Wrong guy in the wrong place at the wrong time.

[MyTypingSux]

attention....the smoking lamp is now......oh never mind

[calvintrainer1212]

Probably a smoker...got smoked!

[jim543212]

The title of this should be shortened to Dumbass.

[davidpfol]

Chuck Norris awakening every day.

[usaeagle1776]

that would be a bad thing, for the Captain....a very bad thing.

[cochranexyz]

Skimmer peuk.

[fatqcockandballs]

@Embassadorkingofpeac It's Judgment, Not Judgement.

[trippin0420]

As messed up as it looks... You Gotta admit thats one epic ass way to go out... Death... By rocket in the ASS

[Askikagaga]

Wrong guy? Who the hell do you think should have been there?

[JustWickedSwede]

@Askikagaga Josef Fritzl!

[TheCentralServices]

Was this guy injured?

[rhotumbus]

@TheCentralServices actually it looks like he was blew off the side of the ship

[TheCentralServices]

@rhotumbus You are American. Are there no official investigations and reports about incidents like this in the USA?!

[RaisonnHead]

what's with the fart at 0:04?

[btlfn723]

@RaisonnHead not a fart, it is caused by radar as it passes over the device

[RaisonnHead]

@btlfn723 thanks for ruining that joke...

[eks1966]

fire in the hole!

[tyronebuck123]

dead thats the onaly word for that film and thats dead

[usnavy81887]

@tyronebuck123 Retarded. That's the only word for your grammar and that's retarded.

[DEMONshot666]

hes like "GUCK THE POLICE I DO WHAT I WANT!"

[robbiepeters512]

Your vid is a favorite on Caracas

[erainchen]

poor guy, he should hold a big string of bbq at hand

[macroevolve]

He was running after he lit the wick

[LastCalltoBoogie]

poor man was probably going out for a smoke break, but came back in the ship looking like Wylie Coyote.

[DavePhillips671]

Did the dude near the launcher get burned?

[givemearandomnamenow]

@DavePhillips671 That was the dude getting launched.

[PcMasterGamer123]

lol dick i suck nnott

[aardque]

He starts running as he passes the missile hatch which is opening. He may have even actuated it, which is unlikely. One can clearly see a shadow line in the reflected blast, indicating he is able to turn the corner toward the bow, putting a portion of the ships structure between himself and most of the force.

[GLRNews]

I'm sure he heard the launch alarms.

[sovietweapons]

@GLRNews I don't think they do launch alarms on cruisers.

[ohFlyy]

Fuck.

[Trashcansam123]

John Mcclane 

[QFizzle1992]

he had a rocket blast shoved up his ass and then "MAN OVERBOARD!!"... that guy DID NOT have a good day...

[o0MadHouse0o]

not even joking i would have cried

[FragTheFragger]

"Guys! That's not funny!"

[nwctrinity85]

The song name is "Cantaloupe island". Thumbs up for all ya jazz and blues lovers :3

[ruush2112]

@nwctrinity85 My high school jazz band plays this one!

[jimmbbo]

If he crossed the deck three seconds earlier, they could have either picked him up downrange... or with a mop and a bucket....

[GLRNews]

@jimmbbo He was clear of the launch pod. but it was loud and hot. Dumbass will pay moe attention in the future.

[zZrEtRiBuTiOnZz]

It's a good thing the other one went off first, because you can see him start to run like a motherfucker after the first one goes off, lol. He managed to at least get a little bit farther away.

[EscapeNewJersey]

Thats just Gilligan.

[jeffisstoned]

What song is this?

[R3dTigerM40A3]

0:2 fart?

[alchemyman925]

FIRE IN THE HOLE.....NO! NOT THAT HOLE!

[thatvideosuckedhard]

Diggin this song

[SuperErich1980]

At the very least, blown ear drums from the missle launch.

[estalker1647]

Har - I'd say he was having a good day - he lived, didn't he? - which is more than he deserved. Before a missile launch, there are 130 db sirens, red flashing lights at the doors and the announcement "ALL HANDS, ALL HANDS, MISSILE LAUNCH IMMINENT" at the one minute point - right up to launch. So, Seaman Squid undogged a hatch at Missile launch stations and went out on the fantail for a smoke, anyway.

[spetsnaz13m]

haha he didn't have a very good day.

[PresidentDRCI]

WHAT THE FUCK!!! BOOM!!!!!

[NJditt]

I would have totaly shit my pants.

[05012539]

0:04 he fart

[mr1000rx]

He put it in the milk bottle.

[Corbin4538]

hahaha earlyier that day he told the doc he couldnt take a crap now he's done shit himself

[LYinKansas]

A 16 inch gun maybe, not a missile though.

[airsoftlover23]

@LYinKansas If you think that that's a gun and not a missile, You are either blind or have never seen a missile.

[SuperAaaaa123456]

did he survive?

[tylershay667]

quikest way to get a teorrist off the boat - see how far he can fly

[airplanekid77]

missil operator: hey bill its joe lets fuck with him.

guy: JAYZEUS CHRIST HEP MEH LAWD!

