Jesus vs. Dracula!

[mauriciokrdenas]

hijo de puta me hiciste perder 1:12 de mi vida

[Gonzaevil]

quien gano?

[box40able]

saben chicos no vean ese video me da pena el invecil q colgo ese vidieo

[deleveir]

سلاماااااااااااااااااااااااااا­اااااااااااااااات

[kahetel13]

LOLOLOL

[DonHosaka]

jesucristo mi pastor bitches 

[elpato545]

yo la quiero ver esa pely!

[aquilez182]

es apelicula siempre la pasan en el canal de las etsrellas en semana santa y navidad

[BENTLEYQUAMP]

FUCK ADS!

[HalfBlueLemon]

No solo de pan vive el Hombre...

Cada Risa aumenta su vida en un minuto y cada vez que te veo me cago de la risa...

[MrCassavius]

why Satan has a castilian accent? I mean Im not disagreeing with it at all.... but seems weird, even amidst the other weirdness

[manuel3487]

k video tan marik

[memillo70]

Y estos pendejos eran actores???

[eyebrowsQ8]

why is jesus wearing a dress?

[icematoro]

¬¬

[thezidfrid]

ES DRACULA ES EL HIJO DE PICORO :D

[MercenarioDeElite]

jajajaja, al parecer me entreteni leyendo los comentarios,

esta claro que la escena se rodo en el desierto de samalayuca, y que fue una gran batalla, muy epica

[Marcus50720]

los vampiros no son satanases

[ScarlettBlackshire]

Why Jesus wears a woman dress

[GodZilla123100]

@ScarlettBlackshire shut up you gay

[SeekerNami]

What the fuck is this...? I don't even...

[MultiYamon]

que verga loco que manera de perder el tiempo...



[MegaOvnis]

ese no es draculo es el puto diablo traga polla,el diablo que nos envio al putaso gay justin bieber,....XD

[Marcus50720]

@MegaOvnis ser gay no es satánico

[Hsnyutsu]

@MegaOvnis Dios nos envío a Justin, ¿aún no te has dado cuenta?

[threathy]

Whos dont belive in God is like to fuck dog... Dont argue!!

[Tendarapo]

Well,you can do it,86770 people see the video

thinking can watch a real Dracula,but,in fact,

Jesus is another type of Dracula...

Amen.

[aluethial]

Proof that GOD doesn't exist? - The existence of people who make videos like this one.

[carranza777]

sii claroo .. dracula 

[claudiasometimes]

Martin Scorsese ~ The last temptation of Christ.

[marcmondejar]

the Title should be "The Temptation of Jesus"

why upload this if u dont know the story?

[Sinmantul]

he´s Dracugay no Dracula hahaha

[Sinmantul]

Jesus Salvo el mundo una vez mas! jajajajaja

Jesus saved the world one more time! hahahahaha

[CARLOSGMARINCH]

NO MAMES QUE PENDEJO EL QUE SUBIO ESTE VIDEO

[fricha9713lev]

que stpdz de video¡¡¡¡¡¡¡

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[shinauzumakisanjo]

puede que se paresca dracula con esa capa pero es el diablo no darcula xD

[TheFJSR]

isnt a mexican movie, is spanish

[TheTakashiKato]

lol satan is so short

[markhorneyuk]

Jesus is wearing a womans dress? and what is that guy in the black dress, is that suppose to be the devil?? or dracula, or maybe something out of flash gordon?

[lament74]

great DRACULA

[TheSharky679]

boring

[011sale]

sos la malaria y asi te va. see the results.

[goddog2]

omg moment i just realized that hes talking to satan, not dracula!

[goddog2]

whenever people talk like that you feel like your in the wrong im not saying they're right, what im trying to say is we aren't

[gamepro131]

jusus rock

[Th3MetalShockwave]

jesus  iis fakeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[spacegoat4ever]

When I first saw Jesus on here, I thought he was a random woman XD

[matthew890able]

wtf

[QUIROPTEROHOLLOW]

jaajjaajja siii recuerdo esa pelicula, mi papá la veía a cada rato cuando era niño XD

mexican movies are always crazy/insane hahahha

[cheeseman1117]

So many questions

[Berethead]

Jesus: I've been waiting for you, Dracula. We meet again, at last. The circle is now complete. When I left you I was but the learner. Now I am the master.

