PLEASE DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. SEND THIS OVER TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKs
PLEASE DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. SEND THIS OVER TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKs
My name is Maya Little. I used to have a grandmother who hated my grandfather very much. One day while at bingo, she had a heart attack and died before she could shout bingo. Meanwhile my grandfather died on the toilet at the same time. If you do not post thison at least 6 videos your parents or grandparents will die tonight at 2:00 am
PLEASE DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. SEND THIS OVER TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKs
I watch your shows but i know hes lieing- when do you go camping with school- and when would a girl walk over to your sleeping bag and stuff stuff into it????
no he would be in 9th rite now going into tenth this year because if hes in 8th in 2006 then in 2007 he will be ending 8th and starting 9th in 2007 and ending in 2008 which is this year and starting 10th in September, do the math
OMG you look like this sooooooooooo cute guy that was in my class last year expeshialy in the south park thing (when i first saw the pic for the vid i WAS LIKE OMG please comment back
Dude, it's Disgusting that a girl kissed you...hmm WOW would you rather kiss a guy, how bout Jim, he's yur best friend right...He'd understand if you told him the "Truth"..I understand she's yur enemy, but you said she DIDNT have big feet or hairy pits...(wtf) so she couldn't have been all that bad...LISTEN TO ME! All of these people in your "Daily Life" are fake im sure...The names are WAY to common and you only wish there were a girl named "Jessica", and you have the gayest facial expressions
Hey, Dylan. I was wondering. Where'd you buy that awesome couch?
ROBLOXChris 10 months ago
HOLY FUCK I FOUND YOUR CHANNEL AGAIN!
Myaccountbastards 1 year ago
your voice change
MegaSaiah 1 year ago
this in my opinion is the best episode
MrFrostingbutt 1 year ago
Dylan's Couch looks my grandma's couch
jengkiesville 1 year ago
oh yeah
purpledevilducky 2 years ago
BETTER THAN FRED! Freds funny but ur better
Kaceexamillion 2 years ago
@Kaceexamillion NOT GOING TO HAPPEN FRED HAS WAY MORE VIEWS AND LIKERS
qwertyuiop554433 1 year ago
whats a polly anna and whats 1st grade and 2nd grade in wales we go by years
5h4nn0n3r3 2 years ago
we say year 1 they say grade 1
youngmangoten 2 years ago
@5h4nn0n3r3 Well, you see, 1st and 2nd grade is...well, lemme explain it.
Preschool-First Semester of Baby School.
Kindergarten-Second Semester of Baby School.
1st Grade- First Semester of Elementary.
2nd Grade-Second Semester of Elementary.
ROBLOXChris 10 months ago
@ROBLOXChris thank you but whats elementary? is it primary? and does semester mean term or year? sorry to bother you lol :L
5h4nn0n3r3 10 months ago
@5h4nn0n3r3 Well, basically, elementary is like the school for kids from ages 6-12 and semester is year. P.S. you didnt bother me.
ROBLOXChris 10 months ago
@ROBLOXChris thank you, makes sence to me now :D
5h4nn0n3r3 10 months ago
dylan you r hott !
smallroxy153 2 years ago
u r way better than fred
lilmissmochaglam 2 years ago
OMG Dlyan I love love love ya
lilmissmochaglam 2 years ago
i think dylan is the bestest dude on youtube
lilmissmochaglam 2 years ago
GOD YOU ARE SOOOOO HOT!
even then!
i want yooooouuu! ahhh.
but i also think you really hot noow! dayyyyum:)
izzle95 2 years ago
hey dylan you should make a 30 th episode soon and clebrate thirth dylans couch
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BullshitFitts 3 years ago
LOL ending good but it isnt a note like plykshow said its a rabbit
lolpop2015 3 years ago
a little more enthusiasm, but i thinik that the ending was great!
hoodieboy7 3 years ago
Napoleon Dynamite rox!!!! That's like only my favorite movie!!!
SQUACKY62 3 years ago
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my name is tyler you 'r' gay boy
christie7518 3 years ago
my name is tyler you 'r' gay boy
christie7518 3 years ago
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My name is Maya Little. I used to have a grandmother who hated my grandfather very much. One day while at bingo, she had a heart attack and died before she could shout bingo. Meanwhile my grandfather died on the toilet at the same time. If you do not post thison at least 6 videos your parents or grandparents will die tonight at 2:00 am
calliejordan 3 years ago
its really funny!
mgskater224 3 years ago
Lol. If you look at the end it doesn't say 'Boys are a lie, You Stink' its just a picture of a bunny rabbit
8D
plykshow 3 years ago
This is my favorite one!!! I LOVE YOU DYLAN!!!!
