Does This Excite You?

[cichytom]

donahue?...

[kamilianawow]

so does that midget get to choose what she looks like in heaven?

[GTBurns48215]

So God's Kingdom looks like it is stuck in the 70's. I expect to see jesus driving around in his custom disco man van, with some air brushed panting of some viking woman fighting a dragon on the side

[bukon90]

that thing attacked me at jurassic park.

[stevenc123]

Oh one of these daaaaaaays....

[majicjhonson]

what if i like country living? i fucking hate people....

[mmtigan]

Does this excite YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUU!

[remygraham]

I am 50/50 whether this is a comedy show or real. Either way it is hilarious.

[TerranRich]

This excites me! I got a hard-on! I was so hard that I had to take off my pants and jack off at the mere THOUGHT of a gated community larger than one of the biggest cities in America! GLORY TO GOD IN THE HIG— Ahhhh, shit, I came.

[Alanf15]

exciting uahsuhasuh

[StevenBusenlehner]

I'm excited!

[vaguelyhumanoid]

The kings look like Monty Python characters...

[TheKatIsBackAgain]

I REALLY want to know if this video caused suicides.

[zwazii]

holy shit what the fuck is that little dwarf?!?!

[cmart391]

I would've shot that retarded bitch in the face with a shotgun as soon as she opened her mouth

[VitaminTMan]

lmao! The only one that looked even mildly excited WAS the tiny woman at the end and the Pastor! Man... if people like this are going to heaven... I'll take my chances with Hell..

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company!

[CTHULHUSURVIVOR]

What.

The.

Fuck?????????????

Check out the stunned look of the kid at 2:51 -- absolutely the same as mine when watching this crazy shit!

[TheKillerWithinNJ]

If the new Jerusalem were only 1500 feet tall ( fifteen hundred feet tall ) Like the tallest buildings in New York City. ( top of Empire State Building: 1454, so he's basically right ) - at 5000X higher = 7,500,000 feet high!

So heaven looks like a Star Wars prequel.

[918Anon]

WTF IS THIS SHIT

[ErikCartman]

1:50 the glass wing are priceless i want those! they came in swarosky right?

[AnacondaTwelve]

I used to work with a Mexican named Jesus. He used to turn water into beer.

[darthmalys]

was-was that M.O.D.O.K. at the end there singing that hymn?

[metru2222]

was this spoofed in invention of lying

[ThoughtTraveler]

I will admit...this video is like some twisted Devo video....

[OrangeTang666]

Heaven looks like the worst Nazi nursing home EVER!!!!!

[jacobromu]

How the hell does he get these numbers from that magic book?

[somedaythewave]

poor Christians, Its so easy to make fun of them.

[identityz3ro]

YES THIS EXCITES ME!

Orrrrr I could just live morally and.. treat myself and others the way that I want to be treated.

I cannot stand the doctrines of an immoral and selfish deity. I will not worship another. I will not follow a God that supposedly made me inherently evil.. because I am no such thing. Plenty of other reasons as well. Religion is the primary source of hate in this world, if you want to be a part of it, so be it, I will not. To each their own, but I have my opinion.

[lifemetall]

i think that it's concerning that today people believe that these idiots did, i think religion is more of a tradition then a belief

[DavidRandallCurtis]

This is like something out of a David Lynch movie! :P

[vaguelyhumanoid]

@DavidRandallCurtis

2:35 is one of the most Lynchian things ever... even more so than some actual David Lynch works!

[TerranRich]

@vaguelyhumanoid AHHH KILL IT WITH FUCKING FIRE!!!!

[Daburcor]

Fucking WOW.

[zee339]

inbreeding causes dwarfism

[Arabman666]

That's some good math there.

[ThoughtTraveler]

This video does give a bad name for Christians all around.

Still, I think it is wrong to condemn all religious people because of a crazy few. That is bigotry.

[godofmusic17]

The transparency of this nonsense may be clear to you, but to most athiests, it is no more fantastic or comical than any religious belief in any form.

[bearnurse1]

But does this really represent ONLY a crazy few? or many Christians? that is the question.

[StationaryTransient]

I disagree... In fact I wouldn't even call it prejudice. People know of the main views and positions Christians commonly assume.

We can go example by example of the crazy things from the bible and Christian dogma, and it'll end in one of two ways: You'll believe in some or most of the silly stories, or you'll reject the silly stories and hold the vague position of "I just believe in some higher power". Either way, it's irrational and should be dragged into the light and shown for what it is.

[waveali]

This is the most disturbing thing I've watched on YouTube. WTF!

[wXingVinny]

this is creepy

[torrentANONYMOUScodc]

Pass Me By,

by Insane Clown Posse

[ToxicAcidTrip]

SAGE.

