Assassin's Creed Guard Love

[OrpheusTelos96]

0:24 LMFAO

[0Zero0Chan]

LOL He`s floating in the air too! omg! xD

[fatefulcoincidence]

i lost it at the pause! lmao!

[zZKaZuRaZz]

I can actualy picture him peeing all over the floor honest LOL

[darkangel3492]

i like how he takes a break. he was workn it real hard lmao

[GrantDaMan100]

that wall needed some loven

[jpowt1]

its actually a glory hole

[narutofreak1500]

Altair: -.- .... -.- ( pulls out dick )

[CMDRKillsalot]

I bet there was a glory hole there...

[bassmasters123]

cant a man get pprivesy

[me477777]

he is in public too so... O_o

[DainCorporation]

it's not their fault that they are rejected and that they are standing all game in the same place...

[DERPMAX]

maybe its a glory hole

[ponchochan]

TAPTAPTAPTAPTAPTAPTAPTAPTAPTAP­ *pause to catch breath* Aaaaand TAPTAPTAPTAPTAPTAPTAPTAPTAPTAP

[Sonic2918vids]

viagra - Makes you so hard you can f--k concarete.

[smoof24]

did you kill him afterwards

[windson7]

dude you really gotta patch your game

[TheBubspace]

ohh yeah ohh yeah......aaaaahahhhhhhhhhhhhh­h!!!!! lol

[CryoSoulzzz]

doesnt that guard have to do something else, like.. guarding and saying "Leave now" or "You are not supposed to be here"?

[picamerons]

i did a similar thing on assassins creed 2 i collected all feather and Maria (your mother(i think)) sits differently. i walked up to the thing she was sitting on and Ezio started vibrating as his dick was at her mouth

[altair573]

rofl hahahahahahahahahahahahahah

[mysterywolfeh]

rofl wooww

[Suvikki74]

The Darwin- award is coming... lol

[hotsexybia]

That's so horrible and yet completely hilarious! Funny thing is it was probably put there on purpose ;]

[ITACHIx15117]

jajajajajajajaja ese guardia estaba HOT el maldito jajajajajaja

[HuglessSpiggy]

GuardXWall, OTP.

[Jesscookie1]

0:21

*checks if anyone's around and humps wall again*

[tiago789123456789]

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhahaha­hahhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh­hhhhh

guarda tarado

[cloudgirl105]

He's gonna be sore in the morning...

[merbest1]

i found this glitch last night im gonna try to upload it today with a couple of other vids

[merbest1]

btw i used the blade to cure it and i forgot to tell u in my vid its 2 guards not 1

[zamrok73]

the blade is the only known cure for that lol

[brunofulup]

omg is he murdering the wall? or are they going to have wallbabys XD?

[solstrom92]

OH YEAH BABY, HUMP THAT WALL... HHNGH YOU´RE SO THING AND HARD... OH YEAH, WALL! OH ! OH!

°assassinates°

[RockyBalboa211]

poor wall..

[andres95ve]

0:21 he is meking a break!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA

[vefge]

he lost his virginity to a wall

[Zeropown]

;D rofl

[EminemLovesUSA]

hahhaha subscribe and 5 star

[Genjimaro]

i'm pretty sure that humping robot from Robot Chicken would love this guy

[MishaShemyakin]

and the robot from athf. ahha

[biscoole]

llloooooooooooollll

[a3nikevm]

LOL GLORY HOLE!!!!!

[vitopitosicko]

he just wanked 0:20

[baddante4life]

sometimes desperation and lonelyness can be devestating but humping a wall??!!! that's just sick

[DJman30000]

kill him

[petitanyell1]

Is this a bug, right??

[ayushmann08]

just luk at that pervert humping a wall

[Lukash95]

LOL... He Really Like this wall :O :D Epic Fail :D but 00:21 is reallyyyyy good :D

[paulstank]

omg he is gonna make a hole in the wall!!!!kill him before he tears that house apart!!

[mansoor619]

i will never want a guard like that! he will just make a hole in wall

[hitomiproxy01]

q safadewza e esssaaa kkkk

[hitec1691]

awesome lolz

[Onirichan]

LOL XD

[kurouchiha]

LOOOL

[AtomicNerd001]

how did u do this?

[xxxisra333xxx]

00:21 hahahaha

[Godson2O]

LOL Nice...

[eatapeach1954]

LOL Epic.