PuppyLover979 3 years ago
this is soooooooo shit
supertedyeah 3 years ago
i gatta message for Jill. here it is: GET UR FILTHY DIRTY LIPS OFFA DYLAN!!!!!!
lalooluvr 3 years ago
You dont say e1electricthunder, lol. i think he did that on purpose for his speech, lol
JoJo2375 3 years ago
At 2:39,his hair looks wet.
e1ectricthunder 3 years ago
Its Supposed To Be Wet
moses4611 2 years ago
2:03 lmao xD
roqq999 3 years ago
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Fucking OWNT
haloharley15 3 years ago
i wudda smacked her in a face if she did that
laughattak828 3 years ago
Ooooh I actually like this one!!
FuzzySocks13 3 years ago 6
I hate you
ponyman13 3 years ago
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Sambug16 3 years ago
Its OK. Walter !
warossmann 3 years ago 2
Jill sounds like a delightful girl.
YunaLIke 3 years ago 12
Lets just say he's old enough........... mmm yes rub the lotion on its skin
IttybittyHunter 3 years ago
how old are you :)
saarah10067 3 years ago 2
he said eighth grade...but he's older now.
thecoolperson123 3 years ago
omg tht was soooo funny
rockbandstop 3 years ago
Like lip-lock kiss, or just cheeck action?
AwesomeAustin12 3 years ago
nobody should quote hannah montana ever
PlanBskater87755 3 years ago
lol
AGREED
mychemicalmityboosh 3 years ago 3
wats with hes hair in 2:43?
DOOMER23JK 3 years ago
hes showing how his hair was when he had to walk thru the rain
junti900 3 years ago
"It was hillarious, hillarious, wait it wasnt hillarious it was disgusting" LOL
lolfriendzchannel 3 years ago
u were sooooooooooo cute when u were younger
lolfriendzchannel 3 years ago
=] Eeeeek, you are a major cutie.
dalovligurl11 3 years ago
watch closely you'll see him grow up right there on that couch.
summern7 3 years ago 4
Ohh-Emm-Gee.
You are Very cute. [:
I watched all of your videos.
Hahaha.
HeatherHorror0 3 years ago
he wouldnt date you
ganstalord 3 years ago
I watch your shows but i know hes lieing- when do you go camping with school- and when would a girl walk over to your sleeping bag and stuff stuff into it????
TaDaIGeuss 3 years ago
i went camping with my school. and on that trip some guy peed on a girl's sleeping bag. it was pretty gross.
wh0aitssxNataLie 3 years ago 2
jim
jill
jessica
SailorJupi 3 years ago
hahah the "note" it happy bunny
xhedgehogsrockx 3 years ago
did u mean to calf when you were saying nnnnooooooooooooooo? or just on axadint?
uarnetcool 3 years ago
What the heck is an "axadent"?
PsychoBandGeek 3 years ago
lolz!!! <3 ur show.
amberdiamond123 3 years ago
the shape of ur face looks like Ringo Starr's!
rjchr11 3 years ago
dylans couch dylans couch dylans couch yeaaaaa!
MCRROXMYSOXSOFF 3 years ago
he's in 10th grade now
need1more1sugar 3 years ago
no he would be in 9th rite now going into tenth this year because if hes in 8th in 2006 then in 2007 he will be ending 8th and starting 9th in 2007 and ending in 2008 which is this year and starting 10th in September, do the math
lydiax3maureen 3 years ago
HAHAHAHAHA
AWESOME! So funny!
Book077 3 years ago
O___O HAHAHAHAHAHA
WrathLover226 3 years ago
whoops i mean if ur 14 or 13
manofextreme55 3 years ago
this is honestly my fave
manofextreme55 3 years ago
AHA SUCH A CUTIE :3
ChibiArtifact 3 years ago
Dylans a player.....just like me
logjimer 3 years ago
my name's jessica my dad & brother's names are jim and my dad's fiance's jill...
jessxoxo100 3 years ago
wow
christianpopgirl 3 years ago
ths 2 many 'j's.
lol
Jk...
chyamaan 3 years ago
ehmm im frome sweden and have a completly difrent school system plese explain age to school grade.
deadline93 3 years ago
when in the 8th grade ur either 13 or 12 depends when u were born
manofextreme55 3 years ago
you cant be 12 in 8th grade. im 12 but im going into 7th. your either 13 or 14 in 8th grade.