[MrDjaype]

chuck norris putting mentos in diet coke

[sovietweapons]

@MrDjaype fuck chuck norris I PERSONALLY INVITE HIM TO MY HOUSE SO I CAN KICK HIS FUCKING ASS

[BrBoomr]

@sovietweapons I understand your anger towards this meme. But trust me, Chuck Norris would kick your ass into the next dimension, not because of all the jokes and "facts", but because he knows Martial Arts and has won many world tournaments. Search him up :)

[axium403]

@BrBoomr

ugh what about Bruce Lee

[BrBoomr]

@axium403 Him too. Chuck Norris admitted that Bruce would had beaten him in a fight.

[etornel79]

@BrBoomr

they did..!!..behind closed doors..or sparred...norris lost...

[KungfuFr0g]

Wow, how unprofessional was that.. somebody needs a kick up the ass. He new it was about to happen at the last minute and runs for it

[acoow]

Wrong guy? Who was supposed to be there?

[cabbievonbump]

@acoow Well, ask any Navy vet here, and you'll end up with a list of ...

Those Who Qualify for The Order of the Fragged.

And if you gotta asked, a saying I have applies.

"There are some things you are not meant to know,

And there are some things you don't want to know.

This qualifies."

:-)

[Dillhole56]

@acoow Chuck Norris

[thenutintheushanka18]

Worst way to get a Purple Heart.

[bradbeckett]

Aren't they required to sound an alert before firing?

[Blain1971]

At least he wasn't on an Iowa Class while it was firing its main guns. They would have sucked him off the ship and imploded his eardrums as a thank you. Too bad none of the old Battle Wagons are still out there.

[mason646]

does he even get hit by it when u slow it down he not near it really

[benchracerX]

i know this sounds noob of me but,

song? i love this one!

[robycpc]

maybe he survived ??

[XillegaltoastX]

I bet his butthole is still tight as fuck.

[cabbievonbump]

@XillegaltoastX No bet. I like my money where it is now, thank you. In my wife's purse.



[XillegaltoastX]

@cabbievonbump OH GAWD SO FUNNEH

[vancecoledotcom]

@XillegaltoastX

Oh my god, I laughed so hard at this

XD

[khawajaumarfarooq]

@XillegaltoastX LMFAO!

[sovietweapons]

@XillegaltoastX why don't you shove your dick up it and find out?

[XillegaltoastX]

@sovietweapons OH GAWD SO FUNNEH HAWHAWHAWHAWHAWHAWHAWHAWHAWHAW­HAWHAWHAWHAW

[p4p00]

@XillegaltoastX only because he got kick out of the NAVY.

[AlexSHavok]

i bet he shat himself pretty good!

[mciceteade]

I was looking for the bathroom ..... but shit !!!!!

its over with now i just hop over board and wash myself can you guys bring me new underwear.

LOL

[bigen081]

that was a mental fart

[NovaPulse]

must have got lost on the boat and exited through the wrong door lol

[shermonruler]

your not even supposed to be on deck or near those when they are firing....

[Kardumel]

What to do after spitting in the soup? Play chicken with ICBMs.. Fun times.

[Mykola40]

REST IN PEACE or REST IN WAR?

[mshigorin]

@Mykola40 REST IN PIECES

[cabbievonbump]

@Mykola40 For the record, if he didn't before, he now has blue eyes.

One blew here, one blew there.

[Mykola40]

@cabbievonbump +1 xD

[IKuppsy]

if hes the wrong guy, who is the right one?

[glennirish]

hahaha

[atter0]

would'nt there have been a short horn or somthing?

[Sweaterman10]

He must have shit a brick when that mussel went off

[IIOGCII]

typical american.

[dtiydr]

Its ofcourse fake but quite funny.

[underthepier70s]

@dtiydr typical american fuck up

[dtiydr]

@underthepier70s :D

[yogifoot]

@apelsinas691

"typical" foreigner.

[7249xxl]

at least he didn't used tanningspray........

[apelsinas691]

tipical  american

[GowGows]

@apelsinas691 At least we are able to spell typical correctly.

[overlordbeelzemon]

how about Yippy kai ya Mother fucker

[navyfreek1129]

Think he's deaf now?

[Novaneolith75]

Texting and walking on a destroyer....bad idea!

[caloy2x]

And the deck boss announced over 1MC," Man overboard and toast".

[qthelost]

That was just Chuck Norris lighting his bottle rocket.

[xXD1MZXx]

isn't there like a red line around the launch pad. I've been on one of those but isn't the launch announced to the whole ship?

[drjazzisme]

I DO HOPE THAT GUY WAS OK AFTER HE CLEANED UP,,,BUT IVE P,,,,,,, MYSELF LAUGHING AT SOME OF THE COMMENTS,REALLY CHEERED ME UP...

[MrGmodlol61]

@drjazzisme If you want to at least show some sanity in your self, disable caps lock...

