HOW TO BE AN ASSASSIN BASICS

[MrLolcats456]

dude that was the bigges tpiece of shit in my life do some real parkour im 11 and i can do better parkour than u btw if this video had a face i would punch it

[intefare]

u are fucking bullshit noob !

[MultiTimo96]

Step 1: That is really the worst thing i've ever seen

Step 2: LEARN PARKOUR?! WTF u just JUMP from a garage ? That's Parkour ?! alright man

Step 3: Get ur ugliest gloves and show it in a fully failed video

Step 4: Yes i think Assassin's made Push Ups HAHAHA :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Step 5: I was laugthing like SHIT that i missed that point and can't remember it

[RndmVideoProductions]

@SonicTheHedgehogJr50

Is right. You need to learn. Be a man! parkour where we can see! And assassins dont teleport! And yes, he is the one in the black hood.

[SonicTheHedgehogJr50]

No matter what, this sucks. I'm thirteen, and I am in the middle of making a movie about assassins. What you need to be an assassin, is skill. And you sir, have almost none. I'm typing this on my iPod, so I have no idea what channel I'm using, but RndmVideoproductions is where I'm posting the movie: Assassination Chronicles. Maybe you can learn a thing or two. I'm the one with the black hood, when it gets uploaded.

[HristovEmil]

what the f***

[kornisx]

Step 1: Get a new Face!

Step 2: get assassin costume like Gamerdock's

Step 3: buy a hidden blade...

Step 4: delete this video and make real toturial about parkour :DDD

[perseenreika0000]

If u can assasinate me, you can take all my money and my playstation and everything you can carry. I still think that if you come near of me, I will beat shit out of you. Skinny little cunt.

[kornisx]

dude, if you want be assassin ,but not idiot i can send u free hidden blade xD FAIL

[WaTarru]

step 1 : Go get a life

Step 2 : GET THE WEAPON

Step 3 : Ur not even like assasin.

step 4 : u should run on that jump -.-

Step 5 : Ur not even teleport

AND THE LAS GO GET A NEW LIFE

[coolperson1134]

so white...

[cpmcsr42]

Definition of an assassin:

a murderer, especially one who kills a politically prominent person for fanatical or monetary reasons

See? KILLING. Not free running. You're just referring to an ability in a video game.

[cphama7]

@cpmcsr42 he sad basics you misread but still a useless vid

[21rege]

Step 2: buy a ladder and put it on the opposite side of your house.

[TheEveningEagle]

Meh... T_T

[TheEpicVietGuy]

WERE THE FK IS THE HIDDEN BLADES?

[Happyization2]

you clearly have no idea what parkour is also you can never "learn" parkour fully you are always learning thats kind of the point and finally whats up with that shed thing at 0:51 thare was a jump meaning you cut the footage to give you time to climb on to the roof using a ladder or whatever it was that was hiding behind the shed

[Evan3605]

0.19 THE BEST TIME TO WEAR A STRIPPED SWEATER IS ALL THE TIME

[CHROMExGAMES]

Not sure if Troll or Retarded?!?!

[Ezio120Pyroboobiez]

I have a hidden blade a hook blade and a full assassin's suit from the game and I am an assassin if you want to join you need a red assassin's suit and the following weapons then traning comes to hand

[TheGurpreetrai]

you need a hidden blade

[IamMeLetMeBe]

Also wheres your blades? Assassins kill people duhhh

[ridasKSEuk]

seriously dude you probably get bullied enough without doing shit like this

[assassinuderhood]

okay you are missing 3 things or more but ill only explain 3 1 when you teleported you just paused the camra 2 you used a latter to do that pakuor crap and3 shouldnt you jacket be black or white? dude ultimate fail

[BuNNYxMafia]

@assassinuderhood ladder RETARD NOT LATTER

[TeamColourHD]

Giant dddddddddiiiiiiicccccckkkkk :@

[BlackAddictz]

0:56 I laughed so hard if he fell through that roof of the most retarded house I've ever see in my live, no offense.