Also try going to Acre after you do your first assasination and you come back to find that all the loonies are running about, go to the Sane assylum that I love to call "Arcans Assylum" theres a Crazy dude on the top leaning over the wall looking down into the courtyard. Push him over and he keeps falling. Rofl.

[XaveZCity]

MACHINE GUY

[Itdoesnotmatter100]

idiotizm

[AbsoluteIy]

WHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH ROFL

[Arectaborga]

funni as hell, the guard looked for any watcher before returning to work lol hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[kaalscha]

I like the part when the gaurd humps the wall, best part

[FrapEm]

i like how he kind of stops then looks around then starts again

[shipsthatsink]

LOOL

[saygg2me]

Well don't blame the man, that's probably his last moments :D

[consumptionof]

@saygg2me Yeah, considering the fact that none other than Altair is watching him...

for some reason...

[hardONNN]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[starDEVIL666]

Doing some white grafiti!!!

[kratosbelmont]

that was funny

[g0uchie42]

yeah sound effects and u shuda shanked him to end it =P

[50CALASSASSIN]

lol. guard fucking the wall for ages turns around to see if anyone is around. guard notices altair. guard - shit... erm... hi erm... you didn't see any of that did you? altair - yup i saw all of it. kind of disterbing man. you need a doctor. guard - oh yea i haven't got laid in a long time! and convieniently theres a hole in the wall just the right size for my cock and i'm in this tower so i thought no one would notice but yea... altair - yeah i'm gonna leave now... erm... bye.

[PunchDLove]

LMAO!

[twitchez2k]

lol. you should add some sound effects and a song to make it even funnier

[SomeoneNiceD13]

awesome

[iLegendaryy86]

LOL YES! YES! YES!

he took a break, looked to see if anyone was watching, then started it up again

[radicalfoods]

LoL!

He took a breake

[chinguirrisguiano]

is there a hole on that wall or something?

[33dgtp]

:))

[SlimShadyAta]

WTF!!!!!!

[sk8itout1]

so funny when he turns to see if anyone is watching!!!! hahahahaha lmao. so hilarious

[orphan01]

even walls need love

[ultraunderkil]

lol , xD

[nissantuner90]

hmm must be a glory hole! lolz

[NFSNOS]

hahaha xD

.....and Altair watching it :D

[digibluez]

omfg

[deathknight161]

when he stops and looks around trhen starts again is hilarious

[slide6ow85]

haha he is very sick

[MrJack8909]

lols so damn funny

[MrSourbacon]

Thats so funny man

[joderelpart]

mamaguevo

[jeanetteRyokuX]

XD same thing happens to me and alot of other wierd shit XD

[LimeGirl08]

Hahaha, I'm sure that is no game error!

[thegmezpain187369]

Dude major glitch

[deovalente]

That was about 45 seconds longer than it needed to be.

[buzz996]

hahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!

[azurewingsofdawn]

uhh...this was like...ugh...

why didnt you kill the guy and save him from his misery lol

[101nob101]

ಠ_ಠ LOL HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HHAAA ... altar : WTF ARE U DOING MAN!!!  GUARD: im quite busy kid get away

[rick11720]

omfg!!!!11

[TheFlyingCaterpillar]

lols. first a table and now this?

[JDBW]

Wall rape!!!!

[oskyloco]

HOLY SHIT THIS FUNNY AS FUCKING HELL!

[Josman13]

ಠ_ಠ

[Cateclysm]

must be a gloryhole, and by the look of it Altair is next in line

[TheStarJuggler]

This happens sometimes when the guards give up on looking for you and start running back to their posts. They get stuck on something and start humping it.

[rockz4lfe]

lol

Altair: wth

Guard: *looks at Altair* what?

Altair: well..?

Guard: have... have you seen the women?

[Tum3H]

:D that's just...wierd

[bloodsandsasori]

Guard: *humps wall*

Altair: Um . . .

Guard *stops* GO AWAY! I'M BUSY! *starts humping again*

[FavorekXD]

LoL

[EsaSmiley596]

It's a YUCKY bug XD.

[FMFTWproductions]

aaw you poogy woo :P xD

[miguelixu]

glory hole

[SuicidalGoldfish00]

lolz dood

[Calvinh97]

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[CorruptedCurse]

Altiar: *ahem...*

Guard: Oh, uhh...sorry.

Altair: Just....say it, so i can go.

