MST3K - Laserblast (part two)

[textthing]

These stop-motion aliens have far more charisma than the humans.

[Mudvelum]

Bat Guano made Colonel? What a prevert!!!

[vonzigle]

@Mudvelum Yeah--they caught him carrying some loose change into combat, so he was promoted and retired-- all on the same day; no wonder he's so upset!

[greg589]

Jack Blacks early days

[bumblecreek477]

love how the fat cop coughs his brains out even though he barely even touched the joint. terrible actor much? xD

[NodDisciple1]

Did anyone get the joke that was cut in half between parts one and two? X(

[furon4]

2 people were ready for some football

[Cassavius]

8:37 Alabama Song!

[Cassavius]

So, that's the same guy that did the stop motion for Flesh Gordon 8)

[untitleme61]

@2:05..I love how they all scream in horror at the same time LOLZ!!

[Drewberdooba]

Mark Hamill!

[aocidicoa]

SWEET CHARLOTTE

lmao

[StoryNClark]

"I'll warrant that van is still on the road." Indeed it is, Mike. Indeed it is.

[samanddeanfan2009]

ok, how mny times are they going to say "ready for some football!"

[PirateOfTheInternet]

Tommy Chong?

[jrmarrero96]

Five people are not ready for sum FOOTBALL!!!

[bruxbrux]

So what's the deal with Billy's mother? Are we meant to understand that she's some kind of high-priced call girl?

[nhuether]

7:57 LOL!

[Bandersnatch41]

i love the line (i think you use to much buck shot. and ruined the meat)

[videogamehunter820]

Isn't the cop with the weed the same guy who played the perverted drifter in Waterworld?

[originaldudeman1183]

ARE YA READY FOR SUM FOOTBALL!!!???

[xRocketNumber9x]

That poor colonel guy just hasn't been the same since the Clonus people blew up his house.

[montyburns9999]

@xRocketNumber9x LOLOLOL go suck on somebody else's garbage!!!

[Theburn77]

"Nice shooting Zanthar...Thanks Denise."

[portnoyfan06]

"billy preston takes a solo"



[vonzigle]

The aliens are really cool, and they're READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL!!

[perplacymp]

After watching "Best of the happening", I am starting to wonder what a bush-baby is...and how its face resembles that of a scrawny crackers face.

Only starting, mind you.

[Gigrantula58]

"that Bill Duncan kid...Let's go get 'em."

Find out if he's READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL!!!

[Kth77]

5 people weren't READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL!

[PaperbackWizard]

1:55 He inherited his mom's rear.

[pretorious700]

@PaperbackWizard or lack thereof

[Juggernaut48]

'this guy has put more rolled up towels under more doors..'

classic 70s drug culture

[mwcarolina]

are you ready for some football!!!

[rania3830]

1:12 "well off to weight loss clinic" LOL

[starscreamx7]

ok the football joke has to be in the top 10 best riffs!

[tailsawsome17]

the general played in a herbie the love bug movie.

[LumberjackBonanza]

Around 2:10 I find myself wondering, "What the fuck is going on in this movie?"

Soon, I realise the filmmakers were wondering the same thing.

[Kemonokami]

Sadly, 4 law-abiding citizens were not READY FOR SOME FOOTBAAAAALLLLL!!!

[tsartodd]

0:41 i love how the alien shows off after he wastes the mutant

XD

[paxtofettel]

@tsartodd "Am I good huh, who's the king?!"

[vonzigle]

@tsartodd Yeah, like "I'm Da Man!" :-D

[Raithious]

*grumbles* And now you're getting horny, great.

[MrUsername5678888]

@ 2:12 "Let's pop anals"?

[exophthalmos]

@MrUsername5678888 Ahaha, I think it's "let's pop amyls", like amyl nitrate.

[tsartodd]

@exophthalmos popping amyls is, of course, a prelude to "popping anal"

[SundownerDrifting]

"Keenan started early today."

Understandable. Between this and The Manipulator, he needed the booze just to lessen the pain.

[Theburn77]

"Now your horny, great."

[RanMouri82]

Huh, so the guy actually owns a shirt.

[turb05]

Ok, so I seriously think that the colonel from this film is the same actor who played the "Prevert" Colonel in "Dr. Strangelove."

Holy crap, I was right. I just checked IMDB...