Dracula: Only a master of evil, Jesus.

[SmurfOntheRocks]

christfags gtfo

[NEFEGROFO]

no mamen, no es drakula jaja es el demonio jajajajaja.

[TaylerRae2010]

Dear people with strong religious beliefs,

I would like to remind everyone, that we all are entitled to our own opinions; be it about weather, or religion, and we have the right to worship as we please. I for one, like to think that I believe in what I do on my own free will, not because I'll be threatened with eternal damnation if I don't. I would reccomend that everyone else does the same, but that's against my morals.

Sincerely

A person with strong religious beliefs

[digitalproduct]

Why is Jesus wearing women's clothing...check out the reverse tank top....Jesus is not stylin on em...smh

[Dabicho696]

que pedo con esa mamada???

[crizzkriss]

nojodas huevon mas caliche y te mueres xDDDDDD

[SSTTEEAALLTTHH]

@RedPaladin

But the BeeGees actually existed, that's more then we can say for Jesus.

[varilla111]

Dracula: si eres el hijo de Dios haz que esas piedras se conviertan en pan

Jesus: que haces afuera de dia?

[caballerodavinci]

@varilla111 Tienes toda la razon que hace dracula en el dia.

[TheMattwolf]

I don't think that's Dracula. It looks more like The Master from doctor Who.

[dirtydonki]

Blow it out yer ass for Jeeezass

[Coldbloodedkiller00]

que asco de video

[arvmetal]

Jajaja, no mames, novayan a pensar que así somos todos los mexicanos.

[bobigoh]

jajaja con su traje de quinceañera xD xD

[Robashow]

JAJAJA!  DRACULA???

[gck86]

jesus dress like a girl.

[outerspaceoutpost]

May The Most High God forgive some of your unrightous comments! Jesus Christ

came down to earth to teach us and open up a gateway, that if we believe in him we may have eternal life with him in heaven. Satan will be thrown in the lake of fire and Jesus will rule. Read your bibles, go to a good church, pray and learn wisdom deviding the word of truth. I was saved by a miracle. I know God loves

me and you and will not let us who believe go. Come repent and be saved.

Don't let Satan keep you!

[DwightFry78]

@outerspaceoutpost Hi to you and your imaginary friend!

[outerspaceoutpost]

@DwightFry78 My friend, I don't know your age or anything about you, but I do

know that God Loves you! I have not been sent to convert you, but I can tell you that I was not raised in a Christian household. In High School I said something against the bible To a teacher. A few years later the Lord caught my heart. Maybe I can't change your opinion, but I care where each person spends eternity. Buddy

I wish that you'd trust me, that Jesus is real. I learned the truth! You can too.

[DwightFry78]

@outerspaceoutpost My friend, I don't know anything about you either, but I do know that you seem like a decent human being, much more decent than that terrifying figure they have poisoned your brain with, making you submissive and apologetic about your own good deeds, giving the merit to a literary character. I wish you'd trust me that Jesus is just the pet of a bunch of powerful people that want to have you controlled and meek. I learned the truth! You can too.

[MrWadie123]

@DwightFry78 Technically, a Jesus is present in history, and no, the Bible isn't the only thing that tells me so, records such as those of Josephus Flavius attest to a Jesus and His mortal brother James the Just, and many other records suggest an actual Jesus outside the Bible, just type in historical evidence for Jesus and you'll find a couple of convincing videos in youtube. The only real debate is in His Divinity, as for me I believe.

[MrWadie123]

Think about it, should it really matter if a man by the name Yeshua or Jesus existed if He isn't what the Bible says, and it is very probable that many people by the name of Yeshua/Jesus existed with in that time frame and community, what atheists need to target to even attempt to phase our church is the Jesus mentioned in Bible and history and His divinity, not the debate about whether a Jesus ever once existed before.

[MrWadie123]

@DwightFry78 That "figure" seems indecent and terrifying to you as you can't live up to His standard of morality, and what right do you and other atheists have in deciding a standard of morality when your moral values are not set in stone, for example, one of you says that premarital sex is bad and another is okay with it, or some believe that abortion is ending a life and the other saying it's just a blob of flesh, etc.

