GlaDOS: "Forgot to wash that off anyway the people wrote that because they are fat and only got one slice"
You and future: WAIT A GOD DAMN MINUTE IN PORTAL 2 YOU SAID I GOT AND I DIDNT EVEN GET CAKE YOU BIG *****
GlaDOS: YOU killed me so no cake, befor you killed me you could have gotten the cake which was in that firepit below so yea YOU DIE but first here cake.
I love the urgency of the way the player is moving. It's like he's saying, "FUCK your cake...I'm gonna fucking KILL this bitch if it's the LAST GODDAMN THING I EVER DO!!". D:<
well if you watch the slide show there it says how aperature and black mesa competed and i dont remember which one but one of them got almost all of the money and the other one got almost nothing
In the first test chamber with the turrets there is a hidden room behind a wall that is pushed out that has "The Cake is Lie" written all over it.And HELP aswell.
The scientists who created GLaDos were all killed when GLaDos filled the building with nerotoxins, so they installed the mortality core, but it was too late, GLaDos already taken over
no, I tend to take forever in this part of the game because I like to take my time and look around at stuff. I waited around for GlaDOS to finish talking and paused a lot to take in the surroundings, but there's no repercussions to not hurrying.
because this how it is you apply for a testing job and are asined to test a new machine hat makes portals you do the test and then you find out that the robot is evil when you hear the test is over and when u look at the wall it said the cake is a lie
oh one last thing the ending video shows the the balls that look like the robots eyes turn on then it shows a cake with a candle then that reminds you that the cake is a lie alsoyou can keep playing to unlock stuff
this game is the best i played it over at my friends house on his 360 im just waiting for it on the ps3 but other than that this game is fun, funny, and of course just to damn cool
wow so thats y theres no one in the abbandoned black messa program...but wow nice twist valve and i mean thats probable one of the best twist in game history.
Nah, dude, Black Mesa and Aperture Science were like Coke and Pepsi. They're competitors. According to Opposing Force, Black Mesa was destroyed in a nuclear explosion. Although that doesn't mean they weren't gassed with neurotoxin by a psychotic sarcastic computer as well. Who knows.
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Please make another part(wow this was post 25 minutes ago),because i am stuck in the part,after the first rocket launcher.How i can pass this spining thing.i am going to check your profile tommorow,and i hope u will post a video :)
/Delicious cake
orster2076 4 months ago
The writing on the wall: "The Cake is a lie"
You: Ohh
GlaDOS: "Forgot to wash that off anyway the people wrote that because they are fat and only got one slice"
You and future: WAIT A GOD DAMN MINUTE IN PORTAL 2 YOU SAID I GOT AND I DIDNT EVEN GET CAKE YOU BIG *****
GlaDOS: YOU killed me so no cake, befor you killed me you could have gotten the cake which was in that firepit below so yea YOU DIE but first here cake.
zacharyNasko 6 months ago
portal 2 is better
cody79921 8 months ago
@cody79921 i agree
scooglefish 4 months ago
THE CAKE WAS A LIEEEEE
CommanderMcMillan 10 months ago 3
I love the urgency of the way the player is moving. It's like he's saying, "FUCK your cake...I'm gonna fucking KILL this bitch if it's the LAST GODDAMN THING I EVER DO!!". D:<
BishYouWish 10 months ago 2
SO MUCH CONFUSION!!!
debomba321 10 months ago
isint this like half-life2??
speckybarky 10 months ago
@speckybarky its in the same world. if you look through a window at one part it shows a slide show about black mesa
BigDandfriends 9 months ago
OMG thats CRAZY!
Bwissrly1159 10 months ago
Sorry... Somebody has already cut the cake,i told them to wait for you "but they were to fat and ate it" :D :D :D
yoyay123 1 year ago
to all you cake lovers: the cake is a lie....bitch!
neji9987 1 year ago
Portal game too Confused when you use the Portal shoot then go in there
Michaellee608 1 year ago
this game is fuking confusing
MrAdventuretimeshow 1 year ago
some 1 explaine to me the whole cake thing?
Three6CloghessyA 2 years ago
@Three6CloghessyA
a character called GlaDos used "cake" as a prize to get through a level.
but there was no cake.
GlaDos lied,
the cake is a lie.
maikTheMoonman 2 years ago 2
@maikTheMoonman but in the end I saw cake :o.
KaseZ2009 2 years ago
tha AI (the voice) says that you get a cake when the tests are over
henritje19 2 years ago
I love how GLaDOS gets all wigged out when you escape the fire pit. LOL
mylovelydame21 2 years ago
The 'lag' you are seeing is from the video encode, not the game itself. It is marked LQ - meaning low quality.