MyChemicalRomancex23 3 years ago
i was 12 in 8th grade
angryfaygo 3 years ago
did you like go to school early or something
MyChemicalRomancex23 3 years ago
i started kindergarten when i was four because my birthday is late in the year.
angryfaygo 3 years ago
well that makes more sense.
MyChemicalRomancex23 3 years ago
dude schools are different im 13 and in year 8
damez123 3 years ago
hey!!
can i have your email!!
ty
ur hot bye
laurie246810 3 years ago
hahahahaahahbaahahahaahahahahaahahahah
sexybitch322 3 years ago
you look SO hott at 2:25 !! omg, these shows the effing best !
bunniibethyy 3 years ago
eww, he's like... in 8th grade.
EastMangoBoy 3 years ago
um, so am i.
bunniibethyy 3 years ago
He's in ninth grade now. Check the date this was added. Goodness
blahblahblahblaaaah 3 years ago
duded dylan message me when u make mreo vids i surscribed u so message me
samiam3007 3 years ago
i confuesed???
beanzproductions 3 years ago
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this sucks
iwatchseries 3 years ago
lol i could c up his nose when he said "NOOO!!!"
gorillasNmonkys 3 years ago
omg haha i luv u! and the faces u make..lol
jdumii94 3 years ago
lol love this vid. I wish i had a dvd with
all your episoides.
themysticgirls 4 years ago
it would be hard exchanging gifts with chris crocker, you cant even tell if hes a boy or girl
2yunksters 4 years ago
hahahaa i love u ure hot~~!!
katiebuggg38 4 years ago 2
not one of ur bst episodes Dylan!!
livegreeen 4 years ago
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what a fucking faggot
Prieur100 4 years ago
We no you are! :D
kaly422 4 years ago
this should be a real show on tv
rockandrolllover14 4 years ago 8
omg, you r so right! i would totally watch that show!!! :)
lilred0602 3 years ago 2
OMG you hit puberty
kd7753 4 years ago 3
yeah thats what i sed
DestinedToSing 4 years ago
wait a minuite thats not halarrious lolz
AlexandLelandfb 4 years ago 6
dylan lookin good! ur videos are hilarious
stephie96 4 years ago 5
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get braces
peripari 4 years ago
rude dude!
MARSOMELEEstudios 4 years ago 3
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agreed peripari
TyRiders2 4 years ago
haha! posted a year ago exactly!
rockout1z 4 years ago
haha this is pretty funny
Dknangel 4 years ago 2
hhaha
SambaDisaWinner 4 years ago
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teh that sucks!
Naruto10125 4 years ago
wow dylannn dude, your videos are amazing.
you should use that axe xD
hahahah by the way, make ur videos more interesting
sporkss 4 years ago 3
omg ...love ur shows!
ehvolleyball 4 years ago 3
LOVE the hillarious part
deserie6614 4 years ago 4
man i love u dylan and im a guy but still KEPP THEM VIDEOS COMIN
fujawbe 4 years ago 3
1st grade?
2nd grade?
Pfft my 6TH GRADE class did one lol
xAccordianGuyx 4 years ago
hi ppl.
taylorcat95 4 years ago
lol it was hilaryus no wait it was gross
kooldud444 4 years ago
omg, i LOVE your videos.
:D
so muchh.
omgitscarey 4 years ago
Hahaa, Your life sucks.
^_^
Shnissugah182 4 years ago
Your Funny man ;D Continue Makin Videos. Your awesome ^^
Conkerluke 4 years ago
HAHAHAHAHAH XD
XkuposXgotXgameX 4 years ago
dude ur videos are awesome....
keagsta94 4 years ago 21
all the things you say in you videos are like in my life. all the little things. these are...
hilarious.
vegansluvemos 4 years ago 14
lol that's cute!
jalasword 4 years ago 3
ha i love ecsada pacific paradise perfume.
smells hekka good. :]
soccerprincess057 4 years ago
lol! i love your show it's hilarious hilarious...hilarious!
XhotiFifi 4 years ago 8
that axe was already used
crazzzycolt 4 years ago 6
lol, that much have been so scary. If I were there I would have froze solid, literaly.
XDemoDX 4 years ago 4
Ha ha! I loved the note from Jessica.
"It was hillarious. Hillarious. Wait..."
Yaiyo 4 years ago 6
so you were grounded for exactly a month?
KyuubiBlade 4 years ago
I'mgoing to find myself singing the intro song in school, I just know it. I already have it memorized.