[Emilio007hola]

@outerspaceoutpost I envy your faith, my brain just cant accept good

[dalt779]

@DwightFry78 i dont understand your comment. if your refering to one of the 10 commandments thou shall not make images of ME.I think its along those lines well anyway God gave the commandments so its God you cant make imagoes of just hope you read this before it gets removed (and no Im not religious :)

[dalt779]

@dalt779 i now realise its your vidio so you will se it before you remove it anyway.

[helixmaster9]

@DwightFry78 just leave him alone and i'd respect your opinion if you'd keep it to yourself

[goddimmus]

@DwightFry78 I love how You like to post bullshit just like this in these long ass responses that are obviously copied and pasted for arguments sake. Look, you dont go around forcing God down peoples throats. Im pretty sure if there is a God he shudders every time one of you silly creatures thinks that they can spread his message better than he can. Celebrate your beliefs and quit trying to convert people like they are mindless sheeple.

[bitzrider]

@outerspaceoutpost uahuahuah ritardato mentale

[MicaelaLelli]

@outerspaceoutpost I know jesus loves us,but doesn't he give you some sense of humor!?? Stop talking to God as He was an alien,He's your Father,so chill out,if your heart is quiet. peace out!!!

[perroenmoto]

@outerspaceoutpost satan was an invention of the Catholic Institution to scare people to control their minds, if they wasn't afraid, they create the inquisition, so, you had to obey or you suffer pain in this life (brought by the inquisitors) of in your afetlife (in hell)

I would love tho have the FAITH, but I have TOUGHTS AND REASONING

[freakoutguitarsolo1]

@outerspaceoutpost

jesus is satan Saturn, you fucktard.... john the baptist was the real christ.... get with the program

[outerspaceoutpost]

@freakoutguitarsolo1 It's such a shame that intelligent people, though they disagree, can't sit down to have a kind discussion or debate without being insulting. If it wasn't prompting by the Lord himself, I would not be answering you. Not long ago, I was tempted to leave my relationship with God. But after meeting people like you, I thank God I didn't. I'll keep you in prayer. So long. Peace and God bless.

[starbaselancaster]

@freakoutguitarsolo1 Satan Saturn? you are obviously a troll and are an ignorant twit. Do yourself a favor and read your bible. If you do you will see that John the Baptist himself said that he wasn't Christ and he was just paving the way for Christ!

[miquelenrhun]

@outerspaceoutpost what the fuck is up with you.. god damn religious nuts

[justwannaseeit111]

@outerspaceoutpost shut the fuck up u miserable shit

[anchaleeking]

@outerspaceoutpost It is very true what you are saying.I have a neighbour that listens to that devil music,you know that horrifing screeming at the top of their lungs Satan evil music,It creeps me out so bad.

[outerspaceoutpost]

@anchaleeking I thank you for your encouragement. I Still stand by my statements. I said them in faith and love. God loves us. It was made clear years ago when God saved me from the ocean as a small child, but I didn't learn this truth until many yrs. later in my young adulthood. If people want to say nothing constructive, then I suppose that's their chose. They are hurting no one but themselves. Their dirty mouths show a clear difference between them an myself. God loves them and so do I.

[Santa1936]

@outerspaceoutpost You are so stupid.

[NeCacaluXuxultic]

@outerspaceoutpost "The Most High " I bet he is... he been smoking a lot of that WEED huh?>

[1urbanstyle]

@outerspaceoutpost woa woa woa woa woa woa woa woooaaaa wait a minute! one guy who has 4 different imaginary friends is lunatic, but 1 million people who has ONE, ONE!!! imaginary friend is religion and society? wh dont you shut up and accept the thing that no gods ever existed...ONLY SCIENCE!

[VampireLord66]

That's fucking hilarious, I'm sorry but I can NOT believe these guys dressed Satan that way it really does look like some cheap ass Dracula!

[MrRobertSama]

As we all know, Christmas is that mystical time of year when the ghost of Jesus rises from the grave to feast on the flesh of the living! So we all sing Christmas Carols to lull him back to sleep.

[vparts1]

that's not Dracula that's the Devil

[DwightFry78]

@vparts1 Which is obvious to everyone but the wardrobe master.

