@Calhob42 The one with the lightsaber dick is John Cheese, portrayed here by Mack Leighty.
David Wong is the pseudonym of Jason Pargin, his best friend. So far as I can see, he doesn't show up on-screen here. So no. That is not like legit David Wong playing John Cheese.
From now on, this is part of the official canon for me.
6Shooter28 3 weeks ago
@JackalJayzer I think he plays Fred Chu.
6Shooter28 3 weeks ago
Long piss.
SuperToother 2 months ago
who was the chick?
ehrldawg 6 months ago
@1:07 best part.
ContrabandCommittee 8 months ago
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ContrabandCommittee 8 months ago
Is that like legit David Wong playing John Cheese?
Calhob42 9 months ago
@Calhob42 The one with the lightsaber dick is John Cheese, portrayed here by Mack Leighty.
David Wong is the pseudonym of Jason Pargin, his best friend. So far as I can see, he doesn't show up on-screen here. So no. That is not like legit David Wong playing John Cheese.
Nani101 8 months ago 7
@skinnyoompalumpa They're in their mid-30s now I believe.
jtrotto 9 months ago
Love the moshing
Ragnarok6688 9 months ago 11
he didn't wash his hands because whats more sterile then lightsaber? on another note...I'm curious to know how that worked at all
skippyasqueeze 9 months ago
I would almost enjoy those movies if they were called Lightsaber: Battle of the Lightsabers: Episode Lightsaber
limosince2007 9 months ago 21
You just won all the internets now theres none left for the rest of us to win :(
Jackyxxes 9 months ago
Can't help but notice you didn't wash your hands.
AlycDanger 9 months ago
rumors here in seattle say that freddiew's brother is being cast as the lead in the film adaptation
JackalJayzer 9 months ago
@JackalJayzer Check out the John Dies At The End website, the movie's already in post-production and they showed some of the cast.
PsychonautCameron 9 months ago
@JackalJayzer He is playing Fred Chu, so he won't exactly be on screen for the whole movie, but he will be in it.
lrich28 9 months ago
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Wait, when did John get married? That wasn't Amy, was it? :D
ORLY21 9 months ago
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ORLY21 9 months ago
But isn't John and Dave like 24? and not really old
Skinnyoompalumpa 9 months ago
John's hats deserve their own series.
Nerdhalla 9 months ago
Go!
MIsguidedarCHAngEL 9 months ago
It kinda seems like he just damaged his wife inhalf with that lightsaber O_o
benthediceman1 9 months ago
if you shake it more than twice, it counts as masturbating
ranmisael 9 months ago
This was more like a Cracked video then JDATE
swbf3 9 months ago
I hope you make these videos more frequent xD
elliottlaurens 9 months ago
Ah, dick jokes.
8bitlove2a03 9 months ago
That was amazing.
mixmastermind 9 months ago
that was fucking hilarious. Cheese is awesome!
atarichild 9 months ago
sweet. new vid from jdate
JZC1195 9 months ago