Zero Punctuation's BioShock Opener

[ara9ond]

Yeah, I couldn't hear sh!t.

[MarshmallowRadiation]

Compared to System Shock 2, Irrational really dumbed Bioshock down for consoles. It's still an amazingly well-made game, though, just not so survival horror-y.

[willofbob]

@MarshmallowRadiation it's not supposed to be.

[SakuraAvalon]

Couldn't hear half of what he said, thanks to the crowd. lol

[AdamsTeinz]

It's awesome. I wish every game had such intro.

[isagagenius]

i hear shit!

[Sephlock]

Hmm, is there a vid of this without the background noise (and funny angle)?

[darkriku2464]

thats bioshock in 43 seconds!

[raiki15]

no, it's just an intro

[thatwassolastweek1]

every game Developer knows him for EA to Bungie ect the all fear him and thus FUNNIES

[o624o]

I wish people would shut the fuck up and not clap so I could hear what he's saying.

[DarkKnightBob1o1]

@o624o lol down in front, old man syndrome.

[xxdomoxxkunxx]

lol thats bioshock in a nutshell

[kibord87]

LoL

I obtained 'I choose the impossible' in less then a week. I wonder how many of Yahtzee's various appearances there are around...?

[pakman1233]

It was made for a game developers conference where the developers of bioshock where doing a talk on how awsoem the game is

[DoctorWeeTodd]

GDC is the largest gathering of developers and where they have the GDC awards which is the the equivalent of an Oscar for games.

[mummyjohn]

Yeah, the few parts I could understand were [needless to say] fularious, but most of it was...terrible quality.

[holybobstaff123]

Are there any other versions of this video? That you can understand?

[The1337Spartan]

terrible quality.

[TehPogo]

Hahah. Didn't Levine get Yahtzee to do this as a demonstration of how NOT to introduce a horror game?

[BigBadDaddy0]

i agree

[coprographia]

Little girls wander around harvesting genetic material from corpses, accompanied by men grafted into diving suits so they can serve out a living death sentence protecting those girls from a bunch of disfigured, murderous, Objectivist mutants.

You can make bees erupt from your skin.

That isn't horror?

[robeywan]

cant hear shit.

[Bedplay]

It's a notebook.. what do you expect? He's illustrating the point that you can play videogames on a macbook, as well being able to run a Windows OS, without massive performance issues.

[nynjato]

Yes, Because if there is one thing we need is more people playing Bioshock on Macs...In public. Sounds totally worth the ridiculous price tag.

[scienceguy8]

Ironic. The video was shown from a Mac yet no Mac port for Bioshock exists.

[dkssx64banjo]

lol hacked psp

[MeanBob]

Is there a direct feed version of this? Yahtzee is the best!

[Renji1]

Nice, though I'll hold back on a rating until I can hear that audio properly. Yahtzee's stuff always gives me a good laugh. :P

[Mesoian]

Can't here shit.

[NariandColds]

I know he did it. I put it wrong in the first comment.Nice of Bioshock team to recognize him and ask him to make a short presentation of it.

[NariandColds]

I love this guy. Nice one from 2k to make a video in his style.

[lwelyk]

...

That wasn't in his style. That was him! Don't you recognize his voice? The video description says he did it, and the thank you at the end is kind of a big hint too.

[davechandler]

5 thumbs up for this garbage?? Clearly the guy was referring to the visuals, not the voice.

[aeonteleos]

the visuals are directly ported from the game.

[aeonteleos]

the visuals are directly ported from the game.

[hurmpfff]

@lwelyk

he also rpped the style off another person, and so on and so forth.