[michaelmjk1]

that not parkour you fucking retard you climbed on to a seven foot house me and my friends trained for 4 years and we can run up 12 ft walls

[TheHDierks2]

I'm sorry but.. this was crap. If you really could do parkour, actually climb where we could see (not behind where there is most likely a ladder) and why would we need fingerless gloves? I didnt see any boomboxes around. Also when you "teleported" the car must have learned how to too. Also on about your seventh push up, you looked like you were struggling so about your arm back and leg strengh.. Yea I'm sorry

[lonleykat]

1st Off he plays to many video games 2nd it was a ladder behind the house

[Lawerance2]

2:24

[Lawerance2]

2:26

[mrmouwan]

please safe the world delete this video, btw: how came this video between all those good videos witch stand right now -->

[mrmouwan]

step 5: be a grown up

step 6: don't look like a nerd

step 7; get a weapon (so you don't have to ask someone to kill them self)

step 8: forget the fist 4 steps

[TheTrebor1001]

you are an Ass-Ass-In

[MqXoRqeNeRaL]

0:55 ''shame because of a ladder''

[Al3xA4Parkour]

Step number 1 : YOU NEED A GOOD SWEATHER OMG

[helptheflyingninjas]

push ups do not work your legs

[TheHowto33]

That was crap at least u got some stuff right

[iIMiles5112]

oh come on if i would do a vid it would be much more awesomer but no one wuld watch it :/

[snuckels1]

Ready? Ok on 3... 1... 2... 3!!! Why the hell did i click on this video???and why the fuck does it have more than 2 views?!?!?!

[moddinboy2639]

i wan to be an assassins so i can get revenge on the people that destroyed my life, but no offense but you got probably the hoodie, gloves, and parkour right.

[djhynes4321]

hay look at the dislikes it is a liphsber

[dazzyelgordo]

You sir, Get a life.

[RobloxUEF]

can i tell when you teleported!? no shit I can! the screen goes darker!

[silvernight345]

you are totally wrong with all the stuff in this vid

[ChrisJack2000]

this video is fuck



[mishyswordslover123]

future assassins. we're screwed! thumbs if you agree

[lawlbiker]

If this was my kid. I would hit him in the mouth

[craigpc00]

Learn parkour or buy a ladder from BaQ

[djlocman3]

1. Stop playing video games to often.

2. A black hoodie would be better.

3. Video edititng doesn't make you an assasin.

4. Try going to school, you missed the bus.

[lilskaterboy722]

u just used a fucking ladder bitch not parkour

[icychu1]

FAKE!!!!!



[VAKRangerwieldVAK]

What about the next step? Brutally kill someone as an 8 year old.

[tomgab1234]

Fake and gay

[Knightofzero1000]

Gay gay gay

[hissatsu23]

it really takes you an hour to get from the end of the road and back assassin my ass and not all assassins use sweaters actually i dont think any of them do also not all assassins need to learn parkour

[TheDeathSphere]

Why do Assassins need a sweater? They don't get cold.

[MbJ7930]

What the Fuck

[Joedays1]

No comment cause if I call you a fucking faggot people are gonna bitch saying "he was just trying to have fun leave him alone!!".....but honestly dude.get some pussy and stop re-an acting video games...

[IveBeenOutshined]

What the FUCK.....

[dobby213]

well that was shit

[gigaro1888]

its amusing me how slow you are, cant jump regularly of a roof, says "there are stupid people out there who would do stuff with weapons stupidly" on the description and the most important thing:

YOU DON'T FUCKING KILL ANYONE

[jconv99]

1.you are slow 2. You do girl push ups 3. You are a fag 4. You can't jump off a 6 foot roof lol

[jconv99]

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA FAG

[JEOTERREX]

Have you ever kill? -.-

[EkoParkour]

that is some sick parkour bro..

[SNAKERLIAM96]

2:17 *people on bus* " Oh my god a retard chasing us put the gas down"

[339justdoit]

This is how... Dont be like him

[MoleDownunder]

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*fake

[Voltzap]

i can do everything apart from pus ups cant do one

[HumDumNum]

The virginity is strong with this one

[XsyconX38]

@HumDumNum very

[BrotherhoodHL2]

@HumDumNum the originality is weaker with this one

[simonmartin1234]

@HumDumNum yeah cause hes ten

[kidcaleb24]

you can tell the dude dont know parkour he frickin climbed a ladder on the other side of the house. pathetic

[cheser556]

lol in brotherhood what are u ezio

[benchwarmer30000]

RETARD

[cedi13p]

step 1: dress up normal to blend with people

step 2: kill you as a target without being noticed

step 3: respect.... requiescant in pace

[drawfreak100]

hahaha in the brotherhood who are you Ezio

[AliDRGzZ]

3 mins and 5 secs of my life wasted. i could have become and assasin in that time!!! :(:(:(

[ggilmore12]

i want to be an assassin so i can be a better fighter and protect innocent people

[xRebelx2010]

You should be shot.....

[222greekman]

NOOB try learning self defence you of all people should learn that if your gonna be an "assassin" wich u probaly just think is someone who kills people out of nowhere when its ome one who kills someone like a president or someone like that.