[DoctorE0]

Religion is insanity... insanity that people respect because they expect eternal life for listening to bs

[metalpsalm]

@DoctorE0 But... IT'S BIGGER THAN NEW YORK CITY! ;]

[akekajoo]

very nice

[cosmicskydaddy]

This is perhaps the cheesiest, strangest,laughable and disturbing video I have seen in the genre of insane American religions.Don't show this to any superior alien beings,or they will ready our planet for immediate vaporization.

[OscarMaris]

No religions started in America, retard. Except maybe native american's earth worship.

[YYZFAQs]

what about Mormonism?

[cosmicskydaddy]

Mormonism by definition,is insanity.

[PathogensQuest]

Religion by definition is insanity.

[imakillabitch]

did you just disregard the many different religious following started far beyond 12,000 years in the past as ''earth worship''

fuck you pussy.

[imakillabitch]

followings'

[OscarMaris]

Not in America, retard. Try reading a history book.

[luckythirteen77]

The history book says that both Mormonism and Jehovah Witnesses started in USA by heretical cult leaders.

[AngrypunkNaysayer]

That's because America recognizes the profit in people believing in religion , and doesn't want to put it down.

[OscarMaris]

@AngrypunkNaysayer no shit

[AngrypunkNaysayer]

Seems simple to us , but more than half the worlds fooled by it man

[eddykirbysh]

more like ''American religion'', it's more appropriate to talk about ''American Preaching''

[rubysueross]

The preacher looks like the love child of George W. Bush and that Heaven's Gate cult leader.

[bbnut]

when we get our glorified bodies, all the women will have beehive hairdos, hot dog!

[AnacondaTwelve]

It's amazing. We can split atoms, send man to the moon, develop powerful computers that even poor people can buy, fly at supersonic sounds, yet we still have millions of people believing in 3,000-year old fables told by desert nomads half way around the world.

[AnacondaTwelve]

sorry...meant fly at supersonic SPEEDS

[ilikesleeping]

At 2:45 you can almost see the guy thinking... WTF?

[nycrjmac]

This guy has serious problems with math. Listen to his opening comments on the size of New Jerusalem vs. New York.

[billybee53]

....1:29....

keep going!

[widzisz1]

Such strange and fascinating creatures! Yet, they appear humanoid! Where DO they come from?

[PathogensQuest]

Isn't this a scene from the original Texas Chainsaw Massacre?

[cholewa]

YIKES !!

[stevenc123]

The "does this excite you bit" is like something straight out of Napoleon Dynamite

[zanotam]

wow....

[singedrac]

I am five thousand times higher than New York City right now.

[uruz1]

LOL!!

[killersaint]

BOOYAH

[wickedsks]

it's pretty much the original DEVO video

[Lonewolf20k]

wtf is this shit?

[LogicalSanity]

midget woman is short

[schawt]

It's just all so shamelessly made up...

[zeleftikam]

Insane Clown Possee sampled this

[EnosDrawkcaba]

lol you juggalo.

[Wotuer]

nobody gives a crap about insane clown posse

[zeleftikam]

I concur

[monkeyman1140]

Its not as big as Coruscant

[jonragnarsson]

So this is what insanity looks like

[zath68]

Fake

[apotegma]

No, really. They went to heaven and shot that.

[Kni7es]

Does anybody get the feeling that Heaven is like one of those old cheesy Disneyland rides? I mean, not *quite* as annoying as "It's a Small World After All," but definitely along those lines. I can imagine myself standing at the Gates of Providence while all of the Christians have a FastPass to get onto a little water raft that will go around a circuit for all eternity whilst a recording of God's voice is piped in through aging speakers.

[BlizBob]

Face palm.

[durmanhoth]

I am so excited right now.

[alpharaptor1]

you get younger and your hair gets taller!

[whostoletheshow]

Christians?

[stevenc123]

THE FACE ON THE KID AT 2:51

[supaflyjohnson]

I just came back from a roadtrip to Heaven, and let me tell you; the service was awful, the citizens are stupid and boring and the mayor is a self-absorbed tyrant who spies on everyone all the freaking time. What a shithole.

[yexey]

In Heaven, I'm looking forward to the fat ugly old women becoming fat ugly young women

[IIZillionII]

Hello Reddit! :D

[Kni7es]

Oh hi thar.

[arasch]

I love how uncomfortable they all look when the midget scoots out and starts singing.

[grimwallace]

this video is better than heaven

[Kwinh]

roll the midget into a nearby furnace

[Spoon81508]

I am not excited.... in fact im fairly scared.

