Jim Dale reads "Return to the Hundred Acre Wood" at The New York Public Library

[schmagum]

"It was a perfect summer day and the forest was sparkling. It was July. The animals were very excited. They were playing a game called 'Licking the massive big enormous black fat boner clean'. All the animals sat on the ground and masturbated on Piglet's face."

[DirtyPotterOfficial]

Jim Dale is our lord and savior.

[HafaHaole]

@DirtyPotterOfficial LMAO u have the best comment <3

[djsmith137]

Who authorized this drivel. A. A. Milne is surely rollingover in his grave. Commercialism indeed! Furthermore, Disney doesn't know "jack" about preserving the character of the material they purchase for their own exploitation.

[OneDrunkApe]

commercialism at its worst

[BOOstories]

Pooh has a new friend called. "BOO".

Click here now to watch BOO cartoons.

[brittwit789]

I agree disney cheapend Winnie the Pooh

[jskillz909]

it would be nice to have that guy read you that book to bed

[days2NiGHTS2days]

Winnie-the-Pooh creator, A.A. Milne would be shuddering in his grave if he were to witness the 'Disneyfication' of his beloved creation ...

[SpecialUkulele]

leave that pooh alone.

[austinreyes12]

dont like.. :( Don't butcher the classics please!!

[hawkthewalk]

mmmgrmmm i can't bring myself to accept this yet i'm sorry :(

i'm a winnie the pooh purist D:

[TheRedneckhillbilly]

hes from pushing dasiys

[SexCyberGuideCom]

thanks

[Pozorrogo]

Rabbit isnt scottish ;(

[yahwehufos]

interesting

[jimijable]

Jim Dale is fantastic, his Harry Potter Audio Books are amazing.

[Charphog]

i foresee great pulitzer prize :) lottie the otter is good friend, they make good team!

[quinsy42]

aww lottie is adorable!

i remember watching winne the pooh early in the morning be4 school and the show next would be bear in the big blue house hahaha

those were the good times

[MrWolfengard]

With this event in the happening it tells me that 2012 is going to happen >.>

[Iiquidiai]

Incredible skill. Thanks very much for sharing. :)

[SexCyberGuideCom]

well done

[NINJAomgFilms]

i love lottie!

[GranddaughterCoyote]

what a cute story

[Lumpy2a]

When will they make the Eeyore Movie.!!

[nofaceInvictus]

bloody brill

[FishTitan64]

Lottie the Otter? WHAT HAPPENED TO GOPHER?! (Even though he wasn't in the book)

[bouncerhiphop]

good stuff :)

[droplant]

lol said "Oh, la" spanish :D

[brisk2]

otters dont belong in the forest .

[atruelover123]

Yeah, but tigers do right?

[LenntBear]

Oh I wanna eat it! I call first dibbs!!

[LenntBear]

Lottie the Otter