Toothache42 2 years ago
Holy shit,get a better computer.
jddaman1337 2 years ago 2
1:50 black mesa? thats from half life 1
electricimpling 2 years ago
its a slide show about how aperture is better than black mesa
portal takes place before half life 1
cockroachman30 2 years ago
well if you watch the slide show there it says how aperature and black mesa competed and i dont remember which one but one of them got almost all of the money and the other one got almost nothing
mrmjfan101 2 years ago
how can you play with it so laggy!
mashersmasher 2 years ago
btw cake isnt a lie dude once you beat the game they show the cake and it turns into the main menu. i like the credits song :)
XXJABLEZXX 2 years ago
this level was way to easy but i still love the game. is there a second one?
XXJABLEZXX 2 years ago
@XXJABLEZXX yea portal2 is out right now man i haveint got it yet i haveint played the first yet but i have beetin half-life2 XD
speckybarky 10 months ago
awesome techno song...fits the mood
Hanser68 2 years ago
"Somebody cut the cake."
Hilarious!
Mesina2 3 years ago
at 2:03 that is the object for the achievement "Tests like chicken", pick it up to obtain it.
Deathreaper942 3 years ago
I luvs the music when youre abouts to get burned!!!
megarock81 3 years ago
ZeH cAkE iZ a LiE
llburnu 3 years ago
If u remember from one of the previous vids, then you'd recognize that he's looking at Test Chamber 14 at 1:58.
Ghostkid825 3 years ago
Yay cake... OH SH!T
PaladinOfGame 3 years ago 2
lol black mesa fucks up everything
juuse94 3 years ago
CAKE IS A LIE
saiyanprince09 3 years ago
That music, what comes when you go in the fire, is really nice. When i played this Delicious Cake 1, i listen only music, and go in the fire :D.
garp4lo 3 years ago
In the first test chamber with the turrets there is a hidden room behind a wall that is pushed out that has "The Cake is Lie" written all over it.And HELP aswell.
Bezza271095 3 years ago
THE CAKE IS A LIE! was I the only one that was semi freaked out by this game?
redsN64 3 years ago
The scientists who created GLaDos were all killed when GLaDos filled the building with nerotoxins, so they installed the mortality core, but it was too late, GLaDos already taken over
ldude893 3 years ago
THE CAKE WAS A LIE!
But maybe we get some in Portal 2!
FreelancerYork 3 years ago 3
In Half Life 2, those Combine turrets are made by Aperture, so the adorable little death machines in Portal have those turrets inside of them.
tehgamer1 3 years ago
thats freekin creepy
kirbyfreek 3 years ago
the portal(an Valve) soundtrack is simply awesome
impeterator 3 years ago
what does it say? something and Sense: black mesa.
MarvelroxDCsux 3 years ago
BLACK MESA IS A PLACE IN HALF LIFE
nukehbomb 3 years ago
Point out the obvious why don't you ¬¬
piefish 3 years ago
Black Mesa is the rival company of Apeture Science
crazyjay522 3 years ago
And I think... more successful, I mean, sure they released loads of aliens, but Black Mesa isn't enhanced by a computer bent on killing everyone.
neonrage0 3 years ago
Assume the 'Party Escort Submission Position' or you will miss the party.
MasatoHyuga 3 years ago
O.o GlaDOUS scars me...
ShadowBunni 3 years ago
they have cake! why are you running fool? cake is good! xD
Souljerker 3 years ago
OMG BLACK MESA rofl, i wonder if they take this place over just to kill people that escaped the invasion
lolz
DSW9400 3 years ago
Get to the end of room 19..
mario11168 3 years ago
like what they say.."THE CAKE IS A LIE, THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!"
swade9wade 3 years ago 5
wow i would of known that. if i some how did it i would think thats the end but wtf how would someone find that out!
3:28-3:36 someone cut the cake! well... a long it wasnt cheese! XD
thezomgmoble 3 years ago
aww...you should have went to the party...i did... it was awesome...
octoleech 3 years ago
the song when you are about to get burned is catchy!!
z0mgbananas 3 years ago 3
XD I agree!
PNC123456 3 years ago
hey, do you have Itunes? if you do valve made a soundtrack and it has the catchy song that i like (this one)
z0mgbananas 3 years ago
this is where they completly blew my mind.
wetim99 4 years ago 3
I just paused at the part where you are about to go into the fire, I know you get out somehow, but I can't think how you could escape this.
craptolafest07 4 years ago
do you have too hurry when your exiting?
sk8sharker 4 years ago
no, I tend to take forever in this part of the game because I like to take my time and look around at stuff. I waited around for GlaDOS to finish talking and paused a lot to take in the surroundings, but there's no repercussions to not hurrying.