[jayrockthesun]

he went up a ladder

[haruga]

lol satire

[xKoruptionzZ]

LOL FKIN RETARD



[98gamerkid]

f'kin noob!!!

[Tha3runninArtist]

I don't think this guy knows what an assassin is... To be an assassin you have to kill an iconic figure like a president or a member of the royal family... 

[filipcs1]

OMG noob !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TheEde009]

Noob



[NIKOLA19909]

Step 5 :Kill your self !!!!!!!! :P

[resyncronised]

2:17. Crap I missed the Bus!

[rocklikeluda]

hey man I really want to be an assassin and be part of the brotherhood and I won't do stupid things with the weapons

[blue25011]

fag!!!!



[blackbearbushcraft]

.....RUNS OUTA CAMMRA VIEW AND CLIMBS LADDER TO THE ROOF, LEAPS OF 7 FOOT SHED!!!! OH FUCK NAH HES NOT AN ASSASSIN HES A MUTHER FUNKIN GOOOOOD!.....stop imbarasing your self, i jumped off bigger shit when i was 4.

[dbgtmaster10]

fingerles gloves?

what about finger prints

[david919771]

Good video bro ignor them other bitches

[crazybro3333]

ugh dude u really need to work on ur parcore running and bieng able to get on ur roof then jump down isnt parcore it is if u climb up it quickly and can jump of into a tuck and roll and not break a bone doing it then ur just getting started ok....have a nice day

[pebbleslover1000]

why do u guys have too be so mean?

[themasterofheros1]

at 2:25

[DUMPGaming]

wow u can jump of a small roof and run and do pushups who cant

[ZABERCAN99]

Its obvious this kid did the motion capture for Assassins Creed.

[gianox99]

this is fake parkour ¬¬

[iLikeMusic212]

your a fucking kid, and a weak one

[dfraun6775]

push ups work your chest, not arms, back, and legs. Fingerless gloves leave fingerprints. Please don't hurt yourself or anyone else. Assassins are not cool, spread peace and love.

[darkmo56]

fingerless gloves...nah kid i have been in the assasin job for 15 years and fingerless glove just leaves your fingerprints on the scene

[Lazypackmule]

@darkmo56 You worked for 15 years to learn that?

That's fucking pro right there.

[Rhdtv2]

Ok #1 what are the FUCKIN fingerless gloves for

#2 when the does parkour have to do with a latter

And #3 where's your hidden FUCKIN blade

Not your finger a stabbing object do you under stand by :)

[alex081800]

dude that was so.............retarded

[redxephos90]

Running by the camera and climbing a ladder is not parkour!

[WolfRenegades]

Dude, I"m pretty sure that's exactly how to NOT become and a assassin...if your wanna be like Ezio or Altair, be super fit and cut off your ring finger...

[dudey223]

You have inspired me to become an assassin i would like to know if you would give me more advanced training?

[m2dis123]

You climbed from the ladder up there =D

[crazypeteandfriends]

u stink



[FlamingProductionz]

Assassins dont wear glasses :/

[ChaosoneX]

...I seriously hope you guys are just being facetious and not REALLY expecting a vid on how to be an assassin...

[EdHorlick]

GOOOD FUCCCKKKINGGGG DAMMMITTTT ITS ANOTTHER FUCKING NOOB  OKAY #1. YOU NEED A SWEATER IT CALLED A FUCKING HOODIE DUMBASS AND YOUR GOD DAMN KNEES WERE TOUCHING THE GROUND AND THE BROTHERHOOD? WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS LIKE FUCKING X MSSION LIKE WAT THE FUCK AND UR PROBABLY JUST CLIMBING A LATTER IN THE BACKGROUND AND IF YOU COULD REALLY DO PARKOUR YOU WOULD JUST CLIB UP IN FRONT OF THE CAMERA AND LAST THING I HAVE TO SAY IS OMFG GAD DAMMIT MORE DROWING POOL THEY SUCK AND HAVE A NICE DAY!!!

[Gamersunitespeople]

@xGuitarRaiderx

But you have to do it in an Assassin's way... if not your just a murderer.

[X2FIRE3]

Who make so a video? i just kik you.

[00123stephen]

what a fucking sweater and parkour you think i'm an idiot i know the trick running and teleport you only pause it and your push ups your feet is not moving

[clvrusrname]

I hope someone assasinates you that was just horrible, your "parkour" was nothing more than a bitch jump, make it interesting do a frontflip or something if you fell you might get more likes

[TheD3xtorial]

@clvrusrname

yeah and anyway in assassins creed, they run up walls and grap hold of ledges going over the edge of the building, not climb up a ladder onto a wendy house.

