Bill Bailey's Bunker Blog (7): Rats - We Have Done You Wrong

[itismehonest]

*ting ting ting* What's that sound?

Oh, just the debasing of the currency of existence.

[waulrus68]

I never had you down as a Rat quisling.

No, no Mr Bailey!!!

I HATE RATS & they deserve no sympathy.

'orrible slimy sewer dwelling things.

They make my flesh crawl.

By the way, thought you were great in Saving Grace. So no hard feelings eh?

[richieblackhearted]

BOW TO THE MIGHTY GUITAR THAT IS "THE BEAST"!!

[MrHEC381991]

...unless the apes claim victory first.

[Splendliferous]

That budgie/canary/bird thing...is that real? Surely it isn't...

[ISN1P3DI]

@Splendliferous its a cockatoo :D

[tuxyboo]

Nice combolin you got there mr bailey.

[newsblokcom]

more welcome than William Hague - damn right Bill!

[siezoo]

All praise Bill Bailey - Guru for the 21st Century. Tell us, oh wise one, what mind altering drugs you use to unleash these wise words - 'cause I definately want some of that shit!

[conconmagraw]

where did you get that guitar????????????? my boyfriend would explode if he saw that!

[Snoflakeochaos]

I want that guitar D:

[neil73]

Human slaves, in a rodent nation! Ah AAAAAAAh A A AAAAah!

[domboulding]

I want that guitar

[joe89nufc]

the rat community? sounds like hes describing a council estate in Sunderland lol

[Hysteria98]

That bird is so tame, how did you get it into that vest, is that why he has a black eye?

HAVE YOU BEEN BASHING BIRDS AGAIN, BAILEY?

[DeadParrotJones]

I was nearly 2 1/2 minutes into the video before I noticed the title... Great admiration for Bill Bailey (and a few beers) will do that to you!

[rudejoni]

"more welcomed than William Hague" ... quality

[InanDante]

Pied Piper would be proud.

Praise to the rats! \m/

[spacecowboy5000]

That definitely sounds like a Medieval madrigal. Or at least like an old Jethro Tull tune.

[A16AdamWalker]

*holds bill close to torso* sssssh ssssh ssssh it's ok little fella horrible mr rat can't hurt you ever again

[skunkradioDOTnet]

12 string, 6 string, 5 string bass, 4 string bass... and then what are the 2 on the bottom? mandolins? thats so freaking awesome xD

[elspud16]

Please tell me that this bunker is in your house...

[ThePhantomMonk]

Wow that guitar blows John Otway's double necked one out of the water!!!

[TalesOfWar]

Let's hope the rats side with us in an insect nation, when it inevitably happens next year.

[MattDarez]

That parrot is tripping me out!!!

[petro1986]

Bill! that guitar is for giant spiders! you should mutate a tarantula to become the great one arachnid band!

[razhidiz]

I was too distracted by the number of guitars bill was playing!!

BUT, will this mean that we should shift our efforts from fighting the insect nation apocalypse and focus on the rat apocalypse?

[beatchef]

Bill, maybe you should start a peace treaty with Ambassador Roland Rat, perhaps bring some Toblerone :)

[jakobkaae]

funny... im sitting with a large pack og Toblerone aswell... suddenly i feel closer related to Bill

[TheEditingShop]

I certainly hope you play this at the Oxford gig on the 5th of November =)

[craigybus1]

Is he sponsored by Tobelerone? LOL

[adam15curly]

Im pretty sure ive seen this already...hmm

[TECHSMEX]

@adam15curly These are part of a series on The Guardian at the moment. Its good that you can also see them here too.

[SpiritmanProductions]

That guitar looks like it symbolises some of the weird experiments we've perpetrated on rats. It's cool, though. ;)

[oODUCKSOo]

YYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS



[LosDTenaces]

What is that wondrous instrument?

[TECHSMEX]

@LosDTenaces It is called The Beast.

[robotichedgehog]

THE GUITAR!

[mwillis1000]

Your one of my fav comedians, this is why! XD

[vibraphonics]

Yeah! Insect domination was so 1995!

[XLStress]

I see what you did there.