KyuubiBlade 4 years ago 2
this one was hillarious. HILLARIOUS!. hillarious.
boofus77joms 4 years ago
LMAO 59seconds in .
sparkler101 4 years ago
wat a deuche
ninjasrule10 4 years ago
im sittin at my computer eating pizza and likeing
OurLadySorrow 4 years ago
funny <3
baaabyxxfcuk 4 years ago
OMG you look like this sooooooooooo cute guy that was in my class last year expeshialy in the south park thing (when i first saw the pic for the vid i WAS LIKE OMG please comment back
1GoatGirl 4 years ago
who lovers
DanxitronFire7591 4 years ago
5/5 for all ur videos
rockerguyex 4 years ago
question who sings your theme song????
MizukiSkye 4 years ago
you look small for and 8th grader
babyroobbc 4 years ago
ur shows are freakin hilarious HILARIOUS...hiLAriOUs
you need to make more of them...so far my favorite was the thanksgiving one
heartfalloutboy33 4 years ago
your in 8th grade?..
ok then..
annmannchoiboi 4 years ago
I Like Napoleon Dyanmite too.
54mor1544c 4 years ago
Owned by the Dylan's Couch theme song.
:D
Seuska 4 years ago
Wait a minute, that's no hilarious, THAT'S DISGUSTING!
imreallynotsoap 4 years ago
I have watched all of the episodes, they were all awesome but this one was a little less amusing. Oh... Episode 1 wasnt that good either.
partyhatdude 4 years ago
funny!!!
hottkelsey101 4 years ago
This is not funny
JoeHornFan87 4 years ago
ROFL! Always be suspicious when women give you deodorant/cologne. Although I muss say IDKWTF a "pollyanna" gift exchange is.
WindsorFox 4 years ago
You should take something for that cough
FordHemi 4 years ago
That was great!
iscarestrangers4fun 4 years ago
Great ending dude. Keep up the good work.
hsk42 4 years ago
is this real or fake?
bigdaddy628 4 years ago
every one check my awesome dedicationgs to dylans cocuh! its soooo funny
dashingduck 4 years ago
jessica hates you forget about it she was high when she went out with you
mrbob3000 4 years ago
Wow... the ending was brilliant. I'm in eighth grade too, by the way.
Lupinchan 4 years ago
this made no sense...it was just awful watching..never again..your not funny...and no offence or anything you really need braces
sexychick4 4 years ago
haha awesome hair change at around 2:38 u get a bucket of water poured ova ur head or sumin??
mattwarr123 4 years ago
Loved the ending!
TheBeatlesNvrDie5 4 years ago
i also remember my pollyanna i filled the gift with about 5 packets of fire crackers
maxiumninja 4 years ago
intro is annoying but i love your vids
maxiumninja 4 years ago
Ummm. I have a hard time believing you guys mixed up a little 2 oz. keychain with a assuredly heavier bottle of perfume. But whatever.
cervantes555 4 years ago
haha your awesome
iheartmyshoes88 4 years ago
hey u shoulda done the wait thats not hilarious without smile
comdok 4 years ago
Loved the music for when it revealed Jill's name.
Seriously I think jill likes you.
I was right....
Mwahahaha!!!
SoILoveCheese2011 4 years ago
you could sell your couch for like 1,000,000 bucks on ebay!
dakiller345 4 years ago
It was hilarious, hilarious...wait that's not hilarious thats disgusting, WAIT A MIN..
guitarrockercch 4 years ago
I refuse to watch any more of your videos as they are all bullshit
seanhodgy 4 years ago
whats a pollyana
wolfgang754 4 years ago
Can it BE any more fun?! xD
FlopsyxD 4 years ago
GO SCREW HER DUHHHHHHHHHHHHH
livebunkerking 4 years ago
she's so hard to please? ide please her good
kingewan 4 years ago
halarious halarious wait thats not funny that gross
ewikiwi 4 years ago
Dude, it's Disgusting that a girl kissed you...hmm WOW would you rather kiss a guy, how bout Jim, he's yur best friend right...He'd understand if you told him the "Truth"..I understand she's yur enemy, but you said she DIDNT have big feet or hairy pits...(wtf) so she couldn't have been all that bad...LISTEN TO ME! All of these people in your "Daily Life" are fake im sure...The names are WAY to common and you only wish there were a girl named "Jessica", and you have the gayest facial expressions
Circadork 4 years ago
yeahhhhhhh! jessica sed boys stink! thats turnoff wich means that yooh aint gott a chiiiiik.
JoeyRamonesGf 4 years ago