Re: Black Baby Takes a Trip

[quackastan1]

planes don't go to mars.

cheques can not be used for time.

go back to school.

[tomken8dy]

@quackastan1

Hyperbole, absurdity.

Google it.

Or go back to school.

[GUYwithMEASLES]

@quackastan1 coming from the person who spelled checks* as cheques. you sir have just embarassed yourself

[Imal00ter20]

Geez, you're a prick. Don't watch it if you don't like it, making a responce to the video just makes you look like a douche.

[tomken8dy]

@Imal00ter20

Somebody SENT me the link sand asked me to make a reaction video.

Don't you pay attention or do you just immediately react?

[Imal00ter20]

@tomken8dy Doesn't matter. If you didn't like the video, there's a little button on the top right corner, it has a little "x" on it. Use it.

[tomken8dy]

@Imal00ter20

There's a little thing in the Constitution called

The Bill of Rights.

It says I can express my opinions.

[pooluke41]

@tomken8dy Theres also a thing called being a Douchbag...

[tomken8dy]

@pooluke41

A friend of mine sent me the link and asked me to do a reaction vid.

I did.

[pooluke41]

@tomken8dy As said before, if you don't like it turn it off, and also, I am guessing you want more views, so you make these videos..

[tomken8dy]

@pooluke41

As I said before, someone SENT me the video link and

ASKED me to post a REACTION VIDEO.

And of course I want more views.

[pooluke41]

@tomken8dy So you rage over a Filler Video?

Its to Fill Time until a New video comes out.

[tomken8dy]

@pooluke41

It's YouTube. I'm a partner. This is what I do.

[pooluke41]

@tomken8dy So, Being a youtube Partner consists of the Duties that are to rage over Videos by people that have more subscribers?

[tomken8dy]

@pooluke41

Well, if I picked on people with fewer subs

people would call me a bully.

silly

[pooluke41]

@tomken8dy Wow, you have too much time on your hands..

[tomken8dy]

@pooluke41 ya think? >_>

[pooluke41]

@tomken8dy Yes... I do..

[walrusguylives]

yo...yo..yoo..too..toook.... advantage of it  O.O

[Fooksalt]

This video is garbage, and wheres the video you can just pull out of your ass? Also it's just a random video that he pulled out of HIS ass but I bet his ass video is better than yours

[tomken8dy]

@Fooksalt

The guy has REAL production equipment and STAFF.

I have a webcam and a $300.00 (my pride and joy :) JVC camcorder.

[laxlag16]

you sound jealous.

[tomken8dy]

@laxlag16

Not jealous, just indignant.

I sometimes work THREE HOURS to produce 30 seconds of video.

I'm lucky if I get 1000 views.

A Top Partner can walk through an airport with a doll baby and get a million views!!

[CourtneyNVO]

Racist.

[tomken8dy]

@CourtneyNVO

Racist???

You're joking, right??

[CourtneyNVO]

@tomken8dy You know, adding extra punctuation doesn't help your cause.

[tomken8dy]

@CourtneyNVO

You MUST be messin w me. ^_^

[CourtneyNVO]

@tomken8dy You know what's funny?

People die EVERY day.

[tomken8dy]

@CourtneyNVO

no, not funny. just part of life.

[TheAlienAdventures]

calm down dude its just a video

[tomken8dy]

@TheAlienAdventures

no such thing as 'just a video'

youtube is the driving force of the universe ....

[TheAlienAdventures]

@tomken8dy WTF!!! Why the hell are you talking about universe, and force? What does that even mean? Youtube is what makes the universe alive? I don't even know...

[tomken8dy]

@TheAlienAdventures  Nope, YouTube is more important than that...

[TheAlienAdventures]

@tomken8dy Are you mental? Are you trying to be funny? Well you're not funny and if you're mental I feel sorry for you. If you're playing a joke, then cut the crap

[tomken8dy]

@TheAlienAdventures

there are subtleties of humor here that either elude you or that you're pretending elude you.