[mysticsack]

I lold at 2:18

[ToxicAcidTrip]

>>Pvic

Agreed..

[Lord1of1all1elements]

this is not cp :(

YOU LIED

[Pvic]

lol false hope is false

[mystickscrybe]

Am I the only one that remembers this being sampled by the insane clown possie? Name of the track is "pass me by". No shit :D

[Dontana808]

Check out the wide eyed kid at 2:49-2:50. He blinks several times like he can't believe what he is witnessing!

[Cetra88]

People believed in some crazy stuff in the 50's. Depitions of God and Heaven made in the Rennaissance are better than this.

[MAdk1p]

best part about heaven: no LIBERALS

[beckyseo]

HAHAHAHAHAAHA

[OuroborosChoked]

The counter-clockwise wipe of heaven!

It's maaaaa~aaagic!

This reminds me so much of Devo... right down to Estus's hair and ridiculous suit... and the midget's abundant enthusiasm. It has that middle American creepiness-from-exaggerated-me­diocrity to it.

[billybee53]

I wonder if there is a "Lil MR. Talbot?"

[fireemblem1992]

Please tell me this is a joke. PLEASE.

[billybee53]

This is what these people ACTUALLY believe. I'm serious. It's hilarious but true.

[Kloxboy]

This is a joke. ;)

Of course, that would be a lie but you asked for it. :P

[Kloxboy]

Welcome to a place where everyone is Caucasian.

[comacityresistance]

ha!!! I was just thinking the same thing

[corriecrow21]

the kidsfaces in the front rows at 2:50 to 2:53 says it all

[billybee53]

..Reverse aging.... huh?

They why does St Peter (1:38) look like he's 180 years old?

[singedrac]

And why is he on a Battlestar Galactica set?

[billybee53]

Check out the kid in the front row - (2:51). The look on his face say's : " W. T. F.???"...

Poor little kid must have had nightmares for a month...

[bazookabiff]

Hmm...sounds a lot like an Obama campaign speech... (bazookabiff runs and ducks for cover)

[cactuslightpole]

"Little Evelyn Talbert has never walked one day in her life, but thank God one day she will"........when she's dead. How disgusting these people are.

[billybee53]

This is THE funniest thing I've ever seen. Seriously. This guy is the most perfect example of Christian stupidity ever to exist !!

NICE FX !! Wow...lil Eveline Talbert

Well...one of these Daaaaaaays ....

C'mon..this is just the best !!!

[RLewisH]

all christians arent stupid

[billybee53]

All Christians aren't stupid - That is true.

All Christians believe in unprovable claims - Also true,

The Bible is a human construct- Obviously true (unless you are a faithful Christian).

Faith is blind - Try telling that to a Christian.

(I can't wait to read the responses)....

[rbrt509]

ARRRGH!!!! I think I'd rather go to hell!!!!!

[billybee53]

This is (hands down) the single most perfect example of the depth of demonstration of the incredible gullibility and moronic ignorance of any and all (sub?) human idiocy.

This was cutting edge theology in it's day...and nothing to date has changed in the method and intelligence (or lack of it) in today's "Marketing of Christianity to the American conservative masses".

This should be an embarrassment to anyone who believes the claims of the Bible. WAKE UP !

It is ALL a load of B.S.

[RLewisH]

no this guys just crazy, i believe in the bible

[stevenc123]

Does it excite you?

[cactuslightpole]

Wow, a bunch of people sitting around fantasizing about dying. If they're so pumped about heaven I wonder what they're waiting for? It's cult like this that are one small step from passing around the Kool-aid.

[mrbalaam]

that place looks awesome, i can't wait to die

[pparasol]

one of these daaaaaaaays

[akenaton97]

jajajaja very bizarre

[Vmiroshnikov]

i just need to point this out, in the beginning he stated:

"if the new jerusalem we're only 15-HUNDRED-FEET-TALL, like the tallest buildings in new york city. it will still be 14-hundred times greater in size than new york city. This means that the new jerusalem IS OVER 5,000 TIMES HIGHER then new york city." 0:16-0:34

(there's more after, little space though)

i ask you, how is it that if you shrink down one object to the HEIGHT of another, that its still TALLER?

[MrJowee]

Faith in the Lord.

That is, it's impossible. Are people actually this brain washed? I'm afraid of the answer.

[Vmiroshnikov]

i don't think he was trying to brain wash them. i think that he just said that off the top of his head.

and when they played it back to him, his like "that sounded so stupid, but there was a lot of attitude in it, lets keep it. and quickly change to another clip of me talking, so they wouldn't have time to think about it"

[blueshat]

BWAH?!?!

[madscientist2787]

..... I'm speechless.