[Koolix99]

@vparts1 yeah dracula can't go out in the sun

[nitafalls]

your making fun of jesus thumbs up if you agree



[MichaelMorbius4ever]

Wait a minute!.....What's Dracula doing out in the sun?! O_O

[Cubarted]

This is not Sparta..

THIS IS BLASPHEMY!! 

[Strikeru25]

STUPID

[ultrablueline09]

what language is that anyway u suck!

[MDSMX]

metete tus hilaridades por el culo, pedazo de mierda ;)

[enzogta]

hahah

[seairra117]

WTF.....Dracula should have died in the sun light,

and besides everyone Knows Dracula in in Transylvania.

[kasp9451]

and besides how can he be in transylcania when he dosent excist get ur mom to clear ur closet for monsters okay?

[beebumm]

What's wrong with you?

Who tells you that Jesus once lived?

There are no witnesses still living...

[jakeboy1992]

@beebumm dude i buy pot of a guy called jesus with long hair a beard and he wairs a dirty wyt robe and he all sorts of wise words so thairs the proof :L :P

[beebumm]

If that's so, I believe you, of course^^

[jakeboy1992]

@beebumm lol nah he just a junky that looks like jesus so thats what ahbidy callz um n hez always talkin shyt :P

[evildarksoldier]

no es dracula, a quien quieres engañar? pero admito que me dio risa XD XD hahaha, me rio, jajaja XD

[batmanvsdracula4eva]

get away from my country you beaner.

[Mider999]

haha your all so funny it has nothing to do with dracula the guy who plays the devil just wore a really dracula like cape not funny.

[PaladioEscarlati]

Concuerdo con Zowet, Dwight. Sería genial que pudieses subir la película entera o algunas escenas más :-)

[deadwithasmile]

love it, Jesus is my favorite fictional character!

[mrright911]

Hey idiot, Jesus believe him or not? Was not a fictional character. The Roman empire if you have done any reading as documented him in life and in Crucifixion.

[MrXfromPlanetX]

@mrright911 you should watch the God Who Wasn't There.

The guy runs through several legendary Christ like figures who were crucified including the Egyptian god Horus (born of a virgin and crucified).

I would say Google it but you can also watch the film and then just pick up an encyclopedia at the library to verify all his claims if you don't trust the internet.

What I'm getting at is the Jesus myth was not original. The story follows many well established story lines.

[RedPaladin]

Wait a minute... Jesus looks like one of the Bee Gees :o

[sainteresa]

Hahahah :)

[Sergionewyork]

I am a biocemist... and I believe in a GOD .... but He,She,It, does not have a name becuase ( no need )

[DwightFry78]

I won't allow personal insults on these comments. The next ones will be deleted.

[UniversalAtheist]

jesus would get his ass whipped

[DwightFry78]

Not so sure, they have similar powers. Dracula can turn himself into a bat, but Jesus can turn himself into a dove (search for "Jesus Christ the Illusionist"). An amazing battle in the air!

[UniversalAtheist]

ha ha, now that is funny... there are the same, both dead..

[upinfection]

No wonder you posted that, your an Atheist.

Of course someone like you would say such a thing.

Personally i think your a giant Douche, and you wont like it when you die.

Enyway what ever.

[UniversalAtheist]

learn how tow to spell, you ignorant fuck

[upinfection]

Learn to get you're facts straight. You gay 30 year old fruit.

[UniversalAtheist]

it is too bad, but you are wrong again, fuck stain

[fradina]

Well this is stupid!!! :P

[Sergionewyork]

I am gay too ....lol

[hellaAustin]

its funny how ignorant you christians sound when insulting.

all you can come up with is something copied from the bullshit your fake god claims is wrong.

why do people believe in such nonsense

[beebumm]

You're so right *thumbs up*

[Johan191969]

@UniversalAtheist can someone pls explain or translate please, cause i have no (?) idea ...

[Maggielicious21]

@Johan191969 "dracula": weak men,tired and hungry, if you are the son of God, make this stones turn into bread.

Jesus: not only from bread men lives, but from all word that comes out from God's mouth.

"Dracula": men, weak creature, all kingdoms in the world i'll give you if you kneel down to me and worship me.

Jesus: stood away Satan!, it is written, you will worship God and only him you will serve.

and that's it