[TheAlienAdventures]

@tomken8dy Well I'm sorry that I'm 14 and I don't understand your adult humor. This is not a laughing matter. And I think I know why you don't find black baby funny. It's because Greg is lucky enough to be middle-aged and still have the same sense of humor when he was younger. By the way, that joke wasn't funny at all. Take a comedy class if you want to be funny. And don't give me this crap that you don't go to school anymore. You can still take it. Let me check 1 minute of my life

[tomken8dy]

@TheAlienAdventures

lol If YOUTUBE ain't the place to laugh, what IS?

[TheAlienAdventures]

@tomken8dy I don't know, maybe freaking TV, movie theater, your house (if your friends are funny), probably places where people have lives!!! Why the heck are you trying to joke with me?!? i am honestly confused by this reaction video and your attitude. You need help... seriously

[tomken8dy]

@TheAlienAdventures

No, when I STOP joking I'm in trouble.

Why shouldn't I joke with you?

This ain't the Spanish Inquisition. This is YouTube.

[madassgamer08]

I HAVE A IDEA FOR YOU. GO FUCKING DIE DICK HEAD.

[tomken8dy]

@madassgamer08

Wow, I can feel the love. :\

[macmann1111]

wow. "take a plane trip, keep on going until you to mars" honestly? pathetic dude. don't like it don't watch it!!!!

[tomken8dy]

@macmann1111

A friend of mine sent it to me and asked me to do a reaction video.

[pwned2888]

I want a check for 1:39 seconds of my life.

[tomken8dy]

@pwned2888

Would Pay Pal be OK?

[pwned2888]

No, but YouTube would be better off if you decided to play the choking game and killed yourself.

[tomken8dy]

@pwned2888

Gee, how sweet.  xoxo

[rootvalue]

Oh, man! It's a shame your precious time was wasted!

[gregnator]

i think your jelouse cuz mediocre made much views and subscribers with stupid videos like that...

think about it... try making stupid vidz your self WITHOUT you being the star.. maybe youll get as high as... uuhm... most watched this day?

[tomken8dy]

gregnator

I could tell you it's all drama but that would spoil the drama.

True, I'm not a big star.

[BlueBajs]

I think the video is probably the best thing ever made by mankind. Now prove me wrong.

[Vpyramide]

the worst for the whole "stupid video with a lot of views" has got to be fred,

you should rant on that :)

[tomken8dy]

@Vpyramide

I don't understand Chipmunk.  lol

[poland1230]

@tomken8dy so funny.

[tomken8dy]

@poland1230 i try

[carltbird]

relax homie.....i can hear your arteries hardening from here. i agree he fell off with this one, but most of his stuff is good.

[tomken8dy]

@carltbird

Just for the record my cholesterol is perfect

and my cardiovascular health is excellent.

I pride myself on that.

Sushi and exercise, bro.

When I "fall off" I fall off the edge of the Earth!

Oh, to be a Top Partner!!!

[carltbird]

o.k. o.k.....geeez! sorry about the artery crack, but i was agreeing with you bub, he (mediocre) fell off not you! calm down you silly new york mick!

[tomken8dy]

@carltbird

Don't let the name fool ya.

I'm a guinea! LOL

[Zito773]

agreed black baby video is lame but it kicks this andrew dice clay wanna be dushebags ass.

[tomken8dy]

Zito773

You mean my accent?

I was born and raised in New York, chief.

I really talk like this.

[Smileyisgreat]

Face it mate- Youtube is MADE FOR crap.

Shuttup

[tomken8dy]

Smileyisgreat

I WOULD tell you to go f*** yourself.

- But you're correct...

[Smileyisgreat]

well then there you go.

[itsmike7]

calm down dude. its just a video

[tomken8dy]

itsmike7

I vid, therefore I AM.

[TheVislo]

this is retarded..big deal if you dont like it dont making such a fucking dumbass video of you complaining about 1 random video... he tries to make a video everyday thats why its so random...i think its creative tbh

[markquimby82]

i want a check for 1:39 of my life back. the only thing worse than watching a pointless video, is watching a person whine about a pointless video. My opinion is that you are jealous that mediocre films can put no effort into a video and get 50 times more views than something you spent hours on. I get it. Now get over it. If you aren't someone already, youtube probably won't make you somebody. I could be wrong.......

[tomken8dy]

markquimby82

That's the whole point.

I spend hours on a single video and try to produce quality.