Guard: aw, ok. 'You are not supposed to be here. Leave, pesant!'

[mooviezproductions]

I love how he stops and then starts back up again.

-TWB

[Phantomdarkness3000]

LOL ^^ xD

[243414]

omg thats hilarious all i can say is roflmfaolol

[xXArenChanXx]

now i know why are holes in the walls

[Jonjontkd123]

That's hilarious!

[JapanForSale]

God damn, they had weird tastes in eroticism back then. Walls? TABLES??

[armmagedonepox]

LOL

[xxLilBabeyGxx]

lmao haha

[turmienator]

LOWL!

what the hell is he doing :P lol

[MaximumHank]

how to do that

[kdotman]

LOOL He is raping the wall! Thats why he stook a quick look if anyone was there.

[carxaccidentt]

hahaha. lost his rhythm there a little at the end.

[Cloverkitty]

Now im gonna try to purpously FIND this glitch xD

[r0f0v]

What is behind that wall? :D

[JohnnyCorleone27]

omg so hilarious whe the guard stops, looks around to make sure nobody was watching (and since Altair is good at stealth the guard didn't see him) and since the coast was clear he stars fuking the wall again xD

[tili1995]

hehe

guard was looking round

[Fixen]

ROFL!!!!

totally funny!!!!

[Crystalballer274]

lmfao he stops to look around and make sure nobody is watching lol ... you should have stealth killed his ass

[Stogryn]

LoooL, looks around, then starts going again XD

[Eskimo407]

lol you can here the thump thump thump thump thump.

[MipoFilms]

this is the effect of herpies

[0i0w0e]

he is going to make a hole in the wall

[coolisnow]

he was..... experimenting.

[huwse]

That is fucking halarious

[WhiffleBoy18]

Awesome vid!!!

[Demonasa]

lol hes doing little push ups while having sex at the same time

[ikster19]

XD that is piss funny lol

[SuperIby]

AHAHA! Those game developers must have been a little... excited. lawl.

[VerySmallDaddy]

Altair: "Why are you doing this!"

Guard: "My belt was caught, I swear!"

[coolisnow]

when he went to that exact spot later there was a hole on that wall.

[KewGraffiti]

LOL...

You Can Hear The Noise

[mrpaintball7]

where tdid you find that on the game ima go and kill thst mf

[ChrisisNOTshort]

It gets lonely on the day shift!

[Kornburger]

the sound!!!!!

XD

[gamefan201]

omfg lol

[anodizteam]

Wahhhhhh!! hahahaha

[jajaboss]

OMFG lol

[bountygiver]

Wow, the guards in Damascus sure knows how to... improvise

[corporateCoffee]

roflmao!

everbody needs some lovin....

hahahhaha

[DeadCatStudios]

ooohhhh right! Gigedy gigedy gig!

[666SlipKnotHell666]

find a room!!!!

[ihateinliners]

hehehe

[clebore432]

can u just run around in this game and kill people reply back thanks

[millwoodff21]

yea you can do whatever you want. its amazing

[billie1123]

screw you, you probably got your xbox/ps3 for christmas faggot.

[exboy6]

):22 hes like any body watching 0.0

[sjpicci]

OMFG LOL TIMES 83.91654 LOLOL

[exboy6]

zachfuncke (2 weeks ago) Show Hide +8 Marked as spam Reply | Spam Altair: "Why are you doing this!"

Guard: "My belt was caught, I swear!"

[clebore432]

0:22 was histerical

[uniBall8421]

is this real?? is this on the xbox 360?? ROFL!! Where in Damascus was it? LOL And how did you video record it?

[LukasRocks001]

0:22 <I Laughed too man....

[zenkislayer]

OMFG!!!!!!1111

[cuzzo820]

???????????????????

[antantiques]

rofl he looks around and does it again!!!!!!

[zachfuncke]

Altair: "Why are you doing this!"

Guard: "My belt was caught, I swear!"

[babydragon03]

LOL

[exboy6]

lmao

[Stephennnc13]

lol

he looks around and does it again

[d7t2H001]

lol, he's lonely.

[AK47forApanda]

odd

[BF2OMG]

ROFL, you can HEAR it!

[pharoahscurse]

ahahahah!! i think he's making a window

[MONKEYDEELUFFY27]

lol

[mangiza5]

DAT iz VERY clever.... next time try shaging a REAL person (like the one behind) L(O-o)l