[NarutimateArtist1911]

Assassins find the most simplest ways, YET SMARTEST ways. Not run a short road and teleport. :P

[CJGamer01]

nor do they use a ladder to get up buildings and no you don't need fingerless gloves maybe include me I just kicked out of school for stabbing someone with a butter knife and tried to run away but got cut off this kids a fucking cunt

[CJGamer01]

Assassins don't wear FUCKING GLASSES

[Reflox1]

What the fuck did I just watched

[MrPepo5]

are you fucking kidding me?

[federicoplatz]

sucks dude

[xXchaselXx]

That sucks

[xGuitarRaideRx]

How to be an assassin? Just kill someone LOL

[heyspy]

@xGuitarRaideRx hahaahahhaha



[DUMPGaming]

@xGuitarRaideRx for money

[crazybro3333]

@xGuitarRaideRx well kill somebody and make it look stealthy then get away undetected ;)

[bogdan8111]

step one...stop the sound.

step two: put this cretin in top 10 stupid kids

[curtiswicked]

Change the title how to be a faggot basics

[BobMarleyGamer]

this is just lame, dude. needs more geek'ness in it

[jakdaripper100]

you climbed ud a ladder

[stealthking19]

HOW THE FUCK I GOT HERE I STOPED AT 0:39

[azzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzza5]

fucking hwell takre 10 minutes to get your gloves on

[2Javelin]

wow u can skip a video saying ur teleporting and need a life loser

[MrMahowned]

you need to learn parkour

[TheKendo1999]

hey no haters he is just a guy who got bored and made this video so shut the FUCK up u all are jeolous cause u can't teleport

[TheKendo1999]

2:26 he teleports

[iliketoplagtasa]

Ever heard of a relationship you fucking looser?

[llbrell]

im a girl do u want to fuck me u loosr

[TheKendo1999]

@llbrell if he wants to fuck u or if e wants to fuck with u lol u messed up ha

[llbrell]

i really want to kill u 

[GhOsTxsTr1keR]

is this a joke or are you actually being serious?

[JamesAIexander]

Yep 9 push ups a day should just about do it.

[TheKendo1999]

@JamesAIexander ha yeah that about does it ha ha

[cubancigarman22]

FAGGOT!!!!!!!!!

[tbdmAsshy]

HOW TO BE A FAGGOT BASICS

[gjjunco]

EZio Doesnt have fingerless gloves.. this kid didnt play assasins creed series

[TheSerbianGuitar]

I KNOW HOW FINGERLESS GLOVES LOOK LIKE DONT PUSH THEM IN THE CAMERA -_-

[BoxofStuffVideos]

Biggest tool ever....

[IGoPress]

1:49 - 1:55 He's Doing Girl Pushups.

[thelonewolf822]

Haha you cut out the footage of you running to the end and came back

[project1156]

omg he stole darth vaders light saber wait no thats the dislike bar

[HcaVideosrule]

I can do parkour and this guy uses a ladder seriously dude wow

[thelastuppercut]

a child which wants to be an assassin

[RayxBakax3]

2:12 he's running after the bus b/c he missed it xD

[XxlouiboyxX]

Push-ups don't work your legs, they work triceps, back, chest and abdominals (how cool am I to comment about this)

[Cavar21]

you guys all need to chill out..he's just a kid..everyone was..

[bronwhard]

your retarded mate!

[1111assassins]

this is not assassins this is a stupid kid

[hieroglyf01]

@1111assassins exactly

[DovakiinSkyrim]

Never attempt the impossible. In this case:Trying to become an assassin or be anywhere like an assassin...

[FlubberGamez]

YOU SUCK AT LIFE LITTLE NERD

[potato332]

This is a joke, right? If not, I honestly feel bad for you. That was really sad. By the way, literally none of that was relevant to assassinations...

[ophemert100]

don't fuck with assasin's creed and you fuck with it (dislike)

[tailsfreakfan]

yeah fingerless gloves, get your finger prints on everything you touch

[jaezredchaulssin]

Assassins are fun in games, and its good to try to improve yourself however you can, but in truth if you want to be a good soldier, you have to develop a new skill everyday, learn new things every day. If you can manage that, one day you might be an average soldier.

Did you see how many people laughed at you? Prove em wrong from now on man :) Just protect the innocent and don't ever fight with people you don't understand. Good men are always hated, and the truth is never easy to see.

[epicfail8798]

you have to be anonymous of society or change your name, and looks and either grow a beard or or shave your hair too, need a client(s) a weapon and know basic or advanced parkour to get out of troublesome situations too.