I'll just have to cross my fingers and hope for 200,000 more subscribers.

[TheJoeparker]

black baby is a funny idea, it might even be the simplicity of it that makes it great. And many of the top partners also spend hours editing their work. you might not like their stuff, but hundreds of thousands of others do.

[tomken8dy]

TheJoeparker

If I did it how many views would I get?

[TheJoeparker]

probably not very many, but thats youtube for you. some good ideas never get seen

[tomken8dy]

TheJoeparker

My point exactly.

I often spend hours editing and polishing a one minute video.

I put a lot of work into it so that half my FX don't even LOOK like FX.

[tnkfe]

Dude :P your a retard. People like you shouldnot be on youtube :) You look like a fat turd XD Go get a life =)

[GaaraFan127]

You don't have to respond to every comment, dude. It's no big deal, people are gonna hate your videos, or they're gonna like them. You're also just complaining about stuff we all know. Chris Crocker gets millions of views, we, as regular YouTubers, live with it. You sir, need to live with the fact that some people/partners make all crappy videos, and they still get views. No matter how much work they put in. So really, just suck it up.

[tomken8dy]

GaaraFan127

The people who make comments, rate and sub MADE me a partner.

I try to respond to as many people as I can.

And I'm resigned to the way things are but

just let me growl and snarl about it a little.

I often spend three hours editing and doing FX on a 50 second video only to get 300 views while the Big Dogs slop out manure for 50,000 views in one day.

So just let me growl.

It makes me feel better. lol

[GaaraFan127]

Wouldn't it just be better to leave comments alone? Easier for you, easier for your viewers/haters. Just write an angry letter and send away, I guess. There's no reason to be hatin'. Respect.

[isthatway1]

You are like black baby, why u qq so much. Fatty

[tomken8dy]

isthatway1

qq? No, pew pew.

I aint whining.

[nuajahgile]

HATER!!! if you don't have nothing nice to say... you should probably drink a cup of shut the FUCK up... so the video wasn't that good... why make a video about it???

[tomken8dy]

nuajahgile

I'll tell you why.

I spend HOURS editing even my one minute videos.

I break my back adding finishing touches and FX

that half the time don't even look like FX.

I put in time and effort and make QUALITY videos.

I'm lucky if I get 400 views.

A top partner carries a baby doll through an airport

and gets 55,000 views.

[Childsd]

That guy isn't a "top partner". He's an actor that makes what I assume is a modest living with bit parts in made for tv movies and commercials. Your effects are limited to irrelevant background music and a green screen. Your content is nothing more than you complaining. You don't even have the wit to make your temper tantrums entertaining. You need to either stop obsessing over how many views you get, or start making videos worth watching.

[tomken8dy]

Childsd

MediocreFilms 260,225 subscribers

mediocrefilms2 25,622 subscribers

plus several others.

He's a top partner

And if you don't like my videos, don't watch them.

[Maj0ra]

failed sensor BEEEEP my ass so yeah failed. Also, it's cause he's black, always trying to hold the black baby down. FUCK THE WHITE MAN!

[tomken8dy]

Maj0ra

You're a nut job.  hehehehe

[Maj0ra]

@tomken8dy hahahah yeah I'm kidding, but hey are you kidding as well or no?

[tomken8dy]

Maj0ra

You mean about the video?

No, I'm pretty much serious.

That total CRAP got 54,426 views!!

I work damn HARD on my videos but

the Big Dogs can put out any kind of garbage

and go viral with it!!

[Maj0ra]

@tomken8dy That video is priceless, it's SOOOO funnny in a sense you have to realize how dumb and strange it is, you know? the guy with the sign that says black baby is the icing on the cake as well.

[tomken8dy]

Maj0ra

Yeah, you're right.

But with all their resources they SHOULD have

come up with something better!

[Maj0ra]

@tomken8dy I think it's pretty good, I'll check out more of your videos as well :D

[redneckracer2004]

spa spa spit it out junior!!

[Arenal0]

It's because he's black right?

[tomken8dy]

lol It's a baby doll !!

[Arenal0]

hehe

[tomken8dy]

Arenal0

wiseguy.  ;D

[tomken8dy]

mysterygirls96

Lambisinclair is a woman who made a private video that got out and went viral.