[guysmiley00]

@turb05 Wow - that's a hell of a career trajectory.

[Windclaw]

4 people are CLEARLY not ready for some football!

[Casey5693]

Why does Tom Servo keep yelling "Sweet Charlotte!?"

[dustincomplete]

@Casey5693 Hush, Hush, Sweet Charlotte is a popular drama-horror film starring Betty Davis and Joan Crawford. Look it up. It's classic.

[Casey5693]

3:21 Is that dude still not wearing a shirt?

[Rosalaplayera204]

Another citizen who isn't ready for some football!

[Irrelevant402]

So is his mom a secret agent or something?

[ownedbyfurytwopoint0]

READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL?! 8D

[gidget144]

Four people aren't ready for some football!

[ReverendSyn]

Say what you will about the mom. I'd hit it.

[Applemask]

@ReverendSyn I'd feed it first.

[Tendoking]

I can't look at Mitch McConnell anymore without thinking of the aliens from this movie.

[kranivore]

four people aren't READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL

[GoGojiraGo]

The aliens are the best part of the movie. Why couldn't the whole movie be about them?

[AhhYeah1]

6:42 Geddy Lee?

[jekblom123]

That big football sheriff guy, SPITTING IMAGE of my history/philosophy professor.

[ReverendSyn]

@jekblom123 Are yew ready for someVOLTAIRE?!?

[GialloHorror]

"Flesh is a nice color for a house"

"James Spader lessons" LMFAO!!

[KillerPikmin]

"Good Shooting Zanthar..."

"Thanks, Denise"

[ManaAdvent]

"Help! A giant bong is attacking me!"

"Flesh is a nice color for the house."

"Hey, his van got a poop catcher on the back!"

"Hush hush!"

"Sweat Charlotte!"

"Anna Nicole Smith and her husband."

"I'm a dumb scrawny cracker!"

[FallenOne84]

anyone ready for some footbaaaaaall ;)

[psychopomp88]

anyone else think that cop looks like Jake Gyllenhaal?

[ChaoticYak]

Are you reading my thoughts? Stop reading my thoughts.

[MePatchTheOriginal]

These special effects are garbage even for 1978.

[fuckingkiddinme]

Flesh is a nice color for a house

[KidChaos5150]

"And quite scanning me!"

[theMAG101]

"You keep smoking that, you're gonna get us thrown off the force."

You know, the force that consists of three people including us.

[watda74]

-Ol Blackwater, Keep on rollin'. Mississippi moon, won't ya keep on shinin'...

Never.Gets.Old. lol

[Dulcimerist]

Yukon Cornelius!

[Pacalakin]

it gets funnier everytime he says football

[pretorious700]

Keenan Wynn really had a pivotal role in this film.

[mechris7022]

"pull over! squeal like a pig!"

"Quit scanning me!"

[gentlerat]

Before he started talking, I could swear that blonde dude was Viggo Morgansten.

[buffypython]

"The famous squealing tires on a dirt road."

[norsef]

Thumb up if you are ready FOR SUM FOOTBALL!

[Windclaw]

@norsef 

[watda74]

SEPTEMBER 9 is fast approachin', fellas (and you lovely lady fans, too). Thought I'd watch one of my fav eps to GIT READY FER SOME FOOTBALL!!!

[kwolf002]

"Nice shot Xanthar!"

"Thanks, Denise." lmao

[explik]

What song was playing in the van it sounded good.

[breed667]

Andalucía says: last night i dreamed that somebody loved me.

[ H ] says: Must have been one of those weird dreams that has nothing to do with reality

[coralinefj]

0:48 Hey thier shooting Time Chasers here.

[sullivan328]

"Show me the way to the next whiskey bar!"

Ha! Kurt Weill reference! XD

[ReverendSyn]

That "Monad" model looked pretty cool.

[EddietheHead32]

EVERYTHING IS HUSH HUSH! OPERATION SAND STORM HUSH HUSH! EVERYONE CONNECTED WITH IT HUSH HUSH! Keenan Wynn sure could play loud, crazy people.

[robdorg]

This shit is funny.

[Theburn77]

grizzly adams took that hit like a bitch

[Zekkron]

Wait, no. I don't think it is. At all.