[mybluebelly]

Catchin up on some rays.

[l8rg8r825]

CODE: Brown

[spacecadet35]

Only the people on that ships laundry know how terrifying that actually was.

[terryyouth]

he was the man who lit it !!

[jklsd]

I hope he was wearing his ear protection!

[Xanatos712]

"I'm okay, folks! I didn't spill my beer."

[LfcGoddardENGCJG]

Hes the guy that lights the match

[magstrike105]

@LfcGoddardENGCJG Are you joking?

[LfcGoddardENGCJG]

@magstrike105 no



[SMVPRODUCT]

@magstrike105 Are u serious?

[ThePandemic101]

@magstrike105 Moron.

[magstrike105]

@ThePandemic101 So your saying people have to go on deck and manually light a fuse? -_-

[ThePandemic101]

@magstrike105 No, you're the one thought that.

[PendulumBlade]

Fucking Navy man!!! :3 I rolled over the floor DYING of asphixiation by laughter when I finally saw the little black spec move... which was a dude.

[himynameispuky]

Cheapest way to send a man to the moon.

[trusublimeM3]

wingnuts... gotta love em :) hooya aviation

[Christian7thSF]

He escaped ahah.

[ProphetChaser]

If he wasn't wearing ear protect, he is officially deaf.

[BeatboxNico]

0:03 Thumbs up if u hear the fart ^^

[GMcreations77]

@BeatboxNico hahah

[NumbnutzTV]

damn his friends probably lold at him! Too bad he couldn't hear them...

[gvsfgdf]

Did the ship die??

[MattakuNoKoohai]

He should have pulled a Strangelove and rode that thing into space while waving a cowboy hat.

[golchak]

great music choice

[vasyafreeman]

Вышел покурить.

[CYTL1960]

Did the guy survive?

[CamelBallZee]

TTTBHTBHTHBTHTBBTHTBTRHBHTBHTH­TTJBHTBTBHTHBBTHHTBHTBHTBHHBTH­THTTTTHTHBTBHBBTTBHTHTBT

[PlaceholderHeart]

that was George W Bush Jr: "MISSION ACCOMPLISHED"

[Chevydriver11]

Figured it's safe to smoke a dubie on the rear deck. Nope!!

[sailormantom]

He had been told. He just didn't listen. The military is beginning to realise the folly of recruiting the dregs of society.

[01984lockyer]

Ok everyone I know what happened to him after this...He went to change his pants

[BreastsNaked]

nobody even realised he drowned, sad story :(

[SikIndustri]

@BreastsNaked ...its drown and no he didn't

[tshirttime84]

@SikIndustri no its drowned.

[lousyskater]

Heh, my friend is on the Shiloh

[tkach21]

The ship farted right before taking an explosive dump into the air!

[Ajstoneyou]

I see the word wrong three times in the title. Is it wrong to ask this at the wrong time from a wrong guy like me?

[LfcGoddardENGCJG]

Hes the one that lights the match

[ToppersMovieCorner]

ok...i just used wikipedia, and there is nothing about a person being burned or something like that.

[ToppersMovieCorner]

ok...does anybody know what happened to him?

[RetroCaptain]

Good day

OWWWW!

....he would be hair free after that,..

Dam..

[TheGhostwhisperFAN]

did anybody else take 5 minutes before proccessing what just happened???

[Karian345]

i give him credit. this guy either really knows what he's doing and loves burning his ass. or he's just an idiot who wanted to burn his ass XD

[CPglitched]

i think he was playing chicken.......

[The4epp]

LOL he totally just got a cruise missile up his rear end

*posted your face ago*

[megashegem]

He should have road it like Slim Pickens did in Dr. Strangelove.

[Plangentry]

"Roket maaan burnin' off my ASS up here alone"

[thebruteslayer117]

and tht's why i don't drink on a battleship

[burruchaga7]

lol

[drright71]

Greased... His... Drawers!

[sycam3472]

He was an Australian sailor who was on the USMC exchange program. He had actually snuck out of a meeting for a ciggarette.

[blueman4444444]

He almost became a rocket man.

[TheCGIMaster]

0:03

Farts in fear.

[slowmodan]

That's what happens when you walk around listening to your i-pod.

[Tycetto]

@slowmodan

Thanks for the laugh!

[swanch99]

That dude definitely shit himself

[MrTorbayguy]

Typical Yanks... all the gear, no idea!!!

[wugrutt]

@MrTorbayguy Take your stupid stereotypes, turn them sideways, and cram them up your ass fuck-stick.

[MrTorbayguy]

@wugrutt Fuck stick? Is that what your sister, or mum... I mean mom... (rolls eyes) calls it? Red neck! Yeeee haw

[wugrutt]

@MrTorbayguy How does Meat-Bat work for you then Captain Generic? Seriously, I've flushed more interesting things than you... keep replying with your special brand of stupid so we can all be impressed with that razor wit Troll.

[scootkh]

Light your cigarette?

[boyshytype]

I think the man was blast away together with the missile look at 0:22