he said its psychologie? you crossed the line making comments bout his/her mother, and family, and just for that - i would kick your fkkin ass right on the stage for that.
► Heckling is not the exercise of freedom of speech, it's quite the contrary!!! That way One can only PREVENT someone from expressing their own opinions freely, what they have a Right to!!!!
Knowing Mr. Carlin, I gotta admit that stupid, sorry-ass heckler..that lowlife got off pretty easy!
Cock sucker fit the context it was more than acceptable it was suiting and well worded. Lol fucking idiots heckling a great he could easily do the rest of his gig shit talking him and pull it off as if it were plotted. Thank you kind sir for taring into to him so wonderfully.
This is probably my favorite video on all of Youtube. I watch this at least once every few weeks, just to remind myself why Carlin was one of the best comedians of all time
This is disgusting, and a promotion of homophobia.
So someone who's an ass to you is the same as a homosexual, which you use as an insult rather than a fact of life, and then you degrade the idea of homosexuality by saying they're desperate for a cock in their mouth?
This doesn't prove anything, and this comedian is just proving that they're completely ignorant.
@AYoungWoman Ur over-thinking it. The guy is most likely hetero and there wouldn't be much point to saying those things to him if he was gay. It is insulting and embarrasing to a hetero to be called out as a cock sucker or a homo and that's the psychology of it. He further insulted the man to get him to say something in order to snuff out his location in the audience so he can be removed. There is no connection drawn between assholes and cock-suckers he was just trying to shut the fucker up.
@Gnostic279 That's exactly my point... The guy was straight, and the idea of him being gay was used to make him feel embarrassed or insulted, when there is nothing embarrassing or insulting about being gay.
I know he was just insulting some guy who was being a douche, but to use homophobic slurs ("cocksucker') as insults suggests that being homosexual is a quality worthy of insult. Maybe he didn't mean it entirely in that way, but people need to learn to watch what context they use "gay" in,
@AYoungWoman Seriously... Shut up. Stop being insulted over nothing. The context isn't the same as what you're describing and you know it. Stop being offended over WORDS in the first place, and you'll be a happier person.
@jkremis1423 I'd be a happier person if people stopped using homophobic slurs. If he were using a racial slur would it be acceptable?
And if you don't understand the implications of language and labels, maybe you should look into the sociological field of symbolic interactionism. Try educating yourself before you go making claims about what words do or don't do.
@AYoungWoman People being offended over any word is stupid; racial, sexual, or anything else. Just because he implies that being gay is bad, doesn't mean people should be offended by that. It makes you look just as ignorant, or even more ignorant, to be offended when someone says "bad" words.
And you completely misread my post if you think I don't know that words CAN make people feel badly about themselves. I was just trying to point out that BEING offended by words makes you appear ignorant.
@AYoungWoman But in actuality the term cocksucker is much more related to the degredation of women then to gays. It is used at inanimate objects as well as animals. It is used on the same internal hostility as the term bitch or the phrase peice of shit.
As far as being insulted by the idea of being gay...any straight man would be insulted to the point of humility or embarrasment. A gay man has to live with that over their head but suddenly place it on a straight man and it hits him hard.
@Gnostic279 Okay. Sure, any rational, self-confident person can ignore name-calling and choose not to be offended. I agree with that. What bothers me is that this guy used the term "cocksucker" to try and offend a man. He couldn't call him an asshole or any other offensive term, he had to call him by a homophobic slur.
Clearly this promotes an attitude of homophobia, as you, yourself agree with the fact that it's embarrassing for a straight man to be called gay.
@Gnostic279 Being gay isn't anything to be ashamed of. It's not that he's name-calling, it's that he's promoting the idea that being gay (even if he's fabricating a man's homosexuality for his own purposes) is worth being called out on.
He didn't choose the word "cocksucker" by chance. People use the terms "fag", and "gay" to insult people, not "straight" or "nice" or "thin" or anything that they consider to be positive.
@Gnostic279 I'm not offended by the term "cocksucker" itself. Some people suck cock. That's life. But he used it as an insult, and I'm not okay with that, because homophobia is so relevant in our society.
Even people who were not active racists used to use the n-word commonly, because it was just what black people were called. But that term had an oppressive meaning, whatever its context, and that only promoted the societal belief that whites were superior.
@AYoungWoman This was from the 80s-90s......gays, they werent as accepted as they are now. So to call a dead guy, who is famous for his bad mouth, out on his "homophobic" slurs because some asshole was screwing with his JOB, is a little silly. I mean no offense to you......so that clears me of all comebacks you might have.
@purpleking15 You're right, the 80's were homophobic. It's not even the fact that this happened that bothers me, but that it's being celebrated today. I mean, I'm not that sensitive about racial/homophobic, etc. jokes - I love them in South Park, because South Park is actually clever, insults everybody, and means no group (or all groups, depending on how you look at it. :-P) any harm.
I just hate seeing the mindless comments about how great this is, when it's not clever at all, just offensive.
"My first sexual encounter involving penetration was in junior high school with a college freshman. I didn't know left from right. He showed me how. I've never considered myself bisexual but, this is passé: I have enjoyed the comfort of men from time to time, even during my marriage with Rhonda..." Fr. p. 218 of “Last Words” by George Carlin, paperback (ISBN-10: 1439191107) : 320 pages, published by Free Press, reprint edition (November 2, 2010)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Wait, no, that was possibly the worst response to a heckle I've ever seen. "I hope your kid dies in a car-fire." Man, this guy's witty.
@CoolerKing37 absolutely. where i live, about 70 - 75% of the slackjawed vicious progeny of junkies & inbred wife-beating/child-molesting and/or animal abusing thug sub-human disease would've best served our society, our species AND our world had they been tied to a sack of bricks & cast into the nearest deep water within an hour of drawing their first breath. were the scum mandatorily sterilised, we wouldn't HAVE to wish death on them & their ill-gotten spawn to improve ALL our lives.
@FinallyTheNight got shit all to do with "gays" or any other "protest-too-much" redneck cross-burning slackjaw pish. it's about lawless wee vermin that can terrorise the most vulnerable folk with impounity, while anyone trying to protect their property or elderly face the full weight of law if we so much as swear at the pestilent scum.
It was funny until he mentioned the heckler's kids dying- I mean, George Carlin had a right to say everything else, and it was funny, but no one should die for being a lowlife interrupting one of comedy's greats, especially if the kid would probably tell the heckler to shut up anyway
@MrCincinnatian i've got a sneaking suspician that carlin wouldn't want a child to die in a fire. it's called exaggeration and it's really fucking funny when used right
...The "point" here was that Carlin violently threatened someone and their child because he had his (supposed comedy) schtick interrupted! Carlin wasn't even "man" enough to theaten the attack by himself for he kept saying "we'll" throw you out etc! Of course what do you expect from a gutless Coke Head like Carlan was!
i would assume any one who heard this would never heckle any comedian on stage no matter what. and people who think he shouldn't talk like that are "fuckin stupid" in GC's words. my favorite quotes from him goes "think of how stupid the average person is, then realize half of them are stupider than that" one of the best sayings to live by IMO
Awesomely awesome. Hecklers are loser assholes that deserve pain. Love how Carlin takes zero shit and gets straight to putting him in his place. Legend.
This is pretty shitty, he didn't deal with this in a funny, creative way at all. I mean if i was in 5th grade i'd think it was funny but it's pretty stupid actually.
@JBHero12 ummmm you were talking like that in 5th grade? bc i def wasn't another idiot on here, again do us all a favor and shut the fuck up. its great you have an opinion, doesn't mean you need open up your mouth and prove to everyone that you are fucking stupid. congrats on doing just that :)
@bfoot869007 I never said i talked like that in fifth grade, and no i did not. and how did i prove to people that i'm stupid? and honostly, you think somebody that swears repeatedly and says 'he wants people to cum in his mouth' is funny? i mean evidentally you are so immature that you cannot handle when someone disagrees with you without swearing at them and saying that they're stupid, so who are you to talk?
@nethaeleth is just an idiot ignore him. He's been on multiple Carlin videos just talking nonsense. It's people like him that make the world as fucked up and stupid as it is. And with dumb asses like this breading we are all fucked. Just know nethaeleth that you are retarded and everything your posting clearly proves that.
ooh gee george did someone finally take offense to your little perculating 'pope' attack? yet another way to carry out your ongoing anti god/religion/catholicism/love rhetoric? someone actually have a brain in the audience for once? for a guy who claimed during your cute little '7 words' phase that you were an irish catholic actually you're a disgrace to every part of that. wish people understood that you werent about 'religion or no religion', you were just about hate.
The audience is supposed to LISTEN you stupid moronic fuck. Not scream and interrupt him.
He didn't 'force' his views down anyone. If someone didn't like him, simply change the channel, simply watch another video, simply turn the dial on their radio. Oh wait, I'm trying to argue with logic to a troll.
Hate? He's saying that its stupid to believe the man in the sky is up there looking out for you! How is that hate? If you're looking for hate, look up the crusades, the spanish inquisition, our "war on terror" or any one of the countless thousands of occurrences, in which the church and organized religion has led to the rape, maiming and murder of countless millions. We've got enough fucking problems as a species without adding whose imaginary friend is the best, to the list!
@nethaeleth Talking shit on a dead man? Really?! I hope when you die and go to hell, George is there to fuck you up personally. Until then, he's probably down there hatefucking the shit out of your mother. Go watch Dane Cook and fuck yourself with a pineapple. Your dad should have shot you in your mom's ass, bitch.
@nethaeleth you're a fucking moron. easy and simple. you dont know anything about george carlin. if you hate him so much why the fuck are you even on here? its because you're an asshole. plain n simple. just a big fucking asshole. do everyone a favor here and just shut your fucking mouth. just shut it. know one gives a shit about your fucking religious views....at least not here buddy. george carlin full of hate....sounds like you are full of hate. real christian of you to judge...fuck off
@nethaeleth- Fuck you and your sister and your wife, if you got a kid I hope your fucking kid dies in a car fire. Shut the fuck up and get the fuck out of here.
@nethaeleth seeing as catholics are a disgrace to the human race, nobody cares.
take a look at their history, you dont have to be a genius to know they are responsible for the crusades, inquisitions, and countless other crimes against humanity in the name of your imaginary friend, and some dick who pretends to be better friends with him then everyone else.
@headcase225 See? You just did a George Carlin joke right there. All you did was make an observation with a complete lack of humor. In other words, every Carlin joke in existence.
@Bassbait you're quite the fucking genius aren't you? you obviously have no perspective when it comes to stand-up, or comedy, or entertainment, or expression of any kind. there are so many elements to carlin's acts that aren't even worth pointing out to you- the kind of asshole who posts insults on a video of one of the most loved entertainers of our time just so you can rationalize your terribly narrow perspective of shit.
@Bassbait Did it ever occur to you that George Carlin was never trying to be funny? He was a philosopher and like many modern day philosophers, he used "comedy"as his media outlet. It's the only way these geniuses can get on air. Wake up and do some research stupid. Maybe go and educate yourself on some of the things George had to say. Come back when you cleanse your brain of mainstream media propaganda.
@Bassbait rofl your an idiot... everyone has different tastes when it comes to comedy ok? so what if his jokes don't appeal to you? that doesn't mean he isn't good at it... its just not your thing.... SO why the fuck do you go on you tube look the guy up and leave a dunb fucking comment like that? are you 13? if you aren't let me inform you that your maturity level is there...
@MrTNL3 You see, it's not because his jokes don't appeal to me, it's because he doesn't HAVE jokes. Much like Jon Stewart, although Stewart is tolerable. Carlin has the easiest job in the world. In order to be as funny as George Carlin, you must follow these simple steps:
1.Find something you think is interesting, and say it.
2.Use as many profanities and obscenities as possible.
THERE! I just wrote everything he's ever done FOR him. P.S., you can't call my comment "dunb". That's not a word.
@Bassbait i obviously ment to spell dumb.. it was a typo look down at the keyboard n is beside m... shouldn't take a genius to figure that out... and see what George Carlin does is talk about stupid things or people that everyone has to deal with and presents it in an extravogant, entertaining fashion... what he intending is that the viewer finds it incredibly funny that the stupid person or thing is actually that stupid... i could try and explain it but there is really no point...
@MrTNL3 You're right, it SHOULDN'T take a genius to figure that out. Then how come YOU didn't when you typed it? You are obviously so frustrated that you can't even type right. However, George Carlin telling you that something is stupid IS NOT COMEDY. It's not traditional, sure, but it's generic and cliche. LOTS OF COMEDIANS DO THIS STYLE, AND EACH ONE OF THEM SUCK. There are few comedians who can pull off being funny and making observations, such as Jim Gaffigan.
@Bassbait ok sorry i did not re-read the comment thus not seeing the typo...this isnt a fucking essay... now that YOU have AGREED that it IS a style of commedy and that certain commedians in that style appeal to you, that makes my original statement that what he is doing is commedy and that it just doesn't appeal to you a true statement. anyways im not going to continue you are a retard with no life if you dont understand what i have said you are too narrow minded and ignorant to debate with
@MrTNL3 Didn't you just make yourself narrow minded and ignorant by saying that? Jeez, another idiot. Anyway, here's what I have to say to that -
Jim Gaffigan is RADICALLY different from George Carlin, because Jim Gaffigan makes an observation, makes a joke ABOUT the observation, and repeats about the same thing. For example, hot pockets, he goes on for 5 minutes about how bizarre hot pockets are, but he TELLS JOKES. George Carlin REMOVES THE JOKES, THEREFORE REMOVING THE COMEDY. He sucks.
Are you fucking serious? He doesn't 'REMOVE' the comedy. I've read one of Carlin's books, seen most of his comedy shows, and I must say he has to be the best comedian out there.
@Bassbait how many vids did you watch of him if you watched only one video on youtube and came to that assesment your a moron... his commedy isnt the tradtional i was at this bar and blah blah blah i agree, it is completely different kind of commedy and its ok that you don't find it funny but why bother writting comments on here that a nobody wants to hear and are b false ignorant and stupid. you think its easy to memorise all the words to a performance and perform in front of a large crowd
@Xxero0 Oh, the irony. Tasteless? So here's your train of thought - "This guy has no good taste, so therefore he should KILL HIMSELF".
You know what you should do? Get a grip. Realize that not everyone HAS to like Carlin, and realize that my opinion isn't tainted because I don't like Carlin. You obviously won't, because people like you never learn how to respect other people's opinions. In fact, that's what Carlin was all about. Stop breeding ignorance by treating opposition as a threat.
Okay, I take it back. You're not tasteless, everything you like is the best shit there is in the world. You're not a fucking moron and instead you're the smartest person in the world, because whatever you say and think is right. Your opinions matter to everyone, or at least they should, and everyone should conform to what you think and not oppose them so you can feel good about yourself and keep feeding your fucking ego.
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@Bassbait you're forgetting. carlin DIDN'T respect ANYBODY'S opinion. he FORCED his 'religious' or anti-religious beliefs down everybody's throat. he didn't give the audience a CHOICE he preached athiesm and hate relentlessly. for a guy who had so many loving fans and apparent admirers i don't see why he was so bitter. unless he was trained to be that way by the illuminati of course which is probably hitting the nail right on the head :D
@nethaeleth You sound religious you ignorant fuck, organized religion does that on a extremely frequent basis so if George. want's to make some points about religion being all bullshit let him because at least his arguments are not born from ignorance they come from something called intellect but you don't no fuck all about that instead you aimlessly follow and/or defend a mindless religion that along with governments have corrupted this earth and the minds of people like you for centuries.
@Bassbait I love how you say not everyone has to like George as a comedian and that they should have thier own beliefs (which is true) yet you keep spewing everlasting garbage about how you hate George, saying how no one should take him seriously. Pot calling the kettle black me thinks. I think the obvious thing here is not that you're angry at the man because you don't find him funny, I think you're upset that while he was alive you didn't get to blow him.
@Bassbait You idiot. George Carlin did not want to consider himself a comedian. Rather a philopher with any issue he wants to discuss. So when you comment that he is a better heckler than a comedian you do not even think in the right context of who he is. He is neither a heckler or intending to be a comedian. You are stating the obvious half and making yourself look more stupid closed minded.
George Carlin:I ignored them until I was sure that everyone around them was tired of them, And then I said, I would wait for the right thing to come along and I would just turn and I would say Fuck you! You cocksucker! Fuck you and fuck your mother in the asshole with a big rubber dick.
George Carlin: Who the fuck are you, to come here and steal the services that Im offering these people and theyre paying for? You're guilty of theft of services! Why dont you people police up your section? Dont you have a vigilante group in that area? Stab that prick! I would say that. Id say Doesn't anyone have something pointy? It was wonderfully fucking cathartic.
In conversations between the late, great George Carlin and his friend and co-author, Tony Hendra.
George Carlin: It would seem to me that some of the frustration one feels comes out in ones work on stage in, in the umm, in the manner of performing and that is to say the heat that one gives to the things, the urgency, the aggressiveness. There was a lot of outbursts at the audience. Always a particular person, if there was a heckler, I never cobbled hecklers.
ITS SUPER EFFECTIVE!
steviejeans 6 days ago
@GeorgeCarlinIsInHel1 and prolly the only one enjoying it
iamgr80k 1 week ago in playlist heckler
gay ppl lol...FAGS
TwiiZtidOpz 2 weeks ago
Want proof god doesn't exist? Carlin died, and Bieber lives... Enough said.
pavendort 1 month ago
heckling george carlin is like sucker punching muhammad ali.
xridethelightningx 1 month ago
he said its psychologie? you crossed the line making comments bout his/her mother, and family, and just for that - i would kick your fkkin ass right on the stage for that.
tnerve 1 month ago
@tnerve - No you wouldn't. ;)
xchargerOUx 1 month ago
@tnerve fuck your mother and your family..... bitch
RicoMunster 1 month ago
This video is basically my response to all trolls
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► Heckling is not the exercise of freedom of speech, it's quite the contrary!!! That way One can only PREVENT someone from expressing their own opinions freely, what they have a Right to!!!!
Knowing Mr. Carlin, I gotta admit that stupid, sorry-ass heckler..that lowlife got off pretty easy!
Death2Hatred 1 month ago
Don't sugar-coat it, George! Tell him how you feel!
eukodol 2 months ago
one of the worst heckler responses i've heard. nothing witty or funny about it.
venelis888 2 months ago
George makes me horny when he talks dirty. I wish I could stick my dick in his mouth and cum. Good on ya george RIP. it up in hell.
billionear 3 months ago
Cock sucker fit the context it was more than acceptable it was suiting and well worded. Lol fucking idiots heckling a great he could easily do the rest of his gig shit talking him and pull it off as if it were plotted. Thank you kind sir for taring into to him so wonderfully.
tittomnstr13 3 months ago
He didn't let the heckler say another word!
darinbar 3 months ago in playlist More videos from superALable
OMG!!! GOT EM!!!
playerdepimp 3 months ago
O_O
itspennysboat 3 months ago
"I hope your fuckin kid dies in a car fire!" Hahahaha damn that's hilarious. RIP George
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This is probably my favorite video on all of Youtube. I watch this at least once every few weeks, just to remind myself why Carlin was one of the best comedians of all time
boscoblack 4 months ago
This is disgusting, and a promotion of homophobia.
So someone who's an ass to you is the same as a homosexual, which you use as an insult rather than a fact of life, and then you degrade the idea of homosexuality by saying they're desperate for a cock in their mouth?
This doesn't prove anything, and this comedian is just proving that they're completely ignorant.
AYoungWoman 4 months ago
@AYoungWoman Ur over-thinking it. The guy is most likely hetero and there wouldn't be much point to saying those things to him if he was gay. It is insulting and embarrasing to a hetero to be called out as a cock sucker or a homo and that's the psychology of it. He further insulted the man to get him to say something in order to snuff out his location in the audience so he can be removed. There is no connection drawn between assholes and cock-suckers he was just trying to shut the fucker up.
Gnostic279 4 months ago
@Gnostic279 That's exactly my point... The guy was straight, and the idea of him being gay was used to make him feel embarrassed or insulted, when there is nothing embarrassing or insulting about being gay.
I know he was just insulting some guy who was being a douche, but to use homophobic slurs ("cocksucker') as insults suggests that being homosexual is a quality worthy of insult. Maybe he didn't mean it entirely in that way, but people need to learn to watch what context they use "gay" in,
AYoungWoman 4 months ago
@AYoungWoman Seriously... Shut up. Stop being insulted over nothing. The context isn't the same as what you're describing and you know it. Stop being offended over WORDS in the first place, and you'll be a happier person.
jkremis1423 4 months ago
@jkremis1423 I'd be a happier person if people stopped using homophobic slurs. If he were using a racial slur would it be acceptable?
And if you don't understand the implications of language and labels, maybe you should look into the sociological field of symbolic interactionism. Try educating yourself before you go making claims about what words do or don't do.
AYoungWoman 4 months ago
@AYoungWoman People being offended over any word is stupid; racial, sexual, or anything else. Just because he implies that being gay is bad, doesn't mean people should be offended by that. It makes you look just as ignorant, or even more ignorant, to be offended when someone says "bad" words.
And you completely misread my post if you think I don't know that words CAN make people feel badly about themselves. I was just trying to point out that BEING offended by words makes you appear ignorant.
jkremis1423 4 months ago
@AYoungWoman But in actuality the term cocksucker is much more related to the degredation of women then to gays. It is used at inanimate objects as well as animals. It is used on the same internal hostility as the term bitch or the phrase peice of shit.
As far as being insulted by the idea of being gay...any straight man would be insulted to the point of humility or embarrasment. A gay man has to live with that over their head but suddenly place it on a straight man and it hits him hard.
Gnostic279 4 months ago
@Gnostic279 Okay. Sure, any rational, self-confident person can ignore name-calling and choose not to be offended. I agree with that. What bothers me is that this guy used the term "cocksucker" to try and offend a man. He couldn't call him an asshole or any other offensive term, he had to call him by a homophobic slur.
Clearly this promotes an attitude of homophobia, as you, yourself agree with the fact that it's embarrassing for a straight man to be called gay.
AYoungWoman 4 months ago
@Gnostic279 Being gay isn't anything to be ashamed of. It's not that he's name-calling, it's that he's promoting the idea that being gay (even if he's fabricating a man's homosexuality for his own purposes) is worth being called out on.
He didn't choose the word "cocksucker" by chance. People use the terms "fag", and "gay" to insult people, not "straight" or "nice" or "thin" or anything that they consider to be positive.
AYoungWoman 4 months ago
@Gnostic279 I'm not offended by the term "cocksucker" itself. Some people suck cock. That's life. But he used it as an insult, and I'm not okay with that, because homophobia is so relevant in our society.
Even people who were not active racists used to use the n-word commonly, because it was just what black people were called. But that term had an oppressive meaning, whatever its context, and that only promoted the societal belief that whites were superior.
If you don't see that you're wrong...
AYoungWoman 4 months ago
@AYoungWoman This was from the 80s-90s......nobody liked gay people back then.
purpleking15 4 months ago
@AYoungWoman This was from the 80s-90s......gays, they werent as accepted as they are now. So to call a dead guy, who is famous for his bad mouth, out on his "homophobic" slurs because some asshole was screwing with his JOB, is a little silly. I mean no offense to you......so that clears me of all comebacks you might have.
purpleking15 4 months ago
@purpleking15 You're right, the 80's were homophobic. It's not even the fact that this happened that bothers me, but that it's being celebrated today. I mean, I'm not that sensitive about racial/homophobic, etc. jokes - I love them in South Park, because South Park is actually clever, insults everybody, and means no group (or all groups, depending on how you look at it. :-P) any harm.
I just hate seeing the mindless comments about how great this is, when it's not clever at all, just offensive.
AYoungWoman 4 months ago
@AYoungWoman I see, I thougt you were bashing on the comic just because he said it, not because of the stupid people on the internet
purpleking15 4 months ago
@AYoungWoman yea well thats comedy
smdho 3 months ago
16 people like the taste of cock
chronomax1 4 months ago
Best ever
BigTW707 5 months ago
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I believe this is from 1988.
superALable 5 months ago
dude! he would have been an awsome JOKER for Dark knight!
Pinkchapman 5 months ago
haha at the end " You've got to know psychology to deal with a person,"
yoitsblang 5 months ago
Dont fuck with carlin he aint playin!
89iron636 5 months ago
i bet even the heckler himself enjoyed that little rant
SuperDaLINKwent 5 months ago
COMPLETELY OWNED
rakuencallisto 6 months ago 23
I'm wondering why I don't use this logic at the grocery store I work at.
Fallangel6 6 months ago
@Fallangel6
Why's that? Do you have to deal with a lot of bullshit loud ass mother fuckers at the grocery store?
catbuffalo 5 months ago
@catbuffalo Not. In. The. Slightest.
Fallangel6 4 months ago
8 people are cocksuckers...
ExistentialKid 6 months ago
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"My first sexual encounter involving penetration was in junior high school with a college freshman. I didn't know left from right. He showed me how. I've never considered myself bisexual but, this is passé: I have enjoyed the comfort of men from time to time, even during my marriage with Rhonda..." Fr. p. 218 of “Last Words” by George Carlin, paperback (ISBN-10: 1439191107) : 320 pages, published by Free Press, reprint edition (November 2, 2010)
FinallyTheNight 6 months ago
He wants some one to cum in it.
wyldearts 6 months ago
Carlin didn't go a day without homosex.
FinallyTheNight 6 months ago
@FinallyTheNight cool story bro.
kidkong584 6 months ago
Nicolas Boileau-Despréaux was right!
FinallyTheNight 6 months ago
Carlin enjoyed the company of truck drivers.
FinallyTheNight 6 months ago
nothing short of poetry
thefuzz97 6 months ago
As soon as you mention a kid dying in a car-fire all the mommys and daddys lose their sense of humor....good thing im pro-choice....;)
Sloane67665 6 months ago
@Sloane67665 Im a parent and I think it's hilarious!!!!
tgoswitz 6 months ago
@tgoswitz Im sorry, parents lose their sense of humor, with the exception of you. you beautiful and unique snowflake >.>
Sloane67665 6 months ago
George would be the best internet troll.
DeathnoteBB 6 months ago
"You gotta know how to appeal to a person"
LOL He was being totally sarcastic that's why it was funny
VitalSigns1 6 months ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Wait, no, that was possibly the worst response to a heckle I've ever seen. "I hope your kid dies in a car-fire." Man, this guy's witty.
yaemal 6 months ago
@yaemal What's wrong with hoping someone's kid dies in a car fire? Fuck him and his hypothetical kid.
CoolerKing37 6 months ago 3
@CoolerKing37 absolutely. where i live, about 70 - 75% of the slackjawed vicious progeny of junkies & inbred wife-beating/child-molesting and/or animal abusing thug sub-human disease would've best served our society, our species AND our world had they been tied to a sack of bricks & cast into the nearest deep water within an hour of drawing their first breath. were the scum mandatorily sterilised, we wouldn't HAVE to wish death on them & their ill-gotten spawn to improve ALL our lives.
pfalky2k 6 months ago
@pfalky2k : Where's your gay-pride now?
FinallyTheNight 6 months ago
@FinallyTheNight got shit all to do with "gays" or any other "protest-too-much" redneck cross-burning slackjaw pish. it's about lawless wee vermin that can terrorise the most vulnerable folk with impounity, while anyone trying to protect their property or elderly face the full weight of law if we so much as swear at the pestilent scum.
pfalky2k 6 months ago
@yaemal This is the chump who got owned.
ChangeZ89 1 month ago
Dude I would serve in his ARMY any day any time.
midarkmind 6 months ago
"hes a cock sucker in disguise.."
tommyc2479 6 months ago
holy shit, it doesn't get better than that
musicaladdiction420 7 months ago
Carlin is King
BushmastaFLEX 7 months ago
OUCH!
zenmeister451 7 months ago
i'm not quite sure what psychological approach he is using but it does seem effective lol
carlajadegavin 7 months ago 29
you gotta use psychology :)
KingMatthewDaGreat 7 months ago
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arseniy 7 months ago
he did not play with hecklers did he lol
trichomepanther 7 months ago
The almighty one.
onarass 7 months ago
brilliant
beardedswine 7 months ago
Wow. What a beat down of a heckler.
bailinnumberguy 8 months ago
This is why I love George Carlin, because I can relate to him so well. If I was a stand-up comedian, and someone heckled me, this is what I'd do.
RaygunShaun 8 months ago
It was funny until he mentioned the heckler's kids dying- I mean, George Carlin had a right to say everything else, and it was funny, but no one should die for being a lowlife interrupting one of comedy's greats, especially if the kid would probably tell the heckler to shut up anyway
MrCincinnatian 8 months ago
@MrCincinnatian i've got a sneaking suspician that carlin wouldn't want a child to die in a fire. it's called exaggeration and it's really fucking funny when used right
beardedswine 7 months ago
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flabbyballsack 7 months ago
@MrCincinnatian If anyone brought their kid to a Carlin show, they are lowlife fucking idiots. Just like you. Dipshit, are you fucking retarded?
flabbyballsack 7 months ago
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billionear 8 months ago
this is a little overdone...
straaler5 8 months ago
god he's a fucking savage.
eagledynasty81 8 months ago
I LOVE this. He's INSANE!
Gnilres 9 months ago
who says "car fire" these days?
SturFryIsGo0d 9 months ago
Holy hell that was awesome...
boogster123321 9 months ago 4
from what cd?
Alxmir23 9 months ago
Ohhh shit lol. I've never heard a comedian destroy a heckler that well.
eragon2121 9 months ago
fucking epic
Parsletounge17 9 months ago 4
4 people are the heckler's mom, wife, sister, and dead child
TheKavanagh91 9 months ago 35
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...The "point" here was that Carlin violently threatened someone and their child because he had his (supposed comedy) schtick interrupted! Carlin wasn't even "man" enough to theaten the attack by himself for he kept saying "we'll" throw you out etc! Of course what do you expect from a gutless Coke Head like Carlan was!
Shamagogue 9 months ago
I've listened to this clip 100's of times, I always end up gasping for air by the end when he says "you gotta use psychology"
I can still remember the first time I heard this clip. It was the first time since I was a kid that I pissed myself laughing
9lly 10 months ago 5
car fire, lol!
baihbalm 10 months ago
Daaamn!
StephonST 10 months ago
LOL! "Car-Fire"
Howie262 10 months ago
"You got to use psychology."
biped19 10 months ago 3
What did the heckler yell?
Jameson178 10 months ago
man oh man do i LOVE george carlin.
sonofnothing 11 months ago 4
If I was there, I would have walked out on this twat
callycap3 11 months ago
@callycap3 glad to hear it, why would anyone want you there being all uptight?
ezelouie 8 months ago
george carlin just ripped that guy a new asshole. and then fucked him up via that asshole
Grisha1994 11 months ago 4
STFU>FO
Klintoniusmaximus 11 months ago
The one dislike is the heckler obviously
AmericanBadass44 11 months ago 3
i would assume any one who heard this would never heckle any comedian on stage no matter what. and people who think he shouldn't talk like that are "fuckin stupid" in GC's words. my favorite quotes from him goes "think of how stupid the average person is, then realize half of them are stupider than that" one of the best sayings to live by IMO
bagjr387 11 months ago
Awesomely awesome. Hecklers are loser assholes that deserve pain. Love how Carlin takes zero shit and gets straight to putting him in his place. Legend.
DrRosenpenis 11 months ago
This is pretty shitty, he didn't deal with this in a funny, creative way at all. I mean if i was in 5th grade i'd think it was funny but it's pretty stupid actually.
JBHero12 1 year ago
@JBHero12 ummmm you were talking like that in 5th grade? bc i def wasn't another idiot on here, again do us all a favor and shut the fuck up. its great you have an opinion, doesn't mean you need open up your mouth and prove to everyone that you are fucking stupid. congrats on doing just that :)
bfoot869007 11 months ago
@bfoot869007 I never said i talked like that in fifth grade, and no i did not. and how did i prove to people that i'm stupid? and honostly, you think somebody that swears repeatedly and says 'he wants people to cum in his mouth' is funny? i mean evidentally you are so immature that you cannot handle when someone disagrees with you without swearing at them and saying that they're stupid, so who are you to talk?
JBHero12 11 months ago
Heckler just got PWND
Skatanic5589 1 year ago
This is the funniest shit I've ever heard!! EVER!!
jvic76 1 year ago
"with your mother! And I'm fucking her in the asshole every night anyway..."
THEREIZNOGOD 1 year ago
Lolsauce
PBANDSNOW 1 year ago
@nethaeleth is just an idiot ignore him. He's been on multiple Carlin videos just talking nonsense. It's people like him that make the world as fucked up and stupid as it is. And with dumb asses like this breading we are all fucked. Just know nethaeleth that you are retarded and everything your posting clearly proves that.
kwood82 1 year ago
@tibartz Hardly.
CoolerKing37 1 year ago
I love George, but he doesn't shake off the hecklers too well
joezetank 1 year ago
@joezetank It worked here pretty well.
CoolerKing37 1 year ago
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ooh gee george did someone finally take offense to your little perculating 'pope' attack? yet another way to carry out your ongoing anti god/religion/catholicism/love rhetoric? someone actually have a brain in the audience for once? for a guy who claimed during your cute little '7 words' phase that you were an irish catholic actually you're a disgrace to every part of that. wish people understood that you werent about 'religion or no religion', you were just about hate.
nethaeleth 1 year ago
@nethaeleth
You are a complete idiot.
"...didn't give the audience a CHOICE..."
The audience is supposed to LISTEN you stupid moronic fuck. Not scream and interrupt him.
He didn't 'force' his views down anyone. If someone didn't like him, simply change the channel, simply watch another video, simply turn the dial on their radio. Oh wait, I'm trying to argue with logic to a troll.
Nevermind. Just shut the fuck up idiot.
superALable 1 year ago 129
@superALable the trolls frighten easily but they'll be back, and in greater numbers.
mastercrowly 10 months ago
@superALable There's also not go to his show.
DeathnoteBB 6 months ago
@superALable Thank you.....I was going to say it, but I luckily scrolled up before I shut his dumb ass down....
Deciblaster 6 months ago
@nethaeleth
Hate? He's saying that its stupid to believe the man in the sky is up there looking out for you! How is that hate? If you're looking for hate, look up the crusades, the spanish inquisition, our "war on terror" or any one of the countless thousands of occurrences, in which the church and organized religion has led to the rape, maiming and murder of countless millions. We've got enough fucking problems as a species without adding whose imaginary friend is the best, to the list!
stolisoldier 1 year ago 4
@nethaeleth You don't like it? You don't watch it.
Alavanderos 1 year ago
@nethaeleth Talking shit on a dead man? Really?! I hope when you die and go to hell, George is there to fuck you up personally. Until then, he's probably down there hatefucking the shit out of your mother. Go watch Dane Cook and fuck yourself with a pineapple. Your dad should have shot you in your mom's ass, bitch.
TheEMFB 1 year ago
You truly are the load your mother should have swallowed! Stupid Cunt!
deeppurple28 1 year ago
@nethaeleth You're kind of the village idiot, aren't you?
moodysoup 1 year ago
@nethaeleth hes made a hell of a lot more people happy than you ever would if you had 10 lifetimes.
itsuyo211 1 year ago
@nethaeleth maybe you should take your views about George Carlin and throw them into a car fire
Skatanic5589 1 year ago
@nethaeleth you're a fucking moron. easy and simple. you dont know anything about george carlin. if you hate him so much why the fuck are you even on here? its because you're an asshole. plain n simple. just a big fucking asshole. do everyone a favor here and just shut your fucking mouth. just shut it. know one gives a shit about your fucking religious views....at least not here buddy. george carlin full of hate....sounds like you are full of hate. real christian of you to judge...fuck off
bfoot869007 11 months ago
@nethaeleth wow, your comment was removed because too many people didn't agree with you. that sucks.
toemasie 11 months ago
@nethaeleth- Fuck you and your sister and your wife, if you got a kid I hope your fucking kid dies in a car fire. Shut the fuck up and get the fuck out of here.
superlou1s 11 months ago 2
@nethaeleth would someone put a dick in this guys mouth
bartmatton 11 months ago 52
@nethaeleth someone put a dick in this guy's hands. he wants to give someone a hand job
jash808 11 months ago
@nethaeleth seeing as catholics are a disgrace to the human race, nobody cares.
take a look at their history, you dont have to be a genius to know they are responsible for the crusades, inquisitions, and countless other crimes against humanity in the name of your imaginary friend, and some dick who pretends to be better friends with him then everyone else.
ienjoypaninis 10 months ago
awesome
stitcha123 1 year ago
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headcase225 1 year ago
@headcase225
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superALable 1 year ago
George Carlin is better as a heckler than as a comedian. Because he sucks as a comedian.
Bassbait 1 year ago
@Bassbait you're either a really shitty troll or a dim-witted fuck.
headcase225 1 year ago
@headcase225 See? You just did a George Carlin joke right there. All you did was make an observation with a complete lack of humor. In other words, every Carlin joke in existence.
Bassbait 1 year ago
@Bassbait you're quite the fucking genius aren't you? you obviously have no perspective when it comes to stand-up, or comedy, or entertainment, or expression of any kind. there are so many elements to carlin's acts that aren't even worth pointing out to you- the kind of asshole who posts insults on a video of one of the most loved entertainers of our time just so you can rationalize your terribly narrow perspective of shit.
headcase225 1 year ago
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headcase225 1 year ago
@Bassbait Did it ever occur to you that George Carlin was never trying to be funny? He was a philosopher and like many modern day philosophers, he used "comedy"as his media outlet. It's the only way these geniuses can get on air. Wake up and do some research stupid. Maybe go and educate yourself on some of the things George had to say. Come back when you cleanse your brain of mainstream media propaganda.
MsUndeadkitty 6 months ago
@Bassbait rofl your an idiot... everyone has different tastes when it comes to comedy ok? so what if his jokes don't appeal to you? that doesn't mean he isn't good at it... its just not your thing.... SO why the fuck do you go on you tube look the guy up and leave a dunb fucking comment like that? are you 13? if you aren't let me inform you that your maturity level is there...
MrTNL3 1 year ago
@MrTNL3 You see, it's not because his jokes don't appeal to me, it's because he doesn't HAVE jokes. Much like Jon Stewart, although Stewart is tolerable. Carlin has the easiest job in the world. In order to be as funny as George Carlin, you must follow these simple steps:
1.Find something you think is interesting, and say it.
2.Use as many profanities and obscenities as possible.
THERE! I just wrote everything he's ever done FOR him. P.S., you can't call my comment "dunb". That's not a word.
Bassbait 1 year ago
@Bassbait i obviously ment to spell dumb.. it was a typo look down at the keyboard n is beside m... shouldn't take a genius to figure that out... and see what George Carlin does is talk about stupid things or people that everyone has to deal with and presents it in an extravogant, entertaining fashion... what he intending is that the viewer finds it incredibly funny that the stupid person or thing is actually that stupid... i could try and explain it but there is really no point...
MrTNL3 1 year ago
@MrTNL3 You're right, it SHOULDN'T take a genius to figure that out. Then how come YOU didn't when you typed it? You are obviously so frustrated that you can't even type right. However, George Carlin telling you that something is stupid IS NOT COMEDY. It's not traditional, sure, but it's generic and cliche. LOTS OF COMEDIANS DO THIS STYLE, AND EACH ONE OF THEM SUCK. There are few comedians who can pull off being funny and making observations, such as Jim Gaffigan.
Bassbait 1 year ago
@Bassbait ok sorry i did not re-read the comment thus not seeing the typo...this isnt a fucking essay... now that YOU have AGREED that it IS a style of commedy and that certain commedians in that style appeal to you, that makes my original statement that what he is doing is commedy and that it just doesn't appeal to you a true statement. anyways im not going to continue you are a retard with no life if you dont understand what i have said you are too narrow minded and ignorant to debate with
MrTNL3 1 year ago
@MrTNL3 Didn't you just make yourself narrow minded and ignorant by saying that? Jeez, another idiot. Anyway, here's what I have to say to that -
Jim Gaffigan is RADICALLY different from George Carlin, because Jim Gaffigan makes an observation, makes a joke ABOUT the observation, and repeats about the same thing. For example, hot pockets, he goes on for 5 minutes about how bizarre hot pockets are, but he TELLS JOKES. George Carlin REMOVES THE JOKES, THEREFORE REMOVING THE COMEDY. He sucks.
Bassbait 1 year ago
@Bassbait
Are you fucking serious? He doesn't 'REMOVE' the comedy. I've read one of Carlin's books, seen most of his comedy shows, and I must say he has to be the best comedian out there.
Fuck off you silly twat.
superALable 1 year ago 2
@Bassbait how many vids did you watch of him if you watched only one video on youtube and came to that assesment your a moron... his commedy isnt the tradtional i was at this bar and blah blah blah i agree, it is completely different kind of commedy and its ok that you don't find it funny but why bother writting comments on here that a nobody wants to hear and are b false ignorant and stupid. you think its easy to memorise all the words to a performance and perform in front of a large crowd
MrTNL3 1 year ago
@Bassbait Here's a nice little suggestion to help you become a better person than the tasteless, braindead asshole you are :
Kill yourself.
Xxero0 1 year ago
@Xxero0 Oh, the irony. Tasteless? So here's your train of thought - "This guy has no good taste, so therefore he should KILL HIMSELF".
You know what you should do? Get a grip. Realize that not everyone HAS to like Carlin, and realize that my opinion isn't tainted because I don't like Carlin. You obviously won't, because people like you never learn how to respect other people's opinions. In fact, that's what Carlin was all about. Stop breeding ignorance by treating opposition as a threat.
Bassbait 1 year ago
@Bassbait "respect other people's opinions"
Okay, I take it back. You're not tasteless, everything you like is the best shit there is in the world. You're not a fucking moron and instead you're the smartest person in the world, because whatever you say and think is right. Your opinions matter to everyone, or at least they should, and everyone should conform to what you think and not oppose them so you can feel good about yourself and keep feeding your fucking ego.
Now kill yourself.
Xxero0 1 year ago
@Xxero0 Good one. You know what? I'm done. I think you've proven that George Carlin isn't funny, and that you aren't either.
Don't reply to me, you'll be wasting your time.
Bassbait 1 year ago
@Bassbait Have a nice day.
Xxero0 1 year ago
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@Bassbait you're forgetting. carlin DIDN'T respect ANYBODY'S opinion. he FORCED his 'religious' or anti-religious beliefs down everybody's throat. he didn't give the audience a CHOICE he preached athiesm and hate relentlessly. for a guy who had so many loving fans and apparent admirers i don't see why he was so bitter. unless he was trained to be that way by the illuminati of course which is probably hitting the nail right on the head :D
nethaeleth 1 year ago
@nethaeleth ...your a fucking idiot...
ndjm00 1 year ago
@nethaeleth You sound religious you ignorant fuck, organized religion does that on a extremely frequent basis so if George. want's to make some points about religion being all bullshit let him because at least his arguments are not born from ignorance they come from something called intellect but you don't no fuck all about that instead you aimlessly follow and/or defend a mindless religion that along with governments have corrupted this earth and the minds of people like you for centuries.
BeardleProductions 6 months ago
@Bassbait I love how you say not everyone has to like George as a comedian and that they should have thier own beliefs (which is true) yet you keep spewing everlasting garbage about how you hate George, saying how no one should take him seriously. Pot calling the kettle black me thinks. I think the obvious thing here is not that you're angry at the man because you don't find him funny, I think you're upset that while he was alive you didn't get to blow him.
MrPyromaniac3 11 months ago
@Bassbait Congratulations. Every competent comedian ever disagrees with you.
CoolerKing37 1 year ago
@Bassbait You idiot. George Carlin did not want to consider himself a comedian. Rather a philopher with any issue he wants to discuss. So when you comment that he is a better heckler than a comedian you do not even think in the right context of who he is. He is neither a heckler or intending to be a comedian. You are stating the obvious half and making yourself look more stupid closed minded.
BBQFanNo1 11 months ago
there are zero hecklers here, for good reason.
potsiejones711 1 year ago
is he mad? lol
SYB3RPUNK 1 year ago
George Carlin:I ignored them until I was sure that everyone around them was tired of them, And then I said, I would wait for the right thing to come along and I would just turn and I would say Fuck you! You cocksucker! Fuck you and fuck your mother in the asshole with a big rubber dick.
BBQFanNo1 1 year ago
George Carlin: Who the fuck are you, to come here and steal the services that Im offering these people and theyre paying for? You're guilty of theft of services! Why dont you people police up your section? Dont you have a vigilante group in that area? Stab that prick! I would say that. Id say Doesn't anyone have something pointy? It was wonderfully fucking cathartic.
BBQFanNo1 1 year ago
In conversations between the late, great George Carlin and his friend and co-author, Tony Hendra.
George Carlin: It would seem to me that some of the frustration one feels comes out in ones work on stage in, in the umm, in the manner of performing and that is to say the heat that one gives to the things, the urgency, the aggressiveness. There was a lot of outbursts at the audience. Always a particular person, if there was a heckler, I never cobbled hecklers.
BBQFanNo1 1 year ago