[Zekkron]

Hey, is that solo in the truck from "Animals" somewhere? it kinda sounds like something from "Sheep" or "Dogs" (1 or 2)

[daliwndrland]

@Zekkron Right?! I thought so too but everyone I was watching it with told me I listen to too much Pink Floyd...

[customcartoons]

@daliwndrland I submit that there is no such thing as listening to too much Pink Floyd.

[cmurphy2826]

Colonel: "Hush hush!"

Tom: "Sweet Charlotte!"

Ever since the Colonel got back from the Spanish-American War...

"The Army of the Potomac has us on the run, sweetheart."

[121BigRed]

Wow, the stop motion effects are actually really good. I'm suprised.

[hill9868]

Arrr ewe reddy fur sum futbaullll?!!!

[Oppledeldoc]

Bad movie or not, no one plays a funny redneck like Dennis Burkley.

[ZombieLuvBrains88]

...So was this the movie that inspired the show V?

[singinglawnchair]

"I'll seek refuge in 20 explosive hits by 20 explosive stars!"

[applebonker141]

"Ah, now onto movie 3."

"His van's got a poop catcher."

[CaiSecret]

Good shooting Xanthar!

Thanks, Denise.

[romeroisking]

I love how crow always makes pot references about mike. Do you think these guys smoke?

[Beledal]

@romeroisking They say they don't....

[tsartodd]

Billy Duncan looks like dorkier versions of either Luke Skywalker or Dr. Chase from "House MD."

XD

[applebonker141]

@tsartodd Hahahah totally!

[YouSuckNoJutsu]

Anybody else READY FOR SOME FOOTBAAAAAALL?!

[unklejohn]

The movie was "Hush...Hush, Sweet Charlotte", with Bette Davis. I remember seeing it in the theatre as a little kid. I thought it was really scary.

[whoisdickieschnabel]

Sweet Charlotte!!!!

[OonaCanute]

@whoisdickieschnabel:

You know that was a reference to an old movie, right?

[whoisdickieschnabel]

Nope :) I mean I figured it was a reference to something but to what, no clue. What movie, Oona?

[RockingCatDaddy]

Crow: "She's one of the turtle aliens."

LOL! Sad part is the mom does look like them.

[Zerojack6]

the guy who did the voice of mandark on Dexter's Lab is in this movie

[CyanFunk]

Tell me, is everyone READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL?!

[ChaoticYak]

"...ready for some football!"

[nagaking07]

"The army of the Potomac has us on the run sweetie!"

Okay, is everybody READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL!!

[commonwealth420]

"...just because that mine went off in your helmet..."

[circulation211]

I'm just a dumb scrawny cracker!

[heliogabalus227]

"Man, if those pants blow it's gonna be like a piano exploding!"

WTF?!

[Bass5el]

Hey, Crow! No bagging the Dixie Dregs!! ;-)

[jekblom123]

"Where you heddin' tubbo?"

by the way, I hate that stupid blowjob girl video. Wish someone would take that damned thing down already.

[DannyCassette]

@jekblom123

I second that about the blowjob girl. Wasn't funny.

[Apollomasque]

Who's is that anyway? I'm tempted to actually watch it, but I'm afraid that it's as bad as it sounds and that someone's going to walk in on me watching it.

[CaptRodgers]

Look, are you ready for some FOOTBAWL!

[optimon]

I think the colonel is Mike Pipper's older, ornery-er, brother.

OOOH!

:p

[applebonker141]

@optimon OOOH, I hates those aliens!

[BeeDub57]

"Good shooting, Zanthar!"

"Thanks, Denise."

[Forzatoadv]

"Are you READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL?!?!?"

[SinnFein4ever]

Is it just me, or does the kid seem to have just a liiitle too much chemistry with his mom?

Plus that actor looks about 10 years too old for the part of a teenager.

[reiterated]

It could have been a Boy in the Plastic Bubble situation.

[REPOMANY1]

hey dued go to my channel, imma have the whole movie up, with out those lil guys at the bottom

[DannyCassette]

@REPOMANY1

Why would I do that. They are the only reason this movie is watchable.

[ReverendSyn]

@SinnFein4ever Maybe he's just some 20-something shmuck who still lives with his mom.

[InHomeGuitarLessons]

@SinnFein4ever I demand to know what was in Acapulco! The director can't just do whatever he wants.