AislinKageno 3 years ago
thx, but it's 2 months since i wrote that comment, and weeks since i bote the game
sk8sharker 3 years ago
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why did the gay robot speaker wanted to kill the test subject?
lucas503 4 years ago
because this how it is you apply for a testing job and are asined to test a new machine hat makes portals you do the test and then you find out that the robot is evil when you hear the test is over and when u look at the wall it said the cake is a lie
thermaheat123 4 years ago
also after that you try to destroy the robot
thermaheat123 4 years ago
oh one last thing the ending video shows the the balls that look like the robots eyes turn on then it shows a cake with a candle then that reminds you that the cake is a lie alsoyou can keep playing to unlock stuff
thermaheat123 4 years ago
this is juz a THEORY(keyword there)but MAYBE(keyword there too)Gordon was one of the test subjects too.He must have his shooting skills somewhere.
zaimfullgore 4 years ago
ahhh... that makes sense... good thinkin lol
hydroboom 4 years ago
i dont think so
just think about it
ZombieGuile 4 years ago
Plus she's the turrets and she sings still alive
Joninexamgraduate 4 years ago
at 2:53 if you look to your right u willl see written on the wall
the cake is a lie
the cake is a lie
the cake is a lie
the cake is a lie
skytop082 4 years ago
the ending of ths game remind s me of the endings from "tales from the crypt"
they all end bad
Venture321 4 years ago
wow.... black mesa...at 1:50...oh yeah I forgot these were made by same people.
bye130 4 years ago
I want the song that plays when ur going into the fire. I was like osht im gonna be the cake o.o
DameinTK 4 years ago
Uh oh, somebody cut the cake...
tehmeggery 4 years ago 3
GLaDOS even told them to wait for you!
Hattusa 4 years ago 4
this game is the best i played it over at my friends house on his 360 im just waiting for it on the ps3 but other than that this game is fun, funny, and of course just to damn cool
armorking987 4 years ago
i never thought about it but does all those helping messages mean other people have gotten out?
Narutosux 4 years ago 3
"The cake is a lie..."
israel5000 4 years ago
i f'ing love the portal song
CptxObvious 4 years ago
pie is the key...
Reoko7 4 years ago
sry double post....
are those xbox 360s ?? and WHERE THE HEck ARe aLL THE OFFICE WORKERS
narutofan195 4 years ago
dead. remember the nuero toxin?
Narutosux 4 years ago
....dude...its like a cat fight in a way....hmmm two girls against eachother.... a battle of wits....(sheirk!!)
narutofan195 4 years ago
good thing the main character is a woman and not a fat guy
if she was a fat guy he probably smash through the place just looking for the damn cake
since shes a woman shes probably the type that is smart and beautiful and cares how she looks
Spartan2020 4 years ago
haha beautiful...that was funny :D
sumnoob 4 years ago
Portal Walkthrough: Delicious cake Part 1 LQ
Portal Walkthrough: Burning Death Part 1 LQ
I agree with the words "Burning death".
NFSKing 4 years ago
fuck you lady! i dont want no damn cake! i want pie! shit!!!
Reoko7 4 years ago 44
lolz
Pwn3DBoyZ 4 years ago
wow so thats y theres no one in the abbandoned black messa program...but wow nice twist valve and i mean thats probable one of the best twist in game history.
CoDcomrade 4 years ago
Nah, dude, Black Mesa and Aperture Science were like Coke and Pepsi. They're competitors. According to Opposing Force, Black Mesa was destroyed in a nuclear explosion. Although that doesn't mean they weren't gassed with neurotoxin by a psychotic sarcastic computer as well. Who knows.
jordinyc 4 years ago
i just played this game today twas easy i beat it in like 5 hrs 5* fun 2* difuculty
uberbleachfan 4 years ago
You know, GLaDOS is actually the voice of Ellen McLane. She (Ellen McLane) is the only one to have her voice all over the Orange Box.
NFSKing 4 years ago
Ellen McLane has her voice all over the Orange Box? Where? I've only heard her in Portal.
jordinyc 4 years ago
She's also the announcer voice in Team Fortress 2 and the Overwatch in Half Life 2
EvilSandwich 4 years ago
oh noes run or youll be the cake!
stony1993 4 years ago
dont eat the cake listen to the ingredients later in the game ot says Bensene and drugs
g4tech 4 years ago
Why did you run? Now there's no cake :(
Hepathos 4 years ago 2
Strange how this game actually IS connected to Half-Life.
galeboomer 4 years ago 10
lol, it's so funny how she keeps bribing you to stop, with ... CAKE! Humans love cake!
Mark14141 4 years ago 8
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Please make another part(wow this was post 25 minutes ago),because i am stuck in the part,after the first rocket launcher.How i can pass this spining thing.i am going to check your profile tommorow,and i hope u will post a video :)
drebengolem 4 years ago
Black Mesa? Wow... What a twist of events..
AlexBiker 4 years ago 22
Can you actually die at the start?
cognelle 4 years ago