationalDude007]

OMG THIS IS SOOOOOOOOOO FUNNY!

[huwgojones]

@SensationalDude007 were you on drugs when you watched this?

[rizla88]

@huwgojones you dick get sense of humour i wasn't on drugs when i watched it but between you and me i wish was !

[Syrick]

That was stupid as all hell.

[Karl145]

@Syrick I bet you're the type of person who enjoys 2 and a half men

[SuperNicolef]

@Karl145 I think I'm in love with you.

[articlesfyi]

LOL .. What are baby Whales called ... Sardines

[CurryPuffJunior]

CARPET OR FLOOR

[sturmpetinthebumpet]

love it , but is the voice over him or peter helliar ?

[planetshakerxx]

carpet or floor!

[hillysats]

....CARPET OR FLOOR!!!

[EmmaIsGreatHaha]

where's the one with the girl and her butler

[triggaz77]

"In what sport is shufflecock used? Badminton? No, sex". The fact that people in the audience actually laughed terrifies me to the core. The only place in the world that would get a laugh is in Victoria where the average IQ is comparable to that of a retarded mountain goat. Sam Simmons needs to go and eat anthrax.

[mitchyvas]

anyone know the name of the guy who sang the song about the train cake?

[lexi5432]

@mitchyvas  thats what i want to know, i swear it was sam someone, but im not too sure

[lexi5432]

@mitchyvas it was josh earl

[putyoursillyhatson]

@mitchyvas josh earl. i loved that song!

[radicalburfs]

@mitchyvas Josh Earl :)

[riz44]

Really random, to me it wasnt funny at all... but i suppose its not exactly lame and other people probably like it

[GemthePup]

sammy simmons forever!!

[krc366]

this and Arj Barker were the best acts

[Tsugo582]

@krc366 Frank woodley was pretty good.

[liam898]

@krc366 Wow, it must have been a SHIT night then...

[radicalburfs]

brilliant :D

[JaydenExpelliarmus]

.......

[Xplosiv3Productionz]

@sharnihodge I saw Sam at the Adelaide Fringe and he was awesome!! he can pull off stuff  no one else can

[strangelyoD]

wahhhhhat?

[pal109]

Thanks!!!! :)