[ReverendSyn]

@SinnFein4ever Yeah, he looks more like her little brother.

[modchic720]

"Yuuup. What do we got? Another citizen who isn't READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL!!"

Bahahaha!

[CPuff8D]

Is it just me, or is the stop motion actually pretty decent? For some reason that just warps my mind a little.

[Tareltonlives]

Yeah, it's like Phil Tippet's high school project. It's not worth two and a half stars, though..

[BryonYoungblood]

"He looks like a bush baby!"

"Pull over! Squeal like a pig!"

Bryon

[watda74]

Oh,Yeah! You do a lotta 'wacky tobacky', Mike? Lotta 'Mary Jane', huh? 'Jokey Smokey?' Ha ha ha!!

MIke just can't escape his past. lol

[momwentcrazy]

Man, this is one of the most innovative synth-players I know of.

[bitnola]

Perry Farrell, are you ready for some football?

MST3K should still be on the air.

[Applemask]

SWEET CHARLOTTE

[foxxtraught]

Christina's World 3001! Haha, I'm so glad there's a reference to Andrew Wyeth in this.

[Tendoking]

Sean Cassidy in 'Walking Tall'.

Gah! She's one of the turtle aliens!

This episode was classic.

RIP Keenan Wynn

[DMCdawg]

Let's find out if he's READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL!

[abombinreverse]

Fuck that stupid Blowjob girl video! ==>>

[seanThree16]

Haha, ok 10 other people+me are sick of that video being in the related videos, I wonder what blowjobs have to do with MST3K...

[watda74]

Make that 11, sean. Click on the 'Featured Video' link and it gives sort of an explanation. Yep, her Ma and Pa must be real proud. lol

[seanThree16]

Ah, I see. YouTube is great, isn't it?

[cale42]

@abombinreverse How does that vid have anything to do with MST3K?

[Raynelm]

@abombinreverse what

[tonydmyers]

"Snap out of it, you old bastard!"

I miss this show.

[Tulkastaldo]

This movie was far ahead of its time because it looks more like a crappy movie from the 80's than a crappy movie from the 70's.

[ColeVecsion]

Isn't granpa from the clonus horror? O__o i'd recognize that overacting anywhere~!

[tonydmyers]

Yup, that's good ol' Keenan Wynn.

[Reelbigearth]

0:42

Did he just say 'Darn'?

[Kinemacolour]

I love it when the Bots make fun of Mike's 70s adolescence.

[thedaemonforever]

LOL. If his mom is loaded, why the hell does this clown choose to dress up like poor trailer trash? This is kinda like that drugged up kid in the beginning of Angel's Revenge. He and his blonde "sucessful Las Vegas singing superstar" sister look like such polar opposites, you think they would be total strangers and have absolutely nothing to do with each other.

[thedaemonforever]

Jesus. Was looking like and/or being as thin (or even thinner) as Mary Tyler Moore the rage back then in the 70's?? And why do they consider and imply that's "hot"? I don't know. I have to say again, that the 70's was a very, very weird decade. Didn't understand it when I was a preteen back then, still don't understand it now at 38 years old.

[warhola888]

Christina's world!?!?! This show's humor is intelligent and hilarious....

[dresden51]

"I know what you're thinking, 'Did I fire 6 gorlocks or only 5?'"

One of many pieces of gold in this one. One of the best episodes.

[mowque]

GREAT line

[toothbeaver]

It's no use typing in one quote, this whole movie is non stop MST GOLD! Fave one...hands down.

And my hair is perfect

[abombinreverse]

"Man if those pants blow its going to be like a piano exploding!" --- funniest MST3K line ever!

[TwinkleLightProd]

The "Vehicle" reference nearly made fall out of my chair!

[1337Einstein]

I am becoming more and more ready for some FOOTBALL!

[NecrosisOfLight]

Are you really sure YOU ARE READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL!?!?!

[thelatedavidsmith]

"you ever notice how haile selassie is god?"

its funny because its true

[saiyanprince09]

"Everything is hush hush!"

"Sweet Charlotte!"

[Gomess]

"Stupid realtor job.... Sure I gotta wear a shirt just to sell a dumb house!"

...Ugh, the paranoid racist "Colonel". Yay for old people stereotypes!

[javenetti]

HUSH HUSH!