She has a bad temper and said many bad things to her tormentors.

[mysterygirls96]

lmao. i wanna cheque for that. lmao!!! yes, we should all get cheques for time wasted. i kindof liked it though. it was weird and random in a weird and random way. soz, but for some reason it made my lmao. :P

[bugsme10]

i heard you tube

makes sure our vids are not viewed.

they want us little channels to go away.

great video. ******

[choirgrrl]

100% agreed. I enjoy most of their videos, but this had no point or plot- just a baby doll in an airport. *yawn*

[babyrapor]

A plane that could physically make it to Mars would be awesome.

[mysterygirls96]

omhe i would defo get on that plane!

(omhec means oh my homosexual edward cullen...twilight reference) LOL

[tomken8dy]

mysterygirls96

There goes $500

[mysterygirls96]

SHITfuck. You know im broke right? lol. so, answer my question about Lambisinclair!!!

[mrsir4]

Some of the stuff mediocrefilms do is decent but most of it sucks these days. I don't know what gave them the idea that a grown man taking a black baby doll with him on a flight would be successful. And that was all it was, the video went nowhere and had no point to it whatsoever

[tomken8dy]

mrsir4

Right now it has 47,357 views.

[freemaster97]

your old dont be on youtube PLEASE!!!!!!

[BlitzkriegCorps]

Lol, agreed here at Blitzkrieg. Mediocrefilms are now.... Less than mediocre? His previous films were good. Retarded Policeman series was very successful, but I think he is off the wagon with this idea. Agreed with you, the video sucks.

Blitz.

[tomken8dy]

BlitzkriegCorps

47088 views.

He made some money from it.

I wish I could get so many views on my

less-than-mediocre vids!!

[BlitzkriegCorps]

You'll get your day! I'm now a subscriber.

[tomken8dy]

@BlitzkriegCorps

Maybe one day I'll be the King of Google.

[SnicksProductions]

haha u sound like my grandfather

[tomken8dy]

SnicksProductions

Thanks.. I think.

Your grandfather is pretty dang young.

Did he ever take a ride in a Delorean

Time Machine??

[SnicksProductions]

its not a diss its just whenever i show him a yt video he says how stupid they are

[tomken8dy]

SnicksProductions

Oh. Thought it mighta been another shot at my age.

I'm really not that old. :)

I think ur grandfather is right at least 80% of the time.

But that's what YouTube is all about.

Dumb, stupid videos!

Ask him what he thinks of THIS one !!! lol

[damarei]

TL;DW

It's called "comedic timing."

You probably missed the part where the guy is holding the "Black Baby" sign, and Black Baby displays surprise via body language.

But that's because you're an idiot.

And it's pronounced "Garr-bage", not "gahbuj"

[tomken8dy]

damarei

If you or I did "comedic timing" with a BABY DOLL

in an airport we'd get 12 views and 10 hate comments.

btw

I'm from New York.

That's just my accent.

Go f*** yourself.

[damarei]

You would get 12 views because you're a creepy old man vying for attention on youtube.

[tomken8dy]

damarei

And that was your final insult.

You're blocked, buttercup.

[Peachis911]

roflmfao this the best reaction i could ever ask for lol

[tomken8dy]

Peachis911

Ur gettin a link, kiddo!! :))

[dannyy1224]

whats up your butt

[tomken8dy]

dannyy1224

A black baby doll. lol

[CrystalYaris]

omg! That was lame! I don't feel so bad about the crap I've posted lol

[tomken8dy]

@CrystalYaris

Mine or "Black Baby?" hehe

[CrystalYaris]

"black baby" definitely

[tomken8dy]

@CrystalYaris

Just checking. lol

[CrystalYaris]

I could have been a little more clear, ya know. lol

[tomken8dy]

@CrystalYaris

Oh, you know I was fishing for compliments. :p

[CrystalYaris]

haha yeah

[mallen4000]

2 baby boys where on the floor playing with a fire truck (one white one black),an adult walked into the room and seperated the two.Thats when they noticed that they where different from each other

[anthritVlog]

lol ... I am going to have to check this out.

[tomken8dy]

@anthritVlog

Have an air sickness bag handy.

[kyleauger09]

Also, it's impossible to take a plane to Mars.

[tomken8dy]

kyleauger09

That was hyperbole.

A deliberate exaggeration to achieve

a dramatic/comedic effect.

[kyleauger09]

It's a Youtube video, why censor the word fuck?

[timothywyatt72]

I think YouTube partners are required to censor their videos. TheAmazingAtheist bitches about people getting away with more than he does.

[tomken8dy]

@timothywyatt72 Correct.

[Jorgenator1]

I got a song to fit your final quote

Static-X with Anything But This

I must warn you though, it's not for the sensitive of hearing :O

But the lyrics kinda match

[tomken8dy]

@Jorgenator1

Industrial/noise music?

[Jorgenator1]

Nopez, Metal but not quite Iron Maiden :PP

[tomken8dy]

Jorgenator1

THAT I can handle

[Jorgenator1]

:D

What time is it over at your end??

[tomken8dy]

@Jorgenator1

6:34PM

[sakahowdah]

Hey I got a great video of paint drying and another of corn growing..!

[tomken8dy]

@sakahowdah

Corn is exciting!!

[AlSaysIt]

Just watched that video... Ugh... I have seen a toothbrush with more entertainment values.

[tomken8dy]

@AlSaysIt

Especially a battery operated one!!

[angie112277]

I'm sick of the viral videos of people getting hurt! I hate them most of all. I don't like seeing people in pain ♥

[tomken8dy]

angie112277

In total agreement, Angie.

Shows like "America's Funniest..." are one of the reasons I don't watch TV.

[redshift40]

I agree...That video was beyond stupid. But look at the most popular video's on youboob on any given day...it's ALL crap. I just don't get people anymore. Is it just me? ...or does almost everyone who posts video's use the term "Random" fuck do I hate that random word. Isn't it done to death? Kind of like LOL was 5 years ago. I'll make a video and call it "Me at home epically bored, randomly singing, dancing and cutting my toenails"

[tomken8dy]

redshift40

Yeah, "random" is becoming the new "awesome."

Sorta

[PuppyZwolle]

There is an amount of talent though. Making worse crap that you takes effort. Not just anybody can do that.

;^)

[tomken8dy]

PuppyZwolle

YT ate my comment.

I WILL find you -

[Zoink555]

They don't make trips any good these days!! And half the wankers who just smoke weed put themselves into a psych ward for it LOL wankers wouldn't handle a trip if they stuff up on just weed. Naa crack would bend them! Send it all to me! :)

[Zoink110]

Tell your black friends to send me some of their LSD trips OK? :)

Thanks Mate!

[NoWittyNamesLeft]

Yeah, that wasn't funny. But to me, neither is Fred. He gets a few more views than 32,000. It's all about perspective.

[tomken8dy]

NoWittyNamesLeft

Fed gets a LOT more than 32,000

[Z4rifion]

I'm not going to watch it, just so it doesn't get more views. my video on my old account (ClanNecrolyte) I put up about a year ago and it has 341,000 views. I hate that video, it was garbage in my opinion. Everyone seems to love it though, though the quality and effects were a disaster.

[retrozim]

I love you.

...not like that.

[vikingjustice15]

EXCELLENT!

[TheBoomhahaha]

ok...it really is crap and to be honest id rather watch something that came outta your ass...lol

[KashaiSakur]

FACK YOU BIC BOI

[TheBoomhahaha]

good job on copying a line from another person's videos, dickhead

[KashaiSakur]

So what mothafucka

[3slimdog]

Whatever Tom. I didn't see it and don't want too. Thanks for the warning.

[tomken8dy]

3slimdog

32,000+ views.

Good Lord......

[TDanceSchool09]

put the link up bro...

[CanadianBeaver]

Peace and Love!

[Thrabit]

lamo

[MsBurpy]

Oh I have a video on black babies too!!

**Giggles**

Only about 60 views Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!

xoxo

[edenbainbridge]

hi five!!!

xoexo

[Counter4Dead]

wow 2 videos really quick

[tomken8dy]

Counter4Dead

I shot them early today then edited them.

[Counter4Dead]

AH i see

[MsBurpy]

TaDa!!!!

xoxo

[tomken8dy]

MsBurpy

